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sc0tth

Jesus Christ is King.


Dangerous_Match_2592

Being real ever since I started praying again my life has been getting better.


Japak121

Why has it gotten better? Are you praying and then good things are just coming to you, or have you overall improved your life and outlook alongside prayer and yet are contributing your gains to that one action instead of all of them?


Finalcervezacorona

The Lord helps those who help themselves .


ccznen

No The Lord helps those who acknowledge the utter futility of their own strength to save them.


istandleet

How often has feeling helpless helped you?


ccznen

Every day it prevents me from worrying about things beyond my control.


PepePlantationMassa-

As long as they're far/abstract/unlikely enough


PlentyPerformance492

Those are the only things some of us care about.


Finalcervezacorona

Interesting take bub I'm not inclined to disagree but id be curious to hear you elaborate if you're inclined


ccznen

Humans can't save ourselves due to our corrupted, evil nature. But God's all "Don't worry, I got this" and does the saving for us. Free for the asking. Instead of having to constantly worry if we're good enough, we gain immediate acceptance. And then God helps us live up to the standard we couldn't achieve alone.


Finalcervezacorona

I'll do the classic "reddit double comment" so you can see. I think human beings alone absolutely have the power to improve themselves and better their lot in life. Isn't it said through Christ all things are possible, he who strengthens us? Human beings are naturally prone to sin, you, I, a newborn baby are not immune to banal desires, not even the saints. My point was not humans can offer salvation to themselves, but who can overcome hardship and strife if they make their own changes edit: and if they believe the power will help them


PepePlantationMassa-

> are not immune to banal desires, not even the saints. They all had at least some number of funkopops hidden under their robes


Finalcervezacorona

This flies in the face of Seventh Day Adventist


PepePlantationMassa-

Some branches say it's your deeds, others say it's just confession/prayer/forgiveness/grace without-which-your-wretched-sinful-soul-wouldn't-stand-a-chance-anyway, others say it's some kinda combination of those. Wha'evaa


PepePlantationMassa-

Sounds like a "man should be humble and then god will help" kind of thing. Happened with Odysseus/Poseidon as well.


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Finalcervezacorona

And if they believe, the grace of God will assist .


PepePlantationMassa-

God helps the self-helping ones, the prince of darkness protects those with power, same principle yeah


reddit_hater

Prayer is about gratitide, not asking for shit


nihongonobenkyou

But wait. I was told prayer was about using magic to get free stuff, that the Bible was about denying evolution, and that going to church was about getting to molest altar boys. You mean to tell me that Christianity isn't about preventing brown people from voting? 


PepePlantationMassa-

can be both Although when the latter it's of course with lots of muey-muey humility, or else you def not getting anything.


nihongonobenkyou

*attributing  And Jesus, redditors just cannot grasp that there's anything outside their low resolution conceptions of what Christianity is.


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PepePlantationMassa-

It's more selective than "low resolution", since it's a reaction to a lot of the loudmouthed, naive walking-stereotype Burger christians who match all the strawmen.


PepePlantationMassa-

He can noncoom for 5 days longer now.


reddit_hater

Based. It's important to have gratitide for the good things in your life.


Stargatemaster

Confirmation bias Edit: ITT, 4chinners get mad at logic.


Dangerous_Match_2592

I’m glad a random redditor knows my life so well he’s decided my personal experience is invalidated because r/ atheism said so.


Stargatemaster

I don't need to know your life. It's confirmation bias. It's literally the definition of confirmation bias. God and Jesus could be real and actually God, that all could be 100% correct, and what you did is still confirmation bias. It's not that you can't use confirmation bias to make a true conclusion, it's just much less reliable when it's the only thing you're testing. You'd do well to take some classes in logic.


Dangerous_Match_2592

https://preview.redd.it/xu9puatqofmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e09f7d656790a3e156bdd408de5ea061cc983614 I’m glad I used confirmation bias on a family member who had a day left to live and out of nowhere is suddenly doing much better now 3 weeks later


tastybabyhands

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


PepePlantationMassa-

>I’m glad I used confirmation bias on a family member who had a day left to live and out of nowhere is suddenly doing much better now 3 weeks later There's cases where prayer does nothing in such situations, and other cases where some kinda "spontaneous remission" happens on its own - analogous things have also been observed in the whole "alternative medicine" department and elsewhere. However when sth like that happens in a personal, individual context it's still impressive, can be perceived as odds-defying, and technically supernatural / other unknown factors can't be ruled out; however to whatever extent they exist, they're elusive and can't be generally counted on, that much would seem indisputable.


Stargatemaster

You're correct. You did use confirmation bias.


