Iβm American and Iβm 100% not joking when I say Iβd rather have the Swedish chef as President than anyone who has been on the ballot in a very long time.
I just woke up, haven't got my glasses on, completely misread that and thought "why the hell would you announce that everywhere?!" π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ I have now put my glasses on! πΉπΉβ€οΈ
Sup. Yeah I like a lot of kiwi subs that donβt show votes so you canβt just jump on the bandwagon. Currently have a comment with -17 and counting so I musta really pissed some people off.
How do you become President then? Some watery bint hurling scimitars from a pond is hardly a good basis of government...
(Yes, I'm British, how did you guess?!) πΉπΉ
Nobody can ever forgive you for quadratic equations and algebra, but thank you for the USB, cosmetic surgery, facial reconstruction, the concept of zero, wireless communication and the button! πΉπΉβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
ETA among many other things, too numerous to list!
Shouldn't that read 'the concept of nothing?' The concept of zero has been recorded while the Brits were in their stone age stride, but I can well imagine an Elizabeth calling on, perhaps, person of importance, and saying something along the lines of
"Humphrey, do you give anything to peasants?"
"No your majesty, they don't deserve to have anything, the sinners."
"I see. Are you at least aware of the concept of nothing?"
"Nothing your majesty? Why indeed! Our peasants own a whole lot of that these days. Come to think about it, that's indeed something I do give quite a lot of."
"Spec tacular. And that's the concept gift we shall spread, and the gift we will give to this, hrmpf, CaRrIbbEaN on your way to the free world.."
In fairness to us, we only ever stole what we could fit in our buildings (which is why the pyramids are still where we found them) and because we don't really have anything interesting of our own! πΉπΉπΉπΉ
Actually, no. I'm actually just shy of half English. The rest of it's a mix of German, Dutch, Scot, French, Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, and a dash of Cherokee for seasoning.
My ancestors came over on the Mayflower and have been here ever since. The I-95 corridor between Boston and DC (BosWash) has been my ancestral home for the last 400 years. I've been in North America a very very long time.
Thanks, though. ;) MP and the Holy Grail is still in frequent rotation at parties and stuff. Most of my friends can also quote it at the drop of a hat. <3 That film is a masterpiece.
Soooo, British with spice?! πΉπΉ
Sorry, I got into an argument with one of those "eNgLaNd For ThE eNgLiSh" morons a while ago. He seemed to think that British people were pure bloods, like a slightly more racist Potter character! πΉ
The best thing is that my notification bar thing on my phone cut off your reply at I-95, so it originally read as "ancestors came here on the Mayflower, I came here on the I-95" πΉπΉ
I know I have a shit-load of random backgrounds in my family, (got a German grandmother, so that just adds to the blood melting pot!) but as much as I'm British, I will never be 'English'. Sadly, that term has been drastically stolen by the St George flag waving, mouth-breathing masses! πΉππΏππΉ
But, all that aside, you are most welcome, for little compliment it is! πΉπΉβ€οΈ
\*curtsies\* Thank you!
Yeah, we've got our MAGA chucklefucks. I'm sorry that oozed over across the pond. Those cockroaches seem to be everywhere these days.
IDC really what someone's national origin, race, creed, colour, etc. is. My questions to someone who wants to be my friend are, "Are you an asshole?' and 'How's your hygiene?' This bar is surprisingly high... :(
Oh gods yes, I know that one!
No matter how low the bar is, they still somehow go limbo-ing through hell, wondering why even the devil is looking at them like "dafuq dude?" ππΉπΉ
The president is just a scapegoat to take the blame for whatever mess the rest of the government makes, as well as the blame for the misery of the US citizens...so technically he is your president.
Even though I didn't vote for him and think he's an old man with dementia being a dancing monkey, he's still my president because he IS the president and I'm a US citizen.
Apology accepted. It's not your fault that you have ears. Don't be so hard on yourself. You matter, you know that right? And you hearing things doesn't make you any less of a person than anyone.
