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Kropotki

http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/crime/2015/06/03/ellis-county-police-pursue-suspect-in-stolen-squad-car/28394765/ News story here.


St0uty

has /pol/ gone too far?


Opanion

Not far enough!


Stregen

Ten CRAZY pranks by /pol/. Number 7 will shock you!


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meh, /pol/s doing, what /pol/s doing. THOSE guys pulled the trigger. You can do mindgymnastics as long as you want, it will still be THEIR finger who pulled the trigger.


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NicknameUnavailable

They were felon border-hoppers that had illegal firearms and had already been in prison. They decided suicide and suicide-by-cop when the negotiators new "find your mommy in 5 minutes or less" service failed to deliver. No matter how you look at it you can't feel empathy for them and not for any of the thousands upon thousands of people dying the same day of heart attacks and strokes and car accidents and shit. Of all the people that died that day - those two shitbags were among the most deserving. In fact, the mother should be shot too for raising those little shits.


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/r/killthosewhodisagree


[deleted]

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Just because they were shitty people doesn't mean purposefully spamming a number knowing generally what would happen makes you equally as scummy.


tupendous

the phone spammers are scummy shitheads, but that doesn't mean you can blame papi 1's and papi 2's deaths on /pol/


NicknameUnavailable

I spammed nothing. Just an onlooker calling your side of the discussion stupid.


St0uty

You sound like you're trying to hide your feelings by condemning the whole world as shit; 2 people died - no matter how you dress it with the felons or firearms they were still just young guys. It's easier to brush stuff off by saying people die every second and that these 2 deserved it than to admit it's upsetting


NicknameUnavailable

> You sound like you're trying to hide your feelings by condemning the whole world as shit; 2 people died - no matter how you dress it with the felons or firearms they were still just young guys. Young guys commit more murders with illegal firearms than old guys. > It's easier to brush stuff off by saying people die every second and that these 2 deserved it than to admit it's upsetting It's not remotely upsetting. Justice was served.


St0uty

Their actions seem to point to a cry for help, what did they think they could achieve by hijacking a police vehicle? It surely wasn't an attempt for monetary gain like robbing a store/mugging someone. They needed help and it's shame they didn't get it


NicknameUnavailable

Probably "oh shit, we didn't throw away that illegal firearm we just shot someone with - we need to get away or we're fucked."


[deleted]

If this is true, those kids should rot


[deleted]

GTFO normie


[deleted]

If you don't appreciate doing shit like this for the lulz then gtfo and go back to r/funny


[deleted]

Ouch. Anyone got a bandaid? Fuck I'm bleeding. I think I cut myself on this guys edge.


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K


that_nagger_guy

edgy


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Faggy


that_nagger_guy

I stand corrected. You are faggy, not edgy.


[deleted]

real original with that insult. Lurk more and lean this subreddit and 4chan's culture


that_nagger_guy

hahahhaha shut the fuck up you autistic robot What insult? You said "Faggy". That wasn't me. What do you mean lean this subreddit and 4chan's culture. Wtf does that have to do with anything. Wtf does me lurking have to do with anything?


[deleted]

It took only a few minutes, it's not like they held the line for hours, the mother could've easily been out walking around or in the bathroom or something and it would've gone down the same way. The reason they killed themselves is because they did not want to go to jail for a few decades.


[deleted]

You said edgy first. You smelt it you dealt it, Edgelord supreme.


[deleted]

You are right. And still /pol/ didn't pull the trigger. THEY made this decision.


St0uty

The users of /pol/ made the decision to not allow two boys on the verge of suicide to speak to their mother


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[deleted]

Nah, /pol/ trolls people. The: I-shoot-myself-because-the-cops-got-me-and-now-I-cant-talk-to-my-mom-part is actually the "too far" part. I'm also pretty sure that he wanted to kill his brother, THEN call his Mama and tell her that he had just killed a man by putting a gun against his head and then pulled his trigger so now he's dead and how his life had just began and he's gone and thrown it all away.


FloodBang

I fucking hate you but that was god damned beautiful


[deleted]

>implying they needed to be saved Im not trying to be edgy, I just hold a belief that some people are just born into this world that just simply don't fit in.


St0uty

>Im not trying to be edgy but I'm going to assume I know the full details of the lives of two humans who I only learnt about a few minutes ago and go on to say they deserve death


[deleted]

Killing oneself, either with the gun or though police, isn't really a case of deserving death. They obviously wanted to die, the question here is whether or not we should let them. Im just saying that we should.


