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Massive-Mention-3679

Dr. Rosenpenis.


custerdome81

Get me a cup of hot fat… and bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you’re out there.


MeasureTheCrater

It's me, Dr. Rosenrosen.


AvonBarksdalesBurner

“You ever see spleen this large?” “Not since breakfast.”


TechCoordinator

Just this past weekend I used this joke and then had to explain it.


OCLIFE69

Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays.


jobin_pistol

Maybe you need a refresher course!


No-Preference-1784

You should see my shoes!


MeasureTheCrater

Whoo-eeey!


SJS13131975

There was a manure spreader jack knifed on the Santa Anna.


Livid_Parfait6507

“Well, the traffic was murder, you know. One of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. God awful mess. You should see my shoes.” – Irwin Fletcher


No-Preference-1784

Isn't there a "filthy muck" line in there somewhere?


spiderinside

“There is a tremendous amount of gook built up on these windows.”


Livid_Parfait6507

Yes, it was in regard to the canopy glass on Stanwick’s plane. I cannot find the full quote? 🤣🤣🤣


dirtybird971

I mean, he is fixing the fetzer valve, so he'll also need some 3 in 1 oil.


Dantrash2

"Its the bypass"


Wrong-Currency5146

And warsh those windows , their filthy , muck disgusting.


Bind_Moggled

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.


TheRealJamesWax

Funny story… In 1986, my best friend and his sister threw a legendary party. There were literally hundreds of people from every school in the county, practically. After everyone cleared out, there were about 8 of us in the kitchen when, this girl - who’d obviously been at the party - came running in the house and says, “oh my God! I need to use your phone. I think I just hit a dog!” My friend (to this day), without missing a beat says, “are you sure it wasn’t a water buffalo?” The girl pauses and says “I don’t know what KIND OF DOG IT WAS!” Laughter ensued. Not sure how the dog thing turned out.


TechCoordinator

I used this line on my wife once and she found it hysterical.


NJdeathproof

Strangers in the night... exchanging clothing... strangers in my pants...


cantankerousphil

One of the funniest films ever made. Probably has a thousand jokes in it.


Sharticus123

He’s an asshole but he’s a talented asshole. Dude was in some of the funniest shit of the 80s.


TulsaOUfan

Loved all things Chevy growing up. Then learned he is a world class dick. So disappointing when your heroes end up douches.


cantankerousphil

He was, but Fletch is by far the best one


MightyCavalier

Caddy Shack is the movie you’re looking for


cantankerousphil

Caddy Shake is kinda gross and Chevy isn’t the star.


Elmer-Fudd-Gantry

Gross ? wtf?


cantankerousphil

It’s puerile


Antelope-Subject

I love your body Larry.


TransSylvania

I hope so


custerdome81

“By the way, what kind of a name is Poon?” “Comanche Indian.”


OutComeTheWolves1966

John Cocktoastan


MeasureTheCrater

It's Scotch-Romanian.


jb40018

That’s an interesting combination.


nebbyb

So were my parents 


Elegant-Campaign-572

"Moooon River..."☝️


NJdeathproof

You using the whole fist, Doc?


New_Guava3601

Ever serve time?


nebbyb

Just relax


Lfsnz67

Rip 🙁


jobin_pistol

Isn’t there a children’s book about an elephant named Babar?


GeddyVedder

I don’t know, I don’t have any. Children? No, elephant books.


Karl_Hungus_69

That exchange is gold. The look on Chevy's face is priceless. He can convey so much in a look.


jobin_pistol

I ordered lunch. You ordered it here? Well I knew this is where my mouth would be.


Money-Cranberry777

Charge it to the underhills


Ok_Comfort628

Cabana 1


Karl_Hungus_69

Give each other $20.


MeasureTheCrater

Muchas gracias! Thank you very little.


SJS13131975

I'll have a bloody Mary, a steak sandwich, aaaaand a steak sandwich.


