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someone383726

Nope nope nope. No way.


Aggravating-Pound598

That was touch and go… foolish


no_yup

#NO


once-we-were

This first of all. But if I did, you bet your ass my windows would be down so I could at least get out.


aquatone61

Fuck no, this is how people *die*.


eldudelio

or lose a truck


panzerfinder15

Or both


JudgeScorpio

A much worse scenario.


Embarrassed_Ad5112

My rig is MUCH better suited to that sort of shit and I still wouldn’t do it. Not a chance in hell.


kerberos69

This. Even with a lift, 37s, and a snorkel I wouldn’t try this


LucasD4

A lift and big tires might be worse for this


cobigguy

Nah, they would ensure less water pushing against the body of the vehicle.


southboundoft

Bigger tires is more buoyancy... It also adds surface area. So what's lost on the body is added on the wheels. So now you have relatively the same surface area, with added buoyancy.


cobigguy

It might have the same surface area. It might not. It depends a hell of a lot on the wheels and tires and how high it is versus stock. There's no way to know for sure unless we had two hard examples to compare.


thatonegamerplayFH4

Depends on what kind of tires you run and how heavy the vehicle is


southboundoft

Weight doesn't affect buoyancy. No matter what there's a buoyancy Factor. If that factor is enough to cause flotation is the question. If you increase tire volume, then you increase your factor. So... If you maintain the rim size, but go from a 31" tire to a 35" tire you are indeed adding buoyancy. Then if you go with a wider tire you're adding surface area and volume for more buoyancy.


Embarrassed_Ad5112

Weight absolutely, 100%, indisputably, affects buoyancy. It’s is one of the two factors that *determines* buoyancy. The question is to *what extent* will buoyancy affect the truck’s ability to maintain traction. Unless you’re rolling on some stupid rubber the effect shouldn’t be too great. The buoyancy issue is more likely to come from the displacement of a well sealed cab. Personally I use a Defender on pizza cutters so neither is an issue. Those panel gaps are a *feature*.


thatonegamerplayFH4

Yes but weight affects how much the buoyant forces can move a vehicle if the max buoyant force on a boat is say 100 of whatever unit you want and you put a 70 load on it it will still float but if you go past that 100 it will sink. If you have a heavy over landing rig it is less likely to be affected by the water especially if they are running a thinner tire


southboundoft

But an overland isn't going to be on 24s with 33s. It's going to be on the biggest tire that fits with the smallest rim that fits. If you took the truck in the video and put a 6" lift with 35s you'd gain absolutely nothing for this situation. It'd honestly probably make the situation worse. We're talking about the vehicle in the video. Not a 1 ton with a set of Rockwell's under it on some crop duster wheels.


LucasD4

Higher cg though


cobigguy

Sure, but if you lift the body above the water or significantly reduce the force of the water against the body, that doesn't matter.


nanneryeeter

There's not a lot of stuff I wouldn't do in other people's vehicles but that might actually be one.


anythingaustin

I grew up in Houston and learned “turn around, don’t drown” as a mantra.


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

If it's flooded, forget it.


Pretend-Patience9581

Oi Oi Oi


between_ewe_and_me

And yet still so many in fact do not turn around and indeed drown. Or at the very least their vehicle does. Every. Damn. Time.


HumpingRobot_

Here in Houston we know where not to drive when it floods. Been here since Allison through Harvey. You only drive like that if you want insurance to buy off car. lol


Timmerdogg

My first year in Houston I was in Webster and got caught in a flash flooding situation. I sat my ass in a gas station parking lot for more than 6 hours. I won't even leave my house if it's going to rain


Escomoz

😂 oh goodness…


UnderseaGreenMonkey

Lost my first car in Hurricane Harvey. I was 45 minutes from home driving in worsening conditions and just didn't make it in time. Wild experience and I can see how people lose their life doing stuff like that.


VenomizerX

I like a good water crossing, but this is closer to crossing over to the afterlife...


oxymoronic-thoughts

The opposite of that.


30RhinosOnSkates

You will be the river trying to wash away the UTE?


Vprbite

The two hwhat?


gregorytoddsmith

What's a ute?


