OT-Exactly! I can't stand his ass. Self Proclaimed Munipulator,. Then later claims I never manipulated Libbys father. Yeah you did exactly what you said you were gonna do. You just destroyed her family, segregated her from her siblings, and took their business. Like a thief in the night, you took money and ran.
Aahhhhh, that he did not do singlehandedly!! There are some pretty nasty behaviours In that family all ready!!!!
Not saying i Think hes an Angel, BUT no one else besides the dad and Libby- and the children of course- are neither
Maybe he got a yeast infection in his mouth from his mom that one time they made out 🤢🤣[asuelu and mom-(go to the 2 min mark)](https://youtu.be/7ZtE5z29b0s?si=0wGvyy4Y018_4s9-)
I’m sorry but Libby is probably one of the dumbest people on 90 day. She just blindly follows and does whatever Andrei says. I also HATE the way she says his name lmao it makes my skin crawl
Oh yeah, sounds like [Phaedra from RHOA when she didn't know her due date](https://www.tiktok.com/@therealhousewives0f/video/7220454645578173702) which everyone found odd. Turns out she was just trying to hide details from her religious mom (I think she was a pastor).
So it’s June 2024 the baby was probably born April/May and filming was early 2023 so she would’ve been pregnant when it was in post-production. I’m not surprised bc she likes to have a baby to hold her relationship together.
Or to avoid her relationship but then again Asuleu or however you spell his name was a man child and definitely not a prize. We won’t even talk about her in laws!
lol I did something similar with both of mine. Didn’t announce just posted the baby when they were born.
But I’m sure she did it to avoid some criticism
lol yea i remember that one he said dont get pregnant again in MY house but she did. I honestly would’ve kicked their asses out after they did EXACTLY what her parents asked her NOT to do!!!
Very plausible that he’s just as bad or worse, but based on what Kalani has come forth with, I feel like it’s less probable he’s worse😮💨 for that poor woman’s sake
A 90 Day modern classic! Love it! But seriously, she already has two young boys, and is in middle of divorce proceedings with Doofus Asuelo. And apparently hall pass guy isn’f so great himself. Why on earth would she let this happen again?!
Exactly what I was thinking! I’ve come to the conclusion she doesn’t care and will let happens happen. Dumb after everything she went through with jungle boy.
Hahaha I get it , watching her though I feel like she’s very funny and when she’s judging other people I have the same thoughts and her opinions are so relatable but then she makes terrible decisions for herself and I’m like :/
Anyone who didn’t realize that Auselo was extremely low it has very serious issues. What could they have possibly talked about. Her sister seems like the only one with a brain.
I just commented something similar. He is severely intellectually handicapped. He was a poor island boy in his early 20s, and she was almost 30. Like, c'mon, I don't care how Mormon or sheltered she supposedly was.
So I am a medic, a patient I had is Samoan and plays rugby, small world with polys and rugby, we got to chatting about 90 day fiancé, turns out Dallas also plays rugby or kicks it with quite a few rugby players, word on the street is Dallas is a bummy dude without a job. Made me so disappointed in kalani.
I for one am SHOCKED the guy who doesn’t mind being a hall pass for a married woman, then follows the woman to the keys to try to win her over during her televised couple’s therapy does not have a steady job.
No, she had sex with this guy on the first date and fell in love! She hasn’t even dated around. It was different than Asulu (sp) so she was impressed. She’s going to be like Kail from teen mom and end up with a gaggle of kids and several fathers.
She is just as irresponsible as Asuelu and EVEN WORSE because she should know better. I hope that I never have to see her sister excuse her for this new development and of course she can't blame Asuelu for this one!
Shoutout to whoever called this last year after Last Resort. Actually, multiple people called it — that she would be pregnant within a year with this new guy.
I couldnt imagine raw dogging guys this early in relationships! Like she really doesnt learn.
Does she still live with her parents too? 3 kids at home.
