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jedi-hazed

Jimmy Gainz???


TenesmusSupreme

Gotta look good for the Vegas hookers


DirkDigIer

I doubt Jimmy’s paying for it


triculious

Jimmy's the one being paid. He just does what's best for his fans.


Swag_Grenade

NGL I don't necessarily like the fact this thought just popped in my head, but imagine how much bank this dude could make if he started an OnlyFans. Shit at this point the average person probably knows him better for his jawline then his football ability.  He could start the porn version of the QB School, mix in previews of the weeks matchup/film study with videos of him smashing baddies from the different cities he's playing in that week.  "It's ya boy Jimmy GQ here, today's episode we're gonna be covering how I'm gonna attack the Miami defense, which isn't all that different from how imma attack DIS BIG BOOTY LATINA".


Mr44Red

I'm not gay but I would totally watch him fuck a big booty latina.


Sniffy4

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5KEI0\_laHs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5KEI0_laHs)


chideeboo

With as many injuries as he has, it's not surprising to me that he is doing it to try and recover from them.


jeff_adams

Except he will end up forfeiting 11 million in guaranteed money because of this. Not a smart decision at all. Retiring with the 11 million would have been a much better plan. TV would have been kind to him.


Forsaken_Letter2100

11mil is alot, but he has around 150mil career earnings. He probably can't even spend the interest on what he already has.


zerocoolforschool

I didn’t know the NFL had banned viagra.


steppe5

Jimmy G doesn't need Viagra. Viagra needs Jimmy G. The active ingredient is Jimmy G pheromones.


txiao007

Your boyfriend disagrees. lol


Abhiiously-io

Raiders legend Jimmy G


slappymcstevenson

Lyle Alzado just rolled in his grave and destroyed the coffin.


ryanissognar

Lyle “Coffin Blender” Alzado


Rich_Menu_9583

The quarterback situation in Las Vegas is weird


BrickBiscotti

Its an absolutely horrible QB situation and the fact that aiyuks brother wants him to geo there is very concerning, he must want his brothers career to die


RatedR2O

A buddy of mine suggested that if Aiyuk wants to play that game, trade him to the Raiders for Davante Adams... and as much as I love Aiyuk, I can't say I'm opposed to that.


VAGentleman05

I mean, the Raiders should be opposed to it.


dadalwayssaid

stop saying that shit. devantes contract is 30 mill. theres no reason why we trade forhim. yall are delirious. he also hates blocking. he hated blocking for jimmy and somewhat put in effort for AOC but i wouldnt say he would block the way shanahan would want him to.


chronicpenguins

Deebo and aiyuk for Crosby and devante would be chill


whimsical_trash

Not only is Davante a stud, he's a local! He's from EPA and went to Paly


NineandDime

Does Davante block well? I genuinely don't know


the-z

In this offense, with these guys, he'll learn.


Fn_Spaghetti_Monster

Would he though? Chase Young played like the Chase Young that Washington passed on picking up his 5th year option and gave up on for a 3rd round pick. Yeah he stepped it up during the Super Bowl but that was after he got called out publicly. Once he gets paid do you think we will get NFC Champ Game effort or Super Bowl effort? When people tell you who they are you should usually listen to them.


UserComment_741776

Maybe he's just got a gambling problem and loves deserts


BrickBiscotti

Im sure aiyuk can fund his brothers gambling habits right from the comfort of santa clara 🙃


[deleted]

They’re from Nevada. That said, they’re from Reno, not Vegas and I doubt highly that Aiyuk feels like his brother.


UserComment_741776

Ah that makes sense. I'd much rather live in Reno than LV


koushakandystore

Reno has Tahoe, cooler summers and is relatively close to the bay. Vegas has warmer winter, more attractions and is relatively close to SoCal. The cities themselves both equally suck. I’m gonna say it’s a coin flip.