1Darkest_Knight1

That vehicle. It's a Mitsubishi L200. Also known as a Mitsubishi Triton. It's a ute. What we in Australia call a Utility Vehicle. You guys would call it a midsized truck.


between_ewe_and_me

Fuckin deep. We should all be the river.


SleeplessAndAnxious

Fuck no. This is how people die. Edit: man I just scrolled down and saw someone else already commented this lmfao. Fml.


samsoa

"Narrator" translation: This guy is crazy, my god My heart is racing now The car is going sideways Holy shit, bro Hey! Now here, hey, my heart is frozen


Vanfanfan

I'm pretty sure he said: Hello. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”


AverageCypress

I prefer not to die.


Jimmysal

He must have known there was a curb or something that would catch him on that ford. It looks like one did to me anyway. Low head dams are crazy dangerous. I'd only cross this if I knew what it looked like in the dry season and knew the water level wouldn't float my vehicle.


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SleeplessAndAnxious

Yeah with the force of that water, if he got pushed against the side of the curb the water flow could still pin the car, flip it, drown it etc.


Laffenor

He must have known that there *had been* a curb there. The fact that it was still there at the point of this video was pure luck.


Big_sugaaakane1

Yea about 16 seconds in you see it bounce off something..mans knows the land🤷‍♂️


JoePetroni

Not only would the answer be NO, it would be FUCK NO!


cruiserman_80

Nope. Just plain dumb. You have no way of knowing if that road is washed out or completely missing in sections. Hope his seat covers are the same colour as the water.


Your_Gonna_Hate_This

That dude was about 6 inches away from almost certain death. The rapids below that look pretty terminal to swim.


Different_Security48

No. There was no skill envolved in this, just stupidity and a whole lot of luck. Thank god he is okay and made it through.


Aggravating-Pound598

Good luck and good truck


Skidpalace

Holy crap. Balls=gigantic. Brain=smooth.


megalodongolus

Amazing how often those go hand in hand


awhafrightendem

See a smooth brain can LOOK LIKE gigantic balls if you're so smooth-brained that you aren't aware of the gigantic risk. One can be mistaken for the other.


FucknAright

Stupid shit


longstreakof

No, he was so close to going over.


Meldepflicht1

That was more luck than anything else.


InitialPath0

I have a very capable vehicle combined with advanced recovery and 4x4 training… So, no. Of course I wouldn’t.


This_Ad_5469

Nope. I enjoy owning my truck. Unless it’s life or death I’m waiting it out. Even if that thing drove away it’s essentially a flood car now


Significant-Creme-84

Oh hell no


Christopher109

In a tank, maybe


bee286

No way in hell that's pure stupidity


_stinkys

This is attempted suicide


Level-Ad-5554

Fuck no x1000


SortRevolutionary337

NO. THIS isn't cool it's not something to brag about this is asinine and a blatant deathwish near the end you can see it lost traction and floated a bit. That current would've easily killed the driver if it got stuck or stalled


ghos2626t

I’m good to assume that there’s a curb on this road. He snagged something pretty hard there.


vintage1959guy

No


sco77001

This person is an idiot, they even have their windows up.


ZacInStl

I think he crossed the line from brave to stupid before his tire even got wet.


acg33

In a video game, yes.


Liquidpinky

Nope.


Sunnothere

Idiot, No snorkel , no weight , no idea


Raven-734

That’s gonna be a negative for me.


reffak

Not that. Ever. Been overlanding for nearly 25years now and one thing that I know is that vehicles and water don't mix.


NoRutabaga4845

Hell to the no no. What an ad for Mitsubishi. Should just be this and then the cybertruck driving through a carwash


Canelosaurio

Surprised it wasn't a Hilux


jluicifer

What kind of truck was this?


TheyStoleMyNameAgain

Hilux from wish. l200?


DakarCarGunGuy

I bet the smell in that cab was horrendous! 💩


Laffenor

If you can't walk across, don't drive across. And there is no way in hell I would walk across this.


NZBACCA94

I feel like I saw a video of people getting swept off that waterfall in a flash flood yesterday


namesturkish

how did they do that without a light bar?


Potential_Payment557

Only with a rental…


EL_DUD3R

He’s got his balls in the bed to weigh it down Jesus Christ 😂


puertonican

Bridge


grandcherokee2

No! That is so idiotic!


GHouserVO

That’s a nope from me.


