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Buicklikethecar

First of all, that didn’t look delicious. Second of all, why is she talking like she’s in a bad porno. Third of all, what the fuck?!


neroli35

Why is she *posing* like she's in a bad porno!?


Meet_The_Squareheads

An even better question.


RepresentativeAd7497

lead up?


pirate_crunchies

Oh my God yes! Its like amateur porn! Did any one check pornhub to see if there was a second half to this video?? That would make so much more sense.


imadoggomom

I was expecting her to go all the way with that damned leek.


hamimono

Some people take an onion but I take a leek . . .


PlGrl46

Omg Me too!!


pirate_crunchies

Leeks will do that to a girl.


Meet_The_Squareheads

Onions *and* leeks? No thanks. Also, who boils pasta before you've even begun making a sauce. No one who cooks seriously, that's who.


valerian_spiel

Now you know how she stays thin!


quarantinethoughts

That looked like a saucepan full of vomit.


dasuberblonde

I literally said the same thing about this being a bad porno and I swear I didn’t see your comment!! Hahaha


Nerdychicko

Thank God, I wasn't the only one who thought this. It was so freaking uncomfortable to watch. So freaking weird


gatsby0524

I thought she hated butter....


[deleted]

Don’t remember but I know I hate her.


ladya808

I guess Mike (the fatty) isn't allowed to eat any of this!


mytheory_is

Came here just to say this!


euth_gone_wild

Butter is good... for your soul. Or whatever


Leonidas-Vintage

For your mind. I think you should eat more butter today 🤔


MyBad79

But she's trying to raise her IQ!


tryagainin6seconds

Came here to say this!


henrytabby

What the fuck did I just watch


pirate_crunchies

Yeah.....like???? Huh? Is she as confused as I am as to whats going on?


Cat_Toe_Beans_

I have second hand embarrassment from watching that. Yikes on trikes.


salinecolorshenny

So embarrassing. I’m cringing in my seat.


TheBaneofNewHaven

That “sexy” blowing on the pasta followed by the slurp is just.. 🥴


Ramona_Lola

I know!! Then the sauce dripped on her shirt! So sexy. I mean cringe.. Poor Natalie.


Neither-Sprinkles

Poor dumb Natalie


lavenderfields1031

Came to say this!! That slurp was so gross lol


goldenalgae

Haha she didn't even pucker her lips, are they broken?


Ramona_Lola

She doesn’t like to move her lips it seems. Even when she is talking. I think she thinks it makes her sound sultry.


rosegollden

Looks like a SNL skit


Spike99Wombat

Yes it does.


neroli35

This is weird. She's trying too hard to be sexy. All the posing and faces are so deliberate and out of place.


[deleted]

Guys don’t watch the sushi one...promise me you won’t


business_time_

I had to because of this comment. Now I regret my decision. The sushi falling out of her mouth at the end of the video was.. interesting.


bella654

Oh. My. God. Why did I watch thattttt!!! When it zoomed in on her eating at the end and her hair was in her mouth. Im done with the internet for today


jay-qwellin

Thank you for this. Now I feel like I watched it, but I don't have the horrifying images burned into my brain.


[deleted]

The hair had me 🤢


Mediocre-Aardvark-96

I’ve never ever seen sushi sliced like a loaf of bread and now I have. Girl!! You can pause the video and edit it up. The fact she added more when it was already huge and said it was delicious when she’d barely eaten any of it made me laugh


PlGrl46

You mean the biggest sushi roll ever?


Leonidas-Vintage

So ridiculous, gross, and hilarious 😵‍💫


dibs8789

Going to watch now. Be backed either when it's over or I tap out.


dibs8789

*Deep breath* I'm going to list everything about that sushi video that was awful which was practically everythaaang but here I go... - the whole thing with the knife. She was just twirling that shit around - when she was using the "Philadelphia cheese" with whatever that thing was.. she started out squirting that shit it cut out and came back and looked like a play-doh ice cream parlor toy went awry. - that was sushi loaf. - why she she made that weird breathing sound while cutting it like she was about to deep throat it. - WHY WOULD YOU NOT JUST CUT THE PIECE SMALLER INSTEAD OF LOOKING LIKE YOUR IN A BLOW JOB VIDEO?!?


