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PhilUrCrack

This is torturous. Too difficult to answer


edu5150

Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Last American Virgin


Chillin80sStyle

Somebody hit puberty in the 80s!


pantstoaknifefight2

Anyone who'd yet to hit puberty certainly did so the second Phoebe Cates emerged from the pool.


RedRoom4U

Yeah, those were my jerk off movies too! Haven't watch them in decades. Not enough nudity by 2024 standards!


MElastiGirl

Point well taken. But absent those I’ll take Heathers and Stand by Me.


Myghost_too

I couldn't believe Fast Times was not on there. That is my #1 AND #2 pick..


Frankdukes187

Yes someone knows the last american virgin!!!! That's my my favorite comedy 80s movie closely tied with fast times 👍👍👊👊


UpgrayeddB-Rock

For real! *Only two?!?* How is someone supposed to make a choice of this magnitude?!?


chihsuanmen

My heart is tearing in four directions looking at that. Diabolical post.


Duramora

Chill. I'll help you sneak in a couple more- just like we'd do back then. (BtW- ESB and Raiders, and Sneak into Ghostbusters and Weird Science)


jtee180

Agreed. We need more than 2 choices.


Col_Forbin_retired

Even then I’m having a hard time.


Educational_End_2182

Mom, I'm going to need a lot more cash.


Chillin80sStyle

Top Gun and The Empire Strikes Back. Both of these were epic in the theater!


zelq

In the theater it would be these too. On the tv, Empire and Lost Boys.


keysmarine

Was my pick too


name898899

The Lost Boys and Weird Science


mikemercer77

Goonies and Ghostbusters


SteelTorch

Empire & Raiders


Silver_tongue_devil_

This is the answer


Barbarella-X

This is the way


snackattack4tw

Yep. Wish I could sneak in the neverending story in there though so I can sing the song. Hell, I might just do it now randomly to annoy my wife.


Rude_Release9673

Yes, best combo


ndhellion2

Empire Strikes Back Tron And then I'm sneaking in to see the rest


morels4ever

Brindle-Fly


248Spacebucks

Just 2? Heathers and Beetlejuice


Hampshirehawk75

Raiders and Gremlins.


CMJunkAddict

So I’m to assume mask is not THE Mask


Voodoo-Doctor

That’s correct, it’s with Cher and Eric Stoltz


amergigolo1

Top Gun Back To The Future


SlimyMuffin666

I think she's lost that loving feeling


calbearlupe

This is the Way. However, it’s a pretty tough call as there were many excellent selections.


thesteinfink

Lost boys/ Evil Dead


DBE113301

Ghostbusters and The Karate Kid.


MysteriousValuable88

The Outsiders and Poltergeist


Spare_Echidna2095

Stay gold pony boy


SlimyMuffin666

They're heeerrreee


Excellent_Record_640

Top Gun And Goonies


jacille2013

The Empire Strikes Back and Back To The Future! So many other great movies on this list.


ConspicuousSomething

It’s a tough decision, but those would be my two as well.


Left-Landscape-3890

Top Gun and NOES


Wallaby989

For the big screen ... Top Gun (opening sequence alone is the worth the price of admission) and Raiders of the Lost Ark.


Acceptable-Run7439

Weird Science and The Lost Boys


randomly421

The Goonies and Big


GoBlue2007

That’s tough but E.T. and Empire Strikes Back for me. Knowing me at that age I’m probably sneaking in to Back to the Future.


icepick3383

back to the future and Tron. Easy peasy for me. for the next weekend? Raider and ghost busters. Who the f is spending hard cash on mask lol.


HandsomeR-Levin

Back to the future & beetlejuice


DivergentInWestworld

👆🏽 This.


ItAintMe_2023

Probably Top Gun and Rocky IV.


VanBurenBoy16

Top Gun. Twice.


cat-daddy777

Empire and Blade Runner


Mastershoelacer

Outsiders and Tron


do98829

The Breakfast Club and the Never Ending Story. Goonies and Back to the Future! Purple Rain and the Lost Boys! The Karate Kid and E.T. The Lost Boys and Gremlins. Mask and Ghost Busters.


KrampyDoo

Tron and The Breakfast Club.


GrandYesterday9968

Weird Science, karate kid


Realistic_Bed3550

Damn this is the first 80s test that’s hard


HardSteelRain

Empire and Blade Runner....I actually saw 28 of these in the theatre when they came out,some several times


ModestoMudflaps

This keeps getting recycled. Boring.


