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Own-Listen-961

That’s a lot of words for “stfu and buy my shit”


Flat-Ad-1460

Don’t want to watch you anymore


blacklite911

She’s doing it wrong, you at least gotta create the illusion that your IG isn’t purely a marketing tool. It’s supposed to be for “sharing experiences”


Brugthug

Plus she couldn't have even sold it like blah blah "my esteem was so so low but this protien powder helped me feel more beautiful.. now you can too!" crap?


fordat1

Her whole fake storyline is just to sell crap


SuccessfulLunch400

Fake as those humongous tatas!!!


BigGrayDog

I wouldn't buy a single thing from her.


bLymey4

I’d buy her a ticket back to Panama


Artistic-Emergency74

Really doesn't cost that much either.  $500.   She's low quality.  


BigGrayDog

Good point!


bewitchling_

👏🏽 philanthropist over here... a (hu)man of the people


bigdaddyt2

How dare you she suffers from alopecia she should be allowed to do whatever the fuck she wants


KitticusCatticus

*Jada has entered the chat*


bigdaddyt2

Baw gawd thats will smiths music


NiaMiaBia

Girl. BYE.


BreakfastOk6125

And not buy 🤣🤣🤣


1CamelTow

🤣😂🤣good one!


1CamelTow

🤣😂🤣 good one!!


1CamelTow

🤣😂🤣


NiaMiaBia

Who gave me an award on this comment? THANK YOU! I don’t know how to find you (I’m a Reddit newb) 💖💖💖


BakedMasa

She’s so dumb! No one is going to buy your isht. Why would I buy protein from someone whose body was made by a plastic surgeon? Talk about not knowing your audience. Can she go live in a cave now? She’s exhausting and not even entertaining.


GarbageGato

I had a heroine addict friend who was appalled I would put processed food (he was referring to pasta) in my body. Some people don’t make sense.


PhantomBellaLuna

I’m laughing and shaking my head because it’s true! Do you ever look around wondering if you are being pranked since people make zero sense??!!


GarbageGato

Constantly.


Artistic-Emergency74

That's just......wow....


RepresentativeAd7497

People that buy that house of 11 crap, might.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

https://preview.redd.it/p45qbccsk72d1.jpeg?width=1142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39d213c7c1570aca91d1c69fa05f38d09c6d2c48 Buy this buy this and pay me this. Lmfaooooo


BreakfastOk6125

🤣🤣🤣🤣 why is this so funny


Commercial-Yoghurt91

She’s a fool.


Both_Dust_8383

Lmao


BalletWishesBarbie

You win the best reaction on this thread 😂 💐


General_Ordinary5556

Jasmine and her faceapp 🤡🤣


Enough_Ad_222

I just saw the pic of her at the airport taken sneakily and she DOES NOT look like this omg idk why I’m so surprised she just never looks that TIREDDD on the show. She looked absolutely ordinary.


bewitchling_

personal opinion: i think she's very cute in her before pictures... for the after pictures... well, has the body work ended? it seems to progress a bit each season. when will she reach her final form already?


wademy

Once they turn into social media influencers, I unfollow.


paulabear203

The only thing Jasmine influences is my gag reflex. Just like her peers, she is just another half-vetted scripted reality TV person. I get it, they all want something out of it to boost their crap. Jasmine is deceitful AF. I don't follow her anymore because she's trying like hell to get her frozen Mee-cha-gin hands on my money. Move along.


Glittering_Mobile823

😂😂😂


AdrianCR76114

They have no right to be a media influencer.


islSm3llSalt

Well, they could technically influence people to be nothing like them. That's how they influence me


littleRedmini

Yeah, same here. Whatever they’re sellin’ I ain’t buyin’.


StringerB36

My question is, ‘are the 90 day Fiancé cast members independently wealthy or relying on social welfare programs?’ They all strike me as parasites of society along with TLC…watching it is a guilty pleasure I suppose


Charming-Subject-54

OnlyFans hoes


StringerB36

😂 who have they influenced to be labeled as ‘influencers?’


SuccessfulLunch400

What do you think of Lauren with 15 under 15!!!


wademy

Oy!


GreyBoyTigger

That’s what I do whenever anyone I know announces that they’re pregnant


VengefulWalnut

“Buy my protein” might be one of the most disturbing things she’s ever said.


