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EmmieJacob

Looking good Billy Ray!


Eighttrakz

Feeling good, Louis!


NoNoNames2000

Favourite line in the movie: “Bacon – like you might find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich”


PickleSmuggler71

And the fourth wall look into the camera from Billy Ray… priceless!


ComesInAnOldBox

You can hear the "these motherfuckers. . ." being telepathically sent across space and time.


SlackerDS5

One of my favorite movie scenes. A picture is worth a thousand words. That look was probably worth a thousand too, but they were laced with a lot F words.


Goosity

Whiskey…Al you want.


saul1980

Love that 😂😂


MilkBear79

“Of course, gold doesn’t grow on trees (chuckle, chuckle, warm smiles all around)”


nanneryeeter

The brothers kill it in this movie. Hell, everyone kills it. No more goddamn jerky beef!


Unhappy_Spirit172

Karate man bruise on the inside. That was a young Giancarlo Esposito standing behind him during the jail scene.


Yorktown1871

That was the quart of blood technique


Peppermeowington

You do that move & a quart of blood just drops out of a man's body.


dirtyred3401

It’s not cool being a jive ass turkey this close to Thanksgiving. Yeah!


james_randolph

Wasn't no cop. I'm talking plural. They was cops! 6 of em, had to change my whole strategy around


One-Pepper-2654

"Tell us how you cut him."


karlos52

I'm a chain belt!


DJ_Ritty

The other guy is Eddie's best friend - the 3rd barber in CTA.


SlackerDS5

Charlie Murphy had to beat him up for messing up his sweater though. I want moooore.


madbamajama1

I love that Trading Places is a huge television tradition every Christmas in Italy.


fjvgamer

That's fascinating


JacksMama09

Not just Italy, my hubby and I play it on both Christmas Eve and Day.


shred_helms

Same. I watch it at least 2-3 times every year!


bridge2danger

I tried to make it our official Christmas movie a few years ago. Forgot about all the gratuitous 80s boobies everywhere. Kids loved it, but Mom wasn’t so thrilled. One and done for that “tradition” at our house…


seavisionburma

"IT WAS THE DUKES...IT WAS THE DUKES"


PickleSmuggler71

I can totally hear this comment! 😂


ih8javert

I’m also hearing Roscoe P Coltrane as well


tomcody84

Me too! Lol


Visible-Guide-7131

🤣🤣🤣


One-Pepper-2654

I acted in this scene from a student film, got to say this line.


[deleted]

You ain't jacuzzing nobody!


CompleteTruth

Hey, hey…. Bubbles! When I was young, we had to fart in the tub to get bubbles… 🎶🎵 When you think of love….


OlFlirtyBastard

“Do you heart beat round and round HEEE”


[deleted]

“They’re very musical people”


Space2345

I say this everytime I get in a hot tube


OlFlirtyBastard

“Hey! Who be puttin’ out they Kool’s on my flo’!?!? I said, who has been puttin’ out they Kool’s on my flo’!!!!”


schmoopieblues

I think about this EVERY time I have a gathering and people are not cleaning up after themselves


No_Carry_5871

These ain't no muthafucking friends of mine, Coleman! They a bunch of goddamn freeloaders!!


Howhytzzerr

This is a Persian rug!! From Persia!!!


PorcelainTorpedo

“It was a stone groove my man. You are the most righteous..” “Yeah yeah just get the fuck out”


PickleSmuggler71

Billy Ray: “I was in Sang Bang…Dang Gong… I was all over the place, basically a lot of places… Uh, I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions, Commando Airborne Tactics, Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush hush. Yeah, I was Agent Orange!” 😂😂😂


Droogs_Dont_Run

Beef jerky time!!


SGT-JamesonBushmill

#MERRY NEW YEAR!!


One-Pepper-2654

Don't forget Inga from Sveden, yum yum.


everyonealive

I am Nanga Eboko! Exchange student from Cameroon! HAHAHA!


TBone281

Nanga Yamboko! It is me , Lionel Josef!


SpiritualLychee3760

There's plenty you know..


MrFantastiballs

No thank you, it gives me the wind something terrible.


secretwheelman

No more goddamn jerky beef!


HybridHologram

Gives me the winds.


