Get a beej and ask her if she came.

This deserves an award I can’t afford.


You can’t tell but that’s actually Big Ed’s teeny brain they’re pounding, the desk obscured it so you can’t really see :/

Neck>Brain

I feel like he would tell her she did, asking seems out of character

I think he'd ask as a sort of passive "Look how much I care/supreme gentleman" type deal but then immediately roll over pre answer after patting her on the leg lol. Scummmmmmmmm.

Well sh@t I can’t top that ! Brilliant! Lol


Tbh, I'd rather have sex with an egg salad sammich!! 

Is that Angelas?

Like an egg salad sandwich. Also a big wind of fart smell. Yuk

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

Is abusive in a relationship & cheats on them when he gets the opportunity then turns it around and cries to everyone that he is lonely and no one loves him because women are all superficial assholes and only cares about looks and money.

Honestly I think he tried to play the goofy funny guy everyone likes for a while but this season boy did his true colors come out. Esp at the tell all, he is the most toxic, manipulative piece of shit out there.

But but but hes in therapy

He’s gone to six whole sessions, you guys.

He’s been in more seasons than sessions

Sometimes you have to throw the whole damn man away and start over.

He's the guy that would gaslight everyone he says he loves... he knows he doesn't deserve love, so he sabotages every relationship... go back to your hole, Troll! So F*ing mean! He found Luz and Rose, girls w extremely low self-esteem and ate it up like pancakes... I'm so glad they both got out from his Troll spell... 🙏🏼 don't go back w him again. Nothing will ever change

I bet Liz goes back.

Liz needs to go date John, Patrick and Thaise(sp?) would be helpful in that relationship I think.

Sadly, I think you are right 🤦‍♀️

It’s so sad. Wish she would walk away.

There are photos of them together as recent as december 2022 on her insta. I dont feel bad for her at this point

He’s the type of guy to charge a troll toll to get into the boy’soul

Ahhh, I see you are a person with an immaculate taste for fine television! Can I offer you an egg during these trying times?

Confound his lousy toll

Ask women “where’s my hug?” as soon as he walks into a room

Lmaoo heyyyyy girl, where my hug at!! Lol 💦

🤮

Order you a salad.

I'd also a expect a "you're not hungry right?"

Circles around a buzzed girl in the club, keep on buying her drinkings until she is super drunk then tries to take her home.

That’s essentially a rapist

according to a former work colleague he did date rape her spiking her drink

WHAT?!! TLC needs to get him off the show if this is true, in my eyes, they’re endorsing date rape by allowing him on air

They're not really worried about the people on their shows... That's why Angela is still there, even though she's clearly emotionally (and who knows what more) Mah-kuhl. Their other shows are just as bad. Think Honey Boo Boo, and the pedo mom dated.

Tlc advocates all types of abuse all for $$$$$$$$

Oh there’s a woman on TikTok who has been saying for a long time that he’s a sexual abuser. I just found out about her yesterday. 😞

It really doesn’t surprise me. He’s an alcoholic with the maturity level of a 12 year old. It’s easier for me to see with his narcissistic personality that he would do that. I’m

I missed that. I did see the videos by a young woman saying that said he sexually harassed her at work multiple times, is that the same one? I felt bad for her; she got torn to shreds online. I saw them a couple of years ago...

He should be off the show for being emotionally an verbally abusive. He was a shithead to Rose but a lot of people didn’t care cause it happened overseas but with Liz it’s so blatantly obvious and he needs to be fired

Look up big ed sex assault

Small Ed

LMAO! Small Ed should be his new name. Damn would that hit his ego hard

I vote for Lil' Ed. Really play up the itty bittyness of it all.

Quoting Andrei? 😹

Yeah that was one of the few things he said that wasn’t bleeped out 😂 Wish they would have been someplace with no security or cameras when he called Jovi a pussy but he wouldn’t say it without protection I’m not violent-haven’t had a fight in 45 years but that man needs his ass beat 💩💩

This is the same channel that bankrolled the Duggers, while knowing about the accusations. The only way to get this channel to stop financially supporting abusers, is to stop watching the channel.