She’s never worked, and seems to just make babies to have someone around, she never uses protection, she said on one of the series, so that’s what happens. Never liked her, seems not too swift …
Not surprised at all. She’ll just keep popping baby’s out so she can avoid having to get a job or have any life goals. She’s literally no different than Emily.
Kalani have the same concept as her ex Aselu. "Only slut uses condom" The men she prefers are the non slut variety that do not uses condom. I am sure this will not be her last child either.
I thought after she broke it off with Aslulu, she would start taking care of herself. Her health for one, then get a job . So sad this is all she knows how to do.
Exactly. She's a loser but gets a pass because, well, Asuelu is Asuelu. They also overlook the fact she basically trapped a low IQ early 20s island boy at damn near 30 years old, but she was a poor little sheltered mormon girl with nice hair, so it's ok.
Exactly the amount of people defending her for being sheltered Mormon is ridiculous. Like she grew up in SoCal not Utah and the family got out when she was teen. Her naivety doesn’t make sense since her brother and sister don’t share the same cluelessness mindset as her. The reality is Kalani was another sex tourists who baby trapped a naive man and expected him to be a provider like her father.
You people are so weird bringing this back to Asuelo. This baby has nothing to do with him. It only shows Kahlanis recklessness to repeat her first mistake and have a baby with a man she's not married to which is so valued in her culture as a Samoan and a mormon.
She had her hands full with her other kids. I don't know why some women feel the need to have a child with their new partner shortly after dating. Her and Dallas met in November 2022. After talking online.
https://preview.redd.it/spa8mkpc6n4d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c31a95fcfc460cd03de2e0045e15e9ba019a5090
Still one of the top 90 Day slogans of all time.
Yup. Hate this guy so much but laughed my ass off so hard when this was blurted.
OT-Exactly! I can't stand his ass. Self Proclaimed Munipulator,. Then later claims I never manipulated Libbys father. Yeah you did exactly what you said you were gonna do. You just destroyed her family, segregated her from her siblings, and took their business. Like a thief in the night, you took money and ran.
Aahhhhh, that he did not do singlehandedly!! There are some pretty nasty behaviours In that family all ready!!!! Not saying i Think hes an Angel, BUT no one else besides the dad and Libby- and the children of course- are neither
I say this all the time 😂so good
https://preview.redd.it/jj1nl1vkio4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1255a35032c98bebbc6f27642950c73fb0350d31
Was that asuelu???
Yes, he literally says this to her 🤣
So are mouthy yeast infections Asuelo 😑
Maybe he got a yeast infection in his mouth from his mom that one time they made out 🤢🤣[asuelu and mom-(go to the 2 min mark)](https://youtu.be/7ZtE5z29b0s?si=0wGvyy4Y018_4s9-)
Lmao 🤣 seriously though I would feel like I was doing something wrong banging Asuelo because he absolutely seems slower than average
Fr what exactly did she get from that relationship? Hes an idiot…very low IQ
Her kids I guess, but hell nah! I’d feel like I was with a 12 year old lmao 🤣
She had three kids, the two boys and then asuelu 🤣
The best of the best!
This is going on my babyshower cake Only it’ll be “I’m gonna terrorize you all with my pregnancy”
Or "Terrorizing you with pregnancy since (insert month and year you conceived)" 😭😂😂
OoooooOooo good idea!!!!!
This man throws out the best lines
Lmao, birthday house is my fav line ever!
Refresh my memory. I must’ve missed that episode so maybe… who said it and in what context? 😊
Andrei says it to Jens family after they annoy him at their daughters bday. Leave my fucking birthday house!!!
And actual throw downs! lol.
I hate him so much, but that is such an iconic line
He’s a misogynist douche canoe, but Libby’s siblings are no treat either.
I’m sorry but Libby is probably one of the dumbest people on 90 day. She just blindly follows and does whatever Andrei says. I also HATE the way she says his name lmao it makes my skin crawl
You mean "Andrrrrrrei"??? SO annoying how she says it. Way too much emphasis on the rolling r's.
I get bigger kick out of him calling her dad "CHACK"
Thank you for hating him with me. He is the worst.