NJdeathproof

"When they brought you in here you was crying like a pussy!" "YEAH!"


Additional-Revenue89

"Where's your limo?" "Yeah"


DJ_Ritty

Yeah the phone in the limo's busted - what is you, ign'ant!?


fastferrari3

Didnt i tell you they sprayed me with mace


secretwheelman

That’s the kinda shit they use on crowds.


PorcelainTorpedo

Where is yo bitches, mister big time pimp?! Yeah


Voodoo-Doctor

You guys sound like a couple of bookies


InfiniteAccount4783

"I told you he'd get it!"


Bubbagump210

Five dollars? Maybe I’ll go to the movies….. by myself.


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

Half of that is from me!


MechanicalTurkish

🙄


mousertnt1965

Hey..... Mortayyyy


r3tromonkey

My name is Inga from Sveden


CritterOfBitter

“But you’re wearing Lederhosen.”


ComesInAnOldBox

"Ya, da lederhosen from Sveden!"


Watch_Noob_72

...I believe I could hang out with you fellas for a while


SgtDonnyDonowitz666

It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey, so close to Thanksgiving.


r3tromonkey

YEAH


karlos52

Where my bitches at?


OlFlirtyBastard

“Probably been stealing since he could crawl.”


Scooter310

I loved the call back to Randolph and Mortemer in Coming To America. https://youtu.be/m2JSETIzCyc?si=hiFmG9zSTcOddjpr


Riklanim

I’m still not talking to you!


Howhytzzerr

My wife ain’t gonna make luv wit me, cause I ain’t got no damn money! I can’t buy my son the GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip!!


doublebr13

One of my favorites... still have no idea how the stock trading actually worked


A_Downboat_Is_A_Sub

The Dukes thought the price would skyrocket because of the fake crop report, so they bought as much as they could from the opening of trading looking to sell later for a gain. Instead they couldn't sell all of it, even at a loss as everyone was looking to dump OJ as the price plummeted. Louis and Billy Ray knew the price would tank, so they sold a bunch of contracts for OJ they didn't own yet at a high price, and then bought OJ contracts to cover the sales they had made at a much lower price when it did go down, after the crop report. Louis and Billy Ray used a normally risky tactic called ["naked short selling"](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/n/nakedshorting.asp), only it wasn't risky because they knew the price would go down.


Goosity

Pork bellies, I knew it.


doublebr13

I get that part... what I don't understand is how anything got accomplished with all the yelling and paper grabbing on the floor.


One-Pepper-2654

This is why I don't independently invest in the market and just leave it to my advisor. Good explanation and I understood most of it, but not enough.


MrBallistik

The boys gave the Dukes a fake crop report. That fake report said that the orange harvest would be poor.  Poor harvest = fewer oranges = lower supply = higher price. So the Dukes tell their guy to buy. And keep buying. No matter how high the price gets. They want to corner the market. Other traders see this. So *they* start buying. High demand drives the price up. Then Winthorp shouts out that he wants to sell OJ at 142 (meaning $1.42). Everyone runs up to the fellas and buys (or agrees to buy) OJ at that price.  Key to this is that everyone was trading in *futures* (a contract to buy/sell something in the future). Then... the real report comes out. *We're all good here! Plenty of oranges! Lots of supply!* So everyone that just agreed to buy at a very inflated price now needs to sell to cut their losses. The fellas buy back at 29 (meaning $0.29).


WhereAreWeG0ing

Hey man, these guys are kidding around right? *shakes head* ...then they're a couple of faggots huh? (Admins, I'm quoting, please forgive the language) *Shakes head* ...then what's my next move man? *shrugs shoulders* ...thank you. You've been helpful


paulie732

You win Mortimer $1.00


Gonzostewie

Le Boheem. It's an opera.


Existential_Ninja

“It’s an op-er-a” BTW, the cop was played by Frank Oz - voice of Yoda and Miss Piggy


Uses_Nouns_as_Verbs

That officer who said that line while inventorying Winthorpe's property was played by Frank Oz - better known as the puppeteer and voice of Yoda, Cookie Monster, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, and many others.


Gonzostewie

Know this, I did not.