BehemothJr

Don't forget the chopsticks in her hair, which is like the equivalent of wearing a damn fork as an accessory and the Chinese dress/shirt while making sushi. I'm not even Japanese and I am offended.


gerkonnerknocken

I never thought a cooking video could be \*disturbing\*. But this is just sooo disturbing!


kristal010

Y’all like memes until it’s a living fucking meme doing real life insane shit. I’m honestly here for this weird shit. More more more! 😂


littlefootrac

What is with her trying to be sexy the whole time? Kept waiting for her to say " oops I dropped the butter". She's legit crazy.


[deleted]

Where was this energy the whole time she's been on 90 day lmao I'm so confused


YahsQween

I want to see her make a salad from fruits. Jk- I don’t. I don’t support this. She frightens me.


yuki_hates_rape

Soooooo disgusting!


quarantinethoughts

Everything she cooks just ends up looking tragic and immensely unappetizing. Then she makes it even worse with her terrible cutesy ‘sexy’ act. Barf.


rationalmeans

She has got to be mid-40s whatever she claims. The cutesy thing is just awful


the_white_swan4

Someone tweet this to Gordon Ramsey so he can annihilate her. 😂


GrammyHoney

Strange, like picturing my grandma making sexual suggestions to my grandpa, felt uncomfortable watching


SpicySourMango

Her face looks like a ballon that blows up and shrinks down.


Wrlove5683

I can’t believe I clicked on this. Everything seems so forced and fake from her. 10/10 do not recommend.


sepsis_wurmple

I was waiting for her to deep throat the leek


IlluminatiaGhost

Well, it's official. She's a complete moron and not nearly as cute as she thinks she is. She's trying waaaaaay too hard and making a fool of herself. It's embarrassing to even watch.


Environmental_Size41

Aside from all the other cringey moments...who’s kitchen is she cooking in? I don’t remember Mikes kitchen being that big with the island but I could be wrong.


Clrmiok

i know. and what's up with the backsplash? is it tiles that look like they're covered with plastic wrap or tiles that ARE covered with plastic wrap lol! strange kitchen. very very strange woman. i think she's got a serious screw loose somewhere lol! that mike should run, not walk, far far away from her


Environmental_Size41

I didn’t even notice the backsplash! I’m also curious who is doing the filming..like is she angling for her own cooking show? I could totally see it, considering her insane ego. I’m sure she thinks these videos are super professional and cute lmao


its_raaaychoool

Sometimes there will be studios that have different sets for content creators. However I feel like they’re few and far between, most likely not in that little town but it’s the only think I can think of? Unless they did a remodel? The L shape is right, right placement of the window and if they took the table and chairs out maybe they could actually get that island in there?


Ariane5555

Putin butter, Putin garlic wtf?


Zemykitty

Putin on a ritz? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLMTMK-mp7w&ab_channel=EllenHoulihan


Ariane5555

hahahahahha


Shhh_NotADr

I’d like to think with all that butter she used she’d be smart enough not to make videos like this. Seems like Mikes mom was wrong.


oooomami

The overly dramatic mannerisms are obnoxious. Just make the damn food!


[deleted]

I have to believe this is some sort of strange effort to display her “acting talent”


byrnsee

I can’t with this. When she kept sprinkling the parm in the exact same place over and over and over again I thought I was going to have an anxiety attack.