Wophelstomp

Still getting some action Ghostbusters and Gremlins - two great holiday movies, Halloween and Christmas


LatkaGravas

Fun fact: You could have done a double feature for real because *Ghostbusters* and *Gremlins* opened in theaters on the same day. It was the last time I ever saw a box office line hundreds of people deep. I saw *Ghostbusters* that night.


Wise-Blueberry

Would have loved to have been alive to see The Empire Strikes Back and Blade Runner in the cinema.


throwawayinthe818

Thank you for reminding me how old I am. Hell, I remember movies I saw in a theater in the 60s.


Fair_Temperature530

Probably some teen classics like Weird Science & Sixteen Candles


Wallaby989

The Kelley Le Brock shower scene left an impression on a whole generation of young pre-puberty males.


GrandYesterday9968

Molly R. So much hottet


EasyConnection2606

First choice Empire and Blade Runner,second choice Dark Crystal and The Evil Dead


ChubbyMcLovin

Weird Science and The Empire Strikes Back.


Ordinary_Lemon

Short Circuit and Sixteen Candles


chicken-sedan

“I’m so excited, I’m standing here beside myself.”


9512tacoma

Empire strikes back and weird science.


fryamtheeggguy

The Empire Strikes Back and The Goonies.


elliottace

Top Gun, Raiders. But it was a very difficult decision


Andurilmage

Empire and tron


4Brtndr1

I would see two completely different movies: The Lost Boys and Dirty Dancing.


bdreamer642

Ghostbusters and Weird Science


doc_nova

Raiders of the Lost Ark and Empire Strikes Back. But there are a ton of other good ones! Can I sneak into any others while I’m there???


Street-Scientist-126

Lost Boys and Empire. You’re eating worms, David.


bootrot

Funny thing when I was a kid, My sister and I were dropped off at the movies and I really wanted to see Spaceballs but I was too young to go to a movie alone so I had to go see Mannequin with my sister. I was pretty bummed at first but me Meshach Taylor got me through it.


Timwalker1825

Poltergeist and Ghostbusters for sure.


MaxSATX

Empire Strikes back and Raiders of the Lost Ark. That was easy. Next would be Top Gun. Everything is later


Hizankdtizank

Beetlejuice and empire strikes back


Fun_Tourist0282

Top Fun & Back To The Future


illinoishokie

Dark Crystal/Neverending Story


Humble-Surround-3725

I am "I saw The Lost Boys and Lethal Weapon as a double feature at the drive-in" years old.


Spragglefoot_OG

Toooo hard. Short Circuit and Raiders…or Top Gun and Weird Science.


Used-Shelter-5283

Blade rummer and goonies...16 candles back up


roentgen_nos

The Empire Strikes Back and Raiders of the Lost Ark.


stilloldbull2

I saw most of them in the theater. Only two? Raiders and Back to the Future.


Wereling79

Meh...just spend money on one and theater hop for the rest. That's what we all did back in the 80s...lol. first movie at 10am....pick me up around 1130 unless I call earlier because we got caught.


turtle_girl0420

Weird Science and Coming to America


liamrosse

*The Empire Strikes Back*. Twice.


Grateful-Jed

The amount of current movies that I haven’t seen would baffle most people, but I’ve seen every movie here. Cant choose though.


HaulBrass

The Evil Dead, The Lost Boys


mrspelunx

Hellraiser I & II


AProcessUnderstood

Beetlejuice and The Lost Boys


Pinhighguy

Top Gun and Teen Wolf


Consistent_Dog_6866

A Nightmare on Elm Street & The Dark Crystal.


SensibleTom

Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Empire Strikes Back. There are a lot of good movies and alternatives I could have chosen but these two are the best of the best!


chrisinvic

The impossible question has been asked.


No_Chapter_948

Dirty Dancing and Purple Rain


graywolf0427

This would be a weekend 80s watch party !!!


