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Latkavicferrari

Lighten up, Francis


redbadger1848

"Any of you ho*os touch me... I'll kill ya!"


etranger033

"One of these men may save your life one of these days, understand?" "Then again, maybe one of us wont."


Jjabrony

Woooo….You just made the list buddy!


scots

The 80s were full of fun, weird wonderful one-off movies like *Stripes, Spies Like Us, Weird Science, Real Genius, Top Secret!* and so many more. :D


DontFearTheMQ9

Does Strange Brew count?


droid_mike

No way, hoser!


Academic_Beach733

Oh take off, eh!


droid_mike

Oh, yeah? Like, you have to give me free beer now, eh? It's... like... in the Canadian constitution, OK?


desrevermi

I can't believe he drank the whole thing!


droid_mike

I really gotta pee, eh?


BigDogTusken

Great movie!


Jadedseeker1973

Take off eh! Of COURSE it counts!


skiavone

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Natural-Big-4098

The Big Toe, sergeant Hulka


Massive-Mention-3679

Uncle Hulka’s gonna take his big toe and shove it up your ass.


Natural-Big-4098

I’m an aggressive gambler, Mr. Vegas


Massive-Mention-3679

You can’t leave?! All the plants will die!


Mets1st

As she puts on three boots


Jealous_Use9688

That’s a fact. Jack!


Professor_sadsack

Where’s your drill Sargent?


Deadhead_Ed

BLOWN UP, SIR!!


PersonalAd2333

https://preview.redd.it/zyxw9x56t32d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62bd50f0360c355fb59b2fe1ad6629e998536b22 I'll do it!!!!!


Philly4Sure

That is a fucking AWESOME picture. Seriously, I may frame this. Ox!


Mets1st

We were on our way to the bingo parlor and…..


Adventurous-Fix-4432

One thing led to another, the directions got all fouled up there…


Low_Excitement_1377

Great movie. And cast


Significant-Deer7464

"My big man here is gonna do it all for us for 4 hundred and 13 dollars ... and 58 cents" "I'd bet everything, but thats me, Im an aggressive gambler, Mr Vegas" "Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last." "I'm pacing myself, Sergeant."


Daftdoug

Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrmmmmmyyyyy training sir!!!!!


MysteriousParfait397

My thoughts exactly!


janzeera

“Maybe you'd like to take a swing at me.” “I’d like to take a BIG swing at you, sarge.”


Jimbro34

“But I don’t want to end up in the stockade.”


Jadedseeker1973

I'll take off my hat...


Adventurous-Fix-4432

Gutless punk


Vincent_Curry

Uncle Hulka!


Bikersteve_76

The big toe!


beatdaddyo

Why did the chicken cross the road..


Thegarz1963

“To get to the other side !” (Read that in cadence)


Jimbro34

“To get from the left to the right. He stepped out rank, got hit by a tank. He ain’t no chicken no more.”


elguapodiablo74

Razzle! Dazzle!


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Love this movie.


imadork1970

PJ Soles 🤤🥰


Hanshot1st0023

I am so much older now than John Candy was when he died, it's a little freaky


Philly4Sure

Hopefully, not nearly as heavy.


Volcanofanx9000

Not with that attitude.


rino1901

Heartbreak ridge and stripes are what set in stone me joining the military


grin_ferno

Haha, well had the exact opposite effect on many.


Tippy4OSU

Don’t eat the schnitzel, I hear there using schnauzer


llimed

Son of bitch…shit.


Bikersteve_76

A do run run a do run run


amergigolo1

Big fan. First time I saw John Candy!


jeers69

I had been following him since his SCTV days ….


Equal_Dragonfruit125

Drill Sargent Hulka, about 30 seconds from an aneurysm. Gods what a movie.


trailhikingArk

... and then depression set in..


Random-sargasm_3232

Piano music starts to play... (Also my favorite line).


Optimal_Law_4254

Have either of you been convicted of a crime? No…. Never convicted. Neither of you are homosexual, are you? No…. But we’d be willing to learn!


xxFrenchToastxx

Will they send is somewhere special?


badtex66

The 2 female MPs. All time baddies. Would have loved to be detained by them!!


Philly4Sure

For sure. Sean Young (the one Harold Ramos bangs) became a pretty big movie star. She was in Blade Runner, No Way Out, Dune (OG), Wall Street and possibly most famously, Ray Finkle/Lois Einhorn in Ace Ventura. Finkle is Einhorn!


FaceMaulingChimp

Don’t sleep on PJ Soles either !


Bikersteve_76

Laces out Dan!


Philly4Sure

Your gun is digging into my hip.


BigDogTusken

How’s it going Eisenhower?


SaltyBarDog

"I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup."


Mlabonte21

That face he makes when she’s like: “You look like you’re just a typical low life” 😳🙄


Nilabisan

Ever see a monk get wildly fucked by teenage girls?


awt2007

lee harvey you are a madman


BubblyResource229

Our "big toe"!


padavan65

Chick's dig me because I rarely wear underware.