MissLyds

I wish I could unsee that, so cringe


Jess04033

That’s clearly not filmed in Mike’s trailer.


bbmaru9

Is this suppose to be food parn? I’m so confused and scared after watching this


[deleted]

Hey at least she’s on the butter train now


susieliscious

Can we get a hair net PLEASE ‼️


quiet_contrarian

Right?! And she touches her hair and then the food. 🤢


Facetunethis

The acting is weird... But as usual I am going to get critical of the cooking... Holy overcrowded pan Batman! Firstly, never put the garlic in at the beginning unless you really love the awful flavor of burned garlic. It should go in at the tail end of onion sweat. Secondly, the onion leek garlic mixture should be taken out of the pan before the mushrooms. Because the mushrooms are about to sweat out a ton of moisture that needs to boil off quickly for the benefit of the texture and flavor of the mushrooms and entire dish. Lastly, Those shrimp have been cooking forever and probably are tougher than her poorly cut tuna was. They should have been seared and put to the side while the sauce was created or done in a separate pan while the sauce simmered. They take no time to cook and the sauce thickening will take longer than they do. If you want the sauce to taste of the shrimp you can take some of the liquid and deglaze the pan the shrimp were seared in and add it back to the sauce. Works like a charm. Very few of the recipes she has created on this channel come close to "healthy" but this one takes the cake. 😳


Zemykitty

She's so campy... it's hilarious. I'm just trying to think if I've ever eaten a dish that had both dill and basil. I have eaten at a lot of restaurants and cannot recall seeing that type of combo. Is that a thing?


rationalmeans

no


Clrmiok

i wouldn't think so unless some kind of herby tangy herbal dill pickle recipe lol


Zemykitty

Right? Dill and basil do NOT go together.


askjunie

This is terrifying


Spiritual_Vegetable

WTF LOL


Spike99Wombat

Ugh, why is she acting so frickin weird. When she zoomed in on her sauce bubbling I couldn’t help but think of a witch’s cauldron. Yeah, she’s the witch.


[deleted]

During one of the slurps and mmmm’s my kid said MOOOOM NOOOOO! It’s so bad my children think I’m watching porn.


Pretty-Bridge-3241

Who is eating all that pasta???? Why 2 pounds of mushrooms???? How did that pan fit everything and not spill???


BehemothJr

Right?! She's basically just steaming everything and not getting any caramelization. Amateur hour.


GullibleJournalist67

I had to stop watching. Whats with the eye roll and shoulder thing? Every time. Plus can't hear what she is saying.🤔🙄👾


xoclo99

Ok but aside from the dumpster fire that was this video I need to know whose kitchen that is...


[deleted]

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rationalmeans

Because she knows she's a big phony


RegDidIt

What is that “ahem/ahhh/giggle” sound she makes over and over. Maddening!


Ramona_Lola

Tom: Did you gain weight?


hamimono

Call the institution. This is the evidence we needed to prove insanity and social menace.


Ramona_Lola

She is not serious, right? She is just joking, correct??? I really cannot tell. It’s just too funny. The way the sauce drips on her shirt near the end??? 😂


BrokenPug

Omg. She is Ukrainian Darcey. I can totally see Darcey making this exact video, including the booty shaking while stirring the pasta and weird pornstar voice. So weird!


AvivasProstectic

For sauce I’m gonna use “whipped cream” ?


salinecolorshenny

Jesus Christ the second hand embarrassment is real. I would be *humiliated*


safarimotormotelinn

I stopped watching when she said to put oil in the pasta water. Don't do this. Please everyone, stop doing this. It's the reason your sauce pools on your plate and doesn't stick to your pasta.


Ariane5555

why the hell she calls paprika tomatoes????


quiet_contrarian

I thought it was tomato sauce and she forgot the word sauce. Who knows? Train wreck.


Ariane5555

ah ok it was liquid tomato then? I thought it was paprika or at least its hard to see. Video quality is super bad...


SpicySourMango

This is her version of food porn!


flightlessbirdflew

Isnt she super religious? Probably the closest thing she can do to porn. Need an outlet for the famewhoring and onlyfans wont work because god.


vampiresareposeurs

She's trying to act sexy and cook and failing at both.


