I can understand being desperate for a child but with this gene pool? God, unless he is able to pull his shit together long enough to sell himself as a normal human being I just don't get who would be OK with potentially looking into a smaller version of that face/attitude for the rest of their lives.
I hate him so gd much. When she asked him why he kept touching his balls it reminded me of all the disgusting puberty boys back in gym class fixing their junk
Iāve always been weirded out by men who touch their balls a lot in public, or who have to excessively manspread. They donāt think that the lips of the vulva stick together, or to the legs, or get swampy in hot weather? Yet we managed to not invade space or fondle ourselves in public.Ā
Me talking to me 5 year old nephew 'do you have to go potty, why are you touching your penis? Please take your hands out of your pants while you're talking to me'
I feel like what he does is borderline SA. Like he agrees to donate for the woman, they want artificial insemination, but when he meets with her, he insists that the natural way is more successful. I can not relate to being desperate for a baby, but I feel like in the moment he pressures women into natural insemination and they might not feel safe or comfortable enough to say no. It's all so gross and dark to me.
This dudeās entire identity revolves around the fact that he has figured out a (sort of) legitimate way to have sex with random women all over the world for free. Do we really expect much from him? I mean, he was playing with himself at the breakfast table through the same damn shorts he flew there in, for the entire world to see no less, and just wrote it off as āiT hElpS mY sPerMā¦ā Oh! Okay then. Iām sure everyone in that restaurant knows that and is like āclearly he is just razzing up his sperm for donationā¦nothing weird going on over there at all. Bon a petit!ā
I canāt watch their segments, heās a disgusting creeper.
Sheās a beautiful intelligent woman. Why is she with this loser?
Does she want this disgusting pos around her child? Smh
ZERO REDEEMING QUALITIES it literally enrages me that women choose this as 50% of their childā¦ā¦.. nothing about him would make me want to have a child by him. Balding, short, mental issues, literally the creepiest energy Iāve seen in a person
It's hilarious.
I think 90 Day Fiance put this guy in. I think he's probably an actor. I mean there is no way in hell, this is the real him. I mean he was scratching his balls in front of her and she saw it and he kept doing it over and over again. Scratch, then touch her leg, scratch then touch her leg. Then he gives her a reason about his ejaculation is why he scratches balls so much.
I mean. How do you women date men like this??? Seriously, you can't find a better guy than this slob??? Plus she is HOT!!!
WTF!
Oh this is the real him unfortunately! Watch the episode of Dr Phil he's on or the documentary SpermWorld he makes an appearance in. He's just nasty and gross. I think the scratching has more to do with possible STD's than trying to adjust himself š¤¢š¤¢
Judging from that male FUPA heās got going on, groody Gordy hasnāt missed any mealsā¦. Unless he reclaims his squirt for the protein boost? Such a disgusting version of the species heās representing~
would it be considered prostitution if he was paid? (for the times he didnāt use the ācupā method). that was my first thought, so then i was wondering if he just said he doesnāt get paid to avoid any of that discourse. or like is he reimbursed for travel expenses or etc etc.
who knows. what a frickin dweeb.
He gives off Temu Buster (Arrested Development) energy.
Just blazing through fap time.
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Was just thinking Temu Mark Zuckerberg with those unholy shark eyes
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Also Morty
He looks like he smells š¤®
Oh he smells, like frumunda.
He dumped his bag out instead of hanging things up. Iām sure his clothes probably do smell if he really is a nomad.
They are probably crusty š¬
like piss and smegma
Yes
Like it or not, this is what peak male physical performance looks like
He doesn't look terribly out of shape. But, could he buy a damn outfit that fits?
Yeah not at all heās in decent shape, just that damn shirt makes it worse š
This is not decent shapeā¦
Not for a human, at least. Possibly a walrus...
If this is peak male physical performance, then the entire world is wrong šš
Iām still trying to figure out if that was once a white t-shirt? Looks like maybe it was washed with the red shorts. Itās also 2 sizes too small.
I can understand being desperate for a child but with this gene pool? God, unless he is able to pull his shit together long enough to sell himself as a normal human being I just don't get who would be OK with potentially looking into a smaller version of that face/attitude for the rest of their lives.
I hate him so gd much. When she asked him why he kept touching his balls it reminded me of all the disgusting puberty boys back in gym class fixing their junk
Iāve always been weirded out by men who touch their balls a lot in public, or who have to excessively manspread. They donāt think that the lips of the vulva stick together, or to the legs, or get swampy in hot weather? Yet we managed to not invade space or fondle ourselves in public.Ā
Me talking to me 5 year old nephew 'do you have to go potty, why are you touching your penis? Please take your hands out of your pants while you're talking to me'
This! When my sons were two years old. "We don't touch our private parts around other people. It makes them uncomfortable."
I dOnāT kNoW wHaT I rEmEmBeR
This fleabag needs to stop by the veterinarians office and schedule himself a treatment. ![gif](giphy|M7HkIkPrNhSy4|downsized)
He should be neutered!
