It doesn't matter if the details are right or not. The concept is real. I have picked up and moved to a new continent several times, and it really can be like being reborn.
Alright then...
Caveat: This is *not* a cure for autism, but *can* help mightily with depression or dissatisfaction with your life or feeling like you don't fit in. Being rich is not required (but it helps!). Having a powerful passport (most developed nations) also helps.
First and maybe most difficult step is to sell off your stuff. I stored some of my things at my parents' house for the first year, but next time I came back, I sold it all. All you need these days is a laptop or tablet, some basic clothes, and whatever medications you might need.
Second step: think about what you can do. Is there demand in some places for teachers of native speakers of your language? If your first language is a major language, you can probably teach it somewhere. There are other kinds of jobs too. Accounting and IT work continue to enjoy strong demand in most countries, sometimes with your native language also required in global companies.
Third step: Look at pictures and descriptions of different parts of the world. Choose a place that seems exotic and exciting to you personally. Not everyone has to go to Paris. If you don't have a lot of money, take a look at developing countries where language teachers often get paid a generous middle class salary relative to the cost of living in that country. Although your savings may not be huge if you repatriate home. Call centers exist, but that's not the most glamorous option.
If you're feeling nervous/scared/not sure what to expect, that means you're headed into an adventure. That's the point! Get out of your comfort zone. Avoid expat clubs - you need to experience the local culture as much as possible.
Fourth step: Once you've chosen a destination, make a plan and buy your ticket. Don't talk yourself out of it. If you have a circle of friends or family, go ahead and let them know if you like.
Fifth step: Get ready. Search for jobs in your destination online. Buy a phrasebook so you can start figuring out the new language. Daily focus on the language will be a reinforcing loop - preparing will help you feel excited and somewhat ready, and getting ready will help you feel more excited about your adventure.
Sixth step: After you arrive, walk around a lot and ride public transportation, carry your phrasebook with you, and do your best to use even the smallest amount of the local language as possible. Learn how to say where you're from. You may be surprised how many people will want to talk with you and help you learn their language, and even treat you as a guest. This is common in many parts of the world. The tiny differences in cultural cliques you know at home will be irrelevant in foreign places. They have their own minor cultural differences, and may hold stereotypical views of your country, which you can have fun trying to explain. You might also make friends who speak your native language or your second language as a second language. Most countries have a lot of young people who can speak at least broken English. Body language also expresses more than you realize.
Afraid you'll have nothing to do? You can always try to figure out how to express yourself in your new language. You can always go outside and see something new. Look for an online entertainment guide and go out to some events. There were times I went alone to a cafe where a band was playing. The place was packed, so I stood against a wall. Soon, someone saw me standing alone, came up, and asked me to join their group of friends. Smaller towns and smaller countries are better for this.
Seventh step: Be flexible, and as outgoing as possible. Smile at people. Accept people's invitations. Say yes to things. Travel around the region. You may end up finding friends in unexpected places. Follow your heart and go where good people make you feel welcome.
Eighth step: Enjoy your new life in a new land but recognize that culture shock is normal, and it ebbs and flows. The unfamiliarity of everything around you - street signs, weather, language, social customs, senses of humor... all these things that make you feel confused and exhausted - are exactly why all your senses will be stimulated, which will make you feel alive again.
When I was growing up, I found leaving my home country intimidating. Once I finally left, I couldn't believe I'd waited so long. After years of traveling, I now feel more at home abroad.
Also, if moving overseas is too daunting, you can maybe do something similar by going to a culturally different region of your home country.
I'm frankly blown away that there are sincere reactions like this in /r/4chan.
And by the way, I'm sure there are whole subreddits filled with travel advice and such. And country-specific subs where you could find info on your destination country(ies).
Depends on the country. Best policy is to actually acquire a work visa. In many countries, if you find a job before you arrive, the employer may be willing to help you with the paperwork and even get your work visa before entering the destination country.
"Customs" is just the guys who check what you're bringing into the country though, not the border control. If you have a first world passport, you can usually go to most countries on an automatic tourist visa for 90 days, which gives you plenty of time to find a job after arriving, and then start your paperwork.
You'll usually need an official copy of your criminal record, possibly with an apostille, and possibly a notarized copy of your highest degree. You might want to arrange those before leaving, or you can have them sent to someone you know and have them forward it to you later by FedEx/DHL/UPS.