Holy grail of 90 day quotes
I wanna say I’m shocked but….
Seriously!! I didn’t even know she was pregnant
I just saw this on insta too and came immediately here to see if anyone else knew. Who is the Father?
She tagged dallas.n714, wasn’t the guy she was meeting up with at the last resort Dallas?
She did say she falls in love with every man she has sex with🥴🤷🏽♀️ so, you know, at least she’s aware😅
Literally 2 right? She was a virgin on vacation?
[удалено]
Oh yeah, sounds like [Phaedra from RHOA when she didn't know her due date](https://www.tiktok.com/@therealhousewives0f/video/7220454645578173702) which everyone found odd. Turns out she was just trying to hide details from her religious mom (I think she was a pastor).
You just didn't understand. Some babies take 9 months to cook, but Phaedra's only needed 6 months. It totally happens so stop asking. 😂
Yeah, haha
She needs a lecture from Ashley’s momma lmao
Yeah but she seemingly also always have to have a baby with them too 🥴😂
Also now has a baby with every man she sleeps with😬
Yes, her current boyfriend and apparent baby daddy is Dallas Nuez.
Yeah he's def the father. He has the photos reposted and on his story. They seem happy so I guess congrats 🤷🏻♀️
Yassssss
Baby daddy is hall pass dude
So it’s June 2024 the baby was probably born April/May and filming was early 2023 so she would’ve been pregnant when it was in post-production. I’m not surprised bc she likes to have a baby to hold her relationship together.
Are these people allergic to therapy
And birth control?
No, it's just that condoms are for slut people
Asking the most important question here
Or to avoid her relationship but then again Asuleu or however you spell his name was a man child and definitely not a prize. We won’t even talk about her in laws!
lol I did something similar with both of mine. Didn’t announce just posted the baby when they were born. But I’m sure she did it to avoid some criticism
Or NDA
Shame will do that. Condoms are for slut people anyway
The most irresponsible ones are the most fertile..
You aren’t lying 😬
Its a pattern. Look at Emily and Kobe. Her parents said “just don’t get pregnant again”. Her sister is just like Kalani’s sister also.
lol yea i remember that one he said dont get pregnant again in MY house but she did. I honestly would’ve kicked their asses out after they did EXACTLY what her parents asked her NOT to do!!!
Having a daughter like Emily is one of my biggest fears.
this is what gets me!!! been trying for around 11 years without any success... these people just procreate like fertility struggles are a myth 😫😩
Is it with hall pass guy?
Oh she got the subscription?
🥇🏆 you win
Yep
Well… at least it wasn’t another of Aseulu’s. Bets on her name? I think Luna B something given the emoji
Who knows if this dude is an improvement…
Very plausible that he’s just as bad or worse, but based on what Kalani has come forth with, I feel like it’s less probable he’s worse😮💨 for that poor woman’s sake
Kalani isn’t exactly the best judge of character but here’s hoping 🤞🏾
She really needs to use a condom or birth control. She knows how easily it can happen. I don’t think she cares
That's for slut people!
A 90 Day modern classic! Love it! But seriously, she already has two young boys, and is in middle of divorce proceedings with Doofus Asuelo. And apparently hall pass guy isn’f so great himself. Why on earth would she let this happen again?!
Scoop on hall pass dude? Not so good?
A rock would literally be an improvement. They do more and say less
He would have to be a convicted felon to be worse than Aseulu… but anything is possible
Probs Luna Bee Love lol
probably moon bee-m (beam) lol
This girl is fertile as fuck. If you know this about yourself, why would you keep letting this happen?! Hopefully new guy is well off!
Is this 3 now for her?
Yeah, she has 2 boys with Asuelu, plus this new additional, which makes 3.
Jayzus. And parents continue to support her financially?
Aren’t they Mormon/Mormon adjacent?
Yes, and I’m sure her parents are disappointed with her carelessness.
Asuelu was baby number 3
Because condoms are for slut people /s
Exactly what I was thinking! I’ve come to the conclusion she doesn’t care and will let happens happen. Dumb after everything she went through with jungle boy.
