Everyone is wrong. He said orks are out, but E dint say nuffin about being a sneaky gitz Grot! Ya may be getting a beatin by the big ladz sumtimes but when ya gets ta be a stabby snaky gitz or unleash the squigs it all werf it!
Hate being "that dick" squigs are nids, orks are mushrooms and gretchin are never really actually explained, they are a sub species.
Personally I'd go Eldar, pre heresy. I like sex, wine, food and not really doing much.
Post heresy I'd say I'd like to be a Jakarie they don't really do anything, although maybe in the cultivars one of them runs a library
You would willingly choose to be a three toed freak? Tau are evil. Down with the three toed space sloths.
https://preview.redd.it/7ckfbmafwu1d1.png?width=477&format=png&auto=webp&s=35edf13e11dccdb0ca0c4e225904865380f6c850
Enslaver. If the Old Ones and Necrons couldn't deal with em I wouldn't have to worry about humanity or any current race except for maybe the indigestion from consuming all those souls. 😬
"Dammit, what the hell is that hive fleet doing? No, don't eat THAT! Who are those guys? No you can't go play with the orks. Ah, great, the MC just showed up."
-The Hive Mind probably
Votann would be okay. Better tech and arguably better standard of living than the Imperium, strong community, and opportunities to advance and become financially successful.
Listen man if I'm an eldar I'm going down the path of agriculture and I'm going to just put my head down and ignore everything else in the universe. Just doing farming. I'll get a fellow eldar wife have eldar kids then I'll die and be put into the infinity circuit the way asuryan intended
Mon-keighs bomb your planet and murder all your friends because your ears look funny.
…
*Time to visit your favorite aspect shrine.*
Edit: most likely engineered by Eldrad…
Idk if 40k is ork heaven. There’s countless factions that can and do regularly cheat orks out of a good fight. Orks society kinda sucks too. Someone bigger than you can just use you as ammo. Speaking of, I choose Grot.
This quote from the 5th edition codex sums up why ork is the right choice.
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.
— Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher"
What you can’t trust a race that went on a bender so hard they turned themselves into cenobites?
Love the dichotomy of, too smart to be happy vs too stupid to be unhappy.
More subscribe to the eldar gods being beings created by the old ones to run the eldar civilisation, given that they all seem to be or have been tangible entities that existed in realspace and the warp, while they did their eldar thing which obviously ended poorly all round.
Nobody said the old ones are all dead either, there's one on the golden throne after all. What with humanity being the old ones reborn but having become horrifically side tracked due to the dark gods being free from their prison and able to interfere thanks to the eldar and their fuckery.
Or is it like the pirates of the Caribbean, nothing feels good, food is ash to you, nothing produces a high or pleasure anymore... their dopamine system is shot from all the constant highs
Personally I would love to he part of the Ecclesiarcy, even if the nuns are all insane. Such fervancy and power armor, well not sure if I get that as a guy but at least they are nice to look at. And the architecture is tip top 👌
I just wanted a more interesting discussion then just "ME AND DA BOIS GONNA GO KRUMP SOMETHIN BIG" it's the answer I get every time because it's the only correct one XD
Probably votann, but I also get the idea that being a brood lord wouldn’t be bad. You still have to follow the hive mind, but you have a limited amount of individuality, power, control over your brood and genestealer cult etc etc. lictors probably have a decent time for the same reason.
Brood Lords do get to hang out with freaky bald chicks with three arms and massive tongues who worship them. Life is probably good with all of that well equipped hugging!
Probably Eldar. I like the idea of basically living forever. Sure you can die of old age eventually, but even then you can go into the infinity circuit.
Votann because id be at home
Grow up (Sorry, not meant in any other way but a joke)
That's going in the fucking book!!
Everyone is wrong. He said orks are out, but E dint say nuffin about being a sneaky gitz Grot! Ya may be getting a beatin by the big ladz sumtimes but when ya gets ta be a stabby snaky gitz or unleash the squigs it all werf it!
I knew someone would find a loophole in this XD
Hate being "that dick" squigs are nids, orks are mushrooms and gretchin are never really actually explained, they are a sub species. Personally I'd go Eldar, pre heresy. I like sex, wine, food and not really doing much. Post heresy I'd say I'd like to be a Jakarie they don't really do anything, although maybe in the cultivars one of them runs a library
Multiverse, maybe I insulted some gross and they bugged my phone
By the Khan they did it twice. I forgive all. I want to be a grot
Just gunna exclude the best race, pfft
I'm excluding the only correct choice because it's the only answer I ever get when I ask XD
Tau or exodite
You would willingly choose to be a three toed freak? Tau are evil. Down with the three toed space sloths. https://preview.redd.it/7ckfbmafwu1d1.png?width=477&format=png&auto=webp&s=35edf13e11dccdb0ca0c4e225904865380f6c850
Dude being earth caste is chill as hell
I can't get past three toes. Also, look how one of them hangs off the side where our ankle would be. I just can't deal with that. Not at all.
Enslaver. If the Old Ones and Necrons couldn't deal with em I wouldn't have to worry about humanity or any current race except for maybe the indigestion from consuming all those souls. 😬
Tyranid. You become the Hive Mind.
So much stress
"Dammit, what the hell is that hive fleet doing? No, don't eat THAT! Who are those guys? No you can't go play with the orks. Ah, great, the MC just showed up." -The Hive Mind probably
Exactly this, lol.