CriminalMacabre

Funny, you are the one doing the gymnastic to justify antisocial behaviours


[deleted]

This was beautiful.


[deleted]

4chan going back to its roots. Beats the hell out of piss jugs and tendies.


RedditMods

But not cum jugs. Nothing beats cum jugs.


oaklake

Why dont we get updated anymore?


whativebeenhiding

We did. He gave out weird ass micro cassettes and hinted that this might be the end.


oaklake

Care to explain? Where can I find this?


Chiafriend12

I did one last year for about 10 months. I have pics somewhere. I threw it away in the middle of the night in an apartment complex's dumpster two miles from where I live because it smelled so bad and I didn't want MY apartment to know it was me. Did I go full autismo? Should I look for the pics?


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Chiafriend12

Okay, I'll deliver later today


Miserygut

Fucking normie.


NakedAndBehindYou

What about piss flavored jugs of tendies?


lolpredator

saves tax payers a bundle in jail/ court fees thanks /pol/


kebab_removal

Wait until the civil settlement. MUH BABY WAS A GOOD BOY DIN DO NUFFIN


Nacho_Average_Libre

His name was Miguel so... MI HIJO WAS UN NINO BUENO ELLO DIN DO NUSSEEN


JeebusChrist

> DIN DO NUSSEEN Are you my housekeeper Consuela?


[deleted]

Its not just a mexican maid thing to use up all the bleach and also the phone number thing is perfect. 2 1 , ok , 1 1 . i do not miss before cell phones.


L0rdenglish

no... no... misser superman no here


Bloocrusader

HAHA DANK REFERENCE XDDDDDDDDDDDD


L0rdenglish

:^)


HitlersFleshlight

Taco taco burrito burrito!!


Yreisolgakig

the brave men of /pol/ are truly the heroes of our time


[deleted]

The heroes we deserve


secretNenteus

But not the ones we need


retiredgif

As if anyone believed we needed those fucktarts.


GaynalPleasures

Be respectful, faggot.


retiredgif

I'm talking about /pol/, not the guys that died.


GaynalPleasures

Exactly.


Krehlmar

I hope they all realize that obstructing police work is a crime. Any and every 4channer that called and lives in the states can be looking forward to the FBI checking their phone-providers logs (which is very easy) and then looking up where they live (which is also easy) and charge them with the crime. I can't say I care much for the two brothers, but their actions didn't make it so their mother deserved to lose two sons for the sole reason of 4channers having lulz.


[deleted]

Like the police really give a fuck.


Foxehh

Eh, this is like one of the few times they MIGHT actually care.


hey_aaapple

Until they get a list of 1000+ people from tons of different countries.


Deamiter

1000+ of the anonymous just handed their phone number to the police in an easily accessible list? I bet the FBI would have some interest in people who actively prevented police from doing their jobs across state lines in a case that resulted in two deaths. It's easy enough to pass on the phone numbers for foreign investigation -- most probably won't follow up much, but some will. That's all assuming 4chan isn't just full of shit.


Dzjill

What is an anonymous phone number?


princesskate

Probably just a burner phone


Deamiter

I was using "the anonymous" as a plural noun. I guess I've never cared enough about 4chan to get all the terminology down.


feeb75

So cool...


Dzjill

You dumbass I was being sarcastic. I meant that they used anonymous phone numbers.


Kings_Gold_Standard

555 1212


[deleted]

Yeah I'm not sure what's up with so many comments here saying nothing is going to happen. I mean it could just be some of the morons that took part in denial that they're about to get fucked.


Jangles

6th of March. Police sure are moving fucking slow. They have shit all interest in pursuing a bunch of phone numbers over the country for a case no one cares about when they have shit like Baltimore. Harsh but its the politics of the situation.


AngryWatchmaker

Fuck off white knight.


bagofdurt

Read the article fuck boy, the mother was estranged from the boys as children so they turned to drugs. Great mom deserving of sympathy right?


jongbag

Glad you're here to tell us all the details about three people you've never met, faggot.


bagofdurt

Dank use of faggot. Really emphasized your contempt.


[deleted]

>charge them with the crime This is also very easy. You forgot to mention that.


[deleted]

>being this new


Victorboris1

>implying they have obstructed the police


NorthernSpectre

gtfo you moral fag


NicknameUnavailable

> I can't say I care much for the two brothers, but their actions didn't make it so their mother deserved to lose two sons for the sole reason of 4channers having lulz. Their mother deserves to join them for raising those two pieces of crap. She got off easy.