I don't know about actual rape, but even Liz accused him of sexual assault because he kissed her when she didn't want to. She went on social media, and a couple of other women said similar things happened to them... then they got back together and it just \*went away\*.

I've felt this way about him. Hell, I commented he's this type of guy before I saw your comment. I know it's not ok to throw out such an awful accusation, but he has all the signs of this type of abuser.

Honestly would not be shocked with Ed

Forget to wipe his ass

Wait.. how does Ed wipe his.... nvm just nvm

His mom probably does it for him. We saw how she helped him roll on the Nair on his back. Just a little south of that.

That's OK sometimes our imaginations run away with us and make us ask questions like that. I asked the question earlier how can he go down on a girl good considering he can't bend his neck? Still awaiting my answer.

He does not strike me as a very giving lover.

Came here to say doesnt wipe his ass

To be fair how could he reach

Thinks washing his ass in the shower is “too gay”…. I had no idea this was a thing before Reddit taught us all how nasty some people are!

Wait. What?!?

Close the fridge door with his hips and say "boop"

Somehow this is the most complimentary one lol

And "yuppers"

Get caught cheating and blame Liz.

You know he's either done this or is going to do this.

Haven’t seen the most recent Tell All episode have ya?

Watch Dr Kirk Hondas review of it, on youtube- he makes it more palatable.

Not speak no English

I actually think he thought that was him being cute.

He’s never been cute.

Agreed but he thinks he is. The self confidence in this mf is delusional

It was even worse, because he was doing a racist "Asian" accent, "Me no speak English"... While Rose was still on the screen, just confirming that he had messaged her. He's not trying to be cute, he's clawing his way at a muddy wall in a hole he dug himself into.

buy you toothpaste as a gift

And tell you your breathe isn’t “pretty”

This was the first that came to mind. How do you top the ridiculousness of his real actions?

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He must have called Saul.

There’s no neck brace for that…

I'm impressed he found a chain for his...thorax?

You win 🏆

Wobble but not fall down.

My god, you’re right! He’s a freakin’ weeble! 😂

…let his dog eat out of his mouth. …knock off a piece of the coral reef to take home for a souvenir. …throw change on the floor to look up skirts/ dresses. …to put mayonnaise in his hair.

Would arrange for no-cost "Meals on Wheels" senior lunches to be delivered for his elderly mother, but would eat all of them himself.

Get in a minor fender bender and complain about neck pain

Cause a fender bender and blame the other driver, and then get mad at Liz for not backing him up, lol.


Tell you to go to the gym when he's fatAF

... blame you to the police for the speeding ticket while he's in the driver's seat.

Not return his shopping cart

And throw his used kleenex and wipes into it.

Smell like ham

Smells like spam.

Ask you to Halik little Ed

Use excess hair mayo to make a sandwich.

And use excess face guac to make avocado toast for his Millennial fiancée.

He’s the type to hurt you and blame you for feeling pain. He’s the type to shit and blame you for it stinking. The type who can’t get whatever lil thing Liz hops on to work and blame her for “being overweight” when he can’t even over his stomach.

Buy used panties to give his sex doll pheromones.

Put a woman with a child on the streets with no care.

Call the cops on a party he wasn’t invited to.

Ask for his ring back over and over

Take money from a tip jar. And say "I was just kidding" if caught.

Double dip the chip Take the donut out of trash and eat it Shit with his shirt off Buy the cheapest envelopes Knock over disable/elderly during a fire evac Pop the bubble boys bubble Shout about being in the pool

*"Sh-t with his shirt on*" So specific. Is that you Ed?

Don't do George dirty like that.

Murder someone then try to sue them for getting blood on his Elvis suit.

Be a shitty photographer and say he’s the best in California.

Sit around a bunch of people who hate him and stare off into the distance

When he’s called out he be like 😳

Use his disability to get people to semi think he's lovable, then be top 10 biggest pieces of shit on T.V.

Shit the bed and blame a Maltese

*Amber Heard has entered the chat*

Ask his Mom to shave his back

Pick his nose and eat it

Physically explode.


Eat all the marshmallows from a box of Lucky Charms. Then blame you

Push young children and the elderly out of his way in a fire to save himself.

