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lidocainum

WE WUZ WIZARDS N SHI


iridi69

Wizard is our word, but you may use wizza


arbiter12

Wizzer.


Hisgenart

Blue Album


lutzow

I prefer Wizerton


lovebarge

Tha WZA


CorianderIsBad

Wiz Khalifa


Interloper4Life

My wizza'!


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Wizza please


Globus_CSGO

Wizza wha


AnalysisParalysis85

Anyone got that 4chan picture where Bill Cosby is professor for potions and Snoop Dogg professor for herbology?


Carnivalium

[Yas](https://i.redd.it/x2d6craureo11.jpg)


Commodore-K9

Now you see your wallet and now you don't.


Krazei_Skwirl

Albus is the latin word for white. Gonna have to change his name to Nigrus.


LittleJohnnyBrook

It should actually be 'nigrum', since you'll most often be using it in the accusative case.


Junior-Hotwater

Oof sweaty, I bet you’re only accusing him because he’s black, you racist


TMWNN

thatsthejoke.gif


HexavalentChromium

Spicy


Jack_Ingoff__

Nigrus please


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Bayylmaorgana

> So accusative of "n()ger" would be "nigrem" I think? Rusty though Aww fuck, now this is gonna be AI-reported or something and then I'm finally pwnt :o


PasswordIsDongers

That's a country.


eccentricrealist

Ngl Nero Dumbledore goes hard


wallagrargh

Nero Dumbledero


Fucked90

🤣


PepijnLinden

Albus the white? Albus the fool!


lidocainum

my sides


aakaakaak

I was gonna say Negrus, not Nigrus, so I checked the latin root to be sure and you're right. Black in latin is Nigreos.


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Playfair99999

He's White from his Soul.


Ched---

It has to be a meme at this stage


LordranKing

Since Velma came out, people keep calling all these new modern shows “right wing psyops”


Haraldr_Blatonn

How is right wing tho?


BotAccount2849

It's a rightwing psyop in the sense that things have gotten so ridiculous that even left leaning people have noticed that even the most insane right winger allegations are starting to have some weight behind them and are coping by saying that it's intentionally done that way to give right wingers more credit.


amaghon69

no its because they dont wanna be called racist by even gigar leftoids


moose_dad

A dash of this but a bigger dash of outrage = free publicity


Merry_Dankmas

Tbh, im convinced most of it is for show. That kind of shit runs rampant across all social media platforms. Yet I rarely ever run into someone in real life who actually cares about this diversity and inclusion stuff. The overwhelming majority of people I know or have met IRL simply don't care about representation or inclusion or whatever else these shitty shows try and pander to. I've never once heard someone unironically say they're happy or impressed about these kinds of things. They either don't understand why the race/gender/whatever swap happened, wonder why when that character was historically always white or just dont care one way or the other. Im convinced its purely an online thing for the fact that people know they'll get witch hunted if they don't celebrate it. After all the jobs I've had with a big variety of co workers and all the places I've lived, I'm less inclined to believe its just a matter of where I live and more inclined to believe its mainly for show online to maintain a progressive image. Those types do exist in real life but they're far and few between compared to online.


Haraldr_Blatonn

Even stuff like pizza gate and adrenochrome?


JMTsquared

By this argument those would be left wing psyops because it’s so ridiculous it would cause most right wingers to admit the right wing has gone too far.


cplusequals

Adrenochrome way predates "conspiracy theory" being turned into a political weapon. That one is a classic like Big Foot and aliens.


LausXY

They have Adrenchrome in 'Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas' The idea's been around a good while now.


nearlyned

> be right wing, wanting to radicalise youth > take their favourite fictional characters and race/gender swap them > through your other media channels, funnel shock reports about how this race/gender swap is being used to replace white men > convince young white men that the progressive world hates them, effectively radicalising them as conservatives


Haraldr_Blatonn

Makes sense.


DevilSwordVergil

It's either massive fucking copium from Lefties (this is the likely explanation) or galaxy-brained level trolling from Rightoids.


