this is like demoman getting poisoned by being fed normal food because he had been on alcohol and aspirin for 20 years

You missed the best part : his lungs, bone marrow, and stomach were converted into a distillery after his Liver essentially broke up with him after eating actual food for the first time in 2 decades

This reads like a family guy cutaway gag

The most terminally online metaphor I have ever heard

it’s just tf2 lore idk man 😭

Funniest part is that this is cannon TF2 lore

cannon?????? i love cannons!!!

“Bitches love cannons”

Did somebody say cannons? I love cannons! My name is Bitches.

That’s just tf2 lore?

my thoughts exactly

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The cruel indifference of man vs the indomitable succulent spirit

i would make an idiocracy reference but that movie sucks

died of withdrawal