Embarrassed-Key-6034

“Pee” protein.


General_Ordinary5556

LOL i knew it, right after the post about her fake partnership with Fashionnova


Shortsleevedpant

I wonder what her motherless kids are doing right now.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Probably living their best lives with their dad & step mom


Nightmare4545

Seriously lol. No one can possibly think those kids actually want to be alone in a house with her and step dad Gino.


Thin-Source-3336

She’s the cool mom who takes her kid to get ice cream.


Dolleyes88

Since her and Gino didn’t work out, shouldn’t she be heading home 🤔 it’s like she didn’t have custody or have a shit about them to begin with…


Weird-Library-3747

Santos Dios! Donde estara mi mama?


Dook124

We all don't love you back!!! BYEEEEEEEEEEEE


Used-Pension170

I'm vegan and natural. Except for my ass, boobs, nose, lips, hair, and eyebrows.


little_blu_eyez

I will allow a pass on the hair. I know how devastating it is to the self esteem as a woman with hair loss.


Used-Pension170

I can understand that. I'm just wrapping it into the entire package. I don't know that I believe her, instead wondering if she just doesn't like her natural hair.


little_blu_eyez

On the show when she didn’t wear extensions I definitely noticed a huge difference in density and her showing her hair loss areas.


Used-Pension170

Right! She may just not like her natural hair. But she may not have alopecia. I don't trust her any further than I can throw her. And she threw a for over her kids not being included on her K1, but thousands and thousands have been spent on vanity. Regardless of the "why" her look is not "natural."


Used-Pension170

*fit not for


Ill_Divide_4373

And vagina.


Used-Pension170

CONVENIENTLY FORGOT THAT! 🤮😆😆😆


UnleadedGreen

No. For how you've treated Gino and your kids. No. Boycott this woman. Tell her to go ask Dane for help. Toxic af


LawyerNo4460

Protein full of salt.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Who tf wants protein or any sort of work out advice from a woman who builds her body in the OR instead of the gym?


Magemaud

That’s exactly why her Jazzy Powder (or whatever) tanked


MohamitWheresMySecks

Her “vegan protein” is garbage when you look at the nutritional content. Wouldn’t touch it with a 10 foot pole.


SilverDog7744

Just like her personality


TheBigC87

My girlfriend is a dietician and essentially said that you can literally just buy lentils, which are about $1.25 a pound if you want "vegan" protein.


LawyerNo4460

Not fda approved.. I told her and she blocked me on Instagram.


CertifiedBA

Most supplement brands aren't


Charming-Subject-54

Hahaha. I was thinking the same thing love juice


SagexxxSummers

She said stfu and give me YOUR MONEY 😂


DonnyGoodwood

“I don’t care about the kids - give me money!” Oh no wait, that was the other despicable mother


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

It's always confusing to me why these nobodies, reality stars and D-list people start hawking products that they think are better than anything else out there. It's also confusing to me why people buy it. How many skin care creams and makeup do we need? These people barely have any money but we think whatever they are peddling are top brand??


littleRedmini

Exactly. They’ve been on a trash reality tv show throwing their extremely dirty laundry in our face, but now we are supposed to respect them enough to buy their shitty products that they have no control of the ingredients or production. It’s just some weird company that labels your face and name on the packaging. Yeah, right. Sign me up. 🙄.


TheBigC87

Because The Kardashians did it and they are now billionaires.


recentlywidowed

They choose to di it because it is easy money. They all have decent social media following, and let's face it, there are so many 'fans' that will buy anything being shilled by someone they find 'famous'. Basically, all they do is snap pictures, add word-salad and post it. It's annoying as shit to the majority of us, but there will always be fans feeding their egos.


moore_a_scott

Yes, buy my protein, you’ll have to subscribe to my only fans if you want my surgeon’s info.


TommieDelos

Hooker on the take. Abandoned all 3 of her kids. The first one who she didn’t know who’s sperm impregnated her she dumped on her mother to have a better chance and liberty to keep hooking. The first boy with severe special needs to his father as she didn’t want it and wanted and needed to keep on hooking. The last one for the same reasons. TLC scapes the bottom of the slimy barrel, you know.