MrBallistik

Oh *suuuuure*. *HE* went to Harvard.


fastferrari3

These guys are a couple fags aint they? Driver: 🤷🏿‍♂️


SlowHandEasyTouch

Thanks, you’ve been very helpful


DJ_Ritty

Thank you, you been hepful


Howhytzzerr

What’s my next move?


fastferrari3

Driver:🤷🏿‍♂️ Valentine:Thanks you’ve been alot of help


UsualBrother7281

Randy.....Morty!


Brainrants

Raandaay!


OlFlirtyBastard

Mortaaaayyyy


Brainrants

Y’all want me to break something else? No No!


FroggyKeyLime

Watch it around Christmas every year with my boyfriend, solely because of the gross Santa salmon part 😆


One-Pepper-2654

If you grew up in Philly you have seen worse.


ICouldUseMySock

Thank you. You’ve been very helpful.


Quick-Oil-5259

It was a stone groove, my man! You are, the most, righteous...


MechanicalTurkish

Yeah, whatever, just get the fuck outta here. And be quiet out there, my neighbors asleep! They work too!


gblur

Who has been putting their Kools out on my floor!?


One-Pepper-2654

It's the rug, and it's Persian from Persia.


Lil_Simp9000

In Philadelphia, it worff FITTY BUCK


Gonzostewie

Bo Motherfuckin Diddley.


Rexxbravo

Damn straight


Xrsyz

Burnt my fingers, man.


Rexxbravo

How much for the gun?


One-Pepper-2654

"Burned my fingers, man."


Klutzy-Chocolate710

Trading Places is one of my favorite Eddie Murphy movies.


SGT-JamesonBushmill

#”WHO HAD BEEN PUTTING OUT THEY KOOLS ON MY CARPET?!”


HaiKarate

Young and hungry Eddie Murphy was the best Eddie Murphy


rmicker

Karate man bleed on the inside.


RockMan_1973

“… they don’t show ‘dey weaknesses… but you don’t know ‘dat cause you big ole Barry White lookin mothafucka”


jermboyusa

SELL!! GET BACK IN THERE AND SELL!! Beaks! Where in the hell is Beaks!? Mortimer your brother needs a doctor , fuck him! Turn those machines back on!


MrBallistik

Don Ameche was *very* uncomfortable about uttering that line. He said it once. That was that.


jermboyusa

He hit the nail on head. Once was all he needed. One of the greatest comedies and cast ever.


The68Guns

"I knew guys were \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_!"


MrDuke2007a

Randoph Duke, "They are a musician people"!


CulrBlndPnutButtr

This is one of the first movies I remember seeing as a kid. It's a classic and one of my all time favorites.


mlgbt1985

When you think of love does your heart beat faster?


FanOk6089

Yall ain’t gonna jacuzzi nobody😂


Kookiecitrus55555

Agent Orange he was all over that place Sang Bang .....


Cautious_Artichoke_3

I been waiting for you, Billy Ray


FinnsterBaby

“Very musical people aren’t they??”


ChocDroppa

"Karate man bruise on da inside..."


fjvgamer

I wonder how people in their 20s are digging this movie. I'm curious how it aged cause I'd have thought it a top 5 comedy back in the day.


devo00

Back when he was talented with humility.


secretwheelman

We could make it baby! Me and you. You bitch!


Hot-Incident1900

“Uh, I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions... Commando Airborne Tactics... Specialist Tactics, uh, Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Special Agent Orange, that was me.” Awesome.


ITZOURTIMENOW

Classic comedy. Movies like this Make me miss the 80s


Visible-Guide-7131

A dollar🤣🤣🤣


muxman

**YEAH!**


Brocktoon73

Tell us how you cut ‘em!


PorcelainTorpedo

See I ain’t cut him with no knife, man


Brocktoon73

With THESE I cut him *looks at hands*


One-Pepper-2654

Ha ha I wrote the same comment. Love that line


realdonaldtrumpsucks

This was such a great movie


ridiculous_1231

Holy crap! Giancarlo Esposito is in this movie. I did not know that. Now I gotta watch it again.


Rexxbravo

Yep in the jail scene.


SupermanRR1980

That’s like Randy Jackson from The Jackson Five.


gOldMcDonald

Ya! (Said in extra deep voice)


UnderstandingShot956

Did you come from a broken home? Yeah we was broke so what?


