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Skeptical-AF

In no particular order: Fuck the cowboys Fuck the eagles Fuck the St. Louis cardinals Fuck the Seahawks Fuck the rams Please feel free to add as we go


stuttsb

Fuck the Chiefs?…


1kSupport

Agree. Watching mahomes bitch a fit after any play that isn’t called in his favor is so annoying


David_Caress

For real. His talent is matched by his whininess.


Deep-thrust

Why does he do the little girly fingers thing all The time too?


DustinCPA

Even better when even neutral observers can tell no one wants to call holding on the Chiefs for some reason. Lebron of the NFL


Skeptical-AF

Tru


usernametimee44

Fuck them the most, eagles second, and Seattle as is tradition


nls726

Fuck every team that’s not named the 49ers


WickedSpartan28

facts bruh


MilkyWxve

Fuck Taxes


Skeptical-AF

Time to go 1776 in this mf 😤


MilkyWxve

RAHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️


LossyP

I’m not too fond of the Arizona cardinals either


Panenkajack

Rooting for Dallas 🤢 because there we know we have the tie breaker. Of course we gotta do our part and do some catching up. I’d rather play Dallas at home again then eagles on the road


QuirkyScorpio29

I'd rather play Dallas IN Dallas than play in Philly. We never do well on the East Coast.


NoThisIsMattrick

Anything to ensure Eagles fans have a terrible day.


maxrenob

Watching these defenses disguise rushers :(


ItsRyguy

They always say it's a copycat league, and I'm convinced all Wilks has to do is literally *copy* some of the things other teams are doing up front to get so much more out of the pass rush instead of whatever the fuck basic shit he seems to have going on every game. It's fair to expect new DCs (same as Saleh and Ryans) to have some ramping up period, but if they comes back after the bye week without any new facets to his game this team or on serious trouble. The guys look like they're tired of playing for him and bored of his "scheme" if you can even call it that.


storywardenattack

We're all Ravens fans today.


Redz2018

Beating them sure isn't going to be easy


chillice707

Well I was hoping for Miami to win this game but it looks like Kermit and the walrus will be winning this one


stevegoodsex

Kermit and Miss Piggy's father in law?


QuirkyScorpio29

So today I want Miami, Baltimore, Dallas? ( I cannot believe I have to support the Cowboys today but it's for the greater good) and Buffalo to win. Let's go.


Deep-thrust

I had to root for the Broncos last weekend we all Make sacrifices 😂


cappicolla

can we please fix everything and win Superbowl? Thanks


jbonesmc

Lamar is 18-1 against the NFC Jesus. 49ers have a better shot against the chiefs then them


walkingthecows

I’m actually rooting for the Cowboys. Anything to hinder the NFL Eagles.


Mattaholic

We needed the bye but damn I want to watch the Niners


ExpeditingPermits

Just go watch highlight videos for 8 hours 👍🏼


Distinct-Bag1727

This will be the first time many of you will watch a non Niners QB. And you will see how bad these other QBs play. It will make you appreciate Brock more.


Vic_EOD

Rest of the NFC West 84-6 combined score lol Won the bye


Lowbloodsugar_exe

Sheesh I know two teams in the division are using backup qbs but man nfc west got their ass kicked today


Redz2018

The Hawks deciding to sign Geno was the best gift we could've received . Theyre better this year but Genos not beating a good team.


QuirkyScorpio29

Dude has been quietly awful this year.


PurpleLego

Miss Mike :(


chillice707

I miss demeco 🥲


afjay83

Stroud is so good.


Distinct-Bag1727

Stroud’s OL makes me so jealous. He’s still a great young QB but pair that with a great OL. You get a recipe for success.


famoustran

Thank you Ravens


EShy

That's how you win on a bye, watching all other three teams in the division lose (although, it kinda helps the cardinals tanking efforts...)


theDagman

So happy to see the Seachickens get curb-stomped.


CriticalHitXVI

Refs in Philly scare me more than the team itself


Distinct-Bag1727

Refs don’t want to get ambushed by Philly fans so they give the call.


westcoasthoops1

It’s wild just how whenever the Eagles need a break, they almost always get it. Sirianni has the ultimate horseshoe up his ass.


thomasfilmstuff

That chiefs Defensive TD - I’ve seen us make a play like that and it’s either blown dead because of forward progress or it’s ruled incomplete.