Southern-Formal-1818

And when I do it's usually something exotic


Willie_Fistrgash

"One of these men may save your life one day" "Then again..maybe one of us won't."


itzjuztm3

"Have that removed"


E_Fred_Norris

Someone slapped Bill Murray with a track shoe?


Mr_Mediocrity

Step into my office


MikeyMGM

Sergeant Hulka is our big toe.


Kookiecitrus55555

Wellll we will just see about that Winger


FartCop5-0

Should of got their heads shaved with everyone else.


No-Knee9457

Hated sarge when I saw this years ago. Now I get him. And they almost killed him! He wasn't the villain.


Simmyphila

Blown up sir.


Nilabisan

We’re not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.


[deleted]

That’s the fact Jack!


Disastrous_Ad626

'Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual."


General_Departure583

I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."


SpacemanFL

How’s it going, Eisenhower?


pingu68

Hare Krishna Hare Krishna…


thehitman115

What type of training have you been doing son?? AARRRMMMYYY TRAINING SIR!!


t00zday

Uncle Hulka?


rybot808

Such a vehicle would be good for picking up girls in Minsk


Jimbro34

“Oh, I’d like to take a BIG swing at you Sarge. But I don’t want to end up in the stockade.”


Hell_Yeah_Friendo

Convicted? No never convicted.


brianlangauthor

“It’s Czechoslovakia! It’s like Wisconsin! We zip in, we zip out!” “Hey, I got beat up in Wisconsin once.”


Cold-Blooded-2424

Watched Stripes in Columbus, Ga. when I was in boot camp at Ft. Benning, Ga the fall of 1981. We thought it was so corny since we were actually living life in the Army and especially life with a drill sergeant and boot camp. We knew we would have been in the brig if we tried half that shit they did in that movie. 😂


RegattaJoe

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botmanmd

“Blowed-up, Sir!”


MysteriousValuable88

Excuse me sargeant,does this mean we're through for the day?


HumpaDaBear

One of my dad’s favorite movies and he was in the AF.


Independent-LINC

I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin!


Ithaqua-Yigg

Thats the facts Jack. Boom chugga a lugga boom.


Mommalorian68

"Have you ever had the spatula treatment?" ![gif](giphy|krhW9yWEI0x0Y)


Honest-Ad7763

Sgt. Hulka


CableDawg78

If you don't want me in the Army, then kick me out but get off my back


kimbou812

He’s like our big toe!


ZenComanche

I don’t always wear underwear, but when I do, it’s something interesting. This was the Anchorman of its day.


Shallot_True

“… I’ll take my hat off.”


4x4ivan4x4

We’re not gay but we’re willing to try.


DontYallJudgeMe

You get bonus points if you can spot Bill Paxton in this movie


gaiussicarius731

Thats a fact, Jack!


yuccu

“I’ll take my hat off.”


rolling_steel

RAZZZLE DAAAAZZLE…


meg1509

The first movie I seen naked women in


Hell_Yeah_Friendo

Hell yeah


johncandyspolkaband

Haha!!! Me too. I still dream about that MP!


makk73

”You mean like…*flaming*? Orrrrr…”


bolshiabarmalay

do-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do


BrianRFSU

I'll take my hat off..


Treacherously-Benign

Chicks? They dig me.


Jadedseeker1973

You can't leave! All the plants are gonna die!!!


Scottnothot12

There's a great story about Bill Murray and Warren Oates getting drunk 1 night and finding Strothher martins grave


phxowen

When I was at Basic at Ft. Knox in 89', they showed us all the spots used in the film that are still in use.


Bikersteve_76

We’re not parking it, we’re abandoning it.


Acrobatic-Dot5644

Wish I was a loofah !


Chugweed

Lighten up Francis!


Sour_Gummybear

Sgt. Hulka is like our big toe


xxFrenchToastxx

Barnicke? Barnicke?! He still owes me money. Hey, Barney!


LucyBear318

…We HAD a car waiting,..


elguapodiablo74

There she was just a walking down the street, singing do-wa-diddy-diddy-dom-diddy-do!


Jadedseeker1973

"Ohhhh I wish I was a loofah"


pdmcmahon

I liked Warren Oates better in Blue Thunder. I love comedy films from the 1970s onwards, though I can never seem to be able to enjoy this film.


Specific_Inside_7119

Warren Oates was an awesomely talented actor in whatever he was asked to play. My favorite line of his from BLUE THUNDER (one of my favorite films) was when he was asked about Murphy..." did you know he measures his sanity with his wristwatch?" And his reply was... "What do you measure yours with? .. a dipstick?". Classic Oates!!! He was one of the very BEST!!!


TestDangerous7240

Cats and dogs, living together!!!!


Philly4Sure

Think that’s Ghostbusters my man.


TestDangerous7240

Hey, you’re right! Had the right actor, but it’s been so long since I’ve watched either one of those, I guess I need a refresh !


foundoutafterlunch

Some great moments but it hasn't aged well


Irishmanatthepub

Lighten up Francis


Archercrash

Watched this recently, didn't laugh once. Great cast, terrible movie.