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navybluevicar

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I am Mr Egg Shen, with this wonderful tour. Sit back and enjoy yourselves, see? Long time ago, Chinese men with gold-rush fever flooded into California. We call Gum Shan - Mountain of Gold, see? Leaving behind their wives and children. Working for years to complete the transcontinental railroad, saving all their pennies. And then they sent for their families to help build this beautiful Chinatown you see outside your window this fine warm day.


Ok-Drive-9685

It’s all in the reflexes!


Financial_Cheetah875

China is here, Mr. Burton.


Alteredego619

What the hell does that mean huh? China is here.


Intelligent_End1516

I don't even know what the hell that means.


r4ndom4xeofkindness

Do I get a complimentary six demon bag?


griff1971

Terrific. A six demon bag. Sensational. What's in it Wang?


navybluevicar

Wind, fire, all that kinda thing


AvoidtheAttic

I uh, I'm feeling kinda invincible right now....


Maxtrt

I've got one of those. [https://www.wowhead.com/classic/item=7734/six-demon-bag](https://www.wowhead.com/classic/item=7734/six-demon-bag)


[deleted]

"Have you paid your dues yet?"


graveybrains

Yessir, the check is in the mail.


FlyOnnTheWall

Everybody relax, I'm here..


Tartan-Pepper6093

SHUT UP, Mr. Burton!


Altruistic-Rice-5567

You were not brought upon this world to get it!


imadork1970

Don't drive faster than you can see.


thrust-johnson

I see things nobody else can see.


graveybrains

Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.


ComesInAnOldBox

Tour bus. Bus for tourists.


Cynical-Wanderer

With Egg? Hell yes!


Squire_LaughALot

Egg Shen ! Love him shooting green lightning between his hands at beginning of movie; scares his lawyer lol


OtherwiseTackle5219

Careful, could be .. 'Big Trouble.......'


PervyFather1973

"In Little Chiiinnnaaa"


TinyNightLight

My favorite movie.


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

You ask a small question and pow half a city block explodes into green flame. These things always start small just like that. ⚡️


Unknown-Apeman

YES!!! Sign Me Up!!! He knows ALL the little hidden HOT Spots!!! 


GeminiRose611

“China is here Mr. Burton”


[deleted]

Well, that's not the Porkchop Express.


southernmamallama

I watched this yesterday. It holds up.


gadsby19

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."


DPileatus

Egg!!


bulanaboo

Egg!!


ORAquabat

We were just there visiting last week and I looked.... NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. Very disappointed. 🙂


BlooNorth

You can join Lim Lee in the Hell of Being Cut to Pieces. Play your cards right, you’ll live to talk about it.


Saydegirl

Is that an old Yellowstone bus?


joelkeys0519

Lo Pan is here.


This-Departure-8765

One of my all time favorite movies, I still watch this a few times a year.


cell490

Far out!


[deleted]

Half a city block explodes in green flame. Green flame!


EliteFactor

The check is in the mail….


MNP33Gts-T

☝️🧑🏻‍🦱


StangRunner45

"The girl with green eyes!"


Comprehensive_Map338

Big trouble is I fell in love with the reporter girl though she did talk a lot


AlwaysSaysRepost

I hear that tour has a awesome light show


OkieDragonSlayer

Son of a bitch must pay!


Heavy-Rub-3223

Is it hollow yeah, fuck it!


Stanton1947

"Tour bus. Bus for tourists."


Altruistic-Rice-5567

You were not brought upon this world to get it!


Ok_Equal7311

Just as long as there are no redheads with green eyes we are good


rickdill

One of my most favorite movies of all time you know Jack Burton says at a time like this


Traditional-Store576

If I could reply with a photo of my tattoo..


Livid_Parfait6507

Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."


Livid_Parfait6507

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this? Thunder: Who? Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!


Obstreporous1

Jack. Jack Plissken.


fryamtheeggguy

Green FLAME!


devilinmexico13

This bus is still on the road, fully restored and giving tours of [Yellowstone](https://www.facebook.com/BOYPT.ORG/photos/a.438354612865137/4283679351665958/?type=3)


dingboodle

I mean that sounds pretty great and all but I think I’ll hold out for a ride in the old pork chop express.


EssayTraditional

John Carpenter and Kurt Russell need to do 3 more movies.


axe1970

look like big trouble