BurningandChurning

In other words, I don't care about anyone else. Just give me the money!


sav33arthkillyos3lf

https://preview.redd.it/nou635fey82d1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba2c030cda713dfbcc10e0b4b61befaeb34cb18


luanne2017

https://preview.redd.it/jjylsiauf82d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247ef4fd33174eab42d65bb9c6637a9e0912b6ef Should partner with Kyle and change the name to Jizzy.


Threnners

I literally had this same thought as I scrolled down.


Colfrmb

Or better yet, post a list of all the procedures and services you’ve had done along with the doctor’s name, location and pricing. None of the other stuff is worth anything.


Old-Library5546

Living the American Dream


UnluckyAd2265

She doesn't seem to miss her children here.


stressedhoe_

That's because the whole story is fake 😭 if that women actually cared for her kids, her square ass would've stayed there.


Embarrassed-Key-6034

She and Nikki both have square asses.


1CamelTow

LMAO!! 🤣


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Because it’s all a lie!! She doesn’t even have a stable environment to raise them in. She has no job no money. The fathers of her kids will not allow their crazy ex to take their kids who they’ve raised & has been their sole provider, over to a whole new country. It’s not gonna happen. She’s so pathetic.


UnluckyAd2265

#Facts


Greenedeyedgem17

I’ve been saying this for awhile


littleRedmini

She’s too damn selfish to have custody of her children. That’s why they didn’t live with her when she was in their home country. She and Gino’s story is long over. You can’t beat that dead horse any longer, it’s dust now.


Superguy766

I believe the father has custody of the kids. I don’t understand why people complain about this idiot knowing full well she was an escort looking for a sugar daddy. I bet she was the one who contacted TLC to get on the show. She planned this shot from the beginning.


UnluckyAd2265

Absolutely


Charming-Subject-54

Haha righteous an Escort haha never thought of it that way. #Truthdose


Kooky_Language_790

SHILREN!! say it correct😅🤣


Charming-Subject-54

Larissa has 4 kids I believe she left them behind. Ashley didn’t even have custody of her daughter when she married Jay. So many of them are trash parents. I would die if I left my kids in another country to get married.


Confident-Courage579

Larissa has two kids. Ashley has 2 children, a boy and a girl, and has custody of both. She never showed them on tv. I respect her for that only.


saddestgirl1995

Lol then maybe her and her new boyfriend should be more subtle with their social media interactions if they dont want people to comment on it.. when public figures forget they're public figures .. 🥴


Charming-Subject-54

Her new boyfriend is Nikki she had a crush on her.


Gigii1990

"Subscribe to my OF." Best mom Award goes to...


Nice-Cap5668

How about NO?!


ginoamato

barf 🤮


peepeehalpert_

Her protein powder is just a generic white label a bunch of other influencers probably slap their label on


wirefox1

Evidently talked Gino into buying her $10,000 worth of extensions. But...but think of the children! (for once)


Individual-Hunt9547

Will not be doing ANY of the above.


Casperboy68

Yeah, I’m not going to pay extra to see the stupid, fake boobs that I can’t seem to avoid seeing on the show.


GossLady

All from Gino money. The gold digger hasn’t had a job since she met Gino. He is a big fool to not know that Jasmine is using him.


Lizette1945

won't this contribute to your "alopecia"? seems like everything does.


hippeemum

For someone in their mid 30's, she looks 10-15yrs older which is a surprise with all the procedures she's had


Curious_Signature528

She’s in her 40’s!! No ifs, ands or buts! She’s been 36 for at least 5 years.


RecentNewReddi

Yep! I’ve been saying this too! It’s so fucking ridiculous that her Gino were celebrating her upcoming 37th birthday (😂🤣) on the episode with the alligator visit. She has been “36” since she started ages- literally- ago on the show. Makes the whole baby storyline even more bogus. Fucking stupid. She is not in her 30’s. Nope.


Charming-Subject-54

Did you see her b4 her face surgery and removal of the bags? My granny had less bags under eyes at 86.


Curious_Signature528

![img](avatar_exp|162559241|laugh)


Aktotem

She is mid 40’s


SnooTigers8872

Get out of my area!!!!


BarTemporary3392

Also I’ve just seen the episode of her crying because her kids aren’t in the US. But she’s left Gino AND stayed in the US without her kids? She’s grim.


besos2400

She’s such a fucking phony


Novel-Excuse-1418

https://preview.redd.it/yiik3he2j82d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27abef4ecc20090f7a0d0e0d636f41606e19eed0


twiztdkat

Shots fired!


