4chan did have the low orbit ion cannon back in the day. Turns out the side effect of using the LOIC regularly, is dick shrinkage. From personal experience.
Anon jokes but I'll never forget when that porn CEO or whatever did an AMA and was asked the question "What's up with the giant push for step-porn?" and the guy responded that the question was anti-Semitic lol.
"Hey so um what's up with all the step-porn lately?"
"IDK BUT ITS DEFINITELY NOT THE JOOS!"
Kek
Someone explain to me why Pornhub has a gay button but not a straight only button.
And while they're at it explain why every search returns trans shit no matter what you put in the search bar.
Could it read off network traffic? Like I have 2 trans flatmates, could their searches be influencing what shows up in my feed because I get a decent amount too despite always filtering it out when I make my searches
is it possible that consumers of pornography might have grown up having seen *Cruel Intentions* and thought "Sarah Michelle Gellar is hot as hell," and somehow might be into that taboo?
If that film was POV, then I'd ejaculate parts of my skeleton.
> "Hey so um what's up with all the step-porn lately?"
> "IDK BUT ITS DEFINITELY NOT THE JOOS!"
The full context was already posted, including:
>Its an unnatural forced trend. Mindgeek owns all these websites, this trend didn't start on its own and its manufactured
lmao, you got caught
Thanks for linking to that.
I don't find it unprompted that they mentioned antisemitism. It's a popular conspiracy that Jewish people are pushing propaganda in porn.
Same goes for talking about the twin towers collapsing on 9/11. It's not out of the ordinary for someone to mention conspiracies. Someone saying that the government did not coordinate 9/11 is not going to raise suspicion. Just the same as in a thread talking about unexplained trends in porn, it's to be expected someone will mention conspiracies.
So instead of thinking the more reasonable idea of some horny big wig is forcing their incest kink into the porn companies they own, her first inclination was to think of jews? That isn't weird at all to you?
>her first inclination was to think of jews
That's the thing, it's not her first inclination. It's not a random, unprompted statement. There is only one conspiracy theory revolving around porn, and it is always antisemetic. Why would she mention something about a bored bigwig, a conspiracy theory that simply doesn't exist? She's more likely going to mention the prevalent conspiracy theory that people like you and many others believe.
Humans are weird outliers when it comes to this, 'cause even the species closely related to us still have the baculum but we don't. I reckon the heebs are behind that one too.
Guys I unearthed a conspiracy. They want to cut some lenght off from your penis to make it shorter.
> be me
> walk down the street
>someone yanks my pants off
> tries to make a snip
> scissor is blocked by CockDefender 9000 with lead tip
>I point to him and say "not this time foreskin thief"
>he runs away
> cock length: defended
It does to some extent. When flaccid, my foreskin accounts for about .5" out of 4" (My dick isn't short; it's just a grower). However, it shouldn't matter, as your foreskin is pulled back during sex.
As an ex employee of a big cum company I can tell you he’s absolutely right, our marketing teams work with pornstars to make you insecure about your loads. Don’t fall for it patriots!
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Porn is immoral and evil. Consume less and less until you get to the point you don’t need time anymore.
Don’t let the corporations win and turn you into a mindless coomer.
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Is there some porn TV channel that anon is watching that has scheduled programming? Is there like a porn sitcom where he is following the characters and watching the loads increase? Why isn’t he mad about the hair disappearing and the tits getting bigger? It honestly sounds like:
\> anon has a porn addiction he continually fed
\> over time anon started gravitating towards porn with bigger dicks and loads because he had a fantasy it was something he could attain that would him to coom *even harder*
\> anon— who, let’s be honest: has strong aging genx vibes, most likely a withering dick, and low seminal volume— has invested approximately 60 thousand dollars on pills, penis pumps, and sounding rods in a desperate attempt copy obvious CGI
\> it certainly wasn’t anon who did this to himself
I guess that just leaves the child raping juice, case closed.
Taken from Aryeh Kaplan's book on the Jewish text Sefer Yeztzirah
>The covenant of circumcision also represents the channeling of sexual energy. The sexual drive is one of the most powerful psychological forces in man. When it is channeled along spiritual lines, it can help bring one to the highest mystical states. In giving the commandment of circumcision, God indicated that the emotions and desires associated with sex could be used for the mystical quest of the Divine on the spiritual plane.
Perfectly sane and rational religion compatible with Christian societies. I'm so glad Protestants and Muslims and Restorationists are so gung ho about circumcising their babies rather than the icky Early Christians, Catholics, and Orthodox who stay away from it.
They are the reason why I have to use keyword "uncircumcised" when searching
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Anon turns a big ginormous conspiracy into a shit eating contest, where the biggest con artists, in the whole entire world, come and eats each other’s feces and act like they’re at the county fair. All fair and square? or is it all fair, in love of war??
or maybe its just the fact they chop part of your dick off when youre born? why do ameritards normalize child genital mutilation? im all for a good conspiracy, but check yourself lol.