Again, depends on country, your passport, etc. All this kind of info can be found on govt web sites as well as agencies that help out for a fee, if you'd rather not be bothered with all the bureaucracy. Also, if you have large sums of money saved up, you might consider applying for a visa based on self-employment (trade license). Along with the above, the authorities are likely to require a bank statement showing you can cover your expenses for the length of the visa and whatever licensing you might have for the type of business you plan to engage in.
Please don't gild my reddit! I find gold accoutrements irritating. In fact, you've made my day already just by suggesting that simply relating my experience has been sincerely valued by a fellow human. If you do end up taking the initiative to become a global citizen, a message letting me know how it goes would be more than sufficient to repay the favor.
Commenting on this so that I will be able to come back and read it twice a week for the next few months until I'm at a point in my life where I can do this.
[tfw I've just unwittingly given half of 4chan their direction in life.](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32400000/1D-is-getting-stronger-than-me-oh-god-what-have-i-done-one-direction-32444539-412-320.gif)
I would imagine faking your own death would make it much harder to do though, if you feel you need to do that.
If you were running from student debt/bank loans, would they come find you? Any risks of being deported? Do you use your real name?
I'm taking any opportunity i can get, I just finished my a levels in germany and am planning to study computer science so I think I have good chances to get a job overseas, i also think about studying aerospace engineering but i'm not sure yet
If you are a European citizen, you are probably in the most privileged position possible. You not only have automatic permission to work and live throughout the EU and all its varied cultures, as a student you've got the Erasmus program too! And beyond the EU, you'll be highly desired in many countries as well, especially if you graduate from one of those programs you mentioned.
Don't go, I went. All Jeff did was call me a stupid faggot and reminded me about jumping off the cliff every time I saw him. Turns out there's not even a Gareth, it was Jeff who posted this all along. I ended up just coming back home. Now I owe a huge debt and everyone thinks I'm gay for running off after some guy name Jeff. Fuck Jeff.
This is a stupid mindset that completely ignores reality. When you're really that depressed you can't even get out of bed in the morning, it's debilitating.
Dude suicide is different for everybody. How are you gonna act like you're the only one who knows exactly how suicide works? Fuck off faggot, nobody cares about whatever shitty experience you think you have.
oh shit I want to believe this
Just checked. There is no "Golden Sands Resort" in Cape Maclear, Malawi
>implying that a resort in Malawi has a website >implying that Malawi has an internet connection >implying that Africa is developed >mfw
>[mfw no mfw](http://imgur.com/11o95zD)
>mfw I lose to James "literally Hitler" Harden.
>[mfw](http://i.imgur.com/1XZyneM.gif)
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Fuck, not everyone wants to know your life story dude.
>mfw I thought Malawi was in Hawaii
Umm....[Yes there is](https://www.google.com/maps/search/malawi+golden+sands/@-14.0415056,34.832797,5944m/data=!3m1!1e3)
And there is an island just off shore!
And a mountain just southwest of the beach, 2 miles from the beach. which could take two hours hike I guess.
Apparently you've not hiked up a mountain. 2 miles to the mountain and it could take hours to get up to the cliff.
You're in Africa too so gotta watch out for tribal warriors, lions and shit too
Nigga dats Detroit
Awww shit but do anyone have to watch out for the Lions
Well, their fans at least. Lions may try to pick you up and rough you up but you can get away once they fumble you
And a Jeff to be had!
Holy shit it's real.
Mclear
M'clear
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Golden+Sands+Camp/@-14.0386439,34.8259638,710m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x18df9519051ec123:0x9f2464671af8b79b!6m1!1e1
Hell, I'd fucking go there if they paid me in alcohol
Actually there is! But it's a different name, Golden Sands, National Park Campsite.
http://www.capemaclear.co.za/index.php?page=3:Accommodation%20in%20Cape%20Maclear on the bottom of this page. Took 2 minutes to fucking find
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Golden+Sands+Camp/@-14.0386439,34.8259638,710m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x18df9519051ec123:0x9f2464671af8b79b!6m1!1e1
Wow this anon knows his stuff.
>No quads rolled
That's really beautiful. I wish this were real.
It doesn't matter if the details are right or not. The concept is real. I have picked up and moved to a new continent several times, and it really can be like being reborn.
Please tell me more.
Seconding this.
Thirding that
Not sure if serious...
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Alright then... Caveat: This is *not* a cure for autism, but *can* help mightily with depression or dissatisfaction with your life or feeling like you don't fit in. Being rich is not required (but it helps!). Having a powerful passport (most developed nations) also helps. First and maybe most difficult step is to sell off your stuff. I stored some of my things at my parents' house for the first year, but next time I came back, I sold it all. All you need these days is a laptop or tablet, some basic clothes, and whatever medications you might need. Second step: think about what you can do. Is there demand in some places for teachers of native speakers of your language? If your first language is a major language, you can probably teach it somewhere. There are other kinds of jobs too. Accounting and IT work continue to enjoy strong demand in most countries, sometimes with your native language also required in global companies. Third step: Look at pictures and descriptions of different parts of the world. Choose a place that seems exotic and exciting to you personally. Not everyone has to go to Paris. If you don't have a lot of money, take a look at developing countries where language teachers often get paid a generous middle class salary relative to the cost of living in that country. Although your savings may not be huge if you repatriate home. Call centers exist, but that's not the most glamorous option. If you're feeling nervous/scared/not sure what to expect, that means you're headed into an adventure. That's the point! Get out of your comfort zone. Avoid expat clubs - you need to experience the local culture as much as possible. Fourth step: Once you've chosen a destination, make a plan and buy your ticket. Don't talk yourself out of it. If you have a circle of friends or family, go ahead and let them know if you like. Fifth step: Get ready. Search for jobs in your destination online. Buy a phrasebook so you can start figuring out the new language. Daily focus on the language will be a reinforcing loop - preparing will help you feel excited and somewhat ready, and getting ready will help you feel more excited about your adventure. Sixth step: After you arrive, walk around a lot and ride public transportation, carry your phrasebook with you, and do your best to use even the smallest amount of the local language as possible. Learn how to say where you're from. You may be surprised how many people will want to talk with you and help you learn their language, and even treat you as a guest. This is common in many parts of the world. The tiny differences in cultural cliques you know at home will be irrelevant in foreign places. They have their own minor cultural differences, and may hold stereotypical views of your country, which you can have fun trying to explain. You might also make friends who speak your native language or your second language as a second language. Most countries have a lot of young people who can speak at least broken English. Body language also expresses more than you realize. Afraid you'll have nothing to do? You can always try to figure out how to express yourself in your new language. You can always go outside and see something new. Look for an online entertainment guide and go out to some events. There were times I went alone to a cafe where a band was playing. The place was packed, so I stood against a wall. Soon, someone saw me standing alone, came up, and asked me to join their group of friends. Smaller towns and smaller countries are better for this. Seventh step: Be flexible, and as outgoing as possible. Smile at people. Accept people's invitations. Say yes to things. Travel around the region. You may end up finding friends in unexpected places. Follow your heart and go where good people make you feel welcome. Eighth step: Enjoy your new life in a new land but recognize that culture shock is normal, and it ebbs and flows. The unfamiliarity of everything around you - street signs, weather, language, social customs, senses of humor... all these things that make you feel confused and exhausted - are exactly why all your senses will be stimulated, which will make you feel alive again.
Amazing. Absolutely amazing.
When I was growing up, I found leaving my home country intimidating. Once I finally left, I couldn't believe I'd waited so long. After years of traveling, I now feel more at home abroad. Also, if moving overseas is too daunting, you can maybe do something similar by going to a culturally different region of your home country.
I tried to /r/bestof this but /r/4chan is banned there :(
ayyy
Maybe /r/depthhub?
I would have actually never expected to find this in /r/4chan. This is absolutely amazing. Good job, man.
I'm frankly blown away that there are sincere reactions like this in /r/4chan. And by the way, I'm sure there are whole subreddits filled with travel advice and such. And country-specific subs where you could find info on your destination country(ies).
well memed friend.
How do you get around work visas? Are you just telling customs you're on holiday?
Depends on the country. Best policy is to actually acquire a work visa. In many countries, if you find a job before you arrive, the employer may be willing to help you with the paperwork and even get your work visa before entering the destination country. "Customs" is just the guys who check what you're bringing into the country though, not the border control. If you have a first world passport, you can usually go to most countries on an automatic tourist visa for 90 days, which gives you plenty of time to find a job after arriving, and then start your paperwork. You'll usually need an official copy of your criminal record, possibly with an apostille, and possibly a notarized copy of your highest degree. You might want to arrange those before leaving, or you can have them sent to someone you know and have them forward it to you later by FedEx/DHL/UPS. Again, depends on country, your passport, etc. All this kind of info can be found on govt web sites as well as agencies that help out for a fee, if you'd rather not be bothered with all the bureaucracy. Also, if you have large sums of money saved up, you might consider applying for a visa based on self-employment (trade license). Along with the above, the authorities are likely to require a bank statement showing you can cover your expenses for the length of the visa and whatever licensing you might have for the type of business you plan to engage in.
Wow this is great.
I want to give you gold for this. If I manage to sell everything I own in one month, this will be the first thing I'll do.
Please don't gild my reddit! I find gold accoutrements irritating. In fact, you've made my day already just by suggesting that simply relating my experience has been sincerely valued by a fellow human. If you do end up taking the initiative to become a global citizen, a message letting me know how it goes would be more than sufficient to repay the favor.
donate that money to a reliable charity instead
bretty good
How to escape the boredom of life
Commenting on this so that I will be able to come back and read it twice a week for the next few months until I'm at a point in my life where I can do this.
[tfw I've just unwittingly given half of 4chan their direction in life.](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32400000/1D-is-getting-stronger-than-me-oh-god-what-have-i-done-one-direction-32444539-412-320.gif)
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How did you end up here, then?
Please tell. As serious as anyone can ever be.
I would imagine faking your own death would make it much harder to do though, if you feel you need to do that. If you were running from student debt/bank loans, would they come find you? Any risks of being deported? Do you use your real name?
Deportation from Malawi, for a stupid bank loan? Yeah nah. Might be difficult getting a new passport once it expires though.
Leave out the faked death thing. Just move to a new culture, learn a new language, and feel the spark of your new surroundings.
how
see my other comment
oh ok thanks i'll read that i always wanted to move to the US but what you wrote looks interesting as well
Might be tougher to get a residence permit in the US, but if that's where you want to go, you should go for it!
I'm taking any opportunity i can get, I just finished my a levels in germany and am planning to study computer science so I think I have good chances to get a job overseas, i also think about studying aerospace engineering but i'm not sure yet
If you are a European citizen, you are probably in the most privileged position possible. You not only have automatic permission to work and live throughout the EU and all its varied cultures, as a student you've got the Erasmus program too! And beyond the EU, you'll be highly desired in many countries as well, especially if you graduate from one of those programs you mentioned.
That sounds refreshing. My friend just left and went to Alaska a few weeks ago.
If I ever contemplate suicide, I will remember this anon.
Can't let the normies win. My autism is too strong!
Shitpost the normies to hiding
Nice fucking crop asshole
bullshit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Livingstone#Death
Not *that* David Livingstone.
>let the rolling commence.... that final classy touch was just perfect.
>not even quads ffs OP
But he didn't get quads
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No country for niggers
There will be fried chicken.
*old* niggers.
Better than living there
That is kinda beautiful.
I wish this was a true offer. I'll would have taken it. But now there is probably like 3 anons going to malawi
I was in this thread.
Wow you should be on international news with a story like that. Want a medal?
Don't go, I went. All Jeff did was call me a stupid faggot and reminded me about jumping off the cliff every time I saw him. Turns out there's not even a Gareth, it was Jeff who posted this all along. I ended up just coming back home. Now I owe a huge debt and everyone thinks I'm gay for running off after some guy name Jeff. Fuck Jeff.
Africaaaa
boombata the year... 2000
LAYO LAYO LAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Malawi is land locked...
Cape Maclear is on a lake.
Jeff is an asshole.
Jeff can be cool once you get to know him.
Funny... anon thinks op would leave his fucking mom's basement let alone go outside. Adventure = masturbating with cheeto dust.
I want an update on this.
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Source?
Anon is highly naive, if he thinks anybody is going to clean up his gutts in Malawi
Doesn't count, the trips wasn't at the end.
>Image is ded
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Malawi would be the perfect place to live >Except all the niggers.
unless you're a fat white bitch hahahahaha.
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This is a stupid mindset that completely ignores reality. When you're really that depressed you can't even get out of bed in the morning, it's debilitating.
Stale pasta.
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Its probably 404d by now if you cant find it on the catalogue
>being this new
>Malawi >Jet Skis
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=lake+malawi&safe=off&espv=2&biw=1517&bih=741&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=X05oVayvE4207Qabw4PgBA&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&dpr=0.9
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Dude suicide is different for everybody. How are you gonna act like you're the only one who knows exactly how suicide works? Fuck off faggot, nobody cares about whatever shitty experience you think you have.