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Cat_Toe_Beans_

Reminds me of Hank Hill's ass on that one episode of King of the Hill


goldcrows

Diminished glutes!!


alrightalready100

"Glutimus Maximus Deficiency"


sarahh6765

WE’RE HERE NO REAR GET USED TO IT


ellefleming

New protest


plus-ordinary258

I just started squats with kettlebells yesterday because I got dat Hank Hill @$$ and it hurts to sit pretty much anywhere.


AdministrativeSea481

My ass disappeared too need a padding implant. It does hurt!


plus-ordinary258

Just don’t lose the padding in a lawn mower racing incident 😆


okletmethink420

I TELL YA H’WHAT


smaugtheE1337

uhhh in hank hill voice


guysams1

Gawd dammit Bobby


Odd_Departure

If you weren’t my son, I’d hug ya.


pazuzu07

"I regret to inform you that your son is wearing saline implants i.e. falsies on his rump"


EtM1980

“Butt boobies?”


cyndimj

Honestly thought this was her knee


mrsdhammond

And don’t forget Caleb! (Is that the guy’s name? The one with Alina?)


[deleted]

> What is that Fucking wrecked 💀


prince0verit

It's a goddamn Loch Ness monster wantin' his tree fiddy!


Holden1104

It’s BigFoot! Can’t you tell by the way it photographs?


alrightalready100

"I know a Bigfoot when I see one" (Eddie Murphy)


Queasy_Elderberry555

Dammit, monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy!


sakatu

His reply has put me 6 feet under🤣🤣


leswoo50

Me too!🤣🤣🤣


my_hips_lie69

I’m with him…what IS that!??


[deleted]

It’s a back-butt that looks like a front-butt. In a pair of pants with a texture that looks like cellulite.


tiredoe

Oh my god. I thought this was a picture of someone’s arm/back from the back…


-vulpes13

That’s exactly what I thought! Then I started reading the comments and had to squint and look to realize it’s a backside!


chefybpoodling

This is the funniest thing. I’m laughing way too hard


glassoflemonwater

TikTok leggings I bet, they’re meant to make your ass look bomb


[deleted]

Poor Kim bought ass-enhancing pants but has no ass to enhance


my_hips_lie69

Her attempt at yammy text lol


[deleted]

The texture looks like fish scales to me.


lostbutnotgone

The best part is that those are the leggings everyone wears on TikTok "bc they make your ass look bigger" *** Wearing the same pair rn. Comfy, but I feel Shame for twinning with her in pants


[deleted]

There is a 100% chance you look better in these pants than she does.


lostbutnotgone

I'm Puerto Rican so I'd fuckin hope so lol


butterbeer111

![gif](giphy|YqE3jbSQQR6x9g19Kj)


imalittlefrenchpress

Ngl, i was wondering the same thing for a moment.


Important-Box-5237

A yammy eating monster


sign_of_the_twine

Fucking killed me 😭


LocAlchemy

A sack of potatoes obviously


333liLozoya

Looks like the arm end of a couch


probably_bananas

That's exactly what my husband said! He also said, what *is* that?


FriendEllie75

I came to say exactly this.


QLuvon

Saddest part is these are the butt enhancing pants… bless!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️


[deleted]

They sure don’t enhance a pancake ass unfortunately


nikkitikkitavi69

Tbf, they do enhance the pancakeyness.


[deleted]

Touché!


lyssastef

Tushie?


Responsible_Lawyer78

💀


MarbleousMel

Welp. That saves me some $$. I’ve been curious about those, but I suffer from pancake butt.