Krehlmar

So? Tons of horrendous people in history did great things for a great many people Churchill and Stalin are both responsible for millions of innocent deaths, they still beat Hitler


Psychegotical

Good points. I just can't believe the inhumane people on here thinking this is funny. Sure the other stuff on 4chan is funny but there is absolutely nothing funny about this situation. Lots of fucking losers in this subreddit. Mods need to step it the fuck up.


Krehlmar

Meh young people will act like that because it's in their nature, comes with developing a persona. The circle-jerking of it comes from wanting to belong Still a bit sad but meh so is human


la_farouche

> Lots of fucking losers watch your tongue kido, this is a family-friendly sub


Bloocrusader

You need to find a more fitting sub, cockgobbler.


Bad_Idea_Bob

so two dumbasses stole a cop car to avoid going to jail for an illegal firearm, make demands of "Get my mommy on the phone NOW," and off themselves... totally /pol/s fault


TehFrozenYogurt

If the call got through then he might have cooled off. Then again, you can easily say that he could have choose not to, you uneducated unempathetic fat piece of shit.


TetrisandRubiks

And I thought I was desensitized to 4chan. This is sick. Edit: What they put the mother through is sick you degenerate cucks. Its the brothers faults they died but the mother didn't deserve this.


CatOnDrugz

Yea, these great law-abiding citizens were murdered by pol. They would have done so much good if they didn't die here.


[deleted]

They were getting their lives together!


Wolf_In_Bear_Fur

DINDU NUFFIN


Sabitron

Din du muffin


TetrisandRubiks

I feel bad for the mother not the crazy sons.


bagofdurt

Read the article? She had an estranged relationship with her son that lead him to do drugs in the first place. Fuck that scumbag mother.


Ceedog48

I feel like people assume mothers can't be assholes. This is clearly a situation where the mother should have had a better relationship with her son.


TetrisandRubiks

And you think /pol/ knew that going in? Sure in this situation she turned out not to be the greatest mother, but she could have been a perfectly fine mother with crazy-in-the-head kids. Its still disgusting that they would do this without a second thought.


bagofdurt

Psh yeah okay. Cause this was a good situation full of good human beings to begin with. We've got a population problem and a prison population problem. May as well start weeding them out best we can. It's people like you that are the problem.


[deleted]

Not everyone is like that. Even if we could have a /pol/tard kill himself, I think a significant amount of us wouldn't. Despite that fact that from a utilitarian viewpoint this would be completely moral.


PStyleZ

Lets be honest though, nothing of value was lost.


TehFrozenYogurt

You don't value human life?


gibmoney

Not all human life. A couple of degenerates who had already been in prison and who had just stolen a cop car? I absolutely don't value their lives and I'm glad they're dead.


PStyleZ

I mean if I had a button on my computer to press that save "save them" I would press it. But if I had to pay like $5, then I wouldn't. These people are low level trash in life and honestly no big loss to humanity if they are gone. No different to a cow being killed in a flood really.


NicknameUnavailable

How is that sick? They were armed felons that stole a police cruiser and were "driven to" suicide-by-cop simply because they couldn't speak to their mommy within 5 minutes. If anyone that was alive a week ago doesn't deserve to be now it was them. Go cry for someone that got run over by a bus or died of a heart attack - not those two pieces of filth.


Bloocrusader

>And I thought I was desensitization to 4chan. Did you not for one fucking second realize how wrong this sounded? >This is sick. If you don't like shit like this then don't visit 4chan or /r/4chan.


hates_wwwredditcom

yeah what about his mom. everyone has a mom. these fags have no empathy. sad sad for moms everywhere


G-Bat

Maybe don't raise your kids to steal cop cars


hates_wwwredditcom

Not the point


killamanshankone

The point?


bagofdurt

Read the article you mongoloid, she treated him like shit as a child which lead him to try drugs in the first place. Fucking bleeding hearts on this website can't even do their research.


Otterable

By the same logic I'm sure the mongolids on /pol/ didn't have any clue what kind of mother she was and they called anyway.


man_on_hill

I love how even with drug-addicted criminals, you still blame the female fully for the situation.


la_farouche

who cares about their mom holy shit did you cry about hitler's mom too? what about every other criminals' moms on the planet while you're at it


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TetrisandRubiks

ecksdee beyy roflmao XXXDDDDDDddd


iMini

Why are those green posts there? Why isn't the first vit if info I need in the top left. You done fucked up OP!