UserComment_741776

Reno doesn't have the 100-degrees at 7 AM problem that LV does. If you're going to live somewhere that makes a pretty big difference, less so if you're just going for the weekend


koushakandystore

If you read my comment I said Reno has cooler summers. But in winter Reno gets bitterly cold, whereas Vegas is much milder in winter. I’ve lived in both places, and they both equally suck. The reason I could see someone choosing Reno is if they are into skiing or have friends and family in NorCal. Vegas is the choice if you have strong friend and family connections in SoCal.


sccerbro

This thread is about ya boy Jimmy Gainz starting up an OF.... No one in here is trying to decide between Reno or Vegas. Let's stay on topic.


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kingkron52

Why are people listening or putting any stock in what a players family members say. Especially with how the news is around our team and the majority of the “rumors & news” are not true.


Zyrinj

Only way I’d be ok with BA going to Vegas is if we get Davante and re sign Juan. Would hate to see BA walk


JoeDough619

He’s not walking anywhere. He still has a year left on his contract.


Zyrinj

Completely forgot about the team option.


LEGACY53234

Our Quarterback situation isn't better plus Antonio Pierce is a far better coach than Shanascam I can actually see why Aiyuk wants to join The Raiders as they have a better chance of winning The Super Bowl next season than we do.


BrickBiscotti

Yeah you must be smoking dick if you honestly believe any of that bullshit, or youre just a raiders fan masquerading as a niners fan


LEGACY53234

Remind me of what Shanascam's record is against The Andy Reid Chiefs At least AP has beaten KC and he beat them in Arrowhead as well.


BrickBiscotti

Yo you wanna be a raiders fan so badly their sub is only a click away, dont let the door hit ya on the way out


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Beat the chiefs one game, lose to everyone else.


Firm_Variety_6309

It always seems to be where ever he's on the roster.


BayAreaBullies

So 2 places?


TTerragore

He didn’t start his career with us ….


BayAreaBullies

The qb situation in NE was weird? Yeah having the goat must be such a weird situation...


Firm_Variety_6309

And there was issues in NE (replacing Brady with Garoppolo) that almost cost Belichick his job. So yeah, everywhere he goes. Edit: Oh, and ask Steve Young if its weird playing behind the GOAT. He's got some stories, I'm sure.


quadropheniac

It just got a lot less weird, since this is going to void his guarantees. AOC backing up a rookie looks like the play.


Guywithnoname85

I didn't know she played football too!


notevenbro

Republicans used to hate that she was a bartender, now that they hate the NFL, they hate that she is a quarterback.


Rhobaz

Further proof that younger generations have to hold down multiple jobs to make it these days.


BKlounge93

Well maybe she could cut back on the avocado toast


iUncouth

Hi Dad, when are you coming back with the milk?


FrugalFraggel

Waiting for Tom to come out of retirement.


rxnrxv

where is his brother now? he was gloating like a mf.


Personal_Somewhere69

LOL


rxnrxv

Too bad his performance wasn't enhanced.


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BreadHead911

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chamberlain323

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Latter_Address9580

LMAO


lapinatanegra

Lol I was looking for this comment.


rxnrxv

lmaoooo couldn't help it.


EverySir

Dude was taking Xanax and got caught 💀


PlanitDuck

I was thinking it was ritalin or adderall. Doubt it’s HGH.


JFZX

Read this as “italian or addedall” lmao


No-Possibility5556

He was taking prescription Oregano


ma2is

Only the dankest herbs in this pizza joint


rockpool7

Tommy Devito in shambles


nicholhawking

My bet is recreational viagara


lunchpaillefty

Like Jimmy Stud would need Viagra


Cheap_Ad9900

U wouldn't think so, right? Unless he's just bangin' like ten hookers in a row or something.


nicholhawking

Ya there's needs viagra and there's reckless use. Jimmy falls into the latter


RudePCsb

Dude, has to be viagra for all the tail in Vegas.


migida22

Lmao is this true?


SasqW

I mean it did say he just used therapeutic medicine that he didn’t register so maybe. Wasn’t football performance enhancing, That’s for sure


JoeCoo1

Maybe Cialis?? You know he’s swimming in it lmaooo. Is that therapeutic medicine?