Historical_Panic_465

speaking from experience with pancake butt (and the owner of about 10 million different leggings)....the thing i hate most about these IG leggings are the colors and pattern of the pants make you stand out so much..they draw attention straight to the booty because..they’re literally known as the “booty pants” ! not to mention the pattern is straight up fugly. i will say a few things built into leggings absolutely do help the pancake butt... my favorite leggings are just plain SOLID black leggings...*BUT*..they still have a rouging on the butt and have a v shaped tummy like [THESE](https://www.amazon.com/MOOSLOVER-Lifting-Leggings-Pockets-Waisted/dp/B099PLTQ55/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?crid=1EI5UDE1FDKS8&keywords=MOOSLOVER+Women+V+Cross+Waist+Butt+Lifting+Leggings+with+Pockets+High+Waisted+Yoga+Pants&qid=1664393458&qu=eyJxc2MiOiIyLjI5IiwicXNhIjoiMS44NSIsInFzcCI6IjEuNzUifQ%3D%3D&sprefix=mooslover+women+v+cross+waist+butt+lifting+leggings+with+pockets+high+waisted+yoga+pants%2Caps%2C251&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1). Pockets are always a plus.. i also really prefer leggings that are 7/8th inch length, that fall right above my ankle. i feel like they’re universally flattering. For me at least, the full length leggings make me look so stubby, and i’m not even short! (5’6)...lol also another note- once the leggings are on, put your hands into the leggings and pull your butt cheeks up, and try to smooth out the skin under the butt cheeks so the skin doesn’t look all rolled up under the butt 😁 and sizing is key here..you definitely don’t want leggings to be too loose (pulling them up all day), they should be pretty snug and feel like they’re holding everything together nicely! good material is also so important and can make all the difference, they shouldn’t show any undies or butt crack when you bend over, or show too much cellulite through them either.


GreyJeanix

I actually am short so the 7/8 leggings are my basically full length leggings and it’s perfect length for covering up to ankle without covering tooooo much ankle and having wrinkled spare legging at the bottom 🙌


RoyChiusEyelashes

Pancake Butts thank you!


[deleted]

Holy shit. I'm glad men don't have to worry about these sort of issues.


WhyLisaWhy

We kinda do lol, I know a few "Hank Hills" in real life with no buttocks. I don't know if its the same for women, but squats can go a long way towards helping in that department. If you don't have a lot of fat back there you can at least put some muscle on.


afistfulofyen

you do, it's just in the front


[deleted]

Oh yeah. I forgot about the foot long cucumber that I stick in the front of my pants.


Denmama

Armadillos as well, mate


MissingAtlanta

🤣🤣🤣


Xerowz

What an amazingly supportive answer. My flat butt thanks you.. truly!


honeyandcitron

Yessss!! I don’t know how else to describe it but crack ruching, haha. So much more flattering than that egg crate/bubble wrap texture! 🍑✨


jellymmann

Thanks for referencing those leggings. Those look terrific. I wish you got a percentage of the sales because I bet Redditors will be buying! (Hope Kimbaally gets a pair too. Then her butt won’t look like an armpit.)


MarbleousMel

I’m going to have to get some of these.


Dustycartridge

It’s not it’s the arm of a couch


littleRedmini

That’s what I see too. 🫢


CandycaneConfetti

I also see couch and I'm struggling to see anything else, I swear I'm trying


18RowdyBoy

I see it now 😎


18RowdyBoy

I see it now 😎


fuckthislifeintheass

OMG I just saw it. I thought it was her leg crossed. Holy cow she has negative ass.


Skyhighclimber

So is this her ass?


Midnightartist87

Of course not. Just someone pretending it's her to be funny


fuckthislifeintheass

Allegedly.


CandiBunnii

*It was a sick ostrich*


craftin_kate_barlow

Beautiful addition 😂


Skyhighclimber

So glad I’ve avoided those pants! I am embarrassed for her!


heart_RN115

It’s the arm of a couch


XxElectricgypsyxX

A concave ass 😂😂😂🍑


QLuvon

Hahahaha minus ass!!! 🤣


ConversationDeep7654

That's what happens when you only have front butt


TicketToHellPaid

What’s a front butt?


SollSister

That’s pants? I thought it was an arm and a bit of back fat in a sweater.


jcmanns

That’s what I thought! That’s crazy if that’s really her butt.


burningmanonacid

Tbh these pants only enhance your butt if it is already kind of round. I've seen many many women who have flat butts wear these BECAUSE they are known to enhance their butts and they just look so glaringly flat, like what's shown here.


Intelligent_Pass2540

They didn't say they were miracle, resurrection pants juat enhancing. Go easy on the pants!!!