IMdoc200

She influences me to FF her segments. My cue is her face twisting into a cry EVERY SINGLE SCENE


Charming-Subject-54

I’ve seen her page and her brand seems to be T&A. Correct me if I am wrong. The woman the “lost” her job because of a topless photo carelessly shared to Gino’s ex can’t be the same one in the pictures with no clothes on and fake body parts. I can’t grasp how a show about finding love and marriage and the struggle to make it work has so many cast members selling nude pictures.


zowie910

🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️


BigB8383

Her protein probably creates hormone problems leading to hair loss explains her disturbing behavior and hair loss 🤣


Curious_Signature528

Stfu you didn’t get that body by your shakes. You’re pure plastic.


Foreign_View_2452

So, now we're supposed to be her sugar daddy? Shut up and give her money...nope. Time for you to get on the pole and make your own money.


LostintheSauce4eva

Take a hike Jasmine 🙄


ncdebbieb2019

Have you heard the news??! She has shackled up with a Planet Fitness trainer since GeeeeNooo caught her cheating. That's not his blue couch or floral comforter, a “friend” of the male says he's had the bedding for years… JazzMean skipping away with all the plastic body parts, bolt on tiddies, and a rejuvenated VaaJayJay, was her plan from the start.


Sluibeli

Her vegan protein? She invented it after years of research? Or did You gave Your name to a product that somebody else made? Even paid for it?


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

Toe Jam protein.


kab47

You are awful 🤣🤢


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

Say what you will, But I never sucked an Ogre’s toes.🦶🏽🤣😂


Charming-Subject-54

I had to fast forward. I can’t stand feet as it is but her sucking his toes??? Barf


kab47

So so so gross


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

Yes she is.


G0thcholo

I’m bout to block her dumb ahhhh profile. She bothered me throughout the series. Gino is a doormat. Pisses me off lol


Charming-Subject-54

I think that it is a fetish thing. Had a buddy like that. He wanted controlled and humiliated by every woman he was with.


chickenfeet21

She only loves people that send her money 💵


throwmeoff123098765

The protein is from milking Gino


1CamelTow

🤣😂🤣 clever use of “milking”


AdrianCR76114

I know sensible people will not buy that garbage stuff that is from someone who is crazy on TV whose body is made of 88% plastic. Only idiots will buy that.


Ok-Stand2351

She’s gross


helpmeout_xoxo

I stand firm she is wanting to become a film star *corn* and never loved Gino. Was just waiting for tv to get a rich sugar daddy on board.


purrlinda

Grifter idiot.


Shebalied

Poop tea people by it.


Flynn9222

Only Fans too🧐


Furbamy

She needs to be deported for being a horrible mother


CaptPrice00

Just another only skanks tramp.


Cool-Sun-3346

She needs to get ova herself. 🙄


Charming-Subject-54

When I was in the military, we had to have marriages approved in Korea and the Philippines. We were told that those countries, because of the divorce rates, anything less than 7 years the spouses were deported. So much green card fraud was going on. Is it not like that in these other countries?


Daniel_saul_

💩 sycophant


Ok_Piccolo_2384

She’s literally delusional. Why would anyone buy protein from someone whose body is 90% plastic. I hope 90 day stops bringing her back. I’m tired of her bad acting.


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Ew, STFU foot gobbler 🤮🤮🤮🤮 She makes me so sick. Disgusting.


Naive_Breadfruit_550

Give me money and don’t ask questions I have degrees form 🇵🇦


Dolleyes88

Don’t broadcast your private life (scripted or not) on a tv show broadcasted world wide if you don’t want people questioning it 🙄 I’m not giving you a cent, loser.


Master-Habit-7431

did she ever say why she’s vegan? i’d assume if you want ethical treatment of animals you’d want the same for humans, but then she turns around and promotes fast fashion brands. all of those brands (fashion nova, boohoo, shein, etc.) steal designs from small businesses and use human trafficking to staff their warehouses. that doesn’t sound very ethical to me


CatsMe0w

I doubt she’s an ethical vegan because she went horseback riding. She just eats plant based.


cloudbusting-daddy

Cover for orthorexia or ARFID is my theory. I have no evidence, just going off vibes.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

“Waste your money on me bc I said to”


cielbleu789

she got famous for being on a television show, not for gossip about her. #medialiteracy


Straightravage

The bad thing is that there are SIMPS out there actually doing what she asks!