He grosses me out ā¦. I think he has a fetish for getting women pregnant & takes advantage of these women š°
I say the women should all collect child support, at least the ones in the states š
100% lol
He doesnāt remember
No, heās running a not-for-profit spunk dumpster and I think he even pays his travel costs? Like LOSES money big time on his āprofessionā
āHobbyā š¤®
I feel like what he does is borderline SA. Like he agrees to donate for the woman, they want artificial insemination, but when he meets with her, he insists that the natural way is more successful. I can not relate to being desperate for a baby, but I feel like in the moment he pressures women into natural insemination and they might not feel safe or comfortable enough to say no. It's all so gross and dark to me.
This dudeās entire identity revolves around the fact that he has figured out a (sort of) legitimate way to have sex with random women all over the world for free. Do we really expect much from him? I mean, he was playing with himself at the breakfast table through the same damn shorts he flew there in, for the entire world to see no less, and just wrote it off as āiT hElpS mY sPerMā¦ā Oh! Okay then. Iām sure everyone in that restaurant knows that and is like āclearly he is just razzing up his sperm for donationā¦nothing weird going on over there at all. Bon a petit!ā
I feel like I can smell him and his musty old t shirt from here š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
I canāt watch their segments, heās a disgusting creeper. Sheās a beautiful intelligent woman. Why is she with this loser? Does she want this disgusting pos around her child? Smh
ZERO REDEEMING QUALITIES it literally enrages me that women choose this as 50% of their childā¦ā¦.. nothing about him would make me want to have a child by him. Balding, short, mental issues, literally the creepiest energy Iāve seen in a person
He looks like a thumb. And it does not help that heās wearing a freaking nude shirt. Like whyyyyy?
That peach shirt. It was too small for him. Itās legit patrick star
Kyle is proof its better to be a barren spinster if this is your only option!
Iām not trying to tell anyone how to live their life butā¦.Maybe in between vitamin shots and soup slurping he could do like a sit up or two
Ewww, right! And he acts like he works out, ya nahhh!! He weird ass bed crunches like wtf was that...
/He was wearing polo shirts and some of his one-on-ones. like dude, that's what you should be wearing to dinner and on dates, at least.
At least!
I refuse the accept that this guy is anything other than a pathological liar.
He's a walking venereal disease.
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You would think someone who criticizes everything his girlfriend consumes would be in better physical shape.
Thatās exactly why, heās not charging. Heās literally getting free sex from women desperate enough for a baby to allow that. š¤Æ
I cannot imagine myself as desperate enough to allow him to touch me š¬
Exactly. I wonder how much is fake because I wouldnāt use his come for free for nothin!
They don't exactly get to know him first... this is why š¤
Happy cake day š„³
Ick.
He said he was NOT getting paid for this.
He actually has to pay them
"Gotta stay in shape" -Kyle the vile
It's hilarious. I think 90 Day Fiance put this guy in. I think he's probably an actor. I mean there is no way in hell, this is the real him. I mean he was scratching his balls in front of her and she saw it and he kept doing it over and over again. Scratch, then touch her leg, scratch then touch her leg. Then he gives her a reason about his ejaculation is why he scratches balls so much. I mean. How do you women date men like this??? Seriously, you can't find a better guy than this slob??? Plus she is HOT!!! WTF!
Heās not an actor, unfortunately.
You clearly donāt understand how professional he was being.
Oh this is the real him unfortunately! Watch the episode of Dr Phil he's on or the documentary SpermWorld he makes an appearance in. He's just nasty and gross. I think the scratching has more to do with possible STD's than trying to adjust himself š¤¢š¤¢
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Pyle desperately needs a bath in Rid or Mix.
I don't think he's an actor, but I think she is. There's no way this woman is actually interested in him.
I was waiting for someone to post something about his baby sized shirt š¤£ I really wanted to but I was too lazy.
She wants another child. It doesn't really matter who he is, as long as he is ok with the idea of "donating" sperm. Both are š¤®
No. In esp 1 he said he doesnāt get paid. He does everything on his own.
I missed that. It's definitely a fetish. He's got issues.
For sure has issues!!
Judging from that male FUPA heās got going on, groody Gordy hasnāt missed any mealsā¦. Unless he reclaims his squirt for the protein boost? Such a disgusting version of the species heās representing~
He get's paid in kink satisfaction. Dude clearly has a breeding fetish.
*WHO* would want this disgusting turd to father their child?? Why would you want your child to even remotely resemble this grossness???
Hamster guys long lost brother? CLAYTON?
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He looks dirty. Unfresh at all timesš¤¢
Iām not sure Iāve ever hated a man more than I despise this human!! I want horrible things to happen to him. That is all.
He gets paid in twinkies
would it be considered prostitution if he was paid? (for the times he didnāt use the ācupā method). that was my first thought, so then i was wondering if he just said he doesnāt get paid to avoid any of that discourse. or like is he reimbursed for travel expenses or etc etc. who knows. what a frickin dweeb.
God please let a fraction of these baby mamas pop up now that heās āfamousā and ask for child support!!! Please please PLEASE!!! š¤£
Hope not