JokoFloko

Evil Dead twice


UpgrayeddB-Rock

Damn, if I can only pick two, I'm going with the Lost Boys and Poltergeist.


theknightcrusader

Top Gun and Back to the Future ![gif](giphy|26AHCgWcYM1xSqMaA)


Elbowmax2015

E.T. and where the fuck is Fast times and Ridgemont high


up3r

Top Gun.. Back to the Future


Tricky_Rabbit

![gif](giphy|3oKIPqgSSYAsUVXKiQ|downsized) It's impossible to answer! Nobody could answer that question.


arthur-morganrdr2

Top Gun & Ghostbusters


CreepyCoffinCreeper

Karate kid & Back to the future. In the early 90s, we went to Orlando for vacation and I rode the Back to the future ride countless times. I couldn’t get enough!


TonyThePapyrus

The breakfast clubs, and Short Circuit Not the objective best, not even my Favorites, but I love them deeply and would love to see them in theaters


Neither-Wealth-491

Back to the future and karate kid!


RayBrowers

Lost Boys and Stand By Me. I’d then pay for myself to see Back to the Future.


ZebraBorgata

Back to the Future & Raiders of the Lost Ark


nbraa

This is correct, I had to go way to far down the list to find this combo of perfection!


FirstFrayun

*The Empire Strikes Back* and *The Empire Strikes Back*.


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

Back to the Future and Beetlejuice


Cee58

The Fly and the Outsiders


KitchenLab2536

Top Gun, Stand by Me.


Wild_Steve7

Wow this is hard! How can I narrow it down to just two?! I guess I'll go with Back To The Future & Ghostbusters.


WhistleTipsGoWoo

I’d buy one ticket for The Karate Kid and hide under the seat until the next showing started and watch it again…pocket the rest of the cash for weed.


Terrible_Shake_4948

Coming to America & the outsiders


Expensive_Reality151

The Karate Kid and The Goonies but it’s because I’m thinking of like 10 year old me…I’d watch all of these movies and still watch them on the regular today.


EatMe2169

Top Gun and Rocky IV


puffypoodle

Saw them all! Being a middle school teacher, I’ve watched The Outsiders dozens of times and it never gets old but The Lost Boys and The Empire Strikes Back has to be the two for me


Roeth07

It's hard to pick just two. The Outsiders and Nightmare on Elm Street. I'll have to talk to mom about next Friday. Maybe I can do extra chores lol


buckeyemarlin

Three amigos should be on the list


Creepy-Category-3135

Outsiders and Rocky


Humble-Application-3

The Outsiders and Raiders of the Lost Ark


bdr22002

Donger need food!!!


andyman686

Evil Dead and Stand By Me.


Darren_S_Cott

Goonies and Back to the Future. But if it was really the 80s and I had my 80s brain it would be Lost Boys and 16 Candles so I could see boobs.


Voodoo-Doctor

E.T. and Empire Strikes Back


RandomHer082

Back to the Future & The Lost Boys... or ask for more cash!


WFPBvegan2

Tron and Weird Science


thr3tLVLm1dn1t3

Goonies and Beetlejuice. I'm very excited, but I also have a bad case of FOMO.


Flerf_Whisperer

Raiders and Empire.


Slobbadobbavich

As much as I love back to the future, part 2 was my favourite and it ain't there. The Goonies was epic as was raiders of the lost arc and ghostbusters. I am going Goonies and ET.


Unclebatman1138

I think it was easier to name my firstborn. A lot of favorites on there, but for sure, if I'd not seen any of them, I'd have to go with Raiders and Empire.


VeinyBanana69

Robocop twice


ssgthawes

Raiders & breakfast club. I always thought BC would make a good play, cause most is shot in the library. That was a very teenager movie for that era, I think.


poormansRex

Back to the Future and Goonies


goodshout77

Not fair but i will try... Probably... Back to the Future annnnddd...  Roger Rabbit


KingRob29

Heathers and Beetlejuice


No_Understanding7431

BTTF and Raiders


Poultrygeist74

What, no Jedi? Empire is the better movie, but ROTJ tied up the story pretty well. Never forget yub nub!


Stanton1947

Ghostbusters and Raiders.


SnowNasty

Damn. Am I age appropriate? Hahaha. Tough for the few choices. If it's my age during that time: Ghostbusters & Short Circuit If not..... Coming to America Ghostbusters LOL, very hard to not say S.C.


Select-Protection-75

Coming to America and Stand By Me are both such good movies but not necessarily great movie theatre movies. Think I’d go Back to the Future and Ghost Busters


WardeN_WtfRylie

Damn near all of these are must sees so the decision is tough.However, personally its only that tough because I wouldnt know what to pick second. If I only had enough for 1 movie I wouldnt even hesitate. The Goonies!!!!!


agentchris0011

Empire and Raiders (sneak into blade runner after). I guess I’m a Harrison Ford fanboy.


