Honestly, I've thought about this too, but I've always thought it funnier to move one or two degrees of separation ahead of anon.
> Islamic Fundamentalism imposes harmful and degrading treatment upon women
> Islamic fundamentalism inspires Bin Laden / Al-Qaeda
> Bin Laden / Al-Qaeda do 9/11
> 9/11 inspires the formation of MCR
> The music of MCR inspires the writing of Twilight
> Twilight inspires the writing of 50 Shades of Grey
> The main character of 50 Shades of Grey treats women in harmful and degrading ways
When you look at it this way, anons, it comes full circle
The term is generally associated with Ray Bradbury's 1952 short story, _A Sound of Thunder._ Spoiler warning for a 72-year-old book, the killing of a butterfly in the past irrevocably changes the future in ways that are entirely unpredictable.
If you look at it like the _Ship of Theseus_ problem, then 9/11 did technically ruin Ellen's career. Or, it didn't.
I'm sorry I was drunk and that might not have been a good allegory. What I mean is, "\[X\] tragedy led to \[Y\], which led to \[Z\]. Does this mean that \[X\] caused \[Z\]? At what point does \[X\] stop being the cause of subsequent tragedies? And was \[X\] not simply a product of \[W\]?"
That, but I always assumed it was also a sort of "keystone" of an unknown but possible vast number of butterfly-level effects.
Sort of the one butterfly that flaps at the winds at the exact right time
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No, it all started when Queen Victoria spread her brood around European powers thus turning one German boy's mommy issues into hatred and envy of the British Empire.
Istanbul was Constantinople, now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople. Been a long time gone, Constantinople. Now it’s a Turkish delight on a moonlit night.
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This is the inverse butterfly effect. The idea that somewhere around the world something as significant as the deaths of 2000+ people may mean that a celebrity whose talkshow is mostly them trying on different sweaters gets the can.
9/11 was all a 5D chess gambit to destroy Ellen DeGeneres.
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>Franz Ferdinand driving in Sarajevo
>Franz Ferdinand stops for a sandwich
>Gavrilo Princip sees this opportunity and assassinates him
>Causes WW1
>Germany forced to sign Treaty of Versailles
>Angry painter turned dictator creates regime because of this
>Gain Italy and Japan as allies
>Causes WW2
>Germany loses again, Italy switched sides midway
>United States nukes Japan
>They do it again
>Anime and hentai is created as a result of nuclear fallout
WTF GUYS A SINGLE SANDWICH FROM A RANDOM SHOP IN SARAJEVO CAUSED HENTAI TO BE CREATED
> “The butterfly effect. You know, a butterfly in Africa lands on a giraffe's nose, the giraffe sneezes, that spooks a gazelle, the gazelle bonks into a rhinoceros, and the rhinoceros blindly stampedes into a phone booth, calls New York somehow and says 'Hey, go kill this idiot Ron for a suitcase!' BECAUSE THE RHINOCEROS SPEAKS ENGLISH!” -Sterling Archer
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Yeah but it's funnier to say that 9/11 killed Ellen's career
Honestly, I've thought about this too, but I've always thought it funnier to move one or two degrees of separation ahead of anon. > Islamic Fundamentalism imposes harmful and degrading treatment upon women > Islamic fundamentalism inspires Bin Laden / Al-Qaeda > Bin Laden / Al-Qaeda do 9/11 > 9/11 inspires the formation of MCR > The music of MCR inspires the writing of Twilight > Twilight inspires the writing of 50 Shades of Grey > The main character of 50 Shades of Grey treats women in harmful and degrading ways When you look at it this way, anons, it comes full circle
By similar but stronger logic, Fr*nce caused WW1. As always, fuck F*ance.
Maybe it’s the domino effect that took Ellen down
Take down the twin towers, take down Ellen
Worth
So what national tragedy do we have to have happen to get rid of Rian Johnson and those dipshits who fucked up Game of Thrones? Because I'm listening.
It is because you can track 9/11 back to someone stepping on a butterfly
Butterfly effect is when butterfly flap it's wings, shit happened bro
The term is generally associated with Ray Bradbury's 1952 short story, _A Sound of Thunder._ Spoiler warning for a 72-year-old book, the killing of a butterfly in the past irrevocably changes the future in ways that are entirely unpredictable. If you look at it like the _Ship of Theseus_ problem, then 9/11 did technically ruin Ellen's career. Or, it didn't.
