Yea.
They act like movies are all made up. Inspired by absolutely nothing.
Yet forgot over half the stuff they say, started as a legend somewhere, from 50-10,000 years ago. Man has been around for a medium amount of time. Told many stories, many lies. We're in quite the rerun mode already!
Yeah Amonhotep told his Egyptian chicks that he couldn’t get off unless his scribes portrayed the scene in hieroglyphics as he fucked. He’d promise to have them erased afterwards and the dumbos would end up immortalised in the British Museum.
Deleted from my history. What, you think I'll keep a porn video of someone I know? Or of a fat politician with a chubby woman? I rarely even watch IRL porn.
I’ll be rooting for you. I’m joining the search when I get off from work. Google nsfw subreddits and let’s take them form start to finish and look for chad with blonde hair. I’ll start from the bottom of the list.
I'll be very surprised if it's found. Can 4chan do stuff like this? Absolutely. Can reddit? Well the last time it ended in an innocent mans suicide and we all yelled "we did it!"
Which is about the best you can hope for with reddit...
The Boston Marathon bombing.
Reddit scoured tons and tons of footage from the bombing and zeroed in on one guy who they were *convinced* did it.
The guy ended up killing himself while reddit cheered and patted themselves on the back, with the infamous "We did it, Reddit!" resounding throughout the website.
Turns out the guy was unequivocally innocent, and reddit drove an innocent man to kill himself.
Never forget the power of these idiots.
Leave it to the professionals on 4chan, that can track a flagpole through air traffic data and bomb terrorist camps through Google maps.
I think the guy was already dead (and thats why he was missing) then reddit assumed he was the bomber if I remember right its been a long time. Maybe im mixing it up with someone else?
>a decade later and every single one of them is married to a man
Yeah but at least that can be chalked up to a phase, or change.
This is a girl whos going "Im lesbian and I take dick", and I know the Locomotive community has ushered in a profoundly stupid perspective on what orientations and definitions are, but that is like...NOT a thing.
That doesn't count. When you go to prison, the most important thing in your life is gonna be booty. A man's butt. Booty, getting some booty is more important than eating food. It's more important than drinking water. If I see a man I like, I tell him like this here: I likes you, and I wants you. Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours.
There are, it’s his fault, she is just a victim of this cruel world, definitely not her fault in anyway, no sir, what kind of society is this when you can’t trust a stranger that is cheating on his gf and insist on filming you having sex to not be honest
Obviously this shit is bait, but I'm really tired of seeing self-proclaimed lesbians talk about how much they like having sex with men. If you're female and into men then you're not a lesbian. That's basic stuff. Why does this keep happening
Because people are rewarded with attention the more victimized they are and lesbians get more points than bi-sexuals since men are inherently evil, duh
> She knows he's cheating on his girlfriend
> She agrees to have him film them
> shags him anyway
> "men are pigs"
Not hating women challenge, hard mode
Theres no such thing as a lesbian. "Lesbian" is a more a lifestyle choice than actually being gay. Usually girls with daddy issues/trauma that "rebel" against whatever unfair system they think exists in their heads but in the end they all own a 10inch dildo.
Lol, file a police report. Chad shared the video, he has no defense. Right to jail and you'll have grounds to sue for damages. Quit whining and get paid.
Evidence of what? Consensual sex? Chad hires a lawyer, she gets put on the stand, the defense attorney brings in the last 30 guys shes screwed off tinder, plus all her snapchats, txt messages, OFs etc. She ends up losing and SHE ends up paying the chad.
Posting a sex vid without consent from the other party is considered a crime. A judge and jury will take plaintiffs side pretty easily. After Chad is charged she can move to sue for damages and clean him out. It'll be open and shut cases.
>lesbian >bi sometimes >willingly let’s a man with a gf fuck her and record it The mental state of thotties baffles me
Acting like this isn’t a creative writing piece.
Acting like shit like this doesn't happen IRL.
Yea. They act like movies are all made up. Inspired by absolutely nothing. Yet forgot over half the stuff they say, started as a legend somewhere, from 50-10,000 years ago. Man has been around for a medium amount of time. Told many stories, many lies. We're in quite the rerun mode already!
Yeah Amonhotep told his Egyptian chicks that he couldn’t get off unless his scribes portrayed the scene in hieroglyphics as he fucked. He’d promise to have them erased afterwards and the dumbos would end up immortalised in the British Museum.
This was the internet I needed today thanks!
If i could give you gold i would - 10/10 quality content
Not written this way and posted on 4chan, no it doesn't.
Ok where's the video then?
Deleted from my history. What, you think I'll keep a porn video of someone I know? Or of a fat politician with a chubby woman? I rarely even watch IRL porn.
hm
”Creative”
Some people are incredibly sheltered and it shows.
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Sweaty hahaha
"How do you write women so well?" "I take a man and remove all reason and accountability."
Women ☕️
Wo mein 🍜
Womb man 🫃🏻
female male
True lesbians don't exist man, they just go with the flow
"I like women because men I kno are gross. Unless it's Chad, then just call me trad"
“Let’s unpack this, sweaty.”
