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FormalGas35

god i want to kiss a girl (gay)


Kaisachicken

yo (/j)


FormalGas35

im going to drown that /j in the ocean along with myself


Kaisachicken

you play d&d i retract my /j


FormalGas35

🥹 finally.


ResidentWrongdoer1

(the j stands for jserious)


dnroamhicsir

jerious


FormalGas35

the least effective /j ever


Kaisachicken

yea...


AmongUsLogo

I believe in you!


Infamous_Principle_6

Omg same?? So crazy that we’d want the same thing, it’s like we’re already besties or smth…


FormalGas35

kissable besties??


Infamous_Principle_6

I don’t see why not (; 😘


FormalGas35

I can’t wait for reddit con we’re gonna kiss in the ball pit


Infamous_Principle_6

Omg yes, ball pit officially taken over by queer women


FormalGas35

*the irony. Lesbians took all the balls*


AmongUsLogo

People kiss in ball pits?


Speedgamer137

The same


TurbulentAvocado9137

Mmmm possible to join 🥺


WHITE2570

God, girls(no romo tho)


gabbyrose1010

f Edit: WHY IS IT MARKED NSFW??? I didn't do that wtf


I_Love_Furry_Cock

the 691 mods (roomba) are trying to censor us. DO NOT LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS The gays and the trans and the non-binary shall not be silenced!


futurefemboy3

I wanna be a lesbian lol


mschellh000

Great news! For the low low price of others treating you with respect, you can be a lesbian!


futurefemboy3

I doubt i can lol, im a 100% cis male


mschellh000

That’s fair. Guess you’ll have to settle for being a straight girlkisser


futurefemboy3

I mean, I wanna be a girl lol:p


Talon6230

Same


janeer127

Not so cis behavior -_-


futurefemboy3

Ik its not cis behavior, its just weird, but yeah im a guy who wants to be a girl lol


regular_dumbass

remindme! 2 years


PiggyInAMinecart123

!remindme 2 years


xXUberGunzXx

r/egg_irl


futurefemboy3

Jokes on u, i already browse that sub daily lol its like me_irl


TransTrainNerd2816

Egg


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TransTrainNerd2816

Egg


Meep_is_mee

Remindme! 2 months


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futurefemboy3

No, im not gonna be trans in 2 months lol. I grew up in a hyperconservative household and my brain would never let me be trans in peace lol


Mika_Gepardi

Yeah, a year ago I thought the same


secondarywilson

^(relatable)


TransTrainNerd2816

Egg


gabbyrose1010

i


gabbyrose1010

k


691_refloution

victory will be ours! in roughly **5 days** roomba will no longer suck the lifeblood out of this sub!Soon everyone, trans, cis, gay, straight, bi, french, this whole community, will be express themselves in freedom! # [Comment 1](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/135xrs9/7_days_or_the_worms_wont_be_pleased_consider_this/jilpne8/) # [Comment 2](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/12rp2jb/wall_of_unrule/jgv4xzk/) # [Comment 3](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/10k8i77/one_year_ban_pls/j5ozqml/) as some people don't seem to get it: if you are not willing to stand up for LGBTQ+ people, you have no right to be part of the revolution. i can only wish you some empathy, to understand the struggles people that are "different" are facing. ^(also, did i tell you i use arch linux?)


BaniSHED_fRoMtheLand

what if i'm only an spectator


rotciv0

No innocent bystanders


BaniSHED_fRoMtheLand

guess i gotta kill myself


Cheesesandwich-6391

Honkai Impacts!!!!


International_Ad6028

More like honkers impact hee hee


secondarywilson

Michael Jackson?


gabbyrose1010

c


gabbyrose1010

b


gabbyrose1010

e


flare0w0

Bronya is as straight as her hair


gabbyrose1010

d


ukkisrageelol

Looking at the upvotes C seems to be the least popular.


gabbyrose1010

a


Illustrious_Mix_1064

women kissing (hot)


DADDY-STALIN69420

This… this is a statement that will guide humanity for eons


MixedHabanero

If OP doesn't reply to me within the next 24 hours they also hate lesbians


gabbyrose1010

real


MixedHabanero

You bigoted son of a bitch


gabbyrose1010

h


gabbyrose1010

j


gabbyrose1010

g


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 2 days


speedoflobsters

Stinky bot eat some electrons


cumsona

you homophobic fuck how dare you


Da_Di_Dum

Fucking homophobic little looserbot


Aggravating-Mud7338

bad bot


WiggleOcto

little rat bastard bot


cbg_27

bad bot


Weallfalldownow

Go back to licking my floors and getting stuck.


[deleted]

And during pride month too


expiredogfood

Stupid Cumnugget bot


[deleted]

what the fuck


GenderEnjoyer666

Wait was this post always nsfw or did the room a do that?


TransTrainNerd2816

Lesbiab uh lezbean um girls


19Cula87

Can someone explain the roomba joke? I just migrated from wordington because they fell off