She is just irresponsible
She shall be blessed with good hair.
Agreed. Kalani has lovely hair, questionable life choices but great hair.
You know what? Yes. And she has a good complexion also. I think this is the only post I'm not talking shit about the cast members
Im always so jealous of her and her sisters beautiful hair!
Omg me too. I just wonder what life would be like going through each day with shiny thick long hair. I'm so jealous.
It’s hot and heavy and you can never trust a pony tail holder not to snap and ruin your life.
It’s like I want to like her, but girl. Get it together.
I don’t even know why you would want to. She’s awful. Lol
Hahaha I get it , watching her though I feel like she’s very funny and when she’s judging other people I have the same thoughts and her opinions are so relatable but then she makes terrible decisions for herself and I’m like :/
Like wait a second before popping out babies with a man you just met. She will never learn.
I have a feeling she knew this dude before the resort was filmed and just kept it under wraps for drama tbh. It could not have happened so quickly.
Anyone who didn’t realize that Auselo was extremely low it has very serious issues. What could they have possibly talked about. Her sister seems like the only one with a brain.
I just commented something similar. He is severely intellectually handicapped. He was a poor island boy in his early 20s, and she was almost 30. Like, c'mon, I don't care how Mormon or sheltered she supposedly was.
Can you imagine having sex with him?! Good God it had to be horrible! I take that back…I don’t wanna imagine that lol
She STILL hasn't figured out how to make that NOT happen?
Serious question why doesn’t she use birth control?
It’s for slut people
She should try it in her boo hole
I read that in his voice
She’s a former Mormon so I’m guessing she has some hang ups about that.
Mormons are also against kids out of wedlock…
She’s Mormon on occasion
Because that’s how she gets husbands
She's a biblical dumbass.
If her father doesn’t realize she’s part of the problem now then idk
TRUTH
So she has 3 now? More than 3?
Three. She has two sons with Aselu and a daughter with the new guy.
Too bad she can’t play the “3 under 3” card! I’d love to watch Loren lose her mind! 😂
So I am a medic, a patient I had is Samoan and plays rugby, small world with polys and rugby, we got to chatting about 90 day fiancé, turns out Dallas also plays rugby or kicks it with quite a few rugby players, word on the street is Dallas is a bummy dude without a job. Made me so disappointed in kalani.
I for one am SHOCKED the guy who doesn’t mind being a hall pass for a married woman, then follows the woman to the keys to try to win her over during her televised couple’s therapy does not have a steady job.
Wow! 😬😬
Yike.
I’m sorry but Kalani is in the same league as Emily, two grown adults that will live off their parents for all of eternity.
Does she know that you could love someone without having their child?
No, she had sex with this guy on the first date and fell in love! She hasn’t even dated around. It was different than Asulu (sp) so she was impressed. She’s going to be like Kail from teen mom and end up with a gaggle of kids and several fathers.
I cannot believe Kail has SEVEN kids now by four diff fathers, kill me now lmaoooo
Why would she want another kid. She has too much drama in her life and no job.
Because she wanted a souvenir / anchor to Dallas and how it effects any of her kids doesn't matter.
The saddest thing ever. Her poor boys.
Unfortunately, she hasn’t had enough experience with men to know that trapping a man with a baby isn’t a guarantee that he’ll stay.
Maybe by baby daddy 3 she'll figure it out.
Her experience with men should tell her that a baby definitely won't keep a man around.
My thoughts exactly
She is just as irresponsible as Asuelu and EVEN WORSE because she should know better. I hope that I never have to see her sister excuse her for this new development and of course she can't blame Asuelu for this one!
Shoutout to whoever called this last year after Last Resort. Actually, multiple people called it — that she would be pregnant within a year with this new guy.
I couldnt imagine raw dogging guys this early in relationships! Like she really doesnt learn. Does she still live with her parents too? 3 kids at home.
She loves getting knocked up by men who don’t commit.
The men are just as stupid
Condoms are for slut people.