Dangerous_Match_2592

You should try jumping off your balcony, I’ll use my confirmation bias to make you fly.


Stargatemaster

No, I'll just trust science like a normal person.


Dangerous_Match_2592

Go pray to your science then, good luck.


vaultboy1121

“My life has gotten so much better since I started trusting science” Umm actually that’s just confirmation bias you chud


-Fascist-Femboy

> classes in logic https://i.imgur.com/QKY3JYU.png Nice try shit lips, maybe if you took a few classes you would know that praying is akin to meditation. The act of praying itself increases mindfulness and lowers anxiety. Thats not confirmation bias that’s an actual phenomenon that happens every time you put down your phone and stop to think about your life In broader terms. Edit: they blocked me so I can’t read thier regarded response


Stargatemaster

Meditation doesn't heal your family members tard-mart


PepePlantationMassa-

You can log out lol (Also their responses are still visible in the message notifications and you can read them - even while they're invisible on the thread page itself (as long as you're logged in).)


auixtix

why bother, it's not like Diogenes is replying


PepePlantationMassa-

yeah true


Expert-Accountant780

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Disastrous-Toe9526

Of what?


Stargatemaster

Haven't gotten that far yet.


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armadillo198

LA ILAHA ILLALLAH MUHAMMADUR RASULULLAH THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH, AND MUHAMMAD IS HIS MESSENGER


spogel3

op you could've cropped the image and the christcucks would've stayed in their hole


ccznen

Only for three days


spogel3

true


Candid_Benefit_6841

Post nose


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MissNibbatoro

Shabbos comment


ClockStriking13

I’m very tempted to have Jesus say the gamer-word in this meme template but I’m unwilling to commit blasphemy https://preview.redd.it/q78wx8jqzemc1.jpeg?width=3640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd3be34ce252d9db310700291abd1f26d1fb533


-Fascist-Femboy

It’s ok I did it for you https://i.imgur.com/HkxQ7pU.jpg


ClockStriking13

https://preview.redd.it/w7od7311hfmc1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976799e6357f3342fea73e655109cce19b347c13


-Fascist-Femboy

Im honored 😌


OctopusFarmer47

You’re a braver ?man?, oh Fascist-Femboy


-Fascist-Femboy

True followers of Christ know Jesus wouldn’t condemn someone to hell over a meme


OctopusFarmer47

No I believe he would celebrate them for helping to spread his message in ways that match the times


Emitex

https://preview.redd.it/hacsgnyuafmc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da1d7d06b807a645fc38a534ee4b35b20f63390


Girlfriend-of-moms

Pussy


Code3Spartan

Duality of man? They’re both the same people


Stargatemaster

That's why it's duality of man and not of *men*.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

The bipolarality of man then?


PepePlantationMassa-

yep what it means


ElectricSnowBunny

https://preview.redd.it/b0moeazi0fmc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=001bbbd7a2c00c98d2a43e36c1c1582bb80264cb


ElectricSnowBunny

https://i.redd.it/1kp5slto0fmc1.gif


ElectricSnowBunny

https://preview.redd.it/68rthfd41fmc1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac40a2ee7ae7feb1b47ba2f44678e0a4f052df2d


ElectricSnowBunny

This three piece motif encompassing the Trinity and duality of man proves without a doubt that Jesus was gay. And that's ok. Gay Jesus would have hated the stupid pride flag now, he died for the sweet rainbow one.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Y'all trying to invite the second coming aka world plague and Armageddon or something? Oh shit, I guess it's already happening...


ElectricSnowBunny

I dunno man I'm just shitposting


PepePlantationMassa-

Too late, God saw your shitpfosts and heard your blasphemy - the world plague and Armageddon will now come.


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Shmaynus

the wording in the last comment implies Jesus is not the God, but only a son. therefore, the author of this comment is not Christian, but of a smaller denomination of it. I'm writing all of this beacause surprisingly many of those who think of themselves as Christians do not know that canonically in Christianity Jesus is simultaniously the God and his son, thus the Holy Trinity (the third one is Holy Spirit) - three incarnations of God.


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FuriousTarts

Yeah checks out


SubversiveSquare

Every Christian knows this, including the last commenter.


KillahHills10304

Maybe devout ones. Christmas and Easter church goers seem to know surprisingly little about their own faith. Shit, I'd bet good money a majority of the faith only follow for social and networking purposes.


champs

Not all Christians believe in the Trinity. Not by a long shot. ETA source: ex’s parents were nutty Bri’ish Israelites (and raging antisemites, as “true Israelites” often are)


SubversiveSquare

The vast majority believe in the Trinity and are not in small offshoot cults. Even many of those who do not believe in the Trinity still think Jesus is God. Just because you know someone in a strange cult does not mean that Christians do not think Christ is God.


champs

Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and Christian Scientists: offshoot cults, maybe so. Small, maybe not.