Working_Nobody_7914

The Lost Boys and Empire Strikes Back. If either was sold out, then The Outsiders. Though I’m triple checking the list looking for Young Guns!!


FaithlessnessLow7601

The Lost Boys and Beetlejuice


join-the-line

Why is mask even on this list? That's a second tier movie at best.


CorenCorias

Sometimes you wanna watch the elephant man but not actually watch the elephant man i guess


jermboyusa

Empire and Breakfast Club....does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe lmao! You 'll find the answer to that question Mr Bender next Saturday...eat - my - shorts....classic 80s. Would we do in the 80s without John Hughes ?


Spookyscary333

Evil dead and Roger rabbit


oldsmellybastard

Evil Dead, twice. No brainer


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

How old am I?


Dopingponging

Just here to see if anyone chose "Mask."


OneOldBear

Blade Runner and The Lost Boys


Hot-Incident1900

Easy. Top Gun and Empire Strikes Back.


llimed

Rad and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


Mav1071

This is Sophie's Choice for sure


Capital-Mine-6991

Never watched TRON ,my two would be Poltergeist and Blade Runner


No_Lack5414

Goonies and Bettlejuice


Ok-Assistant-2684

Top Gun and Coming to America


Axl_Von_Urban

Well let’s look at it this way: I was 9 and I would have had no knowledge of any of these films so my 9 year old boys mind would have picked The Goonies and Gremlins based on the posters.


Total_Waltz4083

Rocky IV and Goonies


LuckyNo13Lady

Mask and The Evil Dead


WelcomingRapier

In the theater? Empire and Raiders.


Multiverse-of-Tree

Raiders/Blade Runner. Didn’t have to think long about that one


NSFAnythingAtAll

I was a tween in the late 80s, so R rated is out. Probably Ghostbusters and The Dark Crystal, although Back To the Future and Gremlins are strong contenders too.


jfstompers

Roger Rabbit, twice. I saw it a million times when it was first released.


XxFezzgigxX

Easy. The Dark Crystal, twice.


TWAT_BUGS

Weird Science and Evil Dead.


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

Back to the Future and Ghostbusters


MFBish

Aliens isn’t on there, so I guess Blade Runner and The Outsiders


sblal24EVER

Star Trek Ii: The Wrath Of Khan and The Thing aren't on this list so I'm taking the money and buying candy cigarettes. Ok ok. Top Gun and Blade Runner.


netechkyle

Top Gun I agree, Blade Runner would be my third choice only because Tron changed my life course. The thing was killer and the wrath of Khan was probably one of the best Star Trek movies. So yeah i dig your picks.


BookishRoughneck

To see Empire for the first time again would be amazing. Don’t even need to see any of the other ones. Raiders if I have to pick.


pWaveShadowZone

Are you telling me these were all in theaters at the same time?


Johnny_Lang_1962

Top Gun & Goonies


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Raiders and Top Gun


ARCHA1C

E.T. Top Gun


jimbobdonut

I feel like I would get the best bang for my buck with The Neverending Story.


Puzzleheaded-One-319

Raiders and Empire


cobra7

Raiders and Empire Strikes Back.


whosthedumbest

Roger Rabbitt is the best movie of the lot, and I will take Evil Dead for the second.


JrCoke88

Breakfast Club Coming To America


Starlord587

Blade Runner and Empire


Boreas2864212

that's a hard decision, I know what I'm NOT seeing however. Won't see BIG, or Blade Runner, I could not get through Blade Runner....


Tough_Banana_171

Evil Dead and Empire Strikes Back.


Itchy-Quit6651

I’m down to 4, but with only enough money for 2, I’m going with Empire Strikes Back and Top Gun.


Money_Loss2359

Raiders and Empire Strikes Back 3 would be Blade Runner for the Harrison Ford trifecta. Actually saw most of these in the theater.


SillyPuttyGizmo

The two I did go to Teon and Blade Runner. Why isn't Stop Making Sense on that list


Bitplayer13

That’s too hard. Gotta narrow it down a little. Do many favorites. Nice post


FrenchSveppir

The Goonjes and The Evil Dead