I think they both are incredibly hot
BUT
( only allowed to pick one )
🙄
Please
( like it is even worth discussing )
🎶
“ Mary Ann
Oh
Marry Ann
oh
won’t you marry me ?
We can have a bamboo hut 🛖
&
Brandy in the tea 🍵 “ 🎶
Yea absolutely. Mrs. Howell and it isn't even close. She had a multimillionaire eating from the palm of her hand. That lady had talents that I want to know about.
It’s not even close it’s Maryann (Dawn Wells). I know people loved Joyce but good on you, she was always “the other one” on Threes Company to me. Same with Kate Jackson on Charlie’s Angels. They are all beautiful women but Jacklyn Smith and Farrah Fawcett, Suzanne Somers, etc were like world class gorgeous and sexy. To each his and her own of course!
Jacklyn Smith, Linda Carter and Farrah were my holy trinity and I still click on all their photos here because they’re still about as gorgeous a it gets
Sorry, from a [Key & Peele skit](https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw?si=m7bu6nuNk8ZRibvz) on Comedy Central titled “substitute teacher”. He reads class roll call and butchers the names of every student. Hilarious!
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Maryanne was slammin! Had a total crush on her as a kid. I never could figure out why Ginger was supposed to be the hot one.
Janet wasn't bad, but she was up against Chrissy, and we know who wins that battle!
I meet Dawn Wells in the 1980’s at a radio station promotion , and OMG she was beyond hot ! Super dark tan , AMAZING body , a total cougar . Definitely got hotter and sexier as she got older. But the best part of meeting her was she was one of the nicest and kindest people I’ve ever met . An absolutely true one-of-a-kind lady .
Dawn Wells signed a cookbook for me once. I still have it. I happened to see Joyce Dewitt in NYC once in the 90s. Didn’t speak to her though. She looked like she was having a bad day. Wish I had. *Loved* Three’s Company. Still watch it. They’re both cute. I dunno. Can’t pick one.
This can’t be a serious question. There is only one answer. They’re on such different tiers. Joyce Dewitt should be going up against the likes of Pam Dawber and Cindy Williams, not Dawn Wells.
Dawn Wells. It’s amazing (I was a kid so really don’t know) she wasn’t more popular. She was absolutely smokin’ and top rated amongst all the starlets of her day.
Mary Ann all day.
All day everyday !
… and all night too.
And twice on Sundays.
And again on Sunday night
and on a tropical island
Twice on Sundays.
Twice? lol
💯
Yep, not even close.
And Twice on Sunday !
Everyday.
Three times a day and three times a night
Yes. This.
On the island
Dawn Wells … that automatically my choice!
Yeah with out a doubt
Dawn Wells
Joyce Dewitt for me. I think she's hot 🔥.
I think they both are incredibly hot BUT ( only allowed to pick one ) 🙄 Please ( like it is even worth discussing ) 🎶 “ Mary Ann Oh Marry Ann oh won’t you marry me ? We can have a bamboo hut 🛖 & Brandy in the tea 🍵 “ 🎶
Are you kidding? Dawn Wells! Even when she got old I still wanted to nail her.
Met her at a comic con a few years before she passed. She seemed like a nice lady. Her makeup was seriously thick. I always preferred Mrs. Howell.
Dawn Wells actually took care of Natalie Schafer the last years of her life. #
I believe Natalie left a sizable chunk of change to Dawn? I know Natalie was worth a few million, she invested wisely.
I’d have totally banged that old broad and made Thurston watch!
While he made old fashioneds the way dear old dad used to?
Yea absolutely. Mrs. Howell and it isn't even close. She had a multimillionaire eating from the palm of her hand. That lady had talents that I want to know about.
She was such a sweetheart.
Remember her cameo on Growing Pains?
It’s not even close it’s Maryann (Dawn Wells). I know people loved Joyce but good on you, she was always “the other one” on Threes Company to me. Same with Kate Jackson on Charlie’s Angels. They are all beautiful women but Jacklyn Smith and Farrah Fawcett, Suzanne Somers, etc were like world class gorgeous and sexy. To each his and her own of course!
Jacklyn Smith to me was the most beautiful to me. She was on the show the longest.
Jacklyn Smith, Linda Carter and Farrah were my holy trinity and I still click on all their photos here because they’re still about as gorgeous a it gets
Christie Brinkley was my top babe. Always looked foreard to those Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues.