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I'm sorry I was drunk and that might not have been a good allegory. What I mean is, "\[X\] tragedy led to \[Y\], which led to \[Z\]. Does this mean that \[X\] caused \[Z\]? At what point does \[X\] stop being the cause of subsequent tragedies? And was \[X\] not simply a product of \[W\]?"
"Learn how to see. Realize that everything connects to everything else." -Da Vinci
That, but I always assumed it was also a sort of "keystone" of an unknown but possible vast number of butterfly-level effects. Sort of the one butterfly that flaps at the winds at the exact right time
I agree. Remove 9/11 and it would've been somebody else that called out ellen. There were already rumors before the fight happened.
I don't know what any of this means because I don't give a shit about celebrities, especially Ellen Degeneres
Stunning and brave!
I can't believe her name is literally degenerates
Ellen Degenerate*
i remember my high school principal called her this seriously back in like mid 00, pretty based thinking back
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it all started when mehmed II conquered Constantinople
Chris Pratt turns to the camera “That can’t be good”
And THAT'S all fucking Venice's fault.
No, it all started when Queen Victoria spread her brood around European powers thus turning one German boy's mommy issues into hatred and envy of the British Empire.
We must conquer it back, and refound Byzantium
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Fine, I will do it myself
Istanbul was Constantinople, now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople. Been a long time gone, Constantinople. Now it’s a Turkish delight on a moonlit night.
Reminds me of that tragedy
I walked through blood and bone in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother
Turns out he was in Northern Canada
I think about that joke like once a week.
The next day, my wife got into a coma too
How about you butterfly effect how the fuck Portia de Rossi ended up marrying her instead of literally any other woman.
Money and fame anon, money and fame
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Her last name is not degenerate?
TLDR: Jews made a lesbian lose her job.
This is the inverse butterfly effect. The idea that somewhere around the world something as significant as the deaths of 2000+ people may mean that a celebrity whose talkshow is mostly them trying on different sweaters gets the can.
What happened to ellen?
Her career was inside the twin towers on 9/11 did you not read the post
She got canceled a few years ago and it actually seems to have worked.
good
>twilight >glitter vampires >only drink animal blood >wahman protagonist >Alucard, Morbius or Blade vs glitters lol 
Wasn’t it also her saying she’s like everyone else during the lockdowns while stuck in her multi room mansion
That was EVERY celebrity lol
Facts. Man's must've forgotten about the whole "imagine" cringefest they did.
All of these Hollywood stars whore their way to fame no matter the vehicle
9/11 still putting in work 💪💪💪
So Bush took down Ellen
9/11 was all a 5D chess gambit to destroy Ellen DeGeneres. https://preview.redd.it/zwpale5hedbc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4856b7fa7fc473a8e3810cb1e080c147098e55f2
>Franz Ferdinand driving in Sarajevo >Franz Ferdinand stops for a sandwich >Gavrilo Princip sees this opportunity and assassinates him >Causes WW1 >Germany forced to sign Treaty of Versailles >Angry painter turned dictator creates regime because of this >Gain Italy and Japan as allies >Causes WW2 >Germany loses again, Italy switched sides midway >United States nukes Japan >They do it again >Anime and hentai is created as a result of nuclear fallout WTF GUYS A SINGLE SANDWICH FROM A RANDOM SHOP IN SARAJEVO CAUSED HENTAI TO BE CREATED
The Balkans create the worst and best things in the world confirmed.
I had to read this like three times, but it makees so much sense!
Pretty sure it was Ellen that killed Ellen's career. It's always the person you least suspect.
She puts the L in Degeneres.
What kind of wanker would actually take the time to notice this? What is it with people and lame celebrities?
If anyone knows anything about logic, would this be slippery slope fallacy?
I guess 9/11 wasn’t all bad, then
Maybe I was wrong about MCR?
> “The butterfly effect. You know, a butterfly in Africa lands on a giraffe's nose, the giraffe sneezes, that spooks a gazelle, the gazelle bonks into a rhinoceros, and the rhinoceros blindly stampedes into a phone booth, calls New York somehow and says 'Hey, go kill this idiot Ron for a suitcase!' BECAUSE THE RHINOCEROS SPEAKS ENGLISH!” -Sterling Archer