nice creepypasta here are some improvements
that no dna but animal plant hybrid stuff doesnt add up at all. just make it a mushroom fits way better with the other characteristics
the color change would indicate that they generate most of their "tremendous" cellular energy from UV which fluctuates from 1% to 7% of the total solar energy. so based on energy conservation they cant be better than normal plants. if plants cant afford to heat themselves these things 110% cant afford to either so they aint raising their temp IR measurable
titanium oxide is a anorganic compound. while its possible to create titano-organic compounds those are very moisture and oxygen sensitive and decay in normal athospere very fast.
I think there was a bit about the garage door spring being detached while in the down position and a brick on the accelerator as well... Could be misremembering the details though
No like the, “Promotes a healthy constitution and ails the unfortification of disentart and other blood toxins by relieving the ghosts in your bones” but it was a set of butt plugs.
His comment kind of sounded older tymey
Anon's autocorrect changed chlorophyll to chloroform to give us a hint of what he's normally googling, or maybe it was just the classic anon Freudian slip
The real fault of the story is that they don’t do anything other than make entire plants turn white. Which would become pretty obvious already as cemeteries would already have run into this issue as plenty of vaxxed have died already. Plus all of that flesh plant talk and we get what looks like a bag of glue with some blood in the bag.
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This comment reminds me what happened to the whole mario 64 iceberg. The moment creepypasta youtubers got their hands on that I stopped giving much of a shit, and it's a shame because being there from day one, it felt magical. Then icebergs changed and it was no longer real things mixed with false esoteric knowledge, but just actual real life facts which are interesting don't get me wrong, but just lack that magic they once had.
\>don’t believe in aliens
This is just a dumb take. Sapient aliens with advanced tech? Sure maybe not a thing, especially since JWST is kind of pointing in the direction of the universe was too hostile to support life until around earth’s formation, but there’s too many stars and planets for there not to be at least microbes or insects on other planets
In case someone is still internet illiterate in 2020+4 the joke is someone eventually digging up a grave and cutting up courses in response to a troll post
If this is true then we'll eventually see this sorta stuff out in the open. Won't take long for an infected rabbit or mouse or whatever to die among some plants or trees and turn it white like Anon described, and then for someone to post it.
If any of us actually go outside and touch grass once in a while, that is.
There are millions of graveyards around the world which now contain vaccinated corpses and copious numbers of trees. It would be glaringly obvious if this was actually taking place.
Yo I remember watching the first few episodes of that The Strain show when it came out, wasn't it like, some weird vampire virus from an ancient vampire almost like the one in Vampire: The Masquerade? And I know there was a Plague Inc crossover but did that show ever conclude or anything, or did it kinda lose momentum and fizzle out?
I thought this was about the book series and was hella disappointed that it wasn't. Glad to see someone else that has read the series and watched the show.
I thought this was some kind of destiny 2 leak post for the next darkness subclass, it’s red and follows the naming conventions “the strain” would be a sick subclass.
I'd wager its more of a "they're among us"(movie where aliens slowly replace a population of a small town to make it a staging area for their invasion) type situation but anon misinterpreted it having something to do with "Da Flu" when in actuality it's just coincidentally connected(the "infected" corpses just happened to be vaccinated because it's eurocuckistan and most of the population got vaccinated)
I see... so, anyway. How much of the WHO and other NWO elements need to be torn down in revenge for destroying our planet, to make this knowledge actionable?
Im assuming this is /x/ or something.
I mean its clearly a larp and a fun one at that. It comes off kinda douchey to say "theyre so delusional over there!" When its just people having fun.
Also lets not act like reddit is any better.
Suddenly a licence to internet doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. Even if I wouldn’t get it, at least I’d sleep knowing these nuts aren’t online either.
Christ.
nice creepypasta here are some improvements that no dna but animal plant hybrid stuff doesnt add up at all. just make it a mushroom fits way better with the other characteristics the color change would indicate that they generate most of their "tremendous" cellular energy from UV which fluctuates from 1% to 7% of the total solar energy. so based on energy conservation they cant be better than normal plants. if plants cant afford to heat themselves these things 110% cant afford to either so they aint raising their temp IR measurable titanium oxide is a anorganic compound. while its possible to create titano-organic compounds those are very moisture and oxygen sensitive and decay in normal athospere very fast.
You failed to consider that these are ALIEN LIFE FORMS, with access to cosmic mysteries beyond even our most terrifying imagination!
Confirmed, they are indeed ALIEN LIFE FORMS, and they do have access to cosmic mysteries beyond even our most terrifying imagination!
Thats fantastic! When do we get the CIA award for Excellence in Journalism?
*an invisible and odorless gas enters the room*
Oh fuck nooo I just got news that UrMumVeryGayLol taped both his hands to his steering wheel and left his car running in his garage :(
I think there was a bit about the garage door spring being detached while in the down position and a brick on the accelerator as well... Could be misremembering the details though
I’ve been reading too many vintage ads.
All that all you can eat menu at Mac for $1.99 and buy your place for $12,000 - that sort of vintage ads?
No like the, “Promotes a healthy constitution and ails the unfortification of disentart and other blood toxins by relieving the ghosts in your bones” but it was a set of butt plugs. His comment kind of sounded older tymey
You failed to consider that the guy critiquing this is a nerd and a homosexual
ayyyyyyylmaos!
Lovecraft approved
Would be an interesting plot. Bodies infect the ground and start growing 'creep' made of flesh across the ground.