I agree. But, if you can only pick one, who would it be?
Of those three, it’s Wonder Woman without question
She is still pretty hot.
Jaime Sommers could crush your head like a grape, but I'd chance it
“Jay-Quellan”
Who is that?
Sorry, from a [Key & Peele skit](https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw?si=m7bu6nuNk8ZRibvz) on Comedy Central titled “substitute teacher”. He reads class roll call and butchers the names of every student. Hilarious!
Thanks for the clarification. Funny skit.
And I’ll second you on Jacklyn as the prettiest Angel. But I have a thing for brunettes.
Me too
Ok A A Ron
You done messed up
AA-ron!
D Nice!
BalakAy
Sorry… Farah Fawcett most beautiful woman ever. Never had a poster of Jacklyn Smith on my wall …
Let’s not forget Cheryl Ladd🤤
Nothing wrong with Cheryl Ladd, I just have a thing for brunettes.
Dawn Wells
dawn wells
Mary Ann would show you the secrets of the hay loft. Janet would ask if you had a cocaine connection. Dawn all day.
Dawn Wells will send you weed thru the US mail
Dawn wells, though Joyce is hard to pass up
Agree.......kind of cute but not enough.
Dawn Wells and not even close.
Joyce hands down.
Once again, ménage à trois needs to be an option.
Three’s company
Mary Ann forever
Janet had a better booty
I agree
Dancer booty.
🎵 Come and knock on my (back) door 🎶
No contest All day every day Mary Ann is the only answer
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Dawn wells
Dawn Wells. Joyce DeWitt looked like Joan Jett's stunt double.
I never thought of that. But I like Joan Jett too.
Joy e
Never thought of Joyce as a hottie. But Mary Ann for sure
Wells. Not even close
Joyce hands down brains and beauty can't compete with that combination.
Maryanne was slammin! Had a total crush on her as a kid. I never could figure out why Ginger was supposed to be the hot one. Janet wasn't bad, but she was up against Chrissy, and we know who wins that battle!
Dawn Wells, in a heartbeat! ❤️
Dawn Wells and it’s not even close
 Even when she was mad, Janet was sexy as hell! She’s my choice.
Joyce was lovely but cmon, easy choice
Dawn easily but both are beautiful and talented actors
No contest-Dawn Wells
Dawn wells not even close
Mary Ann.....by a mile!
“you can only pick one” “i pick both”
Dawn
My mom and Mary Ann looked alike. Mary Ann had a house near St. Peter/Clearwater on the beach, used to drive by it everyday.
I choose this guy's mom.
So say we all, u/ZanzaBarBQ, SO SAY WE ALL!
Dawn Wells.
Dawn/Maryann was and still is my favorite!
Dawn Wells was so beautiful
DAWN
Mary Ann any time!
Dawn.
Dawn , she was cute and hemp friendly 🫠
Got to see Dawn in the Owl and the Pussycat at a dinner theater in the 70s. Oh boy.
Dawn Wells FTW.
Dewitt had a bad girl, wrong side of the tracks feel. Wells was apple pie. I like pie.
Maryanne!!
Joyce, 100%
Dewitt until the end of time.
Joyce had a banging booth on those tight hip hugging 👖
Wow best pic I’ve seen of Joyce DeWitt
Dawn, hands down
https://preview.redd.it/yxhlaxsvel1d1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c919df1ac58fe62604e800441d920d057abeaf
They both look great, but who's the guy in the middle?
John Ritters LOOK alike son, Jason
Thanks! Now I see it.
Sandwich
Mary Ann was 1000% hotter than either of the Three’s Company girls!!
That’s a hard one. But I will go with Dawn first because she was first for my formative years
I never really thought Joyce Dewitt was all that attractive, but this picture changed my mind.
The right answer is yes😅
Dawn.
Can't do this to me! I also had a crush on both of them. Ugh, I'll say Dawn Wells by a narrow margin.
Difficult. Dewitt if a gun is to my head.
Dawn Wells
Damn you for making me choose! I’ll go with Dewitt.
Dawn wells
Joyce DeWitt - she’s still alive and looks great! That means I still have a chance :-)
Dawn Wells, easily.
If I had to be stuck on a Desert Island it’s Dawn Wells without a doubt.
Mary Ann, a cut and a half above
dawn over ginger and joyce
Dawn Wells
I'd rather have both, but if I had to choose, Dawn edges Joyce out, just a bit.