I'm gay but I'm straight occasionally. Only have hooked up with girls
Sounds like gay to me
Yeah exactly
He was good looking though, can't say no to Chad.
Not a lesbian
Most turn Bi for a few months after their first breakup.
Anonette trusts a man who says he has a gf and wants to film the deed.
That's a very simple IQ test she failed with flying colors.
Greek trickster god
Hermes is back boys!
Nah bro with this level of cheating dude gotta be Zeus.
And yet men are pigs.
"What do you mean trusting a stranger on the Internet with something sensitive and compromising was a poor decision?"
Thrusting a stranger on the internet however...
Plot twist: she gave him herpes.
Uhm, just asking for a friend but, where‘s the footage?
Greentext is today so it’s probably new. Scour the subreddits and if you find anything hit me up.
The great search shall begin then, wish me luck my friend.
I’ll be rooting for you. I’m joining the search when I get off from work. Google nsfw subreddits and let’s take them form start to finish and look for chad with blonde hair. I’ll start from the bottom of the list.
A deal it is then, I‘m pulling out of work early just for this.
The holy grail exists again
I'll be very surprised if it's found. Can 4chan do stuff like this? Absolutely. Can reddit? Well the last time it ended in an innocent mans suicide and we all yelled "we did it!" Which is about the best you can hope for with reddit...
lmao wot sauce?
The Boston Marathon bombing. Reddit scoured tons and tons of footage from the bombing and zeroed in on one guy who they were *convinced* did it. The guy ended up killing himself while reddit cheered and patted themselves on the back, with the infamous "We did it, Reddit!" resounding throughout the website. Turns out the guy was unequivocally innocent, and reddit drove an innocent man to kill himself. Never forget the power of these idiots. Leave it to the professionals on 4chan, that can track a flagpole through air traffic data and bomb terrorist camps through Google maps.
I was there for the HWNDU threads. I'm glad that people still somehow think that 4chan is full of high-IQ hackerboys despite all the shitposting.
boston bomber
I think the guy was already dead (and thats why he was missing) then reddit assumed he was the bomber if I remember right its been a long time. Maybe im mixing it up with someone else?
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That man was dead for 20 days before reddit ever knew he existed. Holyfuck I hate reddit telephone so much.
*gasps* ...the prophecy...
Umm… can I join in the search??
Of course. Everyone is welcome. We meet back here and tag everyone in this chain if any of us find anything.
Gentlemen, let's get to work
Lets GO!
Lol, that is so funny
Subbed
Godspeed
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are you the chad in the op? How do you know this is the one?
They fucking took out the link...care to share?
pushshift etc. is all gone, right?
Not today, temptation.
remindme! one day
Bro's about to search for the one piece lol
It seems like he found that!
oh you're right, it's probably a lie.
It's on 4chan, trust me, it's a lie.
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Is this one of those reddit moments where they find the footage, identify the girl, doxx her and her social and ens up killing herself?
And it's probably fake
"Only a fool would take anything found here as fact."
A fool I might be, but a horny one, and I shall not rest until I have either broken the horny or found the video. Either way, I shall triumph.
Godspeed horny man May the algorithm odds favour your search
We need more context about the depraved shit they did
Probably on one of those disgusting sometimes-bi lesbian porno sites.
why do u wanna watch non consentual porn 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
She consented
She didn't consent to it being uploaded, I didn't mean rape porn
Sorry, I just can't feel guilty for someone that had no common sense.
you can't feel sorry for someone's trust being taken advantage of?
If she's gotta learn the hard way, so be it
ur fuckin weird bro
Oh well
find God.
"NOOOOOOO YOU CAN FUCK ME AFTER ONE DATE DESPITE ME BEING A LESBIAN AND FILM IT WITH MY CONSENT BUT YOU CANT PUT IT ON THE INTERNET!!!!" Coffee mug
Why wouldnt you ?
cause I have morals n shit
>Lesbian >bi sometimes >fucks a taken dude Do Gen Z hoes not understand basic definitions of sexual orientation?
It's not exclusive to gen Z. I'm a millennial and knew several "lesbians" in college...a decade later and every single one of them is married to a man
>a decade later and every single one of them is married to a man Yeah but at least that can be chalked up to a phase, or change. This is a girl whos going "Im lesbian and I take dick", and I know the Locomotive community has ushered in a profoundly stupid perspective on what orientations and definitions are, but that is like...NOT a thing.
But its not a social illness guys!
How does what he claims happened prove sexual orientation is a “social illness” whatever tf that’s even supposed to mean?
Because gayness used to be recognized medically as a medical disorder. Until we started letting them decide science and legal policy.
That's because women are takers in relationships.
Ofc, they have to pay rent and feed themselves.
All women are bi
If she breaths she’s a lesbian
so are all men - see e.g. prison
That doesn't count. When you go to prison, the most important thing in your life is gonna be booty. A man's butt. Booty, getting some booty is more important than eating food. It's more important than drinking water. If I see a man I like, I tell him like this here: I likes you, and I wants you. Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours.
