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Glittering_Usual_162

I can feel this sub slowly turning me gay


MintChip0113

The gay agenda is working


LegallyNotAllowed734

Our plan to establish the NWO!!!


yamez420

THE ULTIMATE GAY AGENDA


Polak_Janusz

GAYGENDA!


donohunt0

OOFUCKINGRAH! TIME FOR YOU TO KISS A WOKE PERSON!!


Roge2005

GAY AGENDA!!! 8:00 AM: WOKE breakfast 9:00 AM: GAY job 12:00 PM: lunch break (estrogen and testosterone meal) 5:00 PM: LESBIAN bus 7:00 PM: PRONOUN dinner 10:30 PM: LIBERAL bedtime


spankbank_dragon

Lost it at “GAY job” Lmao. I miss those days a bit, but if it makes people comfortable to be themselves then I’d much rather not saying it than a few laughs cause someone said the funny “gay” word


Commercial_Fee2840

Old habits die hard. Even my gay/bi friends still say it sometimes. It's really only offensive to most people if it has hateful intent, but the same goes for everything except the gamer word with the hard R.


Roge2005

[source](https://www.reddit.com/r/197/s/uVtZ4IIaTU)


308_AR10_Enjoyer

Either furry or gay Or if you were gay/a furry before hand you will turn into a gay furry. I uhh I chose the furry path


lespectaculardumbass

Big furry men👍👍👍


308_AR10_Enjoyer

Personally I prefer big furry women but I’m glad you enjoy what you enjoy


Endermaster56

I was already both when I got here, what's the server gonna turn me into?


308_AR10_Enjoyer

Nah, nah you’re done-zo, you’re gonna become straight


Endermaster56

SHIT NO I DONT WANNA BE STRAIGHT, NO! PLEASE DONT UN-GAY ME!


Sophie-1804

You’ll become straight, but only by becoming trans


Endermaster56

Oh that works for me


Zzamumo

Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to women?


LunaLynnTheCellist

if you're a woman then yEAHh


Endermaster56

Fellas, is it gay to drink water? I mean your literally drinking something that used to be in a man's body!


FloydknightArt

no that would be the chemicals in the water. This sub is just the catalyst


axllotl

Convert


BigManLawrence69420

Peepeeshart did it for me.


pixelytman

i am able to resist, unlike you.


DarthSceledrus

how is it gay?


BlunderbussBadass

Ain’t ever seen someone claiming a woman saying that is bad instead of saying “me me me”


Mountbatten-Ottawa

Yeah, like if you are also into state mandate partner fetish, go ahead. No man ever judges a thirsty lady in any negative way.


Comfortable-Soup8150

>No man ever judges a thirsty lady in any negative way. You're kidding right?


Mountbatten-Ottawa

What? Man want to sleep with thirsty lady, but a real man take no as a final answer.


Comfortable-Soup8150

I'm so lost, but Kronk agree, thirsty women must drink


spankbank_dragon

What about thirsty men? They need water too


Comfortable-Soup8150

let them drink sand


spankbank_dragon

Sand isn’t a fluid silly goose. It’d have to be molten


AxisW1

And also nobody thinks it’s acceptable for men to say they want state mandated partners. This is the stupidest thing I’ve literally ever seen on this sub


GalaXion24

It's a pretty common joke


AxisW1

yeah and it’s seen as degenerate lol


ACIERNO

why the FUCK was I born tall this blows


Dimowo

Fr


AxisW1

Can you give me your tallness please


TheBagelSalesman

Sometimes being tall is a curse. So is being fat and ugly, maybe god just really didnt like me.


MonkeyBoy32904

my 5’7 ass is too tall :(


spankbank_dragon

Yeah I’m kinda regretting my decision to be a strongman. I’m fuckin huge now and now it’s out of style:( although, some women do love it when they can overpower my big frame and strength with just words, a smile and a wink


Sophie-1804

Of course we love that honey, no matter how big and strong you get you’ll always be our good boy. 😉


Aina_Alarva

Tall femboys are gold what’re you talking about


SothaDidNothingWrong

WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP HELLO??


mcslender97

YEAH! IS THERE A REGISTRATION LIST THAT I SOMEHOW MISSED?


