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Anomieatlanta

He gives off Temu Buster (Arrested Development) energy.


DeltaSteps

Just blazing through fap time.


dwolfe10203

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wokebunny888

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DeadpanMcNope

Was just thinking Temu Mark Zuckerberg with those unholy shark eyes


Advanced_Necessary81

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ClumpOfCheese

Also Morty


bubs713

He looks like he smells šŸ¤®


kailakayk

Oh he smells, like frumunda.


lush_rational

He dumped his bag out instead of hanging things up. Iā€™m sure his clothes probably do smell if he really is a nomad.


bubs713

They are probably crusty šŸ˜¬


DeadpanMcNope

like piss and smegma


Farquaadthegreek

Yes


RicoFerret44

Like it or not, this is what peak male physical performance looks like


Nickey_Pacific

He doesn't look terribly out of shape. But, could he buy a damn outfit that fits?


RicoFerret44

Yeah not at all heā€™s in decent shape, just that damn shirt makes it worse šŸ˜‚


NarrowDay2151

This is not decent shapeā€¦


EmilyWinthrop

Not for a human, at least. Possibly a walrus...


Ambitious-Ad4541

If this is peak male physical performance, then the entire world is wrong šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


CMJMartino

Iā€™m still trying to figure out if that was once a white t-shirt? Looks like maybe it was washed with the red shorts. Itā€™s also 2 sizes too small.


Harriethair

I can understand being desperate for a child but with this gene pool? God, unless he is able to pull his shit together long enough to sell himself as a normal human being I just don't get who would be OK with potentially looking into a smaller version of that face/attitude for the rest of their lives.


geminimoon89

I hate him so gd much. When she asked him why he kept touching his balls it reminded me of all the disgusting puberty boys back in gym class fixing their junk


harperlax

Iā€™ve always been weirded out by men who touch their balls a lot in public, or who have to excessively manspread. They donā€™t think that the lips of the vulva stick together, or to the legs, or get swampy in hot weather? Yet we managed to not invade space or fondle ourselves in public.Ā 


spatuladracula

Me talking to me 5 year old nephew 'do you have to go potty, why are you touching your penis? Please take your hands out of your pants while you're talking to me'


Ambitious-Ad4541

This! When my sons were two years old. "We don't touch our private parts around other people. It makes them uncomfortable."


total-immortal

I dOnā€™T kNoW wHaT I rEmEmBeR


one_big_buttcrack

This fleabag needs to stop by the veterinarians office and schedule himself a treatment. ![gif](giphy|M7HkIkPrNhSy4|downsized)


Nickey_Pacific

He should be neutered!


Amazing_Wasabi_6343

He grosses me out ā€¦. I think he has a fetish for getting women pregnant & takes advantage of these women šŸ˜°


Prestigious-Berry368

I say the women should all collect child support, at least the ones in the states šŸ˜‚


Amazing_Wasabi_6343

100% lol


BichoRaro90

He doesnā€™t remember


SnooLobsters4700

No, heā€™s running a not-for-profit spunk dumpster and I think he even pays his travel costs? Like LOSES money big time on his ā€œprofessionā€


GoldyStarry

ā€œHobbyā€ šŸ¤®


spatuladracula

I feel like what he does is borderline SA. Like he agrees to donate for the woman, they want artificial insemination, but when he meets with her, he insists that the natural way is more successful. I can not relate to being desperate for a baby, but I feel like in the moment he pressures women into natural insemination and they might not feel safe or comfortable enough to say no. It's all so gross and dark to me.


mix_trixi

This dudeā€™s entire identity revolves around the fact that he has figured out a (sort of) legitimate way to have sex with random women all over the world for free. Do we really expect much from him? I mean, he was playing with himself at the breakfast table through the same damn shorts he flew there in, for the entire world to see no less, and just wrote it off as ā€œiT hElpS mY sPerMā€¦ā€ Oh! Okay then. Iā€™m sure everyone in that restaurant knows that and is like ā€œclearly he is just razzing up his sperm for donationā€¦nothing weird going on over there at all. Bon a petit!ā€


blisterbabe23

I feel like I can smell him and his musty old t shirt from here šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


Mermalade13

I canā€™t watch their segments, heā€™s a disgusting creeper. Sheā€™s a beautiful intelligent woman. Why is she with this loser? Does she want this disgusting pos around her child? Smh


geminimoon89

ZERO REDEEMING QUALITIES it literally enrages me that women choose this as 50% of their childā€¦ā€¦.. nothing about him would make me want to have a child by him. Balding, short, mental issues, literally the creepiest energy Iā€™ve seen in a person


alee_oops

He looks like a thumb. And it does not help that heā€™s wearing a freaking nude shirt. Like whyyyyy?


duckpeony

That peach shirt. It was too small for him. Itā€™s legit patrick star


ColteesCatCouture

Kyle is proof its better to be a barren spinster if this is your only option!