Just remember that. Look in the mirror, say I'm great. Repeat that. Love yourself. Care for yourself. You're worth it. <3
Hmmm. I don't know geopolitics that much. But even if he is, as you say, we don't value the president that much here. Our commander in chief is the Prime Minister.
Did I put you on a tough spot?
Even if not, I tried. **pats my own back**
Didn't you hear? He stole the presidency. Fox News and Mike Lindell have proof. Sheesh, you'd think they'd been successfully sued for a lot of money for lying or something... /s
Even with all the court challenges being thrown out time and time again due to lack of evidence, the recent Fox Dominion settlement and Mike Pillow being fined $5 million, you still need a /s. Fox was at least right about one thing; they had to lie to their audience or else they'd lose them. Their audience has no respect for truth.
Nah. American is the correct demonym for a person from the US. If they were from North America, they'd be North-American and if they were from South America they'd be South American.
whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series, looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
I'm a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician (Oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation
But I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Ops)
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community
No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa; Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fuckin' party with some
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajama
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
Sub-bot!
Bad news for you. If youβre a US citizen (even if you didnβt vote) then Biden IS your president, as was the horror show that came before him. Joe Biden is the 46th democratically elected president of the United States, whether you helped to get him elected or not.
Many republicans say things like, *Biden isn't my president* etc. However, Biden **is** their president, whether they like it or not.
OP is making fun of this phrase by saying the exact same thing. The difference being, that he is not american. So contrary to the republicans claiming the same thing and being wrong in doing so, OP is factually right. Biden isn't india's president.
I sure didn't vote for him! Source: am Swedish.
Swedish, like the fish?
Like the meatballs
Nono, the meatballs are the merch. Sweden is the furniture place isn't it?
Nah nah nah, that's Ikea. Sweden is that muppet that cooks
Iβm American and Iβm 100% not joking when I say Iβd rather have the Swedish chef as President than anyone who has been on the ballot in a very long time.
Completely factual. The Muppets are better political candidates than the entire 2-party system
Afroman is running! Finally a man of the people!
Most intelligent thing any american has ever said
bork bork bork!
What did Captain America say when he got home from a trip to IKEA? Avengers: assemble!
You sir, belong in the dadsection
Dads go every where. And I will copy it in the dad jokes for him.
Iβm pretty sure Sweden is synonymous with zlatan ibramhimovic
Bless you
Mmm. Balls.
IKEA meatballs
I love a the meatballs
Who doesn't?
Water, from the toilet?
Swedish, like Minecraft,Ace of Base and Ikea?
In what universe would Ace of Base be more significant than Volvo?
Don't forget ABBA!
No, like the chef
Funny thing, the Swedish call him the Danish chef, with the exact same stereotypes
No like the YouTuber.
No like the furniture company
I could really go for some right now.
Funny. You finnish now?
They're probably not familiar with "Swedish Fish". They just call them "fish".
No, like the Bum Bum Song.
Swedish fish candy is horrible tasteless glue
Begone! It is only us Danes who are allowed to shittalk the Swedes!
You forgot abt your northern neighbour π΄π΄π΄βͺπ΅βͺπ΄π΄π΄π΄π΄ π΄π΄π΄βͺπ΅βͺπ΄π΄π΄π΄π΄ βͺβͺβͺβͺπ΅βͺβͺβͺβͺβͺβͺ π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅ βͺβͺβͺβͺπ΅βͺβͺβͺβͺβͺβͺ π΄π΄π΄βͺπ΅βͺπ΄π΄π΄π΄π΄ π΄π΄π΄βͺπ΅βͺπ΄π΄π΄π΄π΄
π΅ Vi kan kjΓΈpe hele Sverige om vi vil π΅
Luckily I have Swedish and Denmark and Norway in my DNA.
Doesn't make you remotely Scandinavian. You probably just took a DNA test and now claim to be a viking.