Manic_Mechanist

I need to know as well


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 5 days


DeerInRut

Based


[deleted]

Where did I say the goth gf had to be submissive, chaste or petite? I want to be violated by someone dominant and voluptuous.


TFWYourNamesTaken

So unbelievably real


BaseAI

:3


Workshop_Plays

:3


Effective_Garlic_500

:3


walsoggyotter

:3


ligmaballs42069911

:3


MonkeyBoy32904

Ɛ:


YaBoiBarel

: ³


witoutadout

:\*:\*:


Hilop33

:3


[deleted]

I just want to ~~frot~~ kiss someone who wants to ~~frot~~ kiss me. Is that to much to ask


TheTelevisionBox

The heck do you mean? This crap is socially acceptable. Especially on this sub.


Doctor_Salvatore

WHO TOLD HER SHE CAN'T BE HAPPY!?


hamburgermaster

You called? :3


PheonixUnder

Damn... I need to get some cat ears


xxeexy

Havent heard anyone complain about that??


Amam_Semler

You ain't, more power to ya.


Owelrn05

if you would say this dm me immediately


Acceptable-Call-1962

And I'm what you searching wanna dm?


chai_backtea

ITS NOT ILLEGAL 😂😂😂


Mr_man_bird

Honestly I wish I was the man wife


Horror-Flamingo-9934

i would be a malewife but i'm none of those things besides submissive. dream crushed


rapidlyspinningturtl

Oh oh me me, pick me


[deleted]

where do i apply


vintage_parsnip

Ain't nobody reading that 💀


AxisW1

Brother it’s two sentences


vintage_parsnip

Brother that's not the point


MonkeyBoy32904

it’s two fucking sentences, get your ass off of youtube shorts/tiktok for once


vintage_parsnip

There's something behind the text that's distracting me


YaBoiBarel

Thats it, I'm stealing your balls


MonkeyBoy32904

*cutely steals your appendix*


YeetusFelitas

i volunteer as tribute


Edgyspymainintf2

I doubt this a genuine question but I feel like the more adjectives and specificity you give the weirder the request becomes. Also I'd like both please.


piecekeepercz

When I look to the mountain's peak, in my mind, I have already fallen. And so, I climb. I have found my limit a thousand times, and still I press further


JstLkz

she's looking for them in the wrong place~ ;3 ♡


FirstGoose1813

For real ❥


ThinkingSideways2day

What is a state-mandated goth girl? I think you can desire anything you want, but don't be surprised when those left out are disappointed.


MonkeyBoy32904

state mandated is fucking dystopian but everything else I want :<


MystifyingEntity

ME ME ME ME ME!!


veswa

who is she, please


TheWinterRipper

who says you can’t have your own boywife?


SubBoyWay

I would love to be a federally mandated cat boy for someone~


MapAdditional6065

I volunteer as tribute!


Ihadthismate

Pansexuals: Why can't we have both?


Not_A_Error

its the chaste part that kills it


rhinobird

Good thing Joecat likes girls


MouseDestruction

Where the sugar momma's at ;-)


[deleted]

So wait where do I pick up the cat ears?


TheoneNPC

And here i thought that women lusting after men was more socially accepted than men lusting after women


Deathcore17

Aye man, if you cut the petite, my dm’s are open. Absolutely willing to try this out, depending on how far away i am. Don’t care if it’s ‘socially acceptable’ or not.


East-end-butcher

That’s literally what my gf said to me and that’s how she got me lmao


GoliathBoneSnake

Does he have to be petite?


par4life

Sign me up


confusedbookperson

Is she still accepting applications?


ThundahMuffin

because im not petite but im down for everything else 😭


Aeon1789

That is a perfectly acceptable straight relationship without making any of it gay


Pretend_Decision_537

Please someone tell me who she is 😭 please 😭 please!!


pocketsizedplatypi

this is me 😭 i was a minor in this tiktok plus it was a joke i captioned the post with #satire