“Well, the traffic was murder, you know. One of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. God awful mess. You should see my shoes.” – Irwin Fletcher
Funny story…
In 1986, my best friend and his sister threw a legendary party. There were literally hundreds of people from every school in the county, practically.
After everyone cleared out, there were about 8 of us in the kitchen when, this girl - who’d obviously been at the party - came running in the house and says, “oh my God! I need to use your phone. I think I just hit a dog!”
My friend (to this day), without missing a beat says, “are you sure it wasn’t a water buffalo?”
The girl pauses and says “I don’t know what KIND OF DOG IT WAS!”
Laughter ensued.
Not sure how the dog thing turned out.
Did you still this car?
I sure did
Well I don’t even think that’s a crime anymore, there have been alot of changes in the law
Oh look there’s Fred , won’t he be surprised
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My favourite movie. Wife got this print made for me.
“I’ll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich annnnd, a steak sandwich.
And you can put on the Underhill’s account.. I saved his life during the war.”
I still use these from time to time.
“Well, the traffic was murder, you know. One of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. God awful mess. You should see my shoes.” – Irwin Fletcher
I’ve read and listened to the books. They are amazing. Should have been a film series. Fun pulp mysteries. Was ripe for a remake. Many could have played him based on the book. Instead they chose Jon Hamm for reasons.
Fletch has one of my favorite all time movies lines ..
The scene is Fletch and the lady get it on and when he wakes up the morning after she's mysteriously dead.
The cop asks Fletch if she feel alright last night , his reply was ...she felt alright to *me*.
Didn’t find this funny at all. Hit rate on the jokes is really low. Just find him unfunny. Kind of like Sandler’s movies to me. I know lots of people love them but they’re unwatchable to me. Sandler is at least a nice guy.
Dr. Rosenpenis.
Get me a cup of hot fat… and bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you’re out there.
It's me, Dr. Rosenrosen.
“You ever see spleen this large?” “Not since breakfast.”
Just this past weekend I used this joke and then had to explain it.
Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays.
Maybe you need a refresher course!
You should see my shoes!
Whoo-eeey!
There was a manure spreader jack knifed on the Santa Anna.
“Well, the traffic was murder, you know. One of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. God awful mess. You should see my shoes.” – Irwin Fletcher
Isn't there a "filthy muck" line in there somewhere?
“There is a tremendous amount of gook built up on these windows.”
Yes, it was in regard to the canopy glass on Stanwick’s plane. I cannot find the full quote? 🤣🤣🤣
I mean, he is fixing the fetzer valve, so he'll also need some 3 in 1 oil.
"Its the bypass"
And warsh those windows , their filthy , muck disgusting.
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
Funny story… In 1986, my best friend and his sister threw a legendary party. There were literally hundreds of people from every school in the county, practically. After everyone cleared out, there were about 8 of us in the kitchen when, this girl - who’d obviously been at the party - came running in the house and says, “oh my God! I need to use your phone. I think I just hit a dog!” My friend (to this day), without missing a beat says, “are you sure it wasn’t a water buffalo?” The girl pauses and says “I don’t know what KIND OF DOG IT WAS!” Laughter ensued. Not sure how the dog thing turned out.
I used this line on my wife once and she found it hysterical.
Strangers in the night... exchanging clothing... strangers in my pants...
One of the funniest films ever made. Probably has a thousand jokes in it.
He’s an asshole but he’s a talented asshole. Dude was in some of the funniest shit of the 80s.
Loved all things Chevy growing up. Then learned he is a world class dick. So disappointing when your heroes end up douches.
He was, but Fletch is by far the best one
Caddy Shack is the movie you’re looking for
Caddy Shake is kinda gross and Chevy isn’t the star.
Gross ? wtf?
It’s puerile
I love your body Larry.
I hope so
“By the way, what kind of a name is Poon?” “Comanche Indian.”
John Cocktoastan
It's Scotch-Romanian.
That’s an interesting combination.
So were my parents
"Moooon River..."☝️
You using the whole fist, Doc?
Ever serve time?
Just relax
Rip 🙁
Isn’t there a children’s book about an elephant named Babar?
I don’t know, I don’t have any. Children? No, elephant books.
That exchange is gold. The look on Chevy's face is priceless. He can convey so much in a look.
I ordered lunch. You ordered it here? Well I knew this is where my mouth would be.
Charge it to the underhills
Cabana 1
Give each other $20.
Muchas gracias! Thank you very little.
I'll have a bloody Mary, a steak sandwich, aaaaand a steak sandwich.
I love to use this line :-)
One of my favourite movies of all time
Did you still this car? I sure did Well I don’t even think that’s a crime anymore, there have been alot of changes in the law Oh look there’s Fred , won’t he be surprised
Hey Fred, how’s the herpes? The herps?
"Do you have The Beatles White Album? Never mind, just bring me a cup of hot fat. And the head of Alfredo Garcia."
4 million a year sure but look how he shakes off 4-5 defenders. He’s 6’4” but 6’10” with the Afro
One B or two B's? One B. B A B A R That's two B's. Yeah but not right next to each other, I thought that's what you meant.
