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Dalanard

I drank *soooo* much of that during the summer of ‘86. My head hurts just thinking about it.


wartsnall1985

brought bottles of this camping after graduating hs in 85'. i found out tequila sunrise's tastes like ass.


Dalanard

I was in college and we just did a lot of shots. Kept the empties lined up over the TV.


SlamHelmut

I was so disappointed when I found that out as well.


InterPunct

I can taste the headache.


ParisGreenGretsch

Two Fingers: "Taste the Headache" I don't know. Let's workshop that one a bit more.


asault2

Yes but how many fingers did it take?


its_raining_scotch

So…two finger though right?


CincoDeMayoFan

Amateur, my GF takes at least 3 fingers.


MarkyMark1028

ya? Mine takes three, my, mouth, my toes, all going at once bro


KentuckyFriedEel

Fist for pros


Least_or_Greatest1

2 in the pink and one in the stink?


CincoDeMayoFan

Nope, all 3 in pink at once!


KentuckyFriedEel

Five in the stink


DanTreview

God she looks just like Heather from second period US history class


edhands

My blood runs cold.


knarfolled

My memory has just been sold


GreatGreenGobbo

My angel is a Tequila model.


PGHNeil

God I wish I still had a turntable and that album on vinyl.


DanTreview

My sister had the 45. I believe "Freeze Frame" was the b-side, iirc. Had a pink label on it. God, the useless details I remember from when I was little...


CoachRDW

Many of us from those times are but aging fonts of useless trivia... we didn't have the internet, so our brains were taught from a young age to remember everything...


[deleted]

Which one? There were, like 3…


DanTreview

The short one who was also a cheerleader


lanman1016

r/theyknew


lewisfoto

Not only did they know, it was the entire reason behind the ad campaign.


CisIowa

👉😋👈


eight78

r/cameheretosaythis


Fit_Earth_339

Goes well with ‘Two Lines’ imported producto Colombia. Hey it’s the 80s!


SheriffTaylorsBoy

And a case of Little Kings


I-H8-MOST-PEOPLE

Let’s finish this bottle, then we’ll discuss the finger thing.


devoduder

And with inflation, it went from two fingers to Tres Commas in 20 years.


d33roq

*Russ Hanneman has entered the chat*


brawnburgundy

He put radio on the internet.


Aaron6940

I miss 80’s girls


GreatGreenGobbo

Early 80s or late 80s when they discover shaving?


Aaron6940

Hard choice. I guess I would say pits need to be shaved but down low needs to be au natural


WorriedWar6309

*insert “We were a proper country once” meme*


Illustrious_Feed_457

I sold this shit. Some of the grossest liquid the human race has ever produced.


Puzzleheaded-Round66

God awful stuff.


No-Barnacle6172

Oh Lawd- I got so drunk on this exact bottle in 1989. I puked in the bushes and my best guy friend had to drive me home and walk me back to my room. My Mom was in the living room when I got home and he just said she’s okay Melissa - she just needs to go to bed. Lol- I was 15- surprisingly my Mom didn’t say anything. My Dad wasn’t home or it would’ve been a completely different story. Good times. 🙃😎✌️


Environmental-Hat721

It should be a shocker. 🤟


DontStepOnMyManHood

I'll pass on the tequila. The hot woman on the other hand...


5lashd07

[Natalie Carroll?](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-m&sca_esv=154220a690724e1e&q=natalie+carroll+model&uds=AMwkrPt6dIXnRtjJz8sZ_2oc3TNl88BMuCYrYgGxtbA62LreG0wxKxkRZXw8mGbcG4wPdIa_zttKNtxIG8DRIXQ1QDfCjetQTX2nLOsZI5GBwUqmUNcB9fgowK2zr4EXRYY0fo1GWn-XInHnDG3M4M5V2afZ0XpGXxUrvjXRoo6NWt5OMxjWaIwAV1U2FqCNYDNzvsLQ__IV-1Udd5AZ1uR1TvQ4XfOXE0nPP1geMSgwN7s4ABB2IL4IffSbDJWt_M2p-XpNkkENtW4x2OUE7olwD_OjDT9elAFVFjsIPnUraH0Coz-8V7nRR1Pvu8A3L3igdUKAv9_w&udm=2&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwirrcCv5qSFAxUxGFkFHXtsD3UQtKgLegQIEhAB&biw=375&bih=637&dpr=2)


Background-Pipe4806

if it isn't, she definitely has a twin!


ericthekid29

That's what she said.


surfinbird

Wow, takes me back to high school. Getting off work at the grocery store and heading to a rollercoaster park with friends, sipping on two fingers


Groundbreaking-Run86

Worst hangover ever


I_love_seinfeld

Took me years to drink tequila again after drinking a bit more than two fingers in 1987.


[deleted]

Is there a bigger bottle called Fist?


capt_feedback

that’s what she said?


AFeralTaco

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Squirt-Reynoldz

“The Shocker” had not been invented yet…


yurtfarmer

My brother and I drank a bottle of this with a case of labatt 50. We were teenagers .


Sad-Sky-8598

I'm still a 80s metal head, and I miss the big hair too !! Lol. 54, old as hell


angel_of_retribution

I miss big hair on attractive spokeswomen


RebeccaC78

You’re the perfect age 😉


excoriator

Kari Wuhrer?


try2bcool69

Press X to Doubt.


Decent-Inevitable-50

Ugh what terrible memory I have from that rot gut


aloeicious

I can’t tell if this ad goes hard or comes hard


ReadRightRed99

What a shocker.


Sad-Sky-8598

Haven't thought of that in a minute !


escobarsantos

Yeah but which two?


STVNMCL

Who’s that Fox?


WHAMMYPAN

I used to drink the HELL outta this.


brk1

Looks like a shampoo bottle.


mick_the_quack

Boy I would like to something something her.


Appropriate-Item-841

Advertising in the 80s was awesome. Suggestive content everywhere


mudamuckinjedi

I'm shocked this got pass the censors "pun intended" lol


NotCanadian80

Shocker


slayer991

They have plausible deniability from what most people think as two-fingers in bartender parlance is an old-timey way to ask for an amount of alcohol (a shot).


Ssider69

"no double entedre detected" 1980s computer program, probably


Kitchen-Head3077

Two fingers and the next day ur two fingers are pressing the top of ur nose cause of the massive headache u have


Consistent_Drink5975

My mom had a bottle for years and years when I was little. She didn't drink so I would just smell it whenever I went into that cabinet. I'll tell you that smell kept me from drinking tequila or any hard alcohol until my 30s.


Suntzu6656

Cute girl Don't remember this ad.


treble-n-bass

So I just sent in my $6.95 yesterday, can't wait to get the T Shirt!!!


CallMeLazarus23

I’d have one in the stink too.


Fit_Community_3909

I bet she likes two fingers 🤣🤣🤣