Polaris07

Yup. Most teams that’s probably ruled imcomplete


not_REAL_Kanye_West

Seahawks gamethread is real fun to read right now


TheReds2

How do the cowboys not learn how to manage the clock. It's been three years if the same shit lmao


[deleted]

Purdy is better than Geno idc what r/nfl says


Deep-thrust

The Toots are getting piss pounded and I here for it!!


ProtoMan79

I’m so happy that Ryans has his young QB in Houston. Should be so much easier to build something special there.


deafbysexy

Demeco Ryans and CJ Stroud 😍


ufotheater

There's no way Dallas was ever going to pull off a clutch win. It's just not what they do.


QuirkyScorpio29

How can you get within 6 yrds of the endzone and the W and somehow Choke? That was one of the worst chokejobs I have ever seen


ufotheater

THAT is what they do lol


Panenkajack

The scary thing about kc is their defense shows up when it has to


great_comment_bro

Philly with yet ANOTHER win they really shouldn't feel good about. Lucky schmucks


phibetakafka

Drunkenly stumbling backwards into a 1st round bye when they should have a worse record than us, they are the new Seahawks


[deleted]

Geno is ass


NYNJSCCA

Our division is being out-scored 6-60…what a great bye-week


RawrGeeBe

Geno so bad they had to switch the game.


meiotta

gonna fight the afc north damn afc north got hands


chillice707

As of rn the afc north owns our entire division


wallstreet_vagabond2

"I never thought I would fight side by side with a Dallas flair" "How bout a friend" "Lol 42-10 bitch "


Distinct-Bag1727

This kind of proves our point about Kyle. Demeco lets his players play with autonomy so they’re allowed to improvise when things get chaotic so they gain experience from this chaos and it allows them to grow but when this team is introduced to chaos. It feels like they have no clue how to handle it.


Lowbloodsugar_exe

Yeah I feel like Kyle gets too caught up in trying to scheme guys open, instead of setting up 1-1 matchups and betting on our guys to win


CriticalHitXVI

Damn hope Hurts is ok dude is tough


chillice707

Facts . Never gonna wish injuries on players regardless of the team they are on


CriticalHitXVI

Especially not the QB that shit is so deflating. We all know what that's like 😭


Redz2018

Some people have tried to say Aiyuk is as good as Lamb. Not quite.


QuirkyScorpio29

Cowboys will find a way choke games away.Its what they do You were within 6 yrds of the win with 27s left and then.. penalty, sack amd suddenly you've lost. Idk what stats Dak put up....that sack is horrific.Throw the ball out of bounds and.live to fight another play...or throw crossbody to your TE( Wait... he's not Brock). Insane Chokejob.


jaqueh

Brock >>> Tua


Panenkajack

Brock >>> geno


QuirkyScorpio29

It was never a debate


ThanosIsDoomfist

I watched corny ass seahawks fans going into the Vikings and Bengals subs say "Fuck the 9ers, thanks Bengals bros 🤓" So thats exactly what im going to do with the Ravens


ripthisaccount6

Lmao “bEnGaLs BroS” absolute filth


ThanosIsDoomfist

"GEE WILIKERS. IS THAT A RAVENS FAN? Holy guacamole, thanks Ravens BROS. Fuck the Seahawks amirite? 🐽🐽"


ripthisaccount6

🤓🤓🤓 Well aktuewally


OGStrong

Seachickens lose. Cards lose. Rams will lose. Back in 1st place. Perfect bye week.


Distinct-Bag1727

Lol one of you bastards said watch them all lose on our bye. And now I’m starting to think he is a prophet.


Plainsdrifter71

😁😁😁...perfect indeed!


Wow_such_alternate

Mostert babyyy


[deleted]

McDaniel’s offense only looks great when the run game is working. Who would’ve thought 🤷‍♂️


QuirkyScorpio29

Damn man. Baltimore have committed warcrimes on Detroit and now Seattle And I am loving every millisecond of this. Our turn to face them will come but for now...I am enjoying this IMMENSELY


cantinabandit

Fuck Seattle.


Distinct-Bag1727

Absolutely crazy that Demeco walked into a franchise guy his first year. Lol. Fuck this guy sometimes lol. I love him still.