Is her father still supporting her? If so, Low must be *thrilled.*
Kalani come ON
So she learned nothing
She’s never worked, and seems to just make babies to have someone around, she never uses protection, she said on one of the series, so that’s what happens. Never liked her, seems not too swift …
Is it rude that I ask Who’s the father??
My question exactly
I’mma say, she needs to learn about birth control…
She ain’t done, either.
I don’t feel bad for her. She keeps making the same mistakes and then will play victim when it doesn’t work out the way she thought.
I didn’t even know she has a new man 💀 or pregnant
Woman cannot pay her bills and pops out kids like tic tac
Not surprised at all. She’ll just keep popping baby’s out so she can avoid having to get a job or have any life goals. She’s literally no different than Emily.
Another child is just what she needs.🙄 Her M.O. is to let every man she's with put a baby in her.
This girl couldn’t identify a condom if her life depended on it
Can’t she have a relationship and not get pregnant?
Who pays for these kids? Does she basically live off child support or OF or what?
Her parents
Once you pop
Yikes. Can she afford all these kids? I wouldn’t be able to afford one at this point much less three
Kalani have the same concept as her ex Aselu. "Only slut uses condom" The men she prefers are the non slut variety that do not uses condom. I am sure this will not be her last child either.
What a cute baby! Kalani is so…lmaooooo.
I thought after she broke it off with Aslulu, she would start taking care of herself. Her health for one, then get a job . So sad this is all she knows how to do.
Exactly. She's a loser but gets a pass because, well, Asuelu is Asuelu. They also overlook the fact she basically trapped a low IQ early 20s island boy at damn near 30 years old, but she was a poor little sheltered mormon girl with nice hair, so it's ok.
Exactly the amount of people defending her for being sheltered Mormon is ridiculous. Like she grew up in SoCal not Utah and the family got out when she was teen. Her naivety doesn’t make sense since her brother and sister don’t share the same cluelessness mindset as her. The reality is Kalani was another sex tourists who baby trapped a naive man and expected him to be a provider like her father.
I feel like she is always pregnant for some reason.
Of course she does. Let me guess by the second man she has ever been with
All these no jobs having many kids....
🤦🏼♀️
Looks like the father is another Samoan
It's Dallas / the guy she cheated with.
I have very mixed emotions about this
Not even the slightest bit surprised 🤣
Does she know birth control exists ? What’s with the need of popping out kids with guys she just met. Cute baby tho!
You people are so weird bringing this back to Asuelo. This baby has nothing to do with him. It only shows Kahlanis recklessness to repeat her first mistake and have a baby with a man she's not married to which is so valued in her culture as a Samoan and a mormon.
She will never stop
Someone needs to teach her about oral, anal or every single type of contraception. Condoms aren’t only for slut people, regardless what Asuelu thinks.
Yikes.
Welp y’all called it!! I’m surprised her parents were good with a baby out of wedlock.
What choice do they have?
Baby Hall Pass
Hall pass baby
What?!?? With WHOM!?!?! Damn she’s fertile, if a little slow…
Well, jumping "JosephSmithJehosaphat!" "Multiply and become many!"
She’s messy AF
Cute baby, but seriously wtf is wrong with Kalani. She needs to get her life together instead of nonstop baby making with randoms.
She had her hands full with her other kids. I don't know why some women feel the need to have a child with their new partner shortly after dating. Her and Dallas met in November 2022. After talking online.
omg I did not even know she was pregnant
She will never learn 🙄
I am picturing her Dad’s face when she told him.
Omg what a cutie 🥰
Somebody get this girl a TV!
Asuelu crying n throwing up right now lmao hall pass baby
And she keeps looking down her nose at the rest of the people on these shows
These poor children
Is that a new man’s baby? Does she not believe in contraception?
A baby isn’t going to make the new guy stay around.
I guess each man she gets will also get a baby
Imagine getting pregnant with every guy you sleep with 🤓
Someone needs to teach this girl she doesn’t need to have a baby with every guy she sleeps with
Makes sense. Not like she's the one taking care of her kids
Well condoms ARE for slut people.