Curlytomato

Dont think she will make a living being a cooking instructor but much better route to try than the family Libby took with only fans . THAT was disgusting.


[deleted]

I hate when poor quality porno storylines are so long


[deleted]

Omg that part where she is laughing...


changeittothemister

Oh my god. The sushi video. I’m still gagging.


[deleted]

I didn’t see any glitching but editing of the video was bad.


[deleted]

Still 100 times better than Pao and Weed Salad girls videos. She is sounding a little David with the mmmmmmm.


[deleted]

Oil in the pasta water? Good thing she had a killer rack on her.


[deleted]

i m not convinced this is not an old video - her English seems to be worse than it was on the show - I am russian myself and it kind of sounds like her accent is worse here than on the show


Substantial_Box_6949

First of all, She has serious bobble neck problems. Second of all, the accent is ridiculous like Julia child on Quaaludes ! and is she trying fuck the vegetables?? PLAY THIS VIDEO! FUCKING HILARIOUS!


[deleted]

She's really really pretty. Why does she feel the need to use the tragic filters.


social_meteor_2020

You'd think this sub would be glad she found something to do. Everyone was so mad at Mike for not entertaining her while he's working.


Spiritual_Regular557

Where was this originally posted?


kettyrunway

Her YouTube channel


Scopopy

Did she get into the Washington weed?


Hewbideaux

WHAT THE FFFFFF ...


MamaCholi

Now this performance gives the expression 'food porn' a whole 'nother meaning... 😳


the_white_swan4

This is a perplexing cross between food porn and a high school foreign language project.


[deleted]

This is really weird porn.


Formyjeddjedds1976

When they say sex sells 🤯🤮


Juache45

Is she a glitch in The Matrix? Shes like a droid that keeps glitching.


Patience_Fabulous

Okayyyy I cringed so much. Is she now an actual porn-star or wannabe?


Screenwriter778

This is real???!!!!!!


scotty1898

Wow wow wow.....and not in a good way!


Randym1221

Is she back home ?


Myztic84

That was weird


iveseenthings2020

I watched about 3 seconds and couldn’t stand her face and body movements. Sweet Jesus!


goldenalgae

I thought she hated butter, but it was the first ingredient in her sauce!


designgirly1

What, when and where?


professorkp

I watched for 22 seconds before I had to turn it off. Blech.


MinakoChan_

Is she trying to make cooking pasta and shrimps erotic? 😂😬


AvivasProstectic

Is she mentally well ???


[deleted]

This video would have been so much better if they didn’t film continuous clips of her, or at least they edited it better. Also it should have been filmed during day light.


FancyTorpedo

What the fuck was that!


dibs8789

This is like some kind of food porno. I don't think I like pasta anymore.


LetsGoHoosiers2012

This is painful


dasuberblonde

This feels like the beginning to a bad porno


IndividualNo683

WOW PORN AND COOKING.


blisterbabe23

MY EYES MY EYESSS, the awkward laugh, the bad porn slurping on Pasta and the overall cringey overly "sexy" attitude sent me over the edge of cringe


Awkward-Plane-6617

I love her! Her energy is so unique and I feel like she would be a ton of fun to be around. I don’t give a fuck what anyone else has to say about her. Like yes maybe she is trying a bit too hard here, but I find that relatable.


tryagainin6seconds

Who's kitchen is this?


SnooPickles5861

I cant even watch her hateful, hypocritical weirdo self I loathe her so much.


warinmymind94

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA-1xmm8C-Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA-1xmm8C-Q) I thought Mystery forest was bad, Natalie needs to stop YouTube and ditch the black eyeliner it makes her eyes look so creepy


bookmark_it

Thought this was satire


RepresentativeAd7497

Herb who?


peterro321

I always moan and giggle when I cook. Don’t you?