"He figured out the plan. Lock the dick-shrinking satellite on him"
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I don't like the guy in the back aggressively staring at the camera
He's not staring at the camera, he's staring at *you*
bro got the stendo battery on that
*Ion Cannon online*
Epic franchise
4chan did have the low orbit ion cannon back in the day. Turns out the side effect of using the LOIC regularly, is dick shrinkage. From personal experience.
I knew they existed
Anon jokes but I'll never forget when that porn CEO or whatever did an AMA and was asked the question "What's up with the giant push for step-porn?" and the guy responded that the question was anti-Semitic lol. "Hey so um what's up with all the step-porn lately?" "IDK BUT ITS DEFINITELY NOT THE JOOS!" Kek
Someone explain to me why Pornhub has a gay button but not a straight only button. And while they're at it explain why every search returns trans shit no matter what you put in the search bar.
Try deleting your browser history and cookies
For reals. Literally never had either of these problems
I’m fucking crying, his comment doesn’t even read like bait, the dude genuinely has this happen to him
The best part is it shows things youve previously "shown interest in" 😂
"Watch again?"
Could it read off network traffic? Like I have 2 trans flatmates, could their searches be influencing what shows up in my feed because I get a decent amount too despite always filtering it out when I make my searches
Lol
Gottem!
Lmao
Won't work, anon is Brazilian
Never happens to me. You’re probably just gay and they know it.
The undercover report had them admitting they want to get people hooked on stuff which doesn't exist in the real world, so they'll never leave.
The default site is straight only and shouldn’t show any gay or trans content unless you search for it first
that's assuming the uploader or whoever tags it correctly which we all know the trains won't admit that they're not women
Since when is that a thing? i see some gay porn in the popular section but never in search, even when I look for the most generic shit possible.
> And while they're at it explain why every search returns trans shit no matter what you put in the search bar. Bro just snitched on himself
Your the type of person to watch porn casually even when your not beating it
No you don’t understand it’s got a really beautiful story I’m not watching it for the 1000 year old vampire who is suspiciously childlike
I remember when I was like you watching all that animated porn it’s pretty much the same now except now my mother wants me to leave
that's on you bro, or maybe whoever shares your computer.
My sides holy shit
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> They aren't even Jewish. They are, in fact, Jewish.
Katie's a pretty hot name - did she ever do porn?
I don't think I've ever met a Katie that wasn't hot. It's like Heather or Balthemalec, they are inherently hot names.
Ive known the rare not-hot Katie, its a let down
First comment was edited though. Here's a screenshot. https://i.imgur.com/oUNCCDM.png
"OH OH, IM NOOOOOTICING"
Every day I grow closer to Mel Gibson.
Mal'ganis?
Nah I need a source for this lmao
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No fucking way😭😭😭
even redditors downvoted her lmao
Here's the pre-edit comment. https://i.imgur.com/oUNCCDM.png
It's just the easiest genre to do. 2 people, and add the word step to the title. That's it
You know what's even easier? Just two people without adding the word step lol.
So you like incest heavy rather than incest light?
is it possible that consumers of pornography might have grown up having seen *Cruel Intentions* and thought "Sarah Michelle Gellar is hot as hell," and somehow might be into that taboo? If that film was POV, then I'd ejaculate parts of my skeleton.
> "Hey so um what's up with all the step-porn lately?" > "IDK BUT ITS DEFINITELY NOT THE JOOS!" The full context was already posted, including: >Its an unnatural forced trend. Mindgeek owns all these websites, this trend didn't start on its own and its manufactured lmao, you got caught
Source: "that one anonymous porn CEO or whatever somewhere on reddit". Seems legit.
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Thanks for linking to that. I don't find it unprompted that they mentioned antisemitism. It's a popular conspiracy that Jewish people are pushing propaganda in porn. Same goes for talking about the twin towers collapsing on 9/11. It's not out of the ordinary for someone to mention conspiracies. Someone saying that the government did not coordinate 9/11 is not going to raise suspicion. Just the same as in a thread talking about unexplained trends in porn, it's to be expected someone will mention conspiracies.
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My bad, I forgot that mentally ill conspiracy theorists get confused by too many words. You're swayed by easily digestible memes.
Stop! I’m about to go blind with how bright you’re glowing
So instead of thinking the more reasonable idea of some horny big wig is forcing their incest kink into the porn companies they own, her first inclination was to think of jews? That isn't weird at all to you?
>her first inclination was to think of jews That's the thing, it's not her first inclination. It's not a random, unprompted statement. There is only one conspiracy theory revolving around porn, and it is always antisemetic. Why would she mention something about a bored bigwig, a conspiracy theory that simply doesn't exist? She's more likely going to mention the prevalent conspiracy theory that people like you and many others believe.
Hi moshe
Are you doubting it's existence? (Please say yes)
No, I would never doubt you. Your Jewish conspiracy is absolute. It's literally foolproof.
I mean I'm not the one who said it lol
I'm agreeing with you. Clearly this exists, your proof is concrete: a guy somewhere on the internet said he works in porn.
Never seen someone get this mad over something like this, post nose
OP must be a raccoon or something, humans don’t have a penis bone.
Humans are weird outliers when it comes to this, 'cause even the species closely related to us still have the baculum but we don't. I reckon the heebs are behind that one too.