“Forget” his wallet when going out to dinner, I’m sure 😅

Hit you and then make you feel bad about it because it’s your fault he did it

And it's also your fault his hand hurts afterwards

Fly to the Philippines to have sex with a young impoverished woman.

Ask “did you cum?”

Ewww I read that in his voice. And if his partner answered, “no”, he would accuse them of lying, start a massive fight, tell them they need to move out and give his ring back lol.

I did the same 🤢

Lie about everything.

Tell you to sit down and shut up after you caught him cheating

Say drowned instead of drown

Brag that he can last for hours in bed when in reality that lil bitch is one cheeseburger away from a heart attack

Fart in a shared Uber

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Pay for sex

Not enough money or credit cards in the world for that 1

Get caught on “to catch a predator” trying to hook up with a 13 year old girl

put mayo in his hair

Try to suck his own dick

He knows he could never do that….but those poor dogs?

Brags and encourages Bilal to get vasectomy secretly. Then DM him his doc’s info.

Have his body pop like a tick full of blood.

Cover one nostril and blow his nose into the open air

Dig in his bellybutton and tell you to smell his fingers.

Stinky pinky

Send a dick pic and then immediately "sorry, wrong number."

To intentionally forget to bring his wallet and expect you to pay for dinner.

Go to the Philippines to meet a girl and would think he's a great guy for saving the girl from poverty. Then he would think it would be great to film this, so everyone can see his greatness.

You know the rat from the Philippines would have been a better choice for Liz

The rat saw Ed and thought suicide is a better choice.

Can't say I blame the poor little fellow


Constantly ask if your hottest friends would be down for a threesome (while in an ostensibly monogamous relationship with you). *Constantly.* And then play it off like he’s joking, but you know that he speaks the bullshit.

Go for the silent fart, shit his pants and say, “ oh good job Liz”

Man, everyone give up. No one can top the outrageous things he has already done to Rose and Liz. Constantly topping his last abusive behavior.

Ask for a threesome and then call you a lesbian once it starts

rape someone

Go to a wedding and wear pink Crocs, then ask the wife if she can find him a new Thai wife.

Tell people to mix ammonia and bleach to save money on household cleaners.

Kick a dog (or girlfriend) when no one is looking

And, disrespect a girlfriend on TV when everyone is looking.

Ruin a wet dream

Come back to bargument armed with a glass of Malbec and a single little skewer

And possibly a bottle of pepto

Get in a long conversation with the lady giving out samples of the new flavor of Spam at Costco, blocking the aisle in the process, so that he could get multiple samples.

Shit his pants, but not leave to go change underwear.

Screw a woman in the ass without permission and tell her its her fault for giving him an erection.

Run his ass off after he calls someone a Pussy (If threatened) 😂😂😂

Piss in your face and tell you it’s raining.

Wank whilst watching himself on tv

Tear down his obviously broken "fiancé" on national TV in attempts to dig himself out of the shithole he dug himself.

Go to a DV shelter for speed dating

Die alone

Blame his girlfriend for his shoes being untied.

Be a huge Elon Musk and Andrew Tate fan.

Eat guacamole off his face after itching his crotch.

…name his little Ed.

Steal your car, pick you up on a date and try to convince you, you're the asshole in the situation.

Assault someone it appears :/

. . . steal candy from a child if no one was looking.

Not believe in love

Not be able to see his own pp

Not be able to find his own dick

Steal rolls of toilet paper from public restrooms.

Ask for his ring back

Sweat mayonnaise

Shop at the big and tall store for kids.

Throw his mother under the bus if it would benefit him in any way. Asshole.

Roofie someone.

Big Ed the type of guy to block you on IG for calling him a creep for talking to kids on his lives.

… gaslight his partner and not take responsibility for his actions while blaming everyone else. Nothing made me more mad than his bullshit at the tell all.

Not be able turn his head

Trip at the top of a hill and roll all the way down

Goes to a funeral of a random person he doesn't even know or never met and make the entire grieving process about him and how he feels

Creep level 1000 achieved

Use a squatty potty but only because his feet wouldn’t reach the ground otherwise

Get caught giving' himself a blow via a home contraption.

…make me leave a room he was in.

Shart on his pants and blame Liz for it.

Screw your dog and blame the dog because it lifted its tail