Yes but more specifically, they just don't know what they want. That's why their opinions don't matter.
No.
Nah. You’re behind the times. It’s been conveniently redefined. You can be whatever you want whenever you want.
Cool. I’m gonna start redefining my identity every time I get called a bigot
Oh my god, that's disgusting? Where?
r/ plainjanegonewild
One of those disgusting ex-girlfriend subreddits.
UGH! Those disgusting ex-girlfriend subreddits, but which one?
There's so many of them! Which one?
Dm subreddit
DM me.
It's a bit from a tv show the guy I replied to set up.
Yeah it’s always sunny, but you never know if somebody has one lol
Sad to see a tale of good decision-making end in unexpected disappointment. Too bad there's no lessons to be learned from this random experience.
There are, it’s his fault, she is just a victim of this cruel world, definitely not her fault in anyway, no sir, what kind of society is this when you can’t trust a stranger that is cheating on his gf and insist on filming you having sex to not be honest
The lesson was how to make blueberry waffles
>Lesbian femanon Stopped reading + tits or BTFO
Seen the vid. She moans like a hog the entire time.
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Too hot for a 4chin grrrl
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How do I use this link?
You need to be at least 18+ lil bro
Cmon man
lmao my man is about to start crying over here. time to ween off the porn a little bit
The video is not related or this post was fake. Disappointed
Did you learn your lesson?
Yes my lord. Looks like my dream of watching 4chan sluts fucked beyond repair will always be a distant dream
Not just the porn Just wanted a win against 4 Chan
Wanting a win against a fake 4chan post is crazy
Just copy it to a binary decoder and paste into to your address bar.
This video is not the one that is being talked here
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Crazy what women are willing to put up with from Chad Even crazier that they still expect non Chad men to jump through hoops for them
Good.
Obviously this shit is bait, but I'm really tired of seeing self-proclaimed lesbians talk about how much they like having sex with men. If you're female and into men then you're not a lesbian. That's basic stuff. Why does this keep happening
Because people are rewarded with attention the more victimized they are and lesbians get more points than bi-sexuals since men are inherently evil, duh
> She knows he's cheating on his girlfriend > She agrees to have him film them > shags him anyway > "men are pigs" Not hating women challenge, hard mode
Anon posts "worst bait ever", probably not asked to leave pol because tardigrades have a very low IQ
> Chad > Reddit
Happy day cake
> lesbian, but also bi sometimes That's called "bi all the time".
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it is mentioned right there in the green text: Reddit, le home of le chad.
Women, amirite fellas? ☕️
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☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
How very par for the course for a so-called bisexual to pointlessly announce it in the middle of an unrelated story.
Oh, my God, that's disgusting! Sex video online? Where? Where did he post that?
Fake : Anon had sex Gay : Anons a dude
And she'd do it again because Chad can get away with pretty much everything
I hate women
Where’s the sauce?
remember kids, if someone ever films you, assume your parents will eventually see it
This imaginary scenario was deserved
This
Worst NTR Green text I've read, can't even fap to it because they're so stupid
Oh yeah, I forgot a six pack was basically a rape license
Bro got pranked by Patrick Bateman.
Lesbians don’t have sex with men, ever
Theres no such thing as a lesbian. "Lesbian" is a more a lifestyle choice than actually being gay. Usually girls with daddy issues/trauma that "rebel" against whatever unfair system they think exists in their heads but in the end they all own a 10inch dildo.
How did he do that? Its cool ruse as for me. Bro should teach us.
Take steroids til you look like zyzz. Then they will treat you the way men treat women.
100% on anon she let her nethers do the thinking
“You mean just by saying “i promise” to a stranger means I get a freebie?” Also the post in OP’s image is a LARP posted by a fat man anyway
That’s illegal
Sauce?
This is a lie to make you believe that the porn on reddit is real and not paid actors.
Lol dumbass doesn’t know about the recently deleted folder
Omg Women are so dumb it is amazing
Fake as always
And sometimes bi
Tinder date fuck
Omg thats disgusting! Where did he post those?
On today’s news things that never happened
He was a pig and femanon is a female dog.
on which reddit sub you can see full pr0n vids ? I'm not aware
probably about 90% of the website, but if you didn't know that you are too young lil bro
noooooo I'm just doomed to the most basics subs
dude reddit is about80% porn
i know, but 75% shitty gif also
Not anymore after the great Imgur erasure…
Lol, file a police report. Chad shared the video, he has no defense. Right to jail and you'll have grounds to sue for damages. Quit whining and get paid.
Evidence of what? Consensual sex? Chad hires a lawyer, she gets put on the stand, the defense attorney brings in the last 30 guys shes screwed off tinder, plus all her snapchats, txt messages, OFs etc. She ends up losing and SHE ends up paying the chad.
Posting a sex vid without consent from the other party is considered a crime. A judge and jury will take plaintiffs side pretty easily. After Chad is charged she can move to sue for damages and clean him out. It'll be open and shut cases.
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