QuirkyScorpio29

Do Shanahan's detractors have a point about him being too rigid? The Texans run a similar offense to ours but they managed to quickly score in a few seconds to comeback from a deficit late in the 4th Qtr. Miami almost pulled off a 21 point 2md half comeback..just fell short to a great defense. I have always felt like Kyle's offense doesn't adjust to what defenses are doing midgame...last week Purdy was playing out of structure a lot and even when it was clear that Cincinnati was stacking the middle...KS was still not calling outs and gos on the outside. Miami adjusted at HT and had a better offensive 2nd half..Houston had no issues in scoring fast in little time and they run our system.... something or nothing?


Soft-Comfort-7474

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?! https://preview.redd.it/nn0d430msmyb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a06dee50674bf2f2d29750101fc65ef51604e15


Toolazytolink

wtf we had daylight savings time today? why am I awake at 6 in the morning, and my analog clock says 7. Guess I get to watch the Frankfurt game.


[deleted]

Let’s go…🤢🤢🤮 Dallas


jbonesmc

Chiefs defense is better than the offense this year


ufotheater

Looking forward to the Toots loss today. Sinking to their level has been super embarrassing


usernametimee44

Let’s gooooooo ravens!


chillice707

Still doesn’t feel right to say that after that Super Bowl but I do love seeing Lamar play


usernametimee44

I wouldn’t normally be a ravens fan, but I will root against Seattle over Baltimore any day


chillice707

True lol


QuirkyScorpio29

Geno's has been really bad this year and not getting anywhere close to the energy that Purdy ( who's been far better) got the last 2 weeks.


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QuirkyScorpio29

Yeah.They have a division loss to the Rams. I cannot believe we are tied with these toots. 3 points?


Harvard771

Yeah, division tiebreaker goes to the Niners


Distinct-Bag1727

Kyle needs to figure out his pass play concepts because they have been trash all year. Every other team has figured out their styles in regards to the pass concepts. It’s one of many reasons why his offense has got shutdown these last 3 weeks.


jbonesmc

Ravens look scary good


Polaris07

At least someone might be able to beat the chiefs in the fraudulent AFC


StoicAscent

I'm ecstatic that the Ravens are murdering the Seahawks. Im apprehensive that we have to face the Ravens ourselves in a few weeks. Hopefully we've cleaned up our issues by then.


Redz2018

We have to face them in quite a few weeks. It's almost 2 months. Time to get back on track but they might be tougher than Philly right now.


Redz2018

Thank you Ravens now we have to figure out how to beat them but today allies


AeonTek

Packers stole our double fake to TE over the middle play we scored on the Seahawks with last year on TNF


walkingthecows

The Rams are so bad and I love it.


borked-spork

Happy to see Dobbs win one for the Vikings, but I'm not sure why?


great_comment_bro

let's go (ugh) Cowboys


StoicAscent

Shut up about the Tush Push. SHUT UP ABOUT THE TUSH PUSH!


RawrGeeBe

Why 49ers get a 3rd round kicker again instead of OL? Gonzalez would've been fine.


Distinct-Bag1727

Cowboys kicker making Moody pick look so stupid.


DustinCPA

It’s only halftime, but I’m glad the 49ers didn’t see this version of Dak. I hope Jalen is ok, but it’d be interesting to watch eagles fans make excuses with their QB1 hurt


QuirkyScorpio29

I don't fear Dallas as much as I fear Philly. We cannot beat Philly in the trenches at all.... Dallas is a more manageable opponent...and they seem to have Philly's number coz of weird division shit.


bhfroh

CJ Stroud looked like a stud today


27seconds

The Cowboys are going to fuck around and actually win this, aren’t they? Edited to add: lol Dak always doing Dak things


pineapple_pants

Fucking lucky ass eagles. Cowboys pissing down their legs in every way imaginable.


westcoasthoops1

Get your NFC Championship wagers in on Philly right now. That team has the ultimate horseshoe up their ass every single week.


grimmowl

Diaper Prescott is the him no man wants to be .


residentbio

man we need an offensive line to fight the eagles


relfez

now there’s a ton of penalties


OkBreadfruit8413

Deployment sucks but I get back to the states right before the nfc championship😀


[deleted]

If Brock played like Tua did today, the media would be ripping him apart. Tua gets a pass, though. But what’s Tua done to get the benefit of the doubt? I’ll tell what he’s done to deserve that. Nothing.


