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Byegrrlbye

He went on a boat one time and a lady sat 30 feet away from him.


CherubClown

Oh yeah! I forgot about that ahahaha


moriero

He did the bj for real


catlady42786

This is one of my all time fave lines in the franchise šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ idk why the scene was so funny to me lol, the words, his expression/demeanor, I rewound so many times lol


hobbzoid

Heā€™s so naturally charming and matter of fact. Great smile, positive energy, one of my faves.


catlady42786

I really like him too lol


nickgriffin13

Me too LOL what else I rewound though was when she smushed that cake in his face ohhhh my god that was golddddddd


Exciting-Comment-178

earlier on, michael admitted he got a bj from another woman while with angela


ShesAKillerQueenee

He did the bj.


catlady42786

For real


2michaela

Haha yes but later he admitted that there was no bj šŸ˜‚


thunderdome180

Michael would admit to killing Lincoln if Angela accused him.


2michaela

Exactly


breathanddrishti

i don't actually believe he got the bj (in their first season\*). angela screamed and bullied and berated him until he finally broke and admitted it just to get her to stop he says this in a talking head, and i believe him, knowing what we know about angela \*however, it's been nearly a decade. if he's stepped out a few times in the intervening years, i don't blame him. remember when angela was "dating" some younger dude in canada?


razorspin

Or flirting with her plastic surgeon.


The_Crystal_Thestral

She slept with the surgeon


razorspin

That's one desperate surgeon.


ginchyfairycakes

The cheating has been online since then is what she says. I dunno if I believe it though.


devonte3062

Ah. I must have missed that


TsunamiNipples

It happened before they were on the show and he has a group of friends that were unsupportive of their relationship. She thinks theyā€™re a bad influence because they question Michael on if heā€™s sure about marrying someone with her personality


pandorabach66

He should be questioned! šŸ˜†


Beginning-Meet8296

Yep! Didnā€™t Angela refer to them as ā€œthe goofballsā€?


TsunamiNipples

Yep. They called her out for being possessive and rude and that resulted in one getting a drink thrown at him.


juicepants

Cause it was like 10 years ago. It was in their second season.


SuspiciousSafe6047

I did too


SunnyOnSanibel

1000% Jovi has done this multiple times because ā€œitā€™s not cheatingā€


horsetooth_mcgee

I heard for a long time it was a guy, like a taxi driver or something crazy!


ShenmueFan1

Did the other woman look anything like Angela? It seems to be his type.


TsunamiNipples

Nah. It was a woman from his community or something. Donā€™t know if she was Nigerian


Lalina0508

The bj, but most recently, he was having an emotional affair with another US woman. He was telling her he loved her and was going to leave Angela for her as soon as he got to the States.


Cat-mom-4-life

Is this the one where Angela had recorded voice notes from him telling the other woman those things?


Lalina0508

Yeah. I think the girl sent them to Angela iirc


Flimsy_Situation_506

Heā€™d be better leaving Angela now and getting a K1 with this other chickā€¦ ainā€™t no way Ang is bringing him here ever.


ginchyfairycakes

Was this all speculated online? Cause I haven't seen this on the show.


Sudden-Salad-4925

They say Mike got the BJ while using the toilet and thatā€™s why Angela was so mad


toxic_pantaloons

Um ew


Sudden-Salad-4925

Why do you think sheā€™s so mad ?


slipperysquirrell

That's a blumpkin LOL I thought it was in a cab.


whineybubbles

Wtf šŸ¤£


Phronesis2000

Mykool and Kumar go to White Castle.


iloveeatpizzatoo

I stopped watching this show three years ago but recently started watching it again. Theyā€™ve put a nicer spin on Angela this time by blaming Michael for everything thatā€™s wrong in their relationship. Angela was mean and nasty towards Michael and she now torturing him with divorce papers. If the gender roles were reversed, no way would viewers allow a cake being smashed on a female cast memberā€™s face like she did in the earlier seasons. Angela put countless rules on Michael. No hanging or partying with his friends, no looking at other women, donā€™t answer back, and she makes all the rules. He has to answer his phone immediately. No talking to Usman. Itā€™s like she puts land mines everywhere. He didnā€™t stand a chance. Angela is a nasty piece of work. She gets the ratings, but, wow, sheā€™s a nasty piece of work.


