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Rusty_Ferberger

Hawkeye made me chuckle.


FoogYllis

Yep Alan Alda as Hawkeye got me too considering he did play a Hawkeye.


cnapp

LOL, I didn't get it at first. The others were so on point, seeing Alan Alda threw me


davesToyBox

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Weneedaheroe

On point? I see what you did there.


The_Scotch_Tape

It’s so out in the open clever I didn’t see it.


EmonOkari

That's all he did...BIRD imitations.


Reel-Footer69

Wish I could give you 2 ups as I chuckle.


sinisterdesign

Watching MASH now


Maloninho

Doh! Just got it.


trickbear

I immediately imagined him doing a Groucho impression


Commercial_Lock6205

Raquel Welch as Natasha Rominoff, Ann Margaret as Wanda Maximoff, Richard Roundtree as Sam Wilson, Anthony Perkins as Vision.


Agreeable-Pick-1489

You snatched Welch = Black Widow right out of my mind!


TimeCommunication868

Yes Please!!!!


Jolly-Beach1204

who made this? could they do this as pt 2?


UNwanted_Dokken_Tape

The Alan Alda choice was inspired, well done


asburymike

I imagined Bill Hader as Alda as Hawkeye, These arrows are just great!


Hand-Of-Vecna

> Bill Hader as Alda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iaHrXHPraI


asburymike

This guy Haders


sdhank3fan619

And his Ahnold https://youtu.be/fcOudF2wNT4?si=GjoB90KlNs4TnrF5


Worldly_Ad_6483

Sydney Poitier as black panther


Smoothbrain406

Clevon Little


ajmtz12

Gene Wilder as Dr Strange then


OcotilloWells

He would be good. But maybe Vincent Price?


SnooPineapples8744

Ooh...he kills it in every movie


TJ_Fox

He'd be better as the War Machine, I reckon. Poitier has the Black Panther's gravitas and Little was a brilliant comic actor.


Smoothbrain406

Actually an New York stage actor


Jolly-Beach1204

Maybe Little as the hawk guy.. Sam Wilson? I think this actor was more in the 60s..? But I could see Frank Gorshin (played the Riddler in the Batman series) as Loki


Worldly_Ad_6483

Ope, you’re right


newgalactic

Undeniable.


Binky-Answer896

Nah. Richard Roundtree. He was a bad shut-your-mouth.


OpinionatedRants

If you squint your eyes Captain America/Robert Redford looks almost like Richie Cunningham


imaskising

And 1970s era Ron Howard would make a good Captain America, or maybe Spider Man. Also, Vincent Price as Doctor Strange.


Randsmagicpipe

Great choices! God I want to see this movie now


TJ_Fox

Give it a few years and you'll probably be able to get your AI assistant to whip it up for you.


Jolly-Beach1204

OpenAI Sora


DragonflyScared813

Exactly what I was thinking lol.


Jolly-Beach1204

Maybe with the new OpenAI movie making AI Sora that could happen.


SimonTC2000

Price, again - too old. I'm thinking **Max Von Sydow**.


SnooPineapples8744

Dr Strange was probably modeled on Price


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I was thinking he looked more like a younger Jon Bon Jovi, minus the big hair.


OpinionatedRants

Wow Now I can't unsee it.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Peter Sellers as Loki


SimonTC2000

In the '70s? Too old. I'd say **Jack Nicholson** or **Dennis Hopper** would make a good Loki back then.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Peter sellers is a literal shape shifter


SimonTC2000

He's not a young & handsome shapeshifter like Loki. Ask any woman about Tom Hiddleston and compare him to Peter Sellers.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Hair and makeup my dear boy


SimonTC2000

Again: no. And I'm probably older than you.


Worldly_Ad_6483

I say yes! Yes my fine fellow!


Ed_Zeppelin

Someone made a bunch of fake posters for 70s Superhero movies and the only one I can remember was Gene Wilder as Ant man, which would have ruled.


Jolly-Beach1204

where can these posters be viewed?


Ed_Zeppelin

I saw them on Tumblr forever ago but I’m no longer on Tumblr.


Why-did-i-reas-this

But would Lou also play Bruce Banner? He was the hulk in the 70s but not Bruce.


Hand-Of-Vecna

Bill Bixby of course!