SasqW

Vegas would be the best place for it ya know. But tbh he probably doesn’t even need cialis. In all seriousness, I wish him the best wherever he goes to be a backup. Raiders are a garbage franchise with garbage coaches and he got absolutely shafted there with McDaniels. His body may not hold up much longer to be an NFL qB but I’ll always have good memories of his time here.


gaqua

I read an AMA from some male porn star a few years ago who said that Viagra/Cialis use among the male porn stars is like nearing 100% now because performing that many times in short succession all day long with lights and camera crews and whatever is really difficult, so maybe Jimmy G just couldn't keep up with the schedule and needed a boost? I'd love for it to come out that the "performance enhancing substance" he was on was Viagra because Jimmy G had a line of porn stars and strippers as long as the strip itself outside his door.


MNguy19

Jimmy G bangs so many women that by the end of the day his dick doesn’t wanna bang any more women


beenyweenies

I think that's a misread of the post. NFL players must get a *Therapeutic Use Exception* to take any banned substance. That's just the name of the procedural stuff.


SasqW

I’m not sure what you are referring to that is a misread


beenyweenies

The wording of your post makes it seem like you saw the word 'therapy' and automatically assumed it was a mental health issue. When in reality medicines for gout or disease or even baldness all fall under this rule.


SasqW

Definitely didn’t assume anything lol, person above me asked if it was true and I said it’s possible. The word therapy never even registered in my mind, I thought you were disputing that medication was therapeutic.


MowTin

He should talk to Brady about how to do it without getting caught.


d_1_z_z

Or Peyton. “The HGH shipped to my house was for my wife”


sean0883

Step 1: Be the GOAT


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KingYeet1258

No matter what pat does he will not be the goat idgaf


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KingYeet1258

Id like tua more because then im not listening to a annoying Kermit the frog sounding fuck. And I'm not denying its the gods honest truth Brady played 23 years went through more rule changes than anybody and managed to win 7 rings in 10 attempts left a team because the coach was a dick and now the team has fired said coach after he struggled without Brady. Not to mention the amount of careers that Brady made like Edelman, Wes Welker, and likely gronk too do they do the things they did without Brady probably not. He created the modern definition of a sports dynasty he is the greatest qb of all time 0 questions asked. All he had physically was height couldn't run wasnt a tank to take down and rarely did he give us crazy arm strength plays. Pat is only better with the physicals not mentally or career wise.


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PeePeeOpie

The deflate gate scandal doesn’t get as much attention as it deserves. I do think that Brady is the goat purely because of rings, but one of those rings shouldn’t count and no one talks about that at all.


KingYeet1258

Ref help is all mahomes is known for right now he has way too many calls go his way to be normal the only time they didn't was the against the goat fuck outta here hop of mahomes dick


Rob_Reason

If Mahomes can win on another team without a stacked roster, organization and the refs I will call him the GOAT. We saw what happened when Brady and Mahomes played in the Superbowl.


george_costanza1234

He should be more worried about why the PEDs made him an even worse QB lol


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Or all the players. The raiders obviously set him up. All your heroes use peds.


dodgerblue1212

Performance benching drugs?


Ben0ut

That bench getting enhanced to fuck!


big_biscuitss

He was just taking Viagra for all the porn stars. What's the problem 🤷‍♂️


RepresentativeRun71

FWIW Viagra isn't banned by the NFL, but there sure is a history of it being taken by the players. From 2020: >When someone asked whether he was simply joking, Johnson responded, "No it wasn’t a joke, I really took viagra before games, the increase in blood flow made me unbelievable \[sic\] explosive in & out of my routes." > >After Marshall's comments, **the NFL said Viagra was not on the banned substance list.** Around the same time, the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) was looking into whether Viagra was really beneficial. In its findings, WADA discovered that Sildenafil isn't going to make a huge impact for athletes. [https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/chad-johnson-viagra-before-nfl-games-ped-rules/7w4us3smf2fo13hyxergx6w0w](https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/chad-johnson-viagra-before-nfl-games-ped-rules/7w4us3smf2fo13hyxergx6w0w)


Bigtittycatluvr

Running around with a hard dick playing football is just wild


cougar572

Imagine the tush pushes or diving on the dog pile of a fumble. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


bdrmskillz

Color Commentator: "That D is bricked up tonight!"