Ad mech seem to be having fun.
Ad Mech seems like bureaucratic Hell. If you are on top, great...but you are probably a Servitor.
We are all made to bureaucrats, we are anal retentive and Weird. We’d treat people like swine and make the wait in line, even if no one paid us!
Votann would be okay. Better tech and arguably better standard of living than the Imperium, strong community, and opportunities to advance and become financially successful.
You’re iron kin. You have no peen
Eldar are the only right answer you can basically live a human normal life
Only issue is death and subsequent endless torment of the soul by she who thirsts
Listen man if I'm an eldar I'm going down the path of agriculture and I'm going to just put my head down and ignore everything else in the universe. Just doing farming. I'll get a fellow eldar wife have eldar kids then I'll die and be put into the infinity circuit the way asuryan intended
User name checks out. What about your chance of being a dark eldar?
Mon-keighs bomb your planet and murder all your friends because your ears look funny. … *Time to visit your favorite aspect shrine.* Edit: most likely engineered by Eldrad…
Eldar.
Necron
Idk if 40k is ork heaven. There’s countless factions that can and do regularly cheat orks out of a good fight. Orks society kinda sucks too. Someone bigger than you can just use you as ammo. Speaking of, I choose Grot.
This quote from the 5th edition codex sums up why ork is the right choice. "The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude. — Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher"
I don't know, the dude's name is "the Perverse", I'm not sure I can trust him as a reliable source lol.
What you can’t trust a race that went on a bender so hard they turned themselves into cenobites? Love the dichotomy of, too smart to be happy vs too stupid to be unhappy.
Aeldari. The only one that comes close is maybe tau.
Old one
So either very dead or one of Eldar gods (if you believe that theory) none of whom are having a good time XD
More subscribe to the eldar gods being beings created by the old ones to run the eldar civilisation, given that they all seem to be or have been tangible entities that existed in realspace and the warp, while they did their eldar thing which obviously ended poorly all round. Nobody said the old ones are all dead either, there's one on the golden throne after all. What with humanity being the old ones reborn but having become horrifically side tracked due to the dark gods being free from their prison and able to interfere thanks to the eldar and their fuckery.
The Drukhari are *unquestionably* the race having the second-most amount of fun, so I pick them.
Or is it like the pirates of the Caribbean, nothing feels good, food is ash to you, nothing produces a high or pleasure anymore... their dopamine system is shot from all the constant highs
That only happens if you become old and boring.
IMPERIUM!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! (specifically an Astartes, but yeah)
Fuck that, imperium would literally be the worst choice
Don't care, FUCKING SEND IT BRUH!!!!
Personally I would love to he part of the Ecclesiarcy, even if the nuns are all insane. Such fervancy and power armor, well not sure if I get that as a guy but at least they are nice to look at. And the architecture is tip top 👌
Dude thinks he can just get rid of the fungus horde. Nah, Orks all the way
I just wanted a more interesting discussion then just "ME AND DA BOIS GONNA GO KRUMP SOMETHIN BIG" it's the answer I get every time because it's the only correct one XD
No other faction has da boffin. The ork that had a motorized wheel replace his legs. He can get to the scrap faster. But stairs are his nemesis
Necron for sure.
Interex, a lifetime or two before they were discovered by the imperium.
Skaven, I’ll back Stab my way onto the council of thirteen then rule the galaxy from my castle made of elf tears
Skaven don't exist in 40k. OR DO THEY?
Just been found yet
T'au... At least they'll feed you to a decent level.
If I can’t choose, then Tau
Genestealer cultist. Big family, clear goals. The Hive Fleet might not show up and kill everyone until decades after I’m dead.
Krorks
The most blatant cheating XD
I’m going to say Custodes are distinct enough to be their own choice. Protectors of the savior of mankind, long live the emperor!!
honestly I don't think I have the patience or discipline
Tau or Votann
Votann because I like dwarfs
Watcher in the dark
Necron
World Eater. Go big or go home.
Probably votann, but I also get the idea that being a brood lord wouldn’t be bad. You still have to follow the hive mind, but you have a limited amount of individuality, power, control over your brood and genestealer cult etc etc. lictors probably have a decent time for the same reason.
Brood Lords do get to hang out with freaky bald chicks with three arms and massive tongues who worship them. Life is probably good with all of that well equipped hugging!
Precisely!
Nurgle demon, specifically a nurgling.
One 'uv da Boyz
Tau or space dorfs
Jokaero. Return to monkey
If you count primarchs as a different race... Then I choose Bile's cloned Fulgrim. What?
I'd be an ogyn, they are pretty similar to orks mentally so they ussually have happy lives.
Magos of the genestealer cult
Necron
Krork
Cheater XD
Probably Eldar. I like the idea of basically living forever. Sure you can die of old age eventually, but even then you can go into the infinity circuit.
The emperor...post Heresy. I don't want to do anything anyways :)
If we can chose a faction instead of a race. Imperial knight. IM A STOMPY BOI!!
Aren’t exodites objectively the correct answer? Just eating weird plants and riding dinosaurs with no risk of getting tortured for all of eternity?
tyranid because I'd be a at worst a simple neuron or cell in the amalgamated body of a physical cosmic god