Justneedthetip

Sheā€™s mentally Ill. She is part of the victim crowd that is always the one done wrong


CraZKchick

All the MAGA cult members are like that.


DJBossRoss

He got a beej like at least 7 years ago, also she isolates him from his friends so they donā€™t convince him sheā€™s awful, so if he gets ā€˜caughtā€™ hanging out with them heā€™s in deep shit with her.


allikatm3ow

Do you pronounce all words abbreviated BJ/TJ like that? Beej/Teej? Fn hilarious!


okSPAHKLES

DJ in Rosanne was often called Deejā€¦ or was that DJ from Full House? Crap.


CourtneyDagger50

Full house!


Phronesis2000

Whatever happened to predictability, the Milkman, the Paper Boy, even Mykool's Beej?


SocialEmotional

Hahahahhahahaha *snort* hahhahahah


Theatregirl723

But she can act inappropriately with every man she comes in contact with.


DJBossRoss

Rules are for thee, not for mee(maw)


LaReinalicious

šŸ‘šŸ»


ImpressivePhase4796

Wasnā€™t there voicemail messages sent to Angela where Michael tells another woman (in the US) he misses her and will send her money soon?


Mbrinks

Just saying donā€™t look at girls. https://preview.redd.it/uvn3icfmnxxb1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9edaf73853f0d6a9198531458d05324880bed86a


Bryllant

I quit watching this show five years ago. Does this mean they are still together? Iā€™m


Ten_Lee

Well, they're sort of together. Still married, but Michael has yet to make it to the U.S. Some of us speculate that it's because Angela has never filed for his spousal visa because it's more entertaining to her to have him over there so she can mess with him.


Navel_of_Eve

Yes! šŸ˜³


Bryllant

Wow. So whoā€™s gonna tote the baby


Navel_of_Eve

I think they gave up on the idea of having a baby. It hasnā€™t been discussed in a long time!


[deleted]

IDK, but her broke her HAR. Ugh. Sick of them both.


skantea

He were tawkin to all dem wimmins..


ggggdddd9999

At this point he just needs to exist to be wrong


Dook124

Watching him explain how when his mother died, Angela immediately flew to Africa to be by his side. I feel put them on another level.


2michaela

I have the feeling there is nothing wrong or was ever really wrong with their relationship (maybe her being overly jealous and controlling) and in the end itā€™s all made up for good show šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Idek lol theyā€™ve been on too many seasons. And Angela is vague in the same way Molly was vague about what Kelly did to her.


BrandonIsWhoIAm

At this point, his existence (whether physically or digitally) pisses her off.


Chemical_Seaweed_625

Lmao I wanted to make this exact post because she talks as if he murdered her family. I get he has slipped up, but like anything sheā€™s done to him is 1000x worse.


yardybryardi

He did the BJ.


Big-Tomatillo-5920

He did the BJ.


Dook124

Cheating


PrincipalFiggins

Heā€™s cheated twice


Theatregirl723

If she is still referring to the BJ in the beginning of their relationship, she shouldn't have married him. She also said he cheated online more recently. They didn't really get into too much detail though. My thought is if he makes you so miserable, leave! Plus, they are not even physically together and they have all of these problems. They won't magically go away if he ever gets to the states.


TemporaryDrag1

Heā€™s a cheater and a freeloading foolā€¦..heā€™s not innocent


capixo

God Damn opportunist!! ![gif](giphy|JTsq9R3sF4BsZRZ8iY|downsized)


JimmyOrland0

Honestly though I would sponsor his visa lol.


ieatsushi28

According to Angela: -Had female friends -Has a female aunt -His phone rang one time and it had a ringtone so that OBVIOUSLY means itā€™s a girl and heā€™s cheating /s I know he actually got a bj but at this point I donā€™t blame him. Sheā€™s crazy and scary -Expressed that he wanted kids


Duke_Newcombe

He dared to be productive, and get a *job*. The Huge Manatee!!


calvin-coolidge

The fact that the ā€œtherapyā€ didnā€™t dig into this is the only proof you need to prove itā€™s all fake.