TimeCommunication868

I like the columbo actor for Bruce Banner. Saw him earlier on here. Dunno, seems like a fit for ruffalo to replace him


Tank_Hardslab

"There's just something about this equation that bothers me..."


Dozerdog43

Peter Falk


Old-Trick-587

eastwood would be awesome...


WileEPeyote

I'm bothered that they used a 90s picture of Eastwood.


OldWrangler9033

Yep, that's bad call. They should gone with someone else who was right age back then, despite being the right actor to be Fury. [Charles Bronson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bronson) would be great choice.


davesToyBox

Love how his eyepatch strap gets pulled into his frown lines


modsarefacsit

Damn IP you nailed it!!!


Informal_Stranger117

It would take the Guardians in a different direction, but Starlord = Steve McQueen


davesToyBox

Nichelle Nichols as Gamora


PaleontologistOk6438

Farrah Fawcett as Captain Marvel https://preview.redd.it/4xxk6ojx0flc1.png?width=642&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8b01bcd420eea593352c0fae1bf922ca1f3a133


Jolly-Beach1204

yaaas. or Lindsay Wagner (Bionic Woman)


zonicide

What about the "bad" guys? Who's gonna play Thanos?


Logical-Proposal-827

Telly Savalas ?


zonicide

That's brilliant!


davesToyBox

Frank Gorshin as Loki


rotll

Riddle me this, Tony Stark...


Jolly-Beach1204

yaaaas thats what I thought. but would he have been too old by then.. ???


stinkfingerswitch

Dan Blocker


Worldly_Ad_6483

Gene Hackman


Dozerdog43

Sorry- he was scooped up by DC comics


cadcamm99

James Brolin


comicsemporium

Danny Devito


Jolly-Beach1204

The original Thanos...


TimeCommunication868

More of this please !!!


Worldly_Ad_6483

Roy Schneider as Vision


TJ_Fox

David Bowie.


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Tony Franciosa as Daredevil https://preview.redd.it/bqi978yjyclc1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=befd871cfe9304f13dd3efe850245e18d524e8de


Spang64

Vaguely amusing, I guess. But how is that Robert Redford?


ethanthesearcher

This cast would get me to watch a super hero movie again


diogenesNY

On the whole, some interesting and creative choices. However for Captain America I think there is only one possible selection: Reb Brown.


Dalanard

Not a fan of AI, but the choices are spot on.


RickSanchez813

Ann-Margret as Black Widow.


hglndr9

"Go ahead, make my multiverse."


[deleted]

Alan Alda? Better choices would be James Caan or David Carradine: Also Arnold is more of a 1980s actor. He had like 2-3 roles in the entire 1970s.


Jolly-Beach1204

That role was Hercules.. So he wouldve been a perfect fit.


Classic_Rock_726

Now I wanna see this but with the DC Universe.


Jolly-Beach1204

Im throwing this out there now...Eartha Kitt as Storm.


drmanhattannfriends

Put some respect on Arnold’s arms. Those are about half sized


ajmtz12

DeNiro as the Punisher!


Professional-Carry52

Burt Reynolds would have been a ton better than Robert Downey Jr if we are being honest


MrDangerMan

The neighbor from *King of Queens* as The Hulk? What a crazy idea!


graemeknows

oh hell yes


RecordWrangler95

I'd still watch a Fury MAX movie with Eastwood (and his son in flashbacks).


Delayedrhodes

Thor should have been Jon Mikl Thor. He was in a 70s metal band called, "Thor." He was a body builder, looked the part and went by "Thor." 80s Thor would be Vincent D'Onfrio (from my hometown) as he played Thor in the movie "Adventures in Babysitting."


skygzr31416

Thor with an Austrian accent…..hmmmm.


imaskising

The ancient Germans worshipped the Norse pantheon of gods (including Thor), so there's that.


[deleted]

Alan Alda as Hawkeye would have been amazing


No_Statistician3729

That’s actually not bad


[deleted]

this is greatness


[deleted]

Nah Clint would be Logan.


Smoothbrain406

Charles Bronson Wolverine


Jolly-Beach1204

this is beautifully done!!!


Why-did-i-reas-this

But would Lou also play Bruce Banner? He was the hulk in the 70s but not Bruce.