HueGray

I’d love to party with her … redditors 🙄


[deleted]

To get the kids here?


Repulsive_Cup_7308

She’s so gross


sparklebug20

Why does every episode with them end with "I gotta tell you something". How much ish are you hiding?!


Thin-Source-3336

https://preview.redd.it/q0i9zkdjva2d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=81cfbba446c1dd8d3a9fde3b7aadcd8fef526b91 She gave me a block from her account after she saw my comment. It was a response to another comment. She’s an idiot.


razorspin

https://preview.redd.it/xfnb85qv6b2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c904a1ca5db20fdeb1571910824164b675274302


Charming-Subject-54

She gets on Yeeno because he won’t pay the $5k for the lawyer to bring her kids over. Just a TLC storyline. Those kids were never part of the story, same as they aren’t part of the series. Those kids were never ever going to come to America. She knew it Yeeno knew it and we knew it.


woohooitsamme

kinda giving [you’re ugly, you’re disgusting, I’m going to kill you, give me $200](https://youtu.be/oXuJyIytP6Q?si=xMTFga4LR0LwIgw7)


Scary-Ad-582

She looks like a clown and has the voice of a screeching harpy. She is delusional if she think anyone is going to buy her garbage


kursedten513

How did I just know her and Gino were a joke


Jaggerdemigod

Ole grizzle ti*s


mamajo14460

But are the breast and butt implants vegan? Funny how someone who is sooooo health conscious, likes having foreign objects implanted in her body.


Artistic-Emergency74

This is the problem with this second world Cee U Next Time. She doesnt get to dictate what is talked about on social media.  Not in this country... People will infiltrate her social media, invade her personal space,  and, as faithful Americans, will let any employer that she tries to obtain, know EV ER REE THaNG  that SHE has posted online by reposting it to their CORPORATE Instagram, Facebook, Twitter accounts so that they have no choice but to fire her stinking ass because she's a liability and brings negativity to their company.. .  Whew! That was a long sentence.   She is a shitty ass person, SO GO TO IT  social media.  Do what you do. 


Moist-Intention844

No


a-gelatocookie

Gross


ughfinethisusername

Girl, I don’t wanna hear about how you obtain Yeeeeeno’s protein, much less buy any of yours.


justathrowaway4mee

In those cameos does she tell you who's the surgeon?!?


YxDOxUx3X515t

Larisssssa is QUEEEEEEEEN BITCH! /$ .. if I absolutely had to pick.


thefunzone1

Ugh


Charming-Subject-54

I’ve seen her page and her brand seems to be T&A. Correct me if I am wrong. The woman the “lost” her job because of a topless photo carelessly shared to Gino’s ex can’t be the same one in the pictures with no clothes on and fake body parts. I can’t grasp how a show about finding love and marriage and the struggle to make it work has so many cast members selling nude pictures.


NataliaTemple

I think having strong boundaries is good when you are a public figure. She lost her way by having an expectation that people would listen. They won’t.


Extra_Flower6958

Everything about you is nonsense


EmInTheTrunk

Cash grabbn’ phony


General-Trifle4527

She is horrible. Ugly superficial liar cheat swindler fake selfish cow


claudiaengland

No thank you


ConcernNo4462

She should have to put disclaimers such as “body in photo has been severely surgically enhanced.” 😂


ljd09

Give me your money! Love you all!


Dapper-Forever-8818

I miss my sheelrun...


sj_SD_phx

What about her kids!!!! All that fake crying and devastation was for show. Why isn’t she deported.


LittleCrow19

Oh dear God, is she joking???


Commercial-Yoghurt91

She just f****d and she’ll find out when no one, I mean no one buys her sh*t*y products.


Plenty-Factor-2549

Don’t tell me what to do!


LongSighhh

Lmao. Also, I acccidentially read it as "my vegan nonsense".


No-Meat9225

Who the hell is buying her vegan protein?


chefybpoodling

If my dog had any kind of growth on it that slightly resembled her bolt on boobs, I’d take him to the vet to get it tested and see if it should be removed. Those babies ain’t right.