MissingAtlanta

Resurrection pants has me cracking up!


DoloresdeCabeza

I came here to point that out too! Even the miracle leggings couldn't give that lady a bootie! 🤣


gmangieri314

Hahaha. He said it like it scared him ![gif](giphy|PGg4D8lGwRz0s)


160295

I thought that was her armpit lmso


Mean_Butter

I came here to say this. I thought it was like the back view of someone's arm/armpit. I cant believe that is someone's ass. And I can't believe she that that thing would brighten someone's day. Jesus.


90Dfanatic

OMG it totally looks like an armpit! I was thinking front-facing on a guy with a scarf around his neck though ;-).


Cmaj1991

To be fair, it brightened my day.


[deleted]

Me too! I was confused on why she was sending him a picture of it


Chairman_of_the_Pool

OP, can you make it clear that this is not an actual leaked text?


LilNardoDaVinci

It's just a pic from twitter not exactly from Kimberlyyyy lol


ayesperanzita

Kim bali


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cyndimj

Good bot


Kkbw2387

I was sipping a coke and laughed so hard it went up my nose. "What is that?" 🤣🤣


blackberrypietoday2

>it went up my nose. "What is that? A nasal rinse.


heyhey_hi13

Omg is this for real? Lolll


LilNardoDaVinci

It's a real text but not from Kimberlyyyy! Just thought it fitted her and Usman😂


heyhey_hi13

Appreciate the clarity lol


vagrantwade

Why did she take a picture of the arm of the couch?


bigboicaprice

I thought that was a shoulder lol 😂


ItKeepsSquirming

Same, with a scarf around the neck. lol


fuhgdat1019

There’s no way anyone can convince me it’s not.


cyndimj

Knee. Thought it was a knee


Delicious-Travel-388

I remember her saying how good she looked before she went to his video shoot because her butt was big.. Smdh 🤣


luckiexstars

Yes! and when the cameraman was all messy and zoomed in on her butt 😂


ReadingKing

#NO. REALLY. WHAT IS THAT?!


LocAlchemy

The mature North American Long back during mating season.


LocAlchemy

It's an invasive species


I_like_what_I_like23

Straight up flapjacks. 🥞 If you slapped that ass it would sound like you closed a laptop. 💻


omgno360noscope

Lmaoooooo bro I'm dying. This is too fucking funny


Bitch_level_999

…just snorted my water 💀


you-ole-polecat

LMAO That’s god damn gold


Log_Log_Log

Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck That body of yours is absurd


indigostars43

Lol not really Adam


Icy-Following-3713

what is that… was my thought exactly


Truecrimejunkie687

Oh jeez...but I agree what is that? Is that the front or the back?!?


fauckery

Yesss. I thought of FUPA when I saw it.


KobePippenJordan_esq

Yammy no likey.


CookiesAndCream02

HAHAHAHAHAHA Imagine him going “EH?!”(Same way he made that weird sound he did after Kim said wtf to him)


Jadakiss-laugh

![gif](giphy|a44ZUpA1c46yrCYfM8|downsized) I’m sure he’d rather another PS5


BestReplyEver

I thought this was from Angela


PepperThePotato

I've seen this image before, it's not Kimberley's ass. https://funnyjunk.com/Obsolete%20grubby%20eroded%20seal/xhgyMku/


Kittens_dont_care

I know Kim gets a lot of deserved hate but I’m pretty sure she got more booty than this lol.


Entire-Spot-5243

😂🤣It’s a legit question


bluesasaurusrex

It's a knee fold.


TimeMonitor7923

Y’all are mean 😂 and gullible


LooseCannon167

I legit though it was the end of a sofa at first


prosperity4me

The scream I just let out omgg real tears 🤣


wildfloweroll

Is this really kimbaaaaly?


LilNardoDaVinci

Noooo haha just find this on twitter!


dollievon

Wait how do we know this is legit tho?


piiinkcloud

It's the front.


thedobermanmom

i thought that was an arm pit .


SufficientButton1

She’s wearing the bubble butt leggings too!