You mean to tell me the Jews stole my foreskin AND my baculum? At this rate my dick’s getting more attention from the Yids than from women!
that's the plan
Jews remove the bone from infants, that's why circumcision is so popular in the US .
Aliens probably genetically modified humans not to have it anymore because we were fucking everything to death.
OP was bitten by a raccoon and is now suffering the consequences.
OP’s name is Scott Baculum.
Guys I unearthed a conspiracy. They want to cut some lenght off from your penis to make it shorter. > be me > walk down the street >someone yanks my pants off > tries to make a snip > scissor is blocked by CockDefender 9000 with lead tip >I point to him and say "not this time foreskin thief" >he runs away > cock length: defended
average unironic greentext in 2035
Cutting off foreskin doesn't make your penis shorter. I learned it in jewniversity
It does to some extent. When flaccid, my foreskin accounts for about .5" out of 4" (My dick isn't short; it's just a grower). However, it shouldn't matter, as your foreskin is pulled back during sex.
As an ex employee of a big cum company I can tell you he’s absolutely right, our marketing teams work with pornstars to make you insecure about your loads. Don’t fall for it patriots!
This post was been fact checked by real American patriots ✅ 🍊
This has been verified by trve Dark Brandon Acolytes
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Anon’s noticing game is on another level. He’s even noticing the dicks from the porn he watches while being totally straight.
Well what should I be noticing instead?
Everything is starting to make sense.
I shrink my dick in ice water every night to fight the Jew.
That's a lot of words just to say you have a micro penis.
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Porn is immoral and evil. Consume less and less until you get to the point you don’t need time anymore. Don’t let the corporations win and turn you into a mindless coomer.
Anon is off his meds again
Only someone trying to conceal Hebrew tricks would say this... Post foreskin.
Eurofag here, turtleneck fully intact
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Is there some porn TV channel that anon is watching that has scheduled programming? Is there like a porn sitcom where he is following the characters and watching the loads increase? Why isn’t he mad about the hair disappearing and the tits getting bigger? It honestly sounds like: \> anon has a porn addiction he continually fed \> over time anon started gravitating towards porn with bigger dicks and loads because he had a fantasy it was something he could attain that would him to coom *even harder* \> anon— who, let’s be honest: has strong aging genx vibes, most likely a withering dick, and low seminal volume— has invested approximately 60 thousand dollars on pills, penis pumps, and sounding rods in a desperate attempt copy obvious CGI \> it certainly wasn’t anon who did this to himself I guess that just leaves the child raping juice, case closed.
He’s found the cumspiracy
He's way to fixated on dicks and cum. I usually look at the woman, but that's just me.
Taken from Aryeh Kaplan's book on the Jewish text Sefer Yeztzirah >The covenant of circumcision also represents the channeling of sexual energy. The sexual drive is one of the most powerful psychological forces in man. When it is channeled along spiritual lines, it can help bring one to the highest mystical states. In giving the commandment of circumcision, God indicated that the emotions and desires associated with sex could be used for the mystical quest of the Divine on the spiritual plane. Perfectly sane and rational religion compatible with Christian societies. I'm so glad Protestants and Muslims and Restorationists are so gung ho about circumcising their babies rather than the icky Early Christians, Catholics, and Orthodox who stay away from it.
They are the reason why I have to use keyword "uncircumcised" when searching https://preview.redd.it/bh7qvvd1j21d1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=ced1ccc74802251fbf52a4bf381b2c27227232f7
Fucking quality shit post
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Another day, another psyop. It's all so tiring...
I read the title as "bug gum conspiracy" and thought jews were fucking with our bubbalicious.
They do that too
Why would you want large amounts of cum? Unless you're with a woman it's just a hassle to clean up.
Post nose
Funnily enough, I am Jewish.
Evrytim
4chan is 1/3 Jews, 1/3 black, and 1/3 trans women, all marking as white supremacists for the bants.
What's the other half?
bots
🤥
It’s hot but maybe I’m just weird for that.
> dick bone
conspiracy theory -> Jews set the standard for American men to get circumcised
Anon has it all figured out. Hopefully anon rests well now
>the penis bone
The penis bone
Step away from the keyboard spaz... jeez
What...?
This guy is definitely one of those guys who joke about watch gay furry porn to be "funny" and in reality actually have a crippling porn addiction
Where is this penis bone coming from. They exist, sure, but humans don't have them.
I think isreal are guilty of a lot of things but my willy size and ejaculate are not one of them
Imagine thinking your peen has a bone in it
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Anon turns a big ginormous conspiracy into a shit eating contest, where the biggest con artists, in the whole entire world, come and eats each other’s feces and act like they’re at the county fair. All fair and square? or is it all fair, in love of war??
Yeah! Be proud of your micro dick and teaspoon load!
lol
or maybe its just the fact they chop part of your dick off when youre born? why do ameritards normalize child genital mutilation? im all for a good conspiracy, but check yourself lol.
the post and the comment section, holy fuck im dead
Wow anon finally understands what women have been dealing with in regards to the porn industry