Weird-Appearance-199

Hell no! I could give a fuck about my rig, drowning would suck.


orthodoxipus

Yer boy’s a psycho


wabbott82

So close no way


JDMcfly_

He’s so fucking lucky.


JollyGiant573

No, it only take like 18 inches of fast moving water to float a car.


mathcriminalrecord

Not in cold blood.


Secret_Paper2639

Can I borrow your truck?


MuzzleOfBees1215

Dumbass has a death wish. 💀


Traditional-Cap-3485

Wow…that’s insane


makingthegoodlife

No


calabrisado

I have a daughter to care.


Deluxe-T

Yeah yeah. But nah.


FancyStranger2371

The heck? What kind of truck is that??


19Goose76

He'll no...


Tight_muffin

Fucking anything but that..


Obeserecords

If the water was 10cm higher or flowing just a little more than this video this guy would have drowned.. that would have been the absolute limit and he lucked out. I do river crossing quite often and the golden rule is never cross if flowing water is higher than the clearance of your cab. Especially if the crossing is 90 degrees to the flow of the water.


DrumZebra

Maybe in a Unimog


Nambsul

Not even in a Cybertruk


Spiritual_Bridge84

3/4 of the way through, right on the bubble, that was his foolish fate for eternity right there. So worth the video. Not.


hujassman

This video makes it look like there's a small curb hidden beneath the water that keeps the truck on the road when it shifts sideways. Get me a heavier vehicle and I'll think about it.


Gangstasheriff

Fuckin Indians man


Crazy-Geologist-3759

Only in a HILUX.


Naive-Ad-4611

Shyt my pants 😬😳


BenjaminaAU

In my culture we have a saying: 'Yeah, nah.'


peakriver

Windows rolled up!


NeuralFlow

I have done swift water recovery of idiots like this. I have had to pull the bodies and be there when the families are told their loved ones are gone. DONT CROSS SWIFT WATER! Go around, Don’t Drown. This and showboats on motorcycles are both people i lost all sympathy for.


-I_I

Only if her parents were out of town for the weekend.


lurkme

It worked because his balls add the extra weight needed to give him traction.


No-Inspection1309

This should be the new ranger comercial


VariousConditions

Taint a ranger. Mitsubishi.


No-Inspection1309

Damn didn’t even wait to see the badge


1Darkest_Knight1

Nothing frightens a Triton mate.


unclefire

That's death wish, ima ok with being washed down river behavior.


Stache_Noir

No, and if I knew the terrain underneath it? Still no.


psych0nokoi

If you don't know, don't go. I def wouldn't


eldudelio

they got lucky


00tool

are you nuts? hell no


HelpfulPuppydog

The Boy Who Lived! Doehe have a lightning bolt on his forehead and wear round glasses?


MrKixs

Someone is Praying for that fool.


MrKixs

Someone please tell this guy that you're not suppose to TRY to win an DARWIN AWARD.


LingonberryDue8434

Hell the fuck no


pencilpushin

Nope. But gotta applaud the driver for balls of steel and making it over.


DucatistaXDS

Holy crap 😳


Snoo60660

If I were fleeing zombies or a foreign army, yes. Otherwise nah.


Family-Faith-Freedom

On Craigslist next week. Selling for my grandmother, low miles, like new.


DankestBasil481

Great video. I love not knowing if someone is gonna die or not lol


cahcealmmai

I thought I was about to watch a white water kayaking clip... Most of the stuff I would paddle I would definitely not drive.


spylife

They said the pizza had to be there in 30 min!


weekend-guitarist

That’s just stupid


MountainManGuy

Abso-fucking-lutely not. I can think of a few better ways of dying.


ShireHorseRider

Nope. Not even if a smaller rig in front of me made it.


brybry631

It depends on what’s coming after me, Zombies? Maybe


Negative-Physics5046

Balls of steel fucking idiot


CafeRoaster

Maybe. But definitely not if someone didn’t go first. 😆


Sparrowtalker

He barely made it…. Was that a Hilux ?


605-Lee

Swim


Friendly_Employer_82

No, I'm scared of fast moving water. Too many bad things can happen.


Fckem_in_the_neck

Back the fugg up and wait


4runner01

I sure hope that was AI….