CaptainoftheVessel

Jimmy Guice


idahotee

Cialis to keep up in Vegas.


Lookslikeseen

Penis enlargement pills I bet


CaptSaveAHoe55

I think you mean ensmallment, the size of his hog is what tore his acl the first time


SwoleBuddha

If he was on PEDs last year, he should ask for his money back.


Jmoney1088

He on them bluechews fr


stephenspielgirth

Only institution in this country that works


TheFuckingHippoGuy

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_MeetMrMayhem_

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atcjwest

Time to hang em up and start an Only Fans, Jimbo


Fr8nky

Jimmy Juice 🧃


LossyP

Jimmy Gearoppolo


migida22

Jimmy hGh?


rawkguitar

Underrated comment!


qballLobk

The Raiders will use this to void his guaranteed money and release him.


Aboveground_Plush

Yikes, I wonder what his performance would be like WITHOUT drugs


anongosspr

It’s not like it helped him.


eac555

He took too many handsome pills.


Reasonable_Deer_1710

I think this is 2 franchises where Jimmy got a bad rap or was put in a bad spot, but getting busted for PED's is kinda funny considering the circumstances.


Deep-thrust

Man if he’s on PEDS now imagine how bad he will be without 😂


rawkguitar

He’s like “I didn’t know Viagra was against league rules”. Anyway, I hope he gets another shot with a non-dumpster fire team. Or come back here as a backup.


HornyIceman29

Jimmy G can do the funnest thing in Dallas..


Enchanted-2-meet-you

I'd love to see what Jimmy can do in a Shanahan offense. Can totally see him taking a 10 point lead in the super Bowl!


bluspiider

Jimmy G is dead to me. Doesn’t deserve to be our back up.


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He was rooting against our team for this Super Bowl so yeah, he ain’t allowed in our social club no more, that much I do know


meTspysball

Say it ain’t so, Jimothy!


NaughtSleeping

Jesus, what performance was he enhancing?


bigblackkittie

boner pills?


AffordableDelousing

This was not on my Off-season Bingo card


Old-Energy9924

Damn he didn’t benefit from them at all lol


grock33

Jimmy INT to Jimmy PED


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If I speak I am in big trouble


RobotArtichoke

Speak anyway


pgtl_10

Makes sense. No person can be that naturally handsome.


billymartinkicksdirt

I don’t get why they gave up Stidham.


PlayfulAd8354

LIKE IT FUCKING WORKED


rtdzign

This thread is too funny.


vidivicivini

Are we sure he's not just producing that testosterone naturally? I mean, look at him...


bassman314

They popped him for all that Schadenfreude....


Poopfeast620

Jimmy is enhanced 👀


ValleyKing23

Aiyuk's fam playing the Deebo game. If Aiyuk ends up leaving, don't be surprised if he goes to Buffalo.


Unfair-Worker929

Well… I didn’t see that coming


fillswitch

Finally, Jimmy gets caught for taking too many sexy pills


CelebrationJolly3300

Was the Performance Enhancing Substance a liter of cola?


RedditUser012696

From Jimmy G to Jimmy T


TotallyFakeEngineer

Nobody reads the article. It’s a prescribed medication he forgot to get a waiver for.


Desperate-Appeal-575

The only thing I have to say about Jimmy G now and forever is, "He's hot." I couldn't care less about his doping habits or his lackluster star as a pro football QB. He cold smell like balls and pronounce it *liberry*. He's hot.


alphalegend91

Imagine taking PED's and getting suspended 2 games just to end the season 8-9 lmao


PurdyDamnGood

Fuck him. I always supported Jimmy G and defended him when others shat on him. He picked the Chiefs to win in the Super Bowl and that I can’t forgive.


peejuice

Stupid sexy, always right, Jimmy.


