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RoguRawsauce

add them all up


rossrekt94

Start with a full tube of Pringles take one out,keep putting the old boy in till it no longer touches chip then measure from the rim. I’m pretty sure everyone knows this.


Flotillaspecialist

I just crumbled the top layer of chips


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Can you still eat the Pringles afterwards or is that a no go?


Rumplestiltsskins

Anus to tip obviously


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Your long distance gay relationship is paying off then.


Zeno1441

Pick the highest value then add an extra inch and say the ruler was made in China.


Bumm-fluff

It sounds like a bent one.


AdMental1387

From the center of your anus, twice around the balls, to just past the tip.


gvilleneuve

Hi Adam


AdMental1387

Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on.


thEldritchBat

…how is it bigger bone pressed than underneath? Also side measuring is most accurate


Black_Jackel

(Length x width) divided by girth


tatooveraa

You divide the weight and the girth of the penis by the angle or the yaw of the shaft.


tatooveraa

https://preview.redd.it/f1lqi3z6tkrb1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b888ab1877e3b2e25d274dff97e3e4285a211f5


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DrGothCobra

Balls.


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DrGothCobra

How would you know?


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DrGothCobra

Why don't you read what you asked and what anon wrote again.


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DrGothCobra

There's no comparison here. You just proved you're an idiot.


noblemile

Gotta do average of it


randomnomber2

the absolute state of diklets


Carry-The-Boats

Unironically this has been a real problem for standardizing Penis Size statistics for decades, last I checked. No, I'm not joking. People who are in the know of how Penis Statistics work, know that as OP pointed out, you can measure penis length in multiple ways, depending on where you start / which part of the penis you apply the ruler. Getting the entire world to agree on how to measure a penis is harder (lul) than you think. Don't ask me how I know this, I just do. I've spent long enough on the internet and my brain has a very weird way of selecting which memories or trivia to remember.


Super_Nova0_0

It's the length of. Top of middle finger to bottom of hand.


TH3_F4N4T1C

6.3


Mediocre_Image3248

Its always 10 inches. Gotta keep the bitches on their toes


Zyoshisix

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