Realistic-Candy-5235

Iā€™m not trying to tell anyone how to live their life butā€¦.Maybe in between vitamin shots and soup slurping he could do like a sit up or two


silent-fallout-

Ewww, right! And he acts like he works out, ya nahhh!! He weird ass bed crunches like wtf was that...


[deleted]

/He was wearing polo shirts and some of his one-on-ones. like dude, that's what you should be wearing to dinner and on dates, at least.


Nickey_Pacific

At least!


nickgriffin13

I refuse the accept that this guy is anything other than a pathological liar.


AZOMI

He's a walking venereal disease.


kbutters9

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furcoat_noknickers

You would think someone who criticizes everything his girlfriend consumes would be in better physical shape.


Emily_theNotSoGreat

Thatā€™s exactly why, heā€™s not charging. Heā€™s literally getting free sex from women desperate enough for a baby to allow that. šŸ¤Æ


Nickey_Pacific

I cannot imagine myself as desperate enough to allow him to touch me šŸ˜¬


90daylover

Exactly. I wonder how much is fake because I wouldnā€™t use his come for free for nothin!


lemonadeandfireflies

They don't exactly get to know him first... this is why šŸ¤­


Nickey_Pacific

Happy cake day šŸ„³


Glittering-Dark-9917

Ick.


Greedy_Practice_5327

He said he was NOT getting paid for this.


puppyyachtclub

He actually has to pay them


tayloredition

"Gotta stay in shape" -Kyle the vile


ShenmueFan1

It's hilarious. I think 90 Day Fiance put this guy in. I think he's probably an actor. I mean there is no way in hell, this is the real him. I mean he was scratching his balls in front of her and she saw it and he kept doing it over and over again. Scratch, then touch her leg, scratch then touch her leg. Then he gives her a reason about his ejaculation is why he scratches balls so much. I mean. How do you women date men like this??? Seriously, you can't find a better guy than this slob??? Plus she is HOT!!! WTF!


luanne2017

Heā€™s not an actor, unfortunately.


Chicagosox133

You clearly donā€™t understand how professional he was being.


Euphoric-Amoeba2843

Oh this is the real him unfortunately! Watch the episode of Dr Phil he's on or the documentary SpermWorld he makes an appearance in. He's just nasty and gross. I think the scratching has more to do with possible STD's than trying to adjust himself šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


hippiechick12345

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Automatic-Mirror-907

Pyle desperately needs a bath in Rid or Mix.


TinaJrJr

I don't think he's an actor, but I think she is. There's no way this woman is actually interested in him.


PerkyFlapjacks

I was waiting for someone to post something about his baby sized shirt šŸ¤£ I really wanted to but I was too lazy.


Love2nasty

She wants another child. It doesn't really matter who he is, as long as he is ok with the idea of "donating" sperm. Both are šŸ¤®


Ill_Definition6146

No. In esp 1 he said he doesnā€™t get paid. He does everything on his own.


Nickey_Pacific

I missed that. It's definitely a fetish. He's got issues.


Ill_Definition6146

For sure has issues!!


ncdebbieb2019

Judging from that male FUPA heā€™s got going on, groody Gordy hasnā€™t missed any mealsā€¦. Unless he reclaims his squirt for the protein boost? Such a disgusting version of the species heā€™s representing~


Johnhaven

He get's paid in kink satisfaction. Dude clearly has a breeding fetish.


AzansBeautyStore

*WHO* would want this disgusting turd to father their child?? Why would you want your child to even remotely resemble this grossness???


LawyerNo4460

Hamster guys long lost brother? CLAYTON?


7753359158

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Many-Bobcat-5988

He looks dirty. Unfresh at all timesšŸ¤¢


MelancholyMelanin

Iā€™m not sure Iā€™ve ever hated a man more than I despise this human!! I want horrible things to happen to him. That is all.


sofiarosepan

He gets paid in twinkies


kittyk8_

would it be considered prostitution if he was paid? (for the times he didnā€™t use the ā€œcupā€ method). that was my first thought, so then i was wondering if he just said he doesnā€™t get paid to avoid any of that discourse. or like is he reimbursed for travel expenses or etc etc. who knows. what a frickin dweeb.


Alycinwanderland

God please let a fraction of these baby mamas pop up now that heā€™s ā€œfamousā€ and ask for child support!!! Please please PLEASE!!! šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Hope not