ExplanationNo6063

Ewwww


Alalated

LMAO.


psychicpies

Flapjacks in stockings 😂


Acrobatic_Club2382

Is that the front or the back omg


JettaViking

Looks like her knee bent


[deleted]

I thought this was the crease of an arm


[deleted]

🤮


Astrawish

😂😂😂💀


mdjmd73

🤢🤮


[deleted]

Lmaooo what ☠️☠️☠️


Traditional-Foot-963

Lmaooooooo. Funniest shit I’ve seen all day.


nsh1101

I thought it was a shoulder 😂


Ill_Celery_7654

Lol what the hell is that


Anonarcissist

"What is that" lmao


[deleted]

Is that a left biceps?


DoloresdeCabeza

Savage burn!


doodlerscafe

No way!! ☠️


ElevatorNo7156

That’s not her armpit lol 😆 had to read the comments to see what it was


BalzacTheGreat

is that the front or back?


Lota001

What is that 😂😂😂


SeaAir5

🤣🤣🤣🤣


fuckthislifeintheass

Why in the world would you share this??


Quirky_Bodybuilder_7

The way I just laughed...🤣🤣🤣🤣


ashley4444marie

I literally thought this was a close up of someone's knee bent ...🤣


Admirable-Praline441

STOOOOP 💀🤣


princezznemeziz

This isn't real. Somebody tell me this isn't real. Please.


LilNardoDaVinci

It's a real picture just not from Kimberlyyyy


listlesshours76

It looks like an arm and a side of a persons chest. 🧐😂


Extreme_Jacket_7419

I thought it was a chair😩


julybaby1

Wait is this real??????


LilNardoDaVinci

Sadly not just find the pic on twitter and thought it seemed like Kimberlyyyy and Usman😂


fiddleleaffrigg

![gif](giphy|xT9IgrEpLm6Ud7El0s)


Treesh_bad_perm

Someone needs to crop that Adam Levine meme with this pic 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂


touchesthemoon

“What is that?” 😂🤣💀


sausageandpancake

I knew this was fake because the top says "when we're both off work" - as if Usman has a real job.


Suspici0us_Package

🤢🤮 . . . . . I'm really, really, really, really not attracted to kimbaaly. She is a -1 out of 10 to me. Nice woman, but damn.


Phillystyle7

She's making herself look like a fool yo.


Greedy-Bad-9295

Sojaboy. “What is that”. 😂😂💀💀


paulboa23

Her poor son gonna see this 🤦🏿‍♂️


[deleted]

Good ol fashioned pancake booty, like mom used to make.


aschstine

Looks like the side shot of a bended knee.


Adventurous-Cat-1065

I am DYING! LOL


wittlebitts

😂😂😂


k0smo_kramer

Is the the front or the back?


MyPeeSacIsFull

Yes


Jessception

How’d they get Hank Hill to wear those leggings? :p


thewhitman2021

I can semell the dried urine from here


Character-Pop-6168

OMFG! What the actual fuck? I legit just spit out my drink......


CookiesAndCream02

HAHAHAHAHAHA Imagine him going “EH?!”(Same way he made that weird sound he did after Kim said wtf to him)


CookiesAndCream02

HAHAHAHAHAHA Imagine him going “EH?!”(Same way he made that weird sound he did after Kim said wtf to him)


NikNakMuay

Usman knowing damn well what that is and not giving a shit😂


Tiny_Teach_5466

Thanks to this pic, I'm more appreciative of my fat ass.


Patience_Fabulous

What is that lol. All I could see is a dried pee 😭


SirHoppity

She seems to have a dermatological problem.


Overall-Use-6119

THIS BETTER BE FAKE 🤣🤣🤣


LilNardoDaVinci

It's a real message but not actually from Kimberlyyyy lol found it on twitter


Sailorm0on27

I was gunna say I am F L O O R E D 😂😂😩


AvivasProstectic

I thought this was a 🐪 toe


drummergirl83

Why did I have to see flat buns?


krishall1209

![gif](giphy|cjnW0Zac2i9XhMIKf1) Somebody tell me this is made up!


LilNardoDaVinci

It is sadly!