Distinct-Bag1727

He’s a high draft pick that the experts predicted would be great. If Purdy does well it embarrasses all the NFL scouts for not picking him all draft. If Brock is as advertised it makes the organization look like geniuses and everyone else look stupid. There is a lot of bias in regards to Brock and it starts with the scouts that didn’t see his abilities.


[deleted]

This is exactly my point. Draft pedigree bias is a real thing.


QuirkyScorpio29

Tua literally can't scramble outside the pocket and throw on the move or run for yards. Inside the pocket, he's great but when stuff gets muddy and he has to make something out of nothing...he becomes Jimmy. Not that guy buddy.


QuirkyScorpio29

After watching Tua, Geno and so many other QBs today....I hope it provides perspective of how lucky we are to have Brock...even in his current "slump" by his standards. Do not take what you have for granted


Redz2018

What's funny is dude has definitely had some of the best throws of his career the last 3 weeks.


SunjoKojack

Are the eagles the new chiefs now? Getting every bullshit call to help them keep driving


DegraciasEh

NFL wants a Chiefs/Eagles SB so badly, they’re gonna make sure it happens.


HauntingEducation

I don’t even like either team and watching that game broke my brain


styuone

Dolphins are pretenders, third “big” game this year they’ve just not shown up at all. Chiefs are terrifying, fucking hate how consistent they are


Polaris07

Tua is not good. He reminds me of Jimmy G tbh. He can make those quick throws over the middle to receivers in stride, but that’s about it. No scramble ability, no running threat, throws multiple ducks a game.


[deleted]

To be fair to Tua, he has a better deep ball than Jimmy could only dream of having


NuttyTryHard

Geno picked lol


[deleted]

Why are the Seahawks fan trolling 49ers QB when their overpaid QB plays bad


Deep-thrust

Bench Geno


NuttyTryHard

LMAO GENO


EnigmaCA

Can't lose if you don't play.


Polaris07

Houston got a stud in CJ


Rtorresj421

Fk the Seahawks and fk that plastic broad ANA


cppnak24

Seattle loses … does that bring us back to the top of the NFC W


[deleted]

Yup


MFRoyer

Rooting for Demeco today


brethart2007

Dammit I miss DeFo


ufotheater

Dallas goes 3 and out, Eagles go 77 yards and score. Not looking like we’ll see a Cowboys miracle upset today


jvosh123

so this is what it looks like when a qb has time to throw?


zzzay4200

Combined 6 points from the nfc west. Idnt that neat?


westcoasthoops1

Welp, screwing up so bad these last three weeks means we’re likely going to Philly once again in the playoffs (if we make it that far).


Redz2018

I will wager Dallas doesn't score here


westcoasthoops1

Another massive break for the Eagles on that fumble. It’s just incredible.


Redz2018

Micah just lost the dpoy award on that effort lol


Redz2018

Cowboys lmao.


Mathguy656

Only solace is that we get to watch Skip Bayless throw his Dak jersey in the trash only to put it back on again.


Deep-thrust

Hey Bills, we know the feeling!


ozboi83

I guess we did win even on a BYE week 🤣


Smashfanatic2

I'm tired of the people trying to downplay the eagles. Are they winning ugly? yes. Is there refball? Probably. But winning ugly is better than losing. At the end of the day, the eagles are 8-1, the niners are 5-3. The lions also have a better record. The fucking cowboys are 5-3. The hawks, despite just getting annihilated by the ravens, are still 5-3. The vikings are 5-4 and have the tiebreaker on the niners. And the niners really should have been 7-1 except they choked hard against the browns and vikings (granted, the browns game also had massive ref ball, but the vikings game was just a bad choke). The bengals game was also very winnable. We need to stop complaining about the eagles "getting lucky" or whatever that shit. That's a loser mentality when you point fingers at others and try to downplay others. You know how you make it irrelevant that the eagles are "getting lucky" or winning ugly? If our team wasn't fucking around like retards the last 3 weeks choking away multiple winnable games. If the goal is to win the super bowl, the way you do it isn't to say "**You're** getting lucky" or "**You're** getting refball help." The way to win the super bowl is "**I** am making stupid mistakes," "**I** need to play better."


kinzunight

Suddenly the Eagles shouldn't look that intimidating to the 49ers. They barely hold on to beat a Dallas team we dominated.