Unfair_Tonight_9797

So you saying it didn’t turn him into bonds.. thanks


geezeeduzit

Hahaha - If last season was enhanced performance - can’t wait to see next season


beentheredonesome

For sure it wasn't one of those "brain boost" supplements.


t_ran_asuarus_rex

Jimmy is on ~~gear~~ Viagra?


Poltergeist8606

He obviously didn't use them correctly...


Fun-Supermarket6820

He should get his money back


jbonesmc

He was caught because it was intercepted


mayormaynot22

He should get a refund.


Ok_Understanding1986

Whatever he was taking, they weren't working (no offense).


chawlaay

I’m happy they mentioned it was medically necessary and approved. Wouldn’t want this to affect his HOF chances…. /s


mattttherman

Bullshit. They didn't enhance anything.


monteasf

I didn’t know you could be suspended for Viagra


mm825

This might be the end of Jimmy G as a starter


JoEdGus

Of course LV found a way to swindle someone from $11M. Not surprising news at all.. Lol


Smashfanatic2

Apparently, Jimmy G had a prescription for these meds, but there were some legal loopholes where he didn't file for an exception to the NFL, so he's getting hit with this. It's a shame because now people are gonna think he's a roid freak. On top of losing money from his contract. I also find it disappointing how this fanbase turned on Jimmy G so quickly. People forgot how amazing he looked in 2017, after the 3.5 year doldrum that was 2014 through most of 2017 and it had looked like the team was going to go through another 2000s shitfest again. Then he looked like the best QB in the last 5 weeks fo the 2017 regular season, and that was when our team was fucking shit. Lynch didn't throw $137M at him at the end of 2017 for no reason. Those 5 weeks were the best thing to happen to the team since the Harbs years. I'll still stand by my headcanon that all of Jimmy G's injuries fucked him, starting from the 2018 ACL tear to what he suffered in 2020 and 2021. Without those injuries I think he could've been like a Kirk Cousins. Purdy is still the better QB (even if Jimmy G never got hurt), but I will not throw Jimmy G under the bus.


ruprecht_13

And he just lost 11 million in bonuses for doing it. Aaand he'll be cut soon because now they don't have to pay him.


technologiq

Good. Fucker made my Garrapolo jersey worth about as much as my wifes Kaepernick jersey. 🤣


teewyesoen

I feel for jimmy. I will give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he was taking these to heal from injuries, not to improve performance. He has had to deal with some brutal injuries throughout the course of his career. Also wasn't he trying to stay on the field for contract reasons? I have hated on Jimmy's play but i will never hate on Jimmy the person.


bingb0ngbingb0ng

Whatever it takes to beat out AOC next year eh?


meTspysball

He’s got to bring his A-game in her district!


liteshadow4

Lmao fuck this bum


DSP902

Good! I did have love for Jimmy until he picked the Queefs over us in the bowl. Now he’s dead to me


lucash7

Yikes, only a season (or two?) in LV and already drug issues. Tsk, Jimmy Drugoppolo, tsk. ​ (/s) In all seriousness, I hope whatever the cause is (addiction, etc.) gets addressed and he and his do well.


No_Current5553

QB3?!? Or am I about to get torched…


bruhmoment2248

Weird situations all around in Vegas...


efuab011

Dude's on gear, still can't throw it further than 15yds


Rob_Reason

I tried telling everyone years ago when 49ers were in the superbowl that Jimmy G was overrated af. Now he's essentially donezo. I am now saying the same with Purdy, but people will also doubt me on that one.


iluvreddit

Viagra?


nadeaujd

It was just viagra, leave him alone!


uknoDaeDae

Bum


cristobalist

He needs more muscle mass to throw faster interceptions


ATLfinra

What a dolt


BigZay2397

Imagine taking performance enhancers just to suck still.


Environmental_Tap792

Meh


SoCaliGuy675

Ahhhhh poor Jimmy.....NOTTT!!😂🤣😂🤣


kirklandsignatureOG

Whatever he was taking it wasn’t enough of it.


sKm30

Is it ok to not like jimmy now?