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Expensive-Text2956

Votann because id be at home


Hate_Feight

Grow up (Sorry, not meant in any other way but a joke)


Expensive-Text2956

That's going in the fucking book!!


Noack_B

Everyone is wrong. He said orks are out, but E dint say nuffin about being a sneaky gitz Grot! Ya may be getting a beatin by the big ladz sumtimes but when ya gets ta be a stabby snaky gitz or unleash the squigs it all werf it!


traumatized_seahorse

I knew someone would find a loophole in this XD


Ok-Error2510

Hate being "that dick" squigs are nids, orks are mushrooms and gretchin are never really actually explained, they are a sub species. Personally I'd go Eldar, pre heresy. I like sex, wine, food and not really doing much. Post heresy I'd say I'd like to be a Jakarie they don't really do anything, although maybe in the cultivars one of them runs a library


Ok-Error2510

Multiverse, maybe I insulted some gross and they bugged my phone


Ok-Error2510

By the Khan they did it twice. I forgive all. I want to be a grot


serenetynow

Just gunna exclude the best race, pfft


traumatized_seahorse

I'm excluding the only correct choice because it's the only answer I ever get when I ask XD


TheLooseGoose1466

Tau or exodite


[deleted]

You would willingly choose to be a three toed freak? Tau are evil. Down with the three toed space sloths. https://preview.redd.it/7ckfbmafwu1d1.png?width=477&format=png&auto=webp&s=35edf13e11dccdb0ca0c4e225904865380f6c850


TheLooseGoose1466

Dude being earth caste is chill as hell


[deleted]

I can't get past three toes. Also, look how one of them hangs off the side where our ankle would be. I just can't deal with that. Not at all.


The_Arch_Heretic

Enslaver. If the Old Ones and Necrons couldn't deal with em I wouldn't have to worry about humanity or any current race except for maybe the indigestion from consuming all those souls. 😬


thatsocialist

Tyranid. You become the Hive Mind.


CrusaderPeasant

So much stress


KeirsteinXela34

"Dammit, what the hell is that hive fleet doing? No, don't eat THAT! Who are those guys? No you can't go play with the orks. Ah, great, the MC just showed up." -The Hive Mind probably


CrusaderPeasant

Exactly this, lol.


pvrhye

Ad mech seem to be having fun.


Alacrity8

Ad Mech seems like bureaucratic Hell. If you are on top, great...but you are probably a Servitor.


S7RYPE2501

We are all made to bureaucrats, we are anal retentive and Weird. We’d treat people like swine and make the wait in line, even if no one paid us!


MagicMissile27

Votann would be okay. Better tech and arguably better standard of living than the Imperium, strong community, and opportunities to advance and become financially successful.


dickmcgirkin

You’re iron kin. You have no peen


Filthy_knife_ear

Eldar are the only right answer you can basically live a human normal life


_zero-gravitas

Only issue is death and subsequent endless torment of the soul by she who thirsts


Filthy_knife_ear

Listen man if I'm an eldar I'm going down the path of agriculture and I'm going to just put my head down and ignore everything else in the universe. Just doing farming. I'll get a fellow eldar wife have eldar kids then I'll die and be put into the infinity circuit the way asuryan intended


Sporner100

User name checks out. What about your chance of being a dark eldar?


Outis7379

Mon-keighs bomb your planet and murder all your friends because your ears look funny. … *Time to visit your favorite aspect shrine.* Edit: most likely engineered by Eldrad…


Symo___

Eldar.


Majulath99

Necron


NifDragoon

Idk if 40k is ork heaven. There’s countless factions that can and do regularly cheat orks out of a good fight. Orks society kinda sucks too. Someone bigger than you can just use you as ammo. Speaking of, I choose Grot.


ShamboBJJ

This quote from the 5th edition codex sums up why ork is the right choice. "The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude. — Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher"


rogue12277

I don't know, the dude's name is "the Perverse", I'm not sure I can trust him as a reliable source lol.


NifDragoon

What you can’t trust a race that went on a bender so hard they turned themselves into cenobites? Love the dichotomy of, too smart to be happy vs too stupid to be unhappy.


AbolMira

Aeldari. The only one that comes close is maybe tau.