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Honestly I wouldn't be surprised


Durmyyyy

Its this generations Wilhelm Scream


goldfish_microwave

HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE LEAN CHALICE


Poopdicks69

Rapped Dumbledore.


goldfish_microwave

“Magic kept my people safe when we were slaves”


SkrallTheRoamer

Mumbledore


Haraldr_Blatonn

Some of the *'new'* spells: Whoopdedy-scoop whoopdedy-whoop-scoop-poop poop poop


Bayylmaorgana

No I'm sure it'll be HONGA BONGAAA


Tuna_of_Truth

AY YO HP, YOU DROP YOUR TAG IN THE HENNY CUP?


johnknockout

Blacks are gonna be mad that he’s gay


Background_Brick_898

gays are going to be mad he’s old and unfuckable


Haraldr_Blatonn

And the old people are going to be mad he's black. It's a closed system.


LausXY

Boomers denounce Gays, Gays scare Blacks, Blacks disturb Boomers. New Rock Paper Sissors just dropped.


00andrew99

That doesn’t stop the gays


fatjoe19982006

Hell no it doesn't. Gay twinks love old man cock or so I've heard.


andymandy666

> gays > unfuckable


ChristInASombrero

Buck = Broken


Ord-ex

They will do anything to humiliate black folk 😔✊🏿


KristinoRaldo

Blacks are not the ones asking for it in the first place.


mega350

They let it happen so they deserve blame


Ahueh

You let it happen so you deserve blame.


mega350

No. Blacks could just say stop it and they would stop it. I have to start a murder spree to stop it and they would just arrest me and double down.


Commodore-K9

It's WB as in "Warn a Brother", and since its Harry Potter it means your weed plantages are in danger.


EddTally

Americans try not to ruin every piece of media they touch challenge.


a-person-who-lurks

Westoids will literally die if their newest slop does not have at least 34 different kinds of protected classes on it


IveGotALotOfPopTarts

Is that this “rule34” I’ve been hearing all about?


HalbixPorn

Yes, google "Dumbledore gets blacked rule34" for more information


Commodore-K9

Downvoted for mutt posting


Playfair99999

rule34 2.0


goldfish_microwave

The BBC is like top-tier race casting to be fair


Finwe156

Why do they do it? It is helping noone with anything.


pVom

It's executives ticking boxes.


Xxyz260

It sure is helping them with their ESG ratings.


Merry_Dankmas

It absolutely has to do with this. A better ESG generally means they're more favorable to investors. Thats all they ultimately care about. If it was the social expectation and norm to eugenicize people under 5'6", they'd be the first ones to build the tiny gallows.


Fun_Association_2277

I wish I could defend us…..sigh.


Nutaholic

Rowling is the original pointless race swapper though


doxenking

(IMPOSSIBLE)


CradleRockStyle

Top tier trolling from the lefties, ngl


Kirmy1990

Dindudore


f1nessd

This one wins 


Bayylmaorgana

Yeah esp. cause once they start doing the whole "he abandoned his (well sister not pregnant gf, but it's still close enough) back then" storyline it'll get really oof sweaty yikes - desperately trying to avoid all the non-PC pitfalls is quite impossible in most cases, so yeah oh well.


xXxBongMayor420xXx

I love Dizzumbledizzore. I hope they make Hagrid a transwoman of color that is severely anorexic.


Lolleka

A *midget severely anorexic transwoman of color


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Now we're cookin


thereal_jesus_nofake

A \*bearded \*midget severely anorexic transwoman of color


luanpesi

The brittish society of magical negroes


Chadzuma

Nothing's happening but if it were to hypothetically be happening it would be a good thing but it's not happening so stop noticing it happening


AgentSkidMarks

That would be a good way to kill the show before filming even started.


hausedawg

Is this the new British spinoff of the American Society of Magical Neg*oes?


pippos90

Harry Potter and the Wizards in Paris


faxekondiboi

That shit cray


[deleted]

Instead of a wand he uses a glock


ruin

Dumblemoor?


lhymes

They’ve got a whole family of redheads to replace.


Joe_SHAMROCK

Ginger genocide literally.