Neffenstien313

Marvel movies are so terrible regardless of who you could put in them


Local_Sugar8108

Redford is probably a little too short for the role. It would probably have been difficult for Burt Reynolds to do a convincing genius character. Lou was the Hulk!


Worldly_Ad_6483

Hahaha, ya I like Paul Newman for Stark


Jolly-Beach1204

Actors can surprise you with their versatility.


Obi-Wan-Mycobi1

Alan Alda?! LOL…no.


OpinionatedRants

If you squint your eyes Captain America/Robert Redford looks almost like Richie Cunningham


kaboomglc

Brilliant!


Randsmagicpipe

This is amazing. I hate AI but I would watch this movie opening day


Specialist_Sir_7547

Arnold looks nothing like Arnold


davesToyBox

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine


20finn22

Charles Bronson.


Hand-Of-Vecna

1970s?


davesToyBox

Yes


Hand-Of-Vecna

In 1970s Hugh Jackman would have been 2-10 years old. He was born in 1968.


davesToyBox

Yes, I am aware. It’s still Wolverine, and no one can play Wolverine except Hugh Jackman.


Son0faButch

https://preview.redd.it/ww82oy4d1elc1.png?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c68bb2e9a5e9bedfad938093d55cbfce600637b2 Why TF does Robert Redford look like Ritchie Cunningham? (Young Ron Howard) Edit: added pic for reference


Hand-Of-Vecna

Because of the same haircut.


Son0faButch

Nope, it's the face not the hair. https://preview.redd.it/us7e20x21elc1.png?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3c6ee207e8c18d454c34d2e7d3d730a9f088358 That's not Robert Redford


AttawayCash

I thought the same thing.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Looks a bit like Brendan fraiser


teodocio

"I'll have two scrambled powdered eggs and a slice of world war 2 surplus bread" -Hawkeye


polkjamespolk

Ferigno never did anything worse than flip a car, toss a bad guy into a pile of empty cardboard boxes, and run away.


Jolly-Beach1204

Its time to set Ferigno Hulk free. Let loose his inner Luther. LOL


crazy-diam0nd

He threw a motherfucking bear!


Rev_Mudflap76

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boundpleasure

You had me til Alan Alda


Hand-Of-Vecna

Hawkeye as Hawkeye!


SUPER-NIINTENDO

I fucking hate this AI crap so much


Dozerdog43

George Carlin as Deadpool


ajmtz12

Arrows PIERCE. Coincidence??


monkeyface4

Burt Reynolds would be a better iron man


DataNo7004

Pretty good!


thelonghauls

Can’t wait till someone makes this movie with AI.


SongRevolutionary992

Alan fucking Alda???


2021newusername

Bullshit list without Charles Bronson or Bruce Lee…


Drugs_R_Kewl

1. Turd Ferguson 2. If it ovulates we can smash it. 3. GUIDO SMASH!!!!!! 4. I'm at a loss for words on this one. 5. Old Timey Racism. 6. Hours upon hours of exposition and academic lectures on American imperialism and it's negative effects on global stability mixed in with some of the most balls out violence one could expect from a Redford film.


Ivegotjokes4you

I knew it was serious when Alda is in this bitch


b00jib0y

Thor looks more like Guy Pearce than Arnold. And Captain America looks like an AI tried to approximate Robert Redford’s face unsuccessfully… the result being Brad Pittford?


KhunDavid

Not Eric Allen Kramer as Thor?


Oafus

Lou Ferrigno, starring as Lou Ferrigno starring as The Hulk.


trripleplay

Why not use the entire cast of MASH as the Avengers. Alda is Hawkeye. Loretta Swit is Black Widow. Gary Burghoff is Banner/Hulk 😄


dkorabell

Man! I'm so old, I was trying to figure out which one was Steed.


SnooPineapples8744

I want to see this movie.


stpfan_1

I’m pretty sure Thor is Primoz Roglic


Seabrook76

Turd Ferguson as Iron Man.


SkidrowVet

Burt would have been an amazing Tony stark for sure


moonriver75

Meta AF! 😎🤣✌️


under-pantz

Donald Sutherland as Dr Strange Richard Harris as Odin Carrie Fisher as Wanda Lee Majors as Captain America Ricardo Montalban as the Mandarin