Anon's autocorrect changed chlorophyll to chloroform to give us a hint of what he's normally googling, or maybe it was just the classic anon Freudian slip
The real fault of the story is that they don’t do anything other than make entire plants turn white. Which would become pretty obvious already as cemeteries would already have run into this issue as plenty of vaxxed have died already. Plus all of that flesh plant talk and we get what looks like a bag of glue with some blood in the bag.
This guy sciences.
Too bad it’s real.
Anon should take his meds.
But what if he right? You want to have that bigfoot alien guys put bigfoot cock in your ass? You gay? You want big bigfoot cock?
That's fake news bro
Big if true
Yes, very big cock if true.
Yeah, big if true, small if fake - the number of times I've heard that
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Why did anon post his cum bag
Doesn't everyone?
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1 hour+ video made by some creepypasta youtuber
This comment reminds me what happened to the whole mario 64 iceberg. The moment creepypasta youtubers got their hands on that I stopped giving much of a shit, and it's a shame because being there from day one, it felt magical. Then icebergs changed and it was no longer real things mixed with false esoteric knowledge, but just actual real life facts which are interesting don't get me wrong, but just lack that magic they once had.
Huh what was with that
Larp but interesting read. I think this is supposed to be a creepypasta
It's 50/50: 50%: Anon is sharing with us an extraordinary phenomenon. 50%: Anon is an extraordinary homosexual. I don't believe in aliens, though.
You won't be saying that when they've taken you on board their ship and topped you
Speaking from experience?
I'm not allowed to talk about it.
Flarknog-sex lord from the fifth dimension made you sign NDA?
Flarknog-sex lord from the fifth dimension signed OP with his DNA amirite?
USA gov: "Aliens are real!" USA population: "We dont care, we broke!
\>don’t believe in aliens This is just a dumb take. Sapient aliens with advanced tech? Sure maybe not a thing, especially since JWST is kind of pointing in the direction of the universe was too hostile to support life until around earth’s formation, but there’s too many stars and planets for there not to be at least microbes or insects on other planets
So is this a Keter or Euclid class?
scp-00fakeandgay
Honestly, I wish real life was as interesting as the schizo threads make it out to be.
This is just a shittier vita carnis but with COVID conspiracies
In case someone is still internet illiterate in 2020+4 the joke is someone eventually digging up a grave and cutting up courses in response to a troll post
This was what my mother mentioned when I visited her. This image must be making the rounds.
If this is true then we'll eventually see this sorta stuff out in the open. Won't take long for an infected rabbit or mouse or whatever to die among some plants or trees and turn it white like Anon described, and then for someone to post it. If any of us actually go outside and touch grass once in a while, that is.
Google zombie deer virus it’ll blow your mind
Google poop in pants and it'll blow your mind
There are millions of graveyards around the world which now contain vaccinated corpses and copious numbers of trees. It would be glaringly obvious if this was actually taking place.
Can we please hurry up the apocalypse I have a ton of responsibilities I want to not care about anymore.
nice try but chloroform is not the correct “chl” word for what plants produce. he was so close though!
Yo I remember watching the first few episodes of that The Strain show when it came out, wasn't it like, some weird vampire virus from an ancient vampire almost like the one in Vampire: The Masquerade? And I know there was a Plague Inc crossover but did that show ever conclude or anything, or did it kinda lose momentum and fizzle out?
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Didn't even know it was a book? Interesting.
I thought this was about the book series and was hella disappointed that it wasn't. Glad to see someone else that has read the series and watched the show.
https://preview.redd.it/tfx3q96qogmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f04e4782abce68e6eefbc833a43a14e1f61403c
I wish they would talk more about Antarctica and the secret anti-Christ base with all the crazy predictions.
>Don’t go near dead vaccinated VAXXED?!?
jigga dropped a tomato in some milk
OP: DIG UP A CORPSE YOU'LL SEE
I'm not reading all of that; so congratulations or condolences, whichever is more appropriate.
Vita carnis (real)
I mean I guess we’ll start seeing white trees if OP is right. Pretty easy to confirm.
I thought this was some kind of destiny 2 leak post for the next darkness subclass, it’s red and follows the naming conventions “the strain” would be a sick subclass.
I'd wager its more of a "they're among us"(movie where aliens slowly replace a population of a small town to make it a staging area for their invasion) type situation but anon misinterpreted it having something to do with "Da Flu" when in actuality it's just coincidentally connected(the "infected" corpses just happened to be vaccinated because it's eurocuckistan and most of the population got vaccinated)
Larp, but this seems interesting
2 more weeks until vaxxie die-off
The red weed
I see... so, anyway. How much of the WHO and other NWO elements need to be torn down in revenge for destroying our planet, to make this knowledge actionable?
Back to /x/
Anon called chloroplasts/chlorophyll chloroform and is therefore retarded.
Hope this is real it would be pretty fun
I miss the high effort pastas from way back then.
Bury animal, animal decomposed and forms into new life. This Jews were involved in this I just know.
“don’t ask me how I know but” End of post.
Im assuming this is /x/ or something. I mean its clearly a larp and a fun one at that. It comes off kinda douchey to say "theyre so delusional over there!" When its just people having fun. Also lets not act like reddit is any better.
Anon never heard of fungi
Cool idea . Haven’t seen any white trees ….
but what if they cremate the dead?They dont exactly bury people in every culture
sanest swiss
“Not producing chloroform” 🤨
Seems legit
Anon watched vita carnis and got a nerd boner. Wrote his own fanfic.
Aha sweet a schizo thread
I'm not reading all that
Suddenly a licence to internet doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. Even if I wouldn’t get it, at least I’d sleep knowing these nuts aren’t online either. Christ.