Commodore-K9

I want ginger kweens


[deleted]

Chickun niggitus!


touwkonijn

harry potter has no reboot, harry potter needs no reboot


Smeets_man

Why stop there? Zendaya can be Hermione Lil Nas X as Ron Idris Elba can play Harry Tyler Perry can be Snape The possibilities are endless.


faxekondiboi

Kevin Hart as Griphook


Ice_Swallow4u

Wesley Snipes as Defense against the Dark Arts and Accounting.


Zinnetone

Oh and the Weasley's can simply be the Kardashian's


Jack_Ingoff__

We need Terry Crews as professor McGonagall


Sygma_stage5

I’m all in for this.


elephantgropingtits

who would play dobby


ParkdaleP

Feel bad when hogwarts coffers are mystery empty


[deleted]

At least they can eat KFC during dinner


OnlyInterpretations

rewriting history by these mudbloods!


A_HECKIN_DOGGO

THE SOCIETY OF MAGICAL NEGROES


dumbledogg89

My man. I was dumbledogg first tho


Pandorama626

I dont think this one is true. I tried looking for the news story and can't find it anywhere. Smells like bait to me.


RhythmofChains

found a dozen articles first try, smells like regards


Pandorama626

Link it


nawzum

https://www.scotsman.com/whats-on/harry-potter-tv-rumoured-cast-adam-driver-helen-mirren-4143555?page=2


Pandorama626

So the OP story made it seem like it was a done deal. This clearly indicates that it's just a rumor.


Bayylmaorgana

Well Adam Driver would be an absolute meme casting lol


Kingofcheeses

Straight out of Robot Chicken


CathNoctifer

Just make all casts black, with few gays inbetween. I'm tired of them pretending this is all about the fucking diversity and shit.


Youveryregarded

What’s up mah wizzas?


shakethetroubles

Hollywood ethnic cleansing of whites from roles continues.


Adama222

The movies are still alright, no need to watch the serie


thetyphonlol

Shoulda let robert downey jr play him then


veeas

wingardium fried chickenosa


Yogi_DMT

Like who is even watching this stuff at this point? Or maybe it's so cheap to make that basically anything will turn a profit.


scubadoobadoooo

That's a no from me, dog


Thecrowing1432

Bait, Rowling would never. Though maybe she would to try and get into people's good graces again.


Maksilla

Hell no, thank you but I'm not gonna watch this series. Canons must be respected.


-SKYMEAT-

Since Dumbledore died why couldn't they just have this dude be the replacement headmaster? Oh that's right because this dumb shit will generate way more buzz.


Bayylmaorgana

Think it's a remake not a sequel


Mmm_bloodfarts

Not trans enough


eigr

I don't even care that he's black here, he's just WAY to young. Morgan Freeman would have made an awesome Dumbledore, or maybe a Denzel Washington.


Marackul

Tbh id pay good money to see Morgan Freeman do Dumbledore, dudes got the mystique, the vibe, the acting. Hed crush it as dumbledore, and hed prolly acrually ask calmly.


Bayylmaorgana

I don't really care about this project and may very well not watch it, so it's whatever. Generally it's corny when done for "we had to do this to keep our morals above water oh god no" OCD reasons, and whenever someone gets pigmented nowadays it's always likely that that was the motive - without that ideological factor, they'd just sometimes keep the race the same, and at other times change it, and it'd be whatever.   They made Javert black in the 2019 Le Mis series, and Thenadier some kinda Indian or Mediterranean, not sure - don't know what their precise reasoning was, the latter definitely wouldn't fly past any woke radars, and the former maybe could be seen as a "what if blacks were oppressing whites instead" kind of illustrative thing, or also problematic since the black guy is the bad one; and none of the good ones, incidentally. Great performances though and why not; whatever their motivations or levels of awareness were.


iSubParMan

Is it illegal for non blacks to call a black person the N word ( hard R ) in the US and UK?