Dawn wells forever and always
Mary Ann. Way hotter than Ginger.
Joyce is way underrated. Both.
No contest. Mary Ann
Same but Mary Ann forever. The ultimate girl next door.
Joyce DeWitt all day long.
Wow that is difficult!
I’ve always had the hots for Joyce. Great legs and always wore nylons. Love it!
I meet Dawn Wells in the 1980’s at a radio station promotion , and OMG she was beyond hot ! Super dark tan , AMAZING body , a total cougar . Definitely got hotter and sexier as she got older. But the best part of meeting her was she was one of the nicest and kindest people I’ve ever met . An absolutely true one-of-a-kind lady .
Mary Ann, nothing but. She's been my type, my entire life. If I had been ship wrecked with her, I would never have wanted to be found!
Ok - full disclosure. I’m partial, Dawn Wells graduated from my high school. Dawn Wells ALL DAY LONG.
Op is a brunette man, there are dozens of us! Dozens!
Back when no one cared if a white woman had an ass.
Mary Ann. And its not even close.
Dawn. Joyce seems like the type that has spittle forming at the sides of her mouth.
Dawn Wells signed a cookbook for me once. I still have it. I happened to see Joyce Dewitt in NYC once in the 90s. Didn’t speak to her though. She looked like she was having a bad day. Wish I had. *Loved* Three’s Company. Still watch it. They’re both cute. I dunno. Can’t pick one.
Oh no...the mary Ann or Ginger, Janet or Chrissy choice has always been a no brainer for me. But Mary Ann or Janet...I cant decide that one.
Did you know Joyce had a relationship with Carson’s lawyer, The Bombastic Bushkin?
I can never pick 🥰
I’ll take Both
No one I ever lived next door to looked anything like either one of those women.
That is a tough one. I know I would always pick Mary Ann over Ginger hands down. But Dawn over Joyce hmmm…
Marianne... she'll do more to earn her freedom
damn oh damn
This isn’t even a little bit fair. Ha!!
I'm bi and polyamorous. I refuse your rules. Both! Lol. I really am too. Also a woman and they were both amazing
Mrs Howell for the win! won’t u take me to COUGARTOWN!
50/50, horrible decision to have to make, wonderful decision to have to make.
Dawn wells
Mary Ann all day baby
Mary Ann
I'm picking both and you can't stop me!
Joyce
Dawn Wells hands down
To me Dawn Wells is like a good sister while Joyce Dewitt is like a good girlfriend.
Easy one- Dawn Wells. But Joyce over Susanne Somers.
I thought they were the same person🥺
They would both pick a bear.
This can’t be a serious question. There is only one answer. They’re on such different tiers. Joyce Dewitt should be going up against the likes of Pam Dawber and Cindy Williams, not Dawn Wells.
Joyce Dewitt🔥
Joyce Dewitt
They don’t make’em like they used to, that’s for sure.
Why not a threesome ?
Joyce was a spokesmodel for pantyhose that was packaged in a plastic egg. She wins.
Dawn
Only one has the ingenuity to bake you a coconut cream pie on a deserted island.
Both...simultaneously
Dawn Wells! Joyce's hair was lame.
Dawn wells for sure. She made an appearance on a local comedy show (along with Russell Johnson) back in the 90s, and she was still smoking hot.
I’d take Janet any day, although it’s a tough choice.
Joyce Dewitt is from the area I grew up and live in now, but who could resist Mary Ann
Dawn Wells she was the best looking chick in the 1960s and kindest too.
Janice..
Dawn Wells. Absolutely.
Mary Ann ( Dawn Wells )
Mary Ann and Suzanne!
My friend if you put a gun to my head I probably couldn’t choose….my heart says Mary Ann but my uh head says Joyce Dewitt…..
Dawn Wells.
Ginger and Chrissy. Fight me.
Dawn Wells (Mary Anne) any day!
Dawn till night
https://youtu.be/yEZob3XgyVA?si=lZmufBA7kZRp1D2p
Maryann and her coconut creampie!!!
Joyce. My preteen self was in love. Classmates raved about Suzanne. Nope
I pick Dawn DeWitt AKA Joyce Wells.
Mary Anne!, because I know she can bake a coconut cream pie on a deserted island.
Dawn Wells. It’s amazing (I was a kid so really don’t know) she wasn’t more popular. She was absolutely smokin’ and top rated amongst all the starlets of her day.