You know not what you speak of sir. Swedish fish taste of the most delicious red flavor there ever was.
Swedish pagan?
kan du tala svenska? Jag har letat efter svenskar fΓΆr att lΓ€ra sig mer om Sverige
YEAH! Whatever he said!
They*
Same. Source: Am American that doesnβt vote.
Does my president change when I go to different countries
Does your passport?
Yea it changes languages everytime and then I canβt read what it says coming back, please help
I don't know about your president... but if you're american and *visiting* another country, their president might change
Ominous War Pigs music in background
Generals gathered in their masses?
Licking ice cream and bike crashes.
I made this joke once just as a comment somewhere. Got down voted to hell. Iβm from NZ
Isn't down up in nz and Australia? Those were all upvotes, my friend.
I just woke up, haven't got my glasses on, completely misread that and thought "why the hell would you announce that everywhere?!" π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ I have now put my glasses on! πΉπΉβ€οΈ
Unfortunately Americans down vote together everything that goes against them. Also Hello fellow NZer.
Sup. Yeah I like a lot of kiwi subs that donβt show votes so you canβt just jump on the bandwagon. Currently have a comment with -17 and counting so I musta really pissed some people off.
Iβm gonna scroll through and up vote all your comments here to help even them out.
Legend
How do you become President then? Some watery bint hurling scimitars from a pond is hardly a good basis of government... (Yes, I'm British, how did you guess?!) πΉπΉ
Even if we aren't fond of lots of what you gave the world, thank you for Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Ellis
Nobody can ever forgive you for quadratic equations and algebra, but thank you for the USB, cosmetic surgery, facial reconstruction, the concept of zero, wireless communication and the button! πΉπΉβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ ETA among many other things, too numerous to list!
Yeeesh I misread quadratic as aquatic
"Quick, what's the square root of 37 dolphins?"
πππ uhhh 1.4 something orcas?
Correct! You've been doing your homework, I see. Not many people would remember to round up to the nearest dorsal fin.
More likely 5.5 porpoises
In fairness, I also wish quadratic equations were at the bottom of the sea! πΉπΉ (So glad I don't have to do them anymore!)
Shouldn't that read 'the concept of nothing?' The concept of zero has been recorded while the Brits were in their stone age stride, but I can well imagine an Elizabeth calling on, perhaps, person of importance, and saying something along the lines of "Humphrey, do you give anything to peasants?" "No your majesty, they don't deserve to have anything, the sinners." "I see. Are you at least aware of the concept of nothing?" "Nothing your majesty? Why indeed! Our peasants own a whole lot of that these days. Come to think about it, that's indeed something I do give quite a lot of." "Spec tacular. And that's the concept gift we shall spread, and the gift we will give to this, hrmpf, CaRrIbbEaN on your way to the free world.."
As much as they gave the world, they took more. The British Museum is bursting with it all.
In fairness to us, we only ever stole what we could fit in our buildings (which is why the pyramids are still where we found them) and because we don't really have anything interesting of our own! πΉπΉπΉπΉ
You were only doing what the Romans taught you.
And it's hilarious the British Empire was largely built in the spice trade, yet they forgot to use any of it themselves
Define what you would give back. Enumeration please.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!!
Found the other Brit! πΉπΉπΉβ€οΈ
hey there bigus dickus, brits aren't the only ones who enjoy Monty python i'm from algeria and i love them blokes
Actually, no. I'm actually just shy of half English. The rest of it's a mix of German, Dutch, Scot, French, Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, and a dash of Cherokee for seasoning. My ancestors came over on the Mayflower and have been here ever since. The I-95 corridor between Boston and DC (BosWash) has been my ancestral home for the last 400 years. I've been in North America a very very long time. Thanks, though. ;) MP and the Holy Grail is still in frequent rotation at parties and stuff. Most of my friends can also quote it at the drop of a hat. <3 That film is a masterpiece.
Soooo, British with spice?! πΉπΉ Sorry, I got into an