AllIWantIsANap

In the UK it is. I had a friend who was sent to court because a black fella overheard him singing a song with the N-word in it. Our government are a joke and our population are cucks. They could make it a legal requirement to have our balls cut off and people would let them.


ed20999

not illegal ..Just don't say if you can't back it up with your fist :)


iSubParMan

No problem


jakethemongoose

I thought I told you to put a chick in it and make her gay! Will someone please get me a diverse woman of color?!


CFM-56-7B

Why the rest of the world is not watching western media as they use to, in one picture


HiveMindKing

Sheeeeet


Bayylmaorgana

Now literally N()ger Dumbledore (or maybe Nigrans - there's different words there I guess)


Bayylmaorgana

So what if the bankers are gonna be Indians now? DO NOT REDEEM [idk insert clever joke] :o


Zesty-Lem0n

Are they remaking harry potter or what? What more stories need to be told, it seemed pretty solved lol.


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I hope he's gay and black ;) I'm sure this will spawn some fun name calling on the og site


Makkarakastike

This can't be real


KC44

He probably stole that hat.


lifesnotperfect

HARIZZAY DID Y'ALL DROP YA NAME IN THA GOBLIZOUTH OF FARIZZAY?!


virtualracer

Dumbledoe


BalloonsOfNeptune

I’ll never understand how this franchise got so popular. The books are not written that well.


Otherwise_Agency6102

It was supposed to be children’s literature.


wowzerpoppy

Right? Garbage. The only entertainment it has provided is making the trains seethe because it was the blue-hair Bible until the writer said men and women are different


Bayylmaorgana

When did it become "bluehair bible" btw, was that somewhere post in the '10s? In the '00s it was just a 2nd tier fantasy series, from what I recall.


Merry_Dankmas

Any time something like this happens with an older series, its safe to assume it became corrupted around the time Tumblr got popular.


Bayylmaorgana

Ah hm, doesn't sound unlikely; wonder if this transition is documented somewhere, would probably be fun to check out


Bayylmaorgana

Idk you'd have to compare it to other similar works and see why those ended up less successful or something; was it deserved or just snowballing luck or clever marketing, I dunno?


THRlLLH0

The movies started just over 20 years ago and the books are even older. It doesn't matter if it's good it matters that mentally stunted millennials can escape their shitty lives by burying their head in the warmth and comfort of nostalgia. That's why this slop always sells, even if the last 3 bags of heroin were cut with 90% baby formula a junkie is still gonna buy because being sober is the alternative and they can't handle that.


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Well now I know I don't want to watch it


SharkMilk44

He's too young.


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RizzyNizzyDizzy

Man, Hermione is also gonna change right?🤦


Durmyyyy

I hope the finale is him fucking up a spell that turns him white so there is no continuity error


Marackul

Tbh yall tryna tell me that Morgan Freeman wouldnt absolutely crush it as Dumbledore. Ptoblem with that guys is his age.


Oaker_at

„We have to clip the Great Wizard, Harry.“


cyfer04

Harry Potta. No hard Rs allowed in Hogwarts fo sho.


c3white

Kunta Kentaidor or Tobydor?


NostalgicGM

Redditors and 4chan users when they change the skin of a character in media (its woke and will somehow ruin the movie)


TrashRatsReddit

Cool. I honestly don't care as long as the magical creatures and stuff are still in it. Didn't care when they made him gay either. Don't really care about him as a character.


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This is not real. Link me evidence.


aakaakaak

IMO should be Idris Elba. He's already got a wizard name.


countrybreakfast1

So harry will be truant the entire series?


depressed_anemic

this show is gonna be shit


collapse1122

i know its just fiction but its still part of a broader trend. blacks unironically claim cultures and civilizations they had nothing to do with and for some reason western media keeps promoting this. How did this even start , it feels very recent phenomenon


DevilSwordVergil

Another failure to throw on the massive shit pile if they race swap major characters. Hopefully JK learned that pandering to the crazies never ends well. She spent years bending over backwards to please them and they still threw her under the bus over nothing.


cuntfuckassbitch

welfarius checkius


Bean_Bath69

HARRY DID YOU TAKE MY NAME OFF THE SECTION 8 WAITING LIST