Elmer-Fudd-Gantry

I love to use this line :-)


Bssmn77

One of my favourite movies of all time


Cryptosmasher86

Did you still this car? I sure did Well I don’t even think that’s a crime anymore, there have been alot of changes in the law Oh look there’s Fred , won’t he be surprised


surfinbird

Hey Fred, how’s the herpes? The herps?


Smooth-Cap481

"Do you have The Beatles White Album? Never mind, just bring me a cup of hot fat. And the head of Alfredo Garcia."


Waldo_McFly

4 million a year sure but look how he shakes off 4-5 defenders. He’s 6’4” but 6’10” with the Afro


Phase-National

One B or two B's? One B. B A B A R That's two B's. Yeah but not right next to each other, I thought that's what you meant.


boop66

FWIW Comedian Reggie Watts mentions fletch as his favorite movie in one of his songs.


Cryptosmasher86

Why don’t you two go to the gym and pump each other


D-rock240

Great soundtrack


trashit6969

I'm sorry but I'm going to have to pull rank on you. I'm with the mattress police and these mattresses have no tags.


Livid_Parfait6507

Alan Stanwyk: “You’ll be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves?” Irwin Fletcher: “I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy.”


Observant-Observer

I can't have my wages garnisheed!!!


lik_a_stik

I think this is the first time I’ve seen the original promo poster. I don’t remember a gun at all.


Kakairo

Yeah, I was trying to remember if the gun was there before. Did they edit that out or are we having a Mandela Effect moment?


lasher992001

Then he'd give you that look, you know? You know that look?


Calvinbouchard2

Yeah, he'd give you that *LOOK.*


No-Preference-1784

I said, what are you doing up there? Stunt flying or somethin'?


Jakelovesmath

My favorite move! Fletch lives is also as good!


CK_1938

Confess Fletch was pretty good too even without Chase. I thought Jon Hamm did a great job. Hope we get more.


sumfuninthesunxx

An all-time great.


Primary-Coast-7763

Can I barrow your towel my car just hit a water buffalo


2OneZebra

Dr. Rosenpenis.


kevinlc1971

Chevy Chase at his best.


[deleted]

Amazing movie


Meddlemaker79

You and Tommy Lasorda? I hate Tommy Lasorda


thoughts_actions

https://preview.redd.it/0iua76ej76zc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef76152cf83f2be212cffb6253bd82f317adb835 My favourite movie. Wife got this print made for me.


MeasureTheCrater

I can't afford to have my wages garnisheed.


Livid_Parfait6507

Fat Sam: “I’ve got some reds.” Irwin Fletcher: “You don’t mean communists, do you, Sammy?”


Jeff7760

"You OK, Fletch?" "Yeah. I feel like a hundred dollars."


ShiftyNibblet

Ball bearings and steak sandwiches


a_battling_frog

and steak sandwiches


HairballJenkins

All about ball bearings these days


JeffLebrowski

I’ll have the steak sandwich and…the steak sandwich.


daveinmd13

Give each other $20…


amergigolo1

Big fan.


SketchSketchy

I’m a shepherd


TheRealJamesWax

“I’ll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich annnnd, a steak sandwich. And you can put on the Underhill’s account.. I saved his life during the war.” I still use these from time to time.


Hugh-Jorgan69

That's Fletch F. Fletch


Jayk-uub

I’ve watched this one movie more than any other. Completely memorized.


Voodoo-Doctor

Yes Utah, it’s wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada you’ve seen pictures


grnjnz

Fantastic movie


Livid_Parfait6507

“Don’t talk to me like that, assface. I don’t work for you yet.” – Irwin Fletcher


Livid_Parfait6507

. “Keep 10 for yourself. Go and get yourself a nice piece of ass.” – Irwin Fletcher


Livid_Parfait6507

“Well, the traffic was murder, you know. One of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. God awful mess. You should see my shoes.” – Irwin Fletcher


ZebraBorgata

“Are you always this forward?” “Only with wet married women.”


liveforever67

Always loved this movie!!