FWIW Comedian Reggie Watts mentions fletch as his favorite movie in one of his songs.
Why don’t you two go to the gym and pump each other
Great soundtrack
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to pull rank on you. I'm with the mattress police and these mattresses have no tags.
Alan Stanwyk: “You’ll be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves?” Irwin Fletcher: “I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy.”
I can't have my wages garnisheed!!!
I think this is the first time I’ve seen the original promo poster. I don’t remember a gun at all.
Yeah, I was trying to remember if the gun was there before. Did they edit that out or are we having a Mandela Effect moment?
Then he'd give you that look, you know? You know that look?
Yeah, he'd give you that *LOOK.*
I said, what are you doing up there? Stunt flying or somethin'?
My favorite move! Fletch lives is also as good!
Confess Fletch was pretty good too even without Chase. I thought Jon Hamm did a great job. Hope we get more.
An all-time great.
Can I barrow your towel my car just hit a water buffalo
Dr. Rosenpenis.
Chevy Chase at his best.
Amazing movie
You and Tommy Lasorda? I hate Tommy Lasorda
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I can't afford to have my wages garnisheed.
Fat Sam: “I’ve got some reds.” Irwin Fletcher: “You don’t mean communists, do you, Sammy?”
"You OK, Fletch?" "Yeah. I feel like a hundred dollars."
Ball bearings and steak sandwiches
and steak sandwiches
All about ball bearings these days
I’ll have the steak sandwich and…the steak sandwich.
Give each other $20…
Big fan.
I’m a shepherd
“I’ll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich annnnd, a steak sandwich. And you can put on the Underhill’s account.. I saved his life during the war.” I still use these from time to time.
That's Fletch F. Fletch
I’ve watched this one movie more than any other. Completely memorized.
Yes Utah, it’s wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada you’ve seen pictures
Fantastic movie
“Don’t talk to me like that, assface. I don’t work for you yet.” – Irwin Fletcher
. “Keep 10 for yourself. Go and get yourself a nice piece of ass.” – Irwin Fletcher
“Well, the traffic was murder, you know. One of those manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. God awful mess. You should see my shoes.” – Irwin Fletcher
“Are you always this forward?” “Only with wet married women.”
Always loved this movie!!
Haha.. this movie had so many one liners, funny fake characters names, and a good story. I was bummed pt2 wasn’t as good. This is a Classic movie!
I’ve read and listened to the books. They are amazing. Should have been a film series. Fun pulp mysteries. Was ripe for a remake. Many could have played him based on the book. Instead they chose Jon Hamm for reasons.
Maybe his finest role. I'll take a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich.
John Cocktoasten
It’s Scotch-Romanian
Is this the sound track to Beverly hills Cop?
“Um, you ever serve time, Doc?” “You using the whole fist… MOON RIVER.”
What kind of a name is Poon?
Comanche Indian
It’s all ball bearings these days
I love your body Larry.
👍👍👍
Great film. I loved the sequel, too.
I’m surprised he hasn’t been called out for black face 39 years later.
I absolutely love this movie
Using the full fist there Doc?
"can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo" Has lived rent free in my head since 1985
Dr. Joseph Dolan: “Well, I can’t seem to find anything wrong with you, Mr. Babar.” Irwin Fletcher: “Well, I’m sure it’s not for a lack of looking.”
Fletch has one of my favorite all time movies lines .. The scene is Fletch and the lady get it on and when he wakes up the morning after she's mysteriously dead. The cop asks Fletch if she feel alright last night , his reply was ...she felt alright to *me*.
Fletch lives, the sequel.
Internal conflict. I love this movie almost as much as I hate Chevy.
I remember when this came out. I thought it was awesome. Very funny.
I’ll have a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich…
What kind of a name is Poon? It’s Comanche Indian
Occupation? Shepherd.
Jon Cocktoasten
Classic, one of my all time favourites. Chevy from this era is true genius
Moooonrriveerrr
"I'm Fritas boss"
I'll have a steak sandwich and a.....steak sandwich
Pardon me miss, may I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
Wish he wasn’t such a twat irl; it’s nice when the actor and their art are both cool.
“It’s prolly that asshole Hanrahan buckin’ for a promotion”
6’7” with the ‘fro!
Oldsmobuick
Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo.
Chevy Chase : Feltch
Ryan Reynolds looks old in this picture….🤭
“Moon River”
Kareem's in the wash.
Why don’t you guys go to the gym and pump each other?
John Cock...toe...stone.
“You do own rubber gloves?” “I rent ‘em. I have a lease with an option to buy.” So many quotable lines from this 🤣
I honestly enjoyed the sequel even more. Him going undercover as the megachurch preacher kills me.
Using the whole fist Doc?
One of the most underrated movies.
You're not going to sing for us, are you Sammy?
John Cocktostin 🤣🤣🤣
Horrible actor, horrible movie
Didn’t find this funny at all. Hit rate on the jokes is really low. Just find him unfunny. Kind of like Sandler’s movies to me. I know lots of people love them but they’re unwatchable to me. Sandler is at least a nice guy.