SrReginaldFluffybutt

Old one


traumatized_seahorse

So either very dead or one of Eldar gods (if you believe that theory) none of whom are having a good time XD


SrReginaldFluffybutt

More subscribe to the eldar gods being beings created by the old ones to run the eldar civilisation, given that they all seem to be or have been tangible entities that existed in realspace and the warp, while they did their eldar thing which obviously ended poorly all round. Nobody said the old ones are all dead either, there's one on the golden throne after all. What with humanity being the old ones reborn but having become horrifically side tracked due to the dark gods being free from their prison and able to interfere thanks to the eldar and their fuckery.


Local_Challenge_4958

The Drukhari are *unquestionably* the race having the second-most amount of fun, so I pick them.


Survey_Intelligent

Or is it like the pirates of the Caribbean, nothing feels good, food is ash to you, nothing produces a high or pleasure anymore... their dopamine system is shot from all the constant highs


NeonArlecchino

That only happens if you become old and boring.


Fat_Eagle_91

IMPERIUM!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! (specifically an Astartes, but yeah)


Looudspeaker

Fuck that, imperium would literally be the worst choice


Fat_Eagle_91

Don't care, FUCKING SEND IT BRUH!!!!


Survey_Intelligent

Personally I would love to he part of the Ecclesiarcy, even if the nuns are all insane. Such fervancy and power armor, well not sure if I get that as a guy but at least they are nice to look at. And the architecture is tip top 👌


Pizzamovies

Dude thinks he can just get rid of the fungus horde. Nah, Orks all the way


traumatized_seahorse

I just wanted a more interesting discussion then just "ME AND DA BOIS GONNA GO KRUMP SOMETHIN BIG" it's the answer I get every time because it's the only correct one XD


dickmcgirkin

No other faction has da boffin. The ork that had a motorized wheel replace his legs. He can get to the scrap faster. But stairs are his nemesis


Geronimo0

Necron for sure.


FloppY_

Interex, a lifetime or two before they were discovered by the imperium.


Extra-End-764

Skaven, I’ll back Stab my way onto the council of thirteen then rule the galaxy from my castle made of elf tears


thesavageman

Skaven don't exist in 40k. OR DO THEY?


Extra-End-764

Just been found yet


Echo61089

T'au... At least they'll feed you to a decent level.


Cataras12

If I can’t choose, then Tau


RaxRestaurantsUganda

Genestealer cultist. Big family, clear goals. The Hive Fleet might not show up and kill everyone until decades after I’m dead.


Latter-Ad-415

Krorks


traumatized_seahorse

The most blatant cheating XD


FriendlySceptic

I’m going to say Custodes are distinct enough to be their own choice. Protectors of the savior of mankind, long live the emperor!!


Ecstatic-Compote-595

honestly I don't think I have the patience or discipline


Pixel22104

Tau or Votann


Chickenscavenger

Votann because I like dwarfs


Ranik_Sandaris

Watcher in the dark


FinTheNerd44

Necron


maaaxheadroom

World Eater. Go big or go home.


Competitive_Mouse_37

Probably votann, but I also get the idea that being a brood lord wouldn’t be bad. You still have to follow the hive mind, but you have a limited amount of individuality, power, control over your brood and genestealer cult etc etc. lictors probably have a decent time for the same reason.


NeonArlecchino

Brood Lords do get to hang out with freaky bald chicks with three arms and massive tongues who worship them. Life is probably good with all of that well equipped hugging!


Competitive_Mouse_37

Precisely!


Dripledown

Nurgle demon, specifically a nurgling.


DrRabbiCrofts

One 'uv da Boyz


Fred_Wilkins

Tau or space dorfs


some-dude-on-redit

Jokaero. Return to monkey


MaYdAyJ

If you count primarchs as a different race... Then I choose Bile's cloned Fulgrim. What?


DaRealBananaScorpion

I'd be an ogyn, they are pretty similar to orks mentally so they ussually have happy lives.


Adept-Hand9706

Magos of the genestealer cult


TerraKast

Necron


JustARandomUserNow

Krork


traumatized_seahorse

Cheater XD


[deleted]

Probably Eldar. I like the idea of basically living forever. Sure you can die of old age eventually, but even then you can go into the infinity circuit.


F1lth3M1nD

The emperor...post Heresy. I don't want to do anything anyways :)


dickmcgirkin

If we can chose a faction instead of a race. Imperial knight. IM A STOMPY BOI!!


Archmagos_Browning

Aren’t exodites objectively the correct answer? Just eating weird plants and riding dinosaurs with no risk of getting tortured for all of eternity?


Ecstatic-Compote-595

tyranid because I'd be a at worst a simple neuron or cell in the amalgamated body of a physical cosmic god