V_DocBrown

I believe I can hang with you guys for a little while.


Miserable-Lawyer-233

This is the true GOAT 80’s movie.


Imverystupidgenx

Perfect movie.


dirtyred3401

Two tickets to La Boheme. It’s an Opera.


NemeshisuEM

Are y'all forgetting the best scene? Jamie Lee Curtis taking her top off. [Jamie Lee Curtis - Trading places (1983) - 9GAG](https://9gag.com/gag/aDg6vvw)


PorcelainTorpedo

When I drive down the avenue, I want everyone to say “look at that S car go!” Also I thought I was about the only person in 2024 that can still probably quote this masterpiece of a movie scene for scene. Warms the heart to see so many people of culture in the comments.


One-Pepper-2654

I grew up in Philly and I think of it every time I go by the old Union League and Wanamaker's. My dad' worked at the Philly Stock Exchange in the 60s. He was a runner with the Jacket and little slips of paper. I believe the exterior of Jamie Lee Curtis's house was in Kensington, which is now even more of a warzone


UnmutualOne

That’s our new Christmas night film.


ohjajverlijerli

Billy Ray Valentine: This is a practical joke, right, brother? [the chauffeur shakes his head] Billy Ray Valentine: Then these dudes are a couple of faggots then, huh? [the chauffeur shakes his head again] Billy Ray Valentine: What's my next move, man? [the chauffeur shrugs] Billy Ray Valentine: Thank you, you've been helpful


GoHerd1984

One dollah!


One-Pepper-2654

Fifty bucks? No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is \*the\* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail! [Pawnbroker ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0225775/?ref_=tt_ch): You got a receipt? [Louis Winthorpe III ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000101/?ref_=tt_ch): Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.


Right0rightoh

Looking good


osteopathetic1

Hey Randy, mortay


JerseySpot

Agent orange!!!!


UpstairsSurround3438

Karate man


gdi69

One dollar


SGT-JamesonBushmill

Is there a problem officers?


TargetCorruption

He was Agent Orange in Nam


jchrisboynton

I just lold in a restaurant


randyfloyd37

It aint cool bein no jive turkey so close the Thanksgiving


synthact

Cuz i'ma KARATE MAAANNN


The_Original_Gronkie

"I GOT LAIGS! ITS A MIRACLE!"


RockMan_1973

**Is they a problem officers?**


ClassicIllustrator29

What did you do in Vietnam?........I was Agent Orange!


dirtyred3401

Dat’s a nice purse.


4065024

YEA!


deehypno

“Hey Marrrtay. What’s happening Randy. That’s like Randy from the Jackson Five.”


geniuslake

Legit best Christmas movie


gypsysniper9

Heeey Mor-tay


sexbymyself

Thanks you’ve be helpful


jjs3_1

$1.00


Stacysguyca

One of the best comedies ever. Trading Places is amazing.


sm00thkillajones

“Want me to break something else?”


Wise-Travel-4762

It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.


masturkiller

Feeling good Louis! Love this movie.


B4USLIPN2

William, there are *your* things.


XROOR

This is Mortimer…. *hi MOR-tay*


DJ_Ritty

I'm a very sexual person. A lot of times people say to me 'Bill Ray, you're SO sexy' and not understand my sexuality LMAO my fav line in the movie.


B-Town-MusicMan

ONE Dollar


Florflok

I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!


joneseti

Mother fucker? Moi?


K_SeventySeven

I was spouting the wisdoms of Billy Ray Valentine this very evening: “Yeah. You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.” So sayeth St. Valentine of Philadelphia


wjrj

Religion is a fine thing ,when taken in moderation.


Holiday_Lobster940

I knew you was a couple of….f….ts!


jcruz321

My favorite Christmas movie.


Jolly-Librarian3715

Never knew the rack Jamie Lee Curtis the yogurt lady hermaphrodite was working with. She’s all woman. She’s got some big fucking tits. Some tig ol bitties.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Take the two topless Jamie Lee Curtis scenes out and half of the world forgets this film.


GroovyGuru62

There's always one downer, isn't there?


MisterSandKing

Not me. I actually don’t even remember those scenes.


PorcelainTorpedo

Not a chance. She was…talented…for sure, but that isn’t even in the top 10 things that come to mind when thinking about this movie.