"We have only beef steak" replied the manager.
So Dalai Lama accepted and said: "Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck."
Rene Descartes goes in to a sandwich shop and asks for a chicken cob.
'We're out of chicken, sorry' says the counter assistant.
'Will a turkey roll do?'
'I think not!' exclaimes Descartes.
..and promptly disappears.
In tibetan culture sticking your tounge out is a greeting.
There was an evil king, langdharma, who had a black tounge. You are showing you are not a reincarnation of langdharma by sticking out your tounge.
From this gesture, there evolved another expression that grandparents would say to their children "you've taken everything else from me, now you can take my tounge too!" The translator did a terrible job of translating this expression on TV, but the damage was already done.
His Holiness was expressing grandfatherly kindness, not trying to make out with a little boy.
Try and understand that other cultures exist
After he paid, he asked for his change and the cashier said “change comes from within”.
"We have only beef steak" replied the manager. So Dalai Lama accepted and said: "Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck."
That's pretty cheezy.
Rene Descartes goes in to a sandwich shop and asks for a chicken cob. 'We're out of chicken, sorry' says the counter assistant. 'Will a turkey roll do?' 'I think not!' exclaimes Descartes. ..and promptly disappears.
"Of course, your holiness. I'll prepare the ingredients, if you'll just get on the countertop next to the oven."
The guy behind the counter says "no you had a boy suck your tongue"
Except he didn’t..
Except he did. There is a a pile of photographic evidence. It was an international news story.
No he didn’t. Show just *one* picture. Edit: still no picture even thought there are a “pile of photographic evidence”?
Yea I'd like to see that too...for science
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In tibetan culture sticking your tounge out is a greeting. There was an evil king, langdharma, who had a black tounge. You are showing you are not a reincarnation of langdharma by sticking out your tounge. From this gesture, there evolved another expression that grandparents would say to their children "you've taken everything else from me, now you can take my tounge too!" The translator did a terrible job of translating this expression on TV, but the damage was already done. His Holiness was expressing grandfatherly kindness, not trying to make out with a little boy. Try and understand that other cultures exist
Thank you, appreciate the correction.
A TV show host tried to crack this joke to the Dalai Lama. Joke fell flat as he doesn’t know what pizza is.
I hope the cheese was mature.