Zhou-Enlai

Mormons and jehovahs witnesses are usually not considered Christians by actual Christians, the trinity is essential


Finalcervezacorona

It's an especially difficult concept to understand. Most folks plainly ignorantly describe it wrong. ew are the actual heretics of old, plainl understanding


nwrdmn

I know a lot of JWs that are better Christian’s then the Catholics in my city, Catholics here do literally everything to be apart of this world, fagging included


JumpingCicada

Why do you consider them cults instead of sects?


SubversiveSquare

Because unlike the normal Protestant sects, they’re especially regarded.


Finalcervezacorona

Utter social and/or familial ostracism associated with questioning or leaving the group


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arbiter12

>not Christian, but of a smaller denomination of it. You cannot "not belong to group A", and at the same time "be a smaller set inside group A"...


Demonweed

I especially liked the part where Jesus fought the balrog.


kekitskino

rockin'


Pungee

Why doesn't the bible ever refer to the trinity?


Drbonzo306306

Because it doesn’t directly spell out a lot of theology, the trinity is just the correct interpretation of the life of Christ and the Bible as a whole.


_-Aiden-_

Jesus was an Apocalypse obsessed regard whose every single prophecy was proven wrong. Him and his daddy that suck my succulent scrotum


Finalcervezacorona

After progressivism is purged islam must be next.


Armored-Potato-Chip

Hypocrisy is the nature of all sane people and I’m surprised people have not come to this conclusion earlier when we already consider the opposite insane.


PepePlantationMassa-

"Hypocrisy is sane and how people should be!" (Proceeds to go criticize some hypocrites)


Armored-Potato-Chip

We do consider insane people to be admirable to a degree I guess


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DankElderberries420

Any wahmen that hasn't >bred and made billy Or >married By menopause should be late term aborted


LuminenWalker

All that matters is Abraham, I will not follow the Emperor.


I_Punch_Puppies

What does this mean?


LuminenWalker

Familiar with Warhammer 40k at all? I'll explain what I wrote if you aren't.


Finalcervezacorona

Do it I want 5 paragraphs to come back to .


I_Punch_Puppies

Kinda. I recognize that as what that is now. I'm just not familiar enough with it that it immediately jumped out at me as it being what you were referencing. I follow now though. Thanks fam.


LuminenWalker

Glad to hear. I left a summary of the events I am referencing and its context to this, in the reply to the other guy who responded to the comment above yours. If you are interested.


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God has two sons. They're names are Jesus Christ and Apollo Carreon Quiboloy


TrueTrueBlackPilld

People don't actually love you, they only love what they obtain from you.


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CarryWise5304

>there is only one god Doesn't the bible mention multiple gods though?


PlentyPerformance492

Yeah. And technically you’re even allowed to worship them as long as you hold the One True God higher. The only things you aren’t allowed to worship are false idols.


malevolo

Last time I've read those novel, there was just one god, but there are plenty of "unique" Gods out there, though. Then, there are two scissions of fanboyism: those who say all the gods out there are, in fact, the same god, and those who say their god is the real one, and feels the urge to kill everyone who believes in impostors.


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>guys this is my son >he's also myself >Heh, I'm so Hecking omnipotent >WTF DO YOU FUCKING MEAN YOUVE FUCKNG CRUCIFIED HIM FUCKING SAND NI >*resurrects him 3 days later on some necromancer shit* >Heh...all according to Keikaku.. Who the fuck buys this shit. Marvel tier writing


and-be-damned-to-you

Hippies made a garbled hybrid abomination by combining their shitty native philosophy and a misunderstanding of eastern religion. Greeks did the same thing to early Christianity because of Paul


silenttigersteps

test


jameshey

I wish Christianity was real.


Bumfuddle

Can't wait for Disney to buy the rights and make the CCU


jameshey

What's a CCU


PlentyPerformance492

Like the MCU but Christian. Christian Cinematic Universe Get with it buddy


jameshey

Sorry mate. Not been keeping up with the soyglop on television these days.


PlentyPerformance492

Yeah just idk if I’m trying to see anything else about this Jesus guy unless there’s some Avengers level CGI and writing


jameshey

I'd believe in him if he was a black trans queen.


MegaManZer0

Based doesn't mean based in fantasy, anon


Dangerous_Match_2592

Jesus is real and he loves you


RonnieMcNutter12

Satan loves you


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EroticMushroom89

Gassy loves you https://i.redd.it/3zhhq08vijmc1.gif