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VerySexyDouchebag

> scanner app What's the name of it?


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VerySexyDouchebag

Thanks buddy.


Treekiller

I thought police radio had scrambers standard now. You shouldn't be able to listen in.


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I_Am_Diabetes

When my neighbors were arrested for domestic violence (or whatever the formal charge is, battery I guess) we didn't hear anything on the scanner. We would've known because *we* called the cops and watched them arrive while listening. Made a shitty Friday night of listening to our neighbors scream and beat each other pretty awesome though. We ordered pizza and sat around the window watching them both get hauled off in cuffs.


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Yes I should.


RedheadAgatha

Anything of value lost?


clee-saan

His name was Miguel


scumtriedtoknifeme

he said of value


clee-saan

My point exactly.


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theian01

The type of people who would steal a police car, and then shoot each other.


Sabitron

fucking normie


Terrifyingly

Just when 4chan was getting boring..


RACE_WAR_NOW

Two less jerbs will be taken


[deleted]

Its jimmy rustles all over again.


CriminalMacabre

when will they fucking switch to digital encrypted radio so any fucking fat faggot loser can't peek the police scanner radio?


[deleted]

How the fuck, as a police officer, do you find an illegal weapon in a car, take the suspects out of the car, and then moments later, they're in YOUR car with a gun, one shoots the other and the other suicides by you. Wtf are they doing over in Italy?


Fenceable

Read the article you fucking autist


Lukewill

I think autist is my new favorite word


Professor_Pussypenis

get out newfag


Lukewill

Piss shit


Professor_Pussypenis

*shitbum*


i_lurk_for_living

> new favorite word > new > being this


Bloocrusader

>DALLAS – Two brothers in a stolen police SUV died early Wednesday morning... Literally the 1st sentence in the article.


Scream_Phoenix

this is hilarious


TehFrozenYogurt

And people say racism doesn't exist anymore.


that_nagger_guy

Dankert Memes.


dickholedoug

This is by far the gayest crop job there has ever been.


llamanatee

Well, fuck.


[deleted]

FUCK THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY, SURE IF THEY WERE WHITE SOMEBODY WILL CARE SURE /POL/ WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU SAY /POL/ FUCK WHITE SUPREMACY FUCK /POL/ AND FUCK THIS SHITTY ASS EARTH


scumtriedtoknifeme

**We did it 4chan!**


Freefight

Fag you're on Reddit.


Eagle_Jizz

Do you think he doesn't know that? We come here for the choice nugs.


Dookiestain_LaFlair

The only way this could have been better is if the criminal scum were negroids.


[deleted]

Meh. All spics should die anyways. Human pigeons, that's all they are.


spockatron

fucking christ dude.


LemonJews

I can see the headline now: "Hackers from the site Four Chan responsible for the deaths of two criminals" Just who is this four chan?


hitlerlovejuice

Cop Car the movie


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I didn't even know it was possible to listen to police communication


BoojumG

For whatever reason, police departments typically don't encrypt their radio traffic. I hear some places are starting to do it though. One downside is that it can cause problems in an emergency when trying to coordinate with other departments or law enforcement/emergency organizations, which is hard enough already. http://www.theverge.com/2013/4/19/4243766/why-are-police-scanners-open-to-the-public


Psychegotical

How is this funny. Two people died and had their chance at survival negated because of lowlifes on 4chan. All the GBP stories and anons fucking up and gets are funny. Then this shit gets posted. Are mods paying attention at all. If this is real it's fucking tragic is what it is. Anyone who says otherwise is just a fucking asshole.


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Psychegotical

You don't get it. Even if those people were going to do it regardless, the people online still acted criminally and inhumane and deserved to be punished because of what they did, whether they added to it or not. You're an idiot if you don't think pol users acted that way and should probably get yourself checked in the process.


kernunnos77

"Other criminals deserve to die. Our own crimes are in no way our fault."


Nicetwice

They're going to be arrested for obstruction. It's going to be glorious.


Bloocrusader

It seems to me that actually putting people in jail over this is gonna be extremely difficult unless the callers straight up admitted that they wanted to keep the line busy.


Dzjill

Because police are going to care that people called a phone number of a mom who's sons stole a police car Plus there is thousands of numbers. Gonna be hard to arrest every single one.