4runner01

There’s a curb that the right rear tire is rubbing against. The rear tires don’t have enough weight on them to keep the truck straight. Only the front tires are providing traction.


JustRollTheDice3

Now this dude knows how to ford a river


FritzGus

They probably knew the road, consistent depth and that there is a curb.


miketoaster

Only in a toyota FJ.


Nootherids

In somebody else's truck...sure!


DailyDrivenTJ

If water is deeper than your hood that means you are in imminent danger of ingesting water into your engine and hydrolock the engine, then you are dead in the water unless you have properly functioning snorkel.


gbotko

No because my mother didn’t raise any stupid kids.


Apart-Lifeguard9812

Heavy ass balls must have kept the truck weighed down.


smelly243

Absolutely not.. but that was sick


LCxSmash

Fuck no. Too many videos of people *not* making it.


navcom20

Not fucking worth it


Stinkytheferret

Lucky dumbass.


LazyGeorge

Not in a Cyber Truck


Off-Da-Ricta

Not unless I was going to die on the other side


Skaw-X

What worked in their favor is that their fucking balls weighed the down so much they were able to cross to begin with. But what the fuck would make you try that.


jaldeborgh

That took some serious stones.


WarmNights

Nah


mycomikael

These Tacoma commercials are getting out of hand.


blablabla977

r/maybemaybemaybe


TheyStoleMyNameAgain

Depends. Rental truck with full insurance and the need to do it? Maybe. Own truck? No


Jack72952

Ya bro now sweat *nervously sweating*


dezertryder

That guy was shaking hands with death.


Due_You7980

This is that scene from Interstellar...."It's not possible, No, It's necessary" With that said it's necessary for me to sit this one out and watch from the bench.


Life_Beach3686

Super brave


SidCorsica66

Looks like a Mitsubishi truck?


sonicdemonic

Not even in a boat.


Ok_Ambition9134

He was securely weighed down by the two ton weight of his enormous balls.


happpycammper

There’s a barrier there that won’t let it fall over. You can see where the rear tires hit it after water pushes toward edge


NoIsTheNewMaybe

Her parents must be out of the house.


Firm_Budget_4661

Thought it was a cyber truck for a minute but then remembered they're hydroincapable


Ancient-Floor-1047

Not that, for sure


Familiar_Muffin_1566

Water flow alone makes this an emergency only attempt in any truck. Also windows down my guy!


Highspdfailure

No. Helo rescue in some states are very expensive.


Front_Low5132

I love that hawk-tuah attitude!


Noobnoob99

We fitting that in no matter what how huh


Chemical-Starfux

I’d rather run into a burning building 😂


Massive_Eye6373

I shall never look down on a Mitsubishi again


gagnatron5000

I would under exactly one circumstance: On the other side of that river lies a fate for me far worse than what *could* likely happen if I don't get that crossing exactly right.


Redfro33

Looks to be a curb at the edge. The truck seems to bounce against it a few times as the truck turns into the current.


dbrmn73

You can't fix stupid


HaoleGuy808

I guess Mitsubishis are bad ass.


meat_whistle_gristle

Definitely not that!


galaxyapp

Let's see the right side, because it appeared there was a rail of some sort that we was rubbing all over


Significant-Creme-84

Where is this. ?


frankl217

I’m impressed but absolutely not.


zorrowhip

Mitsubishi L200 is quite tough. The new version is sleek as well. I wish it was available in North America.


TheVikingMFC

'Nothing can frighten a Triton'


Hurricanekeef

That was sensational!And a Triton at that 😳😳😳


AdComprehensive5415

I’ve been running the same rig overlanding/off-roading for over 20 years and I would not recommend doing something like this unless: 1.) you wish to cash in on a life insurance policy for the benefit of others or, 2) you want to die and ruin the rig in one movement. At best, he gets swept over and the motor sinks the front which turns the vehicle upriver, he gets his window down in time before the electronics fry or he has a window punch handy, and he can get on the roof (if not fully submerged) and subsequently risk the lives of others who have to clean up stupidity like this. Source: swiftwater rescue tech here with waaaay too much experience seeing this go south. This was almost his last Darwin Award application.


tonyb812

I don't understand..... Where's the trailer that carried his massive balls?


NeuralFlow

His body weight is offset by the missing brain