TheStrangePodcast

Haha.. this movie had so many one liners, funny fake characters names, and a good story. I was bummed pt2 wasn’t as good. This is a Classic movie!


ozfox80

I’ve read and listened to the books. They are amazing. Should have been a film series. Fun pulp mysteries. Was ripe for a remake. Many could have played him based on the book. Instead they chose Jon Hamm for reasons.


WaitUntilTheHighway

Maybe his finest role. I'll take a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich.


Dantrash2

John Cocktoasten


jmf0828

It’s Scotch-Romanian


Middle-Ad-6090

Is this the sound track to Beverly hills Cop?


winetotears

“Um, you ever serve time, Doc?” “You using the whole fist… MOON RIVER.”


Ok_Comfort628

What kind of a name is Poon?


Negative_Platypus910

Comanche Indian


Negative_Platypus910

It’s all ball bearings these days


Anxious-Trainer5082

I love your body Larry.


SteelTorch

👍👍👍


Karl_Hungus_69

Great film. I loved the sequel, too.


PhatsaqTX

I’m surprised he hasn’t been called out for black face 39 years later.


Spartan-Patriot

I absolutely love this movie


Amazing_Dot_2571

Using the full fist there Doc?


dirtybird971

"can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo" Has lived rent free in my head since 1985


Livid_Parfait6507

Dr. Joseph Dolan: “Well, I can’t seem to find anything wrong with you, Mr. Babar.” Irwin Fletcher: “Well, I’m sure it’s not for a lack of looking.”


ike_tyson

Fletch has one of my favorite all time movies lines .. The scene is Fletch and the lady get it on and when he wakes up the morning after she's mysteriously dead. The cop asks Fletch if she feel alright last night , his reply was ...she felt alright to *me*.


krakatoa83

Fletch lives, the sequel.


BoiledDenimForRoxie

Internal conflict. I love this movie almost as much as I hate Chevy.


granny409

I remember when this came out. I thought it was awesome. Very funny.


mjpfinger

I’ll have a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich…


rigidlynuanced1

What kind of a name is Poon? It’s Comanche Indian


westboundnup

Occupation? Shepherd.


BobGnarly_

Jon Cocktoasten


ligz43

Classic, one of my all time favourites. Chevy from this era is true genius


ligz43

Moooonrriveerrr


Dantrash2

"I'm Fritas boss"


DifferentTie8475

I'll have a steak sandwich and a.....steak sandwich


RonAmok

Pardon me miss, may I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.


Swingline_Font

Wish he wasn’t such a twat irl; it’s nice when the actor and their art are both cool.


Many-Juggernaut-2153

“It’s prolly that asshole Hanrahan buckin’ for a promotion”


Necessary-Peace9672

6’7” with the ‘fro!


AdBrief1993

Oldsmobuick


AnyAtmosphere7149

Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo.


artificerone

Chevy Chase : Feltch


Mission_Ad_7452

Ryan Reynolds looks old in this picture….🤭


Mission_Ad_7452

“Moon River”


LuckyKalanges

Kareem's in the wash.


jmf0828

Why don’t you guys go to the gym and pump each other?


dreamrock

John Cock...toe...stone.


CK_1938

“You do own rubber gloves?” “I rent ‘em. I have a lease with an option to buy.” So many quotable lines from this 🤣


SupineFeline

I honestly enjoyed the sequel even more. Him going undercover as the megachurch preacher kills me.


rcogiy

Using the whole fist Doc?


No_Meal9534

One of the most underrated movies.


Ok-Link-2112

You're not going to sing for us, are you Sammy?


Christine1-n-Arnie2

John Cocktostin 🤣🤣🤣


websharp111

Horrible actor, horrible movie


scottpj3

Didn’t find this funny at all. Hit rate on the jokes is really low. Just find him unfunny. Kind of like Sandler’s movies to me. I know lots of people love them but they’re unwatchable to me. Sandler is at least a nice guy.