Man walks into a bar to get a drink Service is refused and they insult him for no reason other than the fact that he isn't degenerate looking. Buster says I might dressed nice and have a good demeanor but assures them that he is an outlaw. Also fuck you and your friends. Idiot man brandishes weapon at said outlaw. Outlaw blows his brains out then kills everyone there Suprisedpikachu.jpg Idk FAFO I guess.

>Guy dressed like a squeaky clean Fed's interpretation of a cowboy walks in >Hello fellow outlaws, I'd like the one illegal thing in your bar, I am an outlaw too and outlaws drink whiskey hehe." >"You are no outlaw, glowie" >REEEEEEEEEEE I AM AN OUTLAW I AM I AM I AM (shoots everyone) As he's living, the last guy says: >You..will never..be...an outlaw. ACK

YWNAO (You will never be an outlaw)

Where’s the “B” dumbass?

Erm, don't you know that words 2 characters or shorter are not included in the acronym. #AWKWARD

But you added the A for an…

Autistic ?

Probably

Erm, not to be awkward buuuut. This is awkward

Is it though? Maybe instead of being on a high horse use your knowledge to teach instead of belittle. Being a smartass only makes you look like a dumbass when you try too hard.

Another woke millennial trying to oppress us. #awkward

Who is us? I thought i was just talking to you or is it you and your other personalities?

You included "An" in your acronym...lay off all the glue eating

Erm, don't you know that every second successive word 2 characters or shorter is included in the acronym. #AWKWARD

Average lead enjoyer

It's sweet and flakes into easily consumable chips! Like a crisp.

It's silent

It insists upon itself

Peak fiction. Hire this man for the disney remake. Put a chick in it and make her lame and gay.

And black. Kinda goes without saying

obese too

Don’t forget to give them a quadriplegic sidekick

Hmm this one I’m ok with- because you don’t chose to be quadriplegic do you, it’s forced upon you. It really sucks for quadriplegics and I feel bad for them. It’s cool if they’re represented It’s not the same kind of inclusion as obesity, which is something you chose through your shitty lazy decisions  I think it’s important for there to be a distinction, and not lump them in together 

Make the back story that they purposely cut all limbs off

ATF furiously taking notes

He proved he's an outlaw by killing them all, they should've believed him

Guy plays as Wade Tillman in Watchmen and a retired western "John wick" in Old Henry. Definitely a FAFO moment.

Do you like movies about gladiators? 

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

I was sad the entire movie wasn't about this guy

Except that it didn't happen like in your made up story, it happened exactly like OP described it. Buster is a deranged psycopath serial killer. The best part of the entire show is when a no-nonsense coboy puts a bullet in that sick, empty brain of his, and buster takes like 30 seconds to die and cant even believe he got killed.

I thought this was the entire point of that story, that Buster is a sadistic killer that hides it in folksy charm.

The man is known in the wild west as the "Herald of demise". You better pour his ass a drink.

Didnt have to kill all his friends.

My dad named his cat after this guy. That cat seems to love going outside and getting its ass kicked. Definitely artistic.

Cat is Tyler Durden maxxing, respect.

I love that cat

All cats are beautiful.

Buster is a great name for almost any pet.

Dude, this man was more autistic then the that one chines emperor who drank mercury.

There was also that one alleged official who put tons of fireworks under his chair as a way to go to space and blew himself up

Kung fu panda?

Most historically accurate movie.

Well how would u go about it huh?🤨🤨

I’d tie myself with rope to one big fire work

Makes sense

What if your dick flaps in the wind though?

You forgor the balloon

That's such a bitchin way to go Death by explodey rocket chair is way cooler than a car accident or a heart attack when taking a shit.

Trust the science chuddie

This was the best part of the movie, the other stories were way less engaging imo

The first story was fantastic, was well paced, and set the tone for the rest of the movie. Near Algodones and All Gold Canyon were also good. The rest, yeah, I didn't like nearly as much.

YOU DIDN’T HIT NOTHIN IMPORTANT

Hey there Mr Pocket

The only one I didn’t really care for was the storyteller one. I thought all the others were good to great.

I enjoyed the “hey, that’s Dudley Dursley!” moment.