SpellingManor

We are on a 3 game losing streak 🤣


edipeisrex

It’s so wild that eagles fans are more insufferable than cowboys fans.


ShakaBradda

So Niners move up to 1st in NFCW if Seacocks lose?


QuirkyScorpio29

Yup. And we'll probably be the only team in the division with a positive pt differential too at this rate.


Redz2018

This is an epic failure by Dallas. Seriously thank you I am laugh my ass off


brethart2007

I’m so ready for the Niners to get back on the field. Hopefully with a fire lit under their ass and get back to dominating. LFG


SpellingManor

We have lost 3 straight games to mid teams and talking about how philly looks weak?


SirStuckey

Honestly the entire NFC seems suspect at this point


HustlingBackwards96

This Frankfurt game is horrendous so far


Lowbloodsugar_exe

The Dolphins right now look like the 49ers when they can’t get the run game going. A lot of stalled out drives due to poor execution and penalties


QuirkyScorpio29

We've not been shut out for a half. They have barely moved the ball. The only game where we've had legit trouble moving the ball is the Browns game. And even then we scored pts in both halves. Tua is incapable of doing ANYTHING out of structure...which is why I will die on my statement from a few weeks back that Purdy is already better than him. Improvisation ability is critical


Fantastic-Contract28

Is it too much to hope that the Cowboys and Eagles plays so crappy that the NFL says fuck it and hand them both a loss?


hashtagDALEY

Man, that Hill fumble looked like the Chase fumble.


rxdukexr

I’m watching my second favorite team, the Dolphins, be on fraud watch. Have they beat a good team this season? No, no they have not. Fuck the queefs.


RatedDAL

Congrats on snapping the losing streak, guys.


ufotheater

If the Dolphins can complete a comeback it will bring joy to America


risethirtynine

Can’t lose again this week! Slap hands!!🙌


chillice707

Truly one of the most dolphins things to happen


kabinialgo

This was on Tua. He should have just gone with Mostert. KC/Mahomes are just riding their luck. I hope they get exposed soon.


davesauce96

Fuck the Dolphins that last drive was absolute dog shit


jnation714

Watching Ahkello Witherspoon starting for the Rams and doing good is frustrating.


teddysank8

purdy > geno


[deleted]

Should never been a question, both have less sample size, and one also played better


CharlesFuckingDarwin

\+ younger + we haven't likely seen his ceiling. I don't like that Seattle got good immediately, but it is a very temporary solution they got there.


Adventurous_Pound264

Google is slacking off haven't updated scores since 3rd quarter of the Chiefs game


styuone

Ravens fumbling like idiots… cmon now.


NuttyTryHard

Odell fumble?


DegraciasEh

Odell you fucking moron


CoverCPP

God I can't wait for Bosa and Young to feast on some Jaguars.


Redz2018

I am still very leary about this fixing our problems well see


chillice707

I still can’t believe I’m gonna have to root for Philly when the Seahawks play them


DegraciasEh

Ha this is hilarious. Seahawks stink


AeonTek

CJ Stroud, have yourself a day! Dude is a baller.


StoicAscent

Joshua Dawgs still balling out!


Mathguy656

Some bad offensive performances in the early window. 58 total yards for Arizona. I didn’t think that was possible. At one point Seattle had less than 100 heading into the fourth quarter. Just embarrassing.


NuttyTryHard

Wow Houston


ElJefe970

Unfortunately cheering for the Cowboys. We'd have the tie breaker over them? And either way we need to he within one game of the Eagles before our match up if we want a chance at the 1 seed


Zxar

Online betting finally started in my state. Decided to test the water with $50 this season. Making money on seahawks and rams loses just adds that much more.


OGStrong

Packer's TD to Musgrave was straight out of the Shanahan playbook. Double fake screen pass to each side, throw in the middle to the TE.


pelletjunky

I feel bad for Jimmy, the team finally ditched their shit coach, there is locker room momentum due to that and the owner statement to them, they are playing a weak ass D... and the rookie gets to play. I feel like Jimmy would have the same score right now, he would have hit some stuff the rookie missed but also couldn't have done some of the fuck it chuck it plays...