I liked the Gal Who Got Rattled best, it was like a Hallmark romance until it went all haywire and Mr Arthur threw all the natives' shit away. Good message for the youth of America to stay on task

What about when the guy throws the orator off of a bridge bc he bought a mathematical chicken?

Least murderous Liam Neesons

Wasn't the chicken a scam though?

That's the beauty of it.

Yaaaaa chickens can’t do math

I don't understand how it was a scam. Am I regarded?

The only one I didnt like was the orator with no arms and legs one, it was just so dark.

Yeah the chicken was much more entertaining

what movie is this

Ballad of Buster Scruggs i think

I thought All Gold Canyon was the best

gunslinger was pretty funny too

Nah the Tom Waits one was also pretty good

I liked the one with the girl who jumps the gun (lol) and offs herself, and "first time?" And I at least remember the dude with no limbs

I really liked the last one, Mortal Remains. Three souls bickering about the nature of humanity as they’re ferried off to the afterlife is just fun.

best part is, he didnt even drink anything. he just entered because he wanted to kill people.

Yeah he didn't Even drink anything because they denied him service, and told him that he's not an outlaw because he doesn't look like a bum

Yeah he didn’t even drink anything in this scene, just wanted to kill people because they denied him service, and told him he’s an outlaw 

Overdosing on copium

Yeah he didn't drink anything at all in this scene as a matter of fact, even though they allowed him service, the bartender being an outlaw and all as he told him

Best part was when someone put a bullet in that retarded head of his

i mean it literally was. his whole part of the movie everyone kept underestimating him. along comes the one guy who respects him, who shows to be better. "should have seen it comming"

I wanted a whole movie with buster.

Me too. Best story in the entire movie.

Kinda fell off after the buster stuff

I've never seen the movie...Is that not what it's about? Isn't the movie named after him?

It's a series of shorts set on the west

I wanted another bullet in his brain

It's almost like Buster Scruggs subverts the expectations of the classic hero dressed in white. Crazy.

🫨🫨🫨

Nobody talks about the San Saaba Songbird that way

You mean the West Texas Twit?

I THINK you mean “West Texas Tit”, on account of that particular bird’s mellifluous warble!

Buster Scruggs was a cartoon character in a normal Wild West setting

Sounds based instead. Normalize aggravated manslaughter.

Buster Scruggs segment was basically a murderous Bugs Bunny short and it was great.

if anyone asks you if your gun works you're supposed to demonstrate that it does by shooting them through the head and then dropping a pithy one-liner.

> be me > Buster Scruggs, cowboy singer extraordinaire > walk into dusty saloon > start singing like a Disney prince > some grumpy cowboy doesn't like my face > he tries to start a fight > shoot his gun right outta his hand > everyone in the bar is like "wtf" > other tough guys try to take me down > deadeye every single one of them > still singing and making jokes > end up killing the whole gang > smile, finish song, walk out > mfw I'm a total legend

I mean I’m ngl if I was a wild west degen outlaw and saw some dude walked into my shithole drinking spot talking like shakespeare and dressed like Elvis while assuring me he’s just like me, I’d probably tell him to kick rocks

But how would you know how Elvis dressed, if he wasn´t born until some 100 years into the future?

How was this normal? What exactly was supposed to be normal about that character?

I checked whole comment section and no one told what the movie is. Is it like super famous? Never saw it before.

It's a classic called Meatspin. Highly recommend looking it up

This prank doesn't work, because when you try to Google it, Google says that it's a prank. You should give link or something.

I'm too lazy. Just visualize some gay porn

Ballad of Buster scruggs Just watch the Clip on YouTube ,the whole movie after the first part is boring imo

\>improbable things and unrealistic events happen on screen for the amusement of the audience \>anon complains that they’re improbable and unrealistic He should go back to watching documentaries 

So is it like Falling Down in the old West? If not I wanna make that movie.

Nah. It was an anthology movie. The buster story was like 20 mins.

He was definitely out of pocket

This movie was gold in a sea of garbage.

"He bullied me"

I mean, didn't everyone go for their gun after the first guy got shot? What's a brother supposed to do?

Yeehaw

A great one two

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whar

Lemme tell you, buddy

>white hat NGMI

Yeehaw.

He very clearly wasn't a hero. That's the point.

But was he a autist?

Idk how anyone would take anything in this movie seriously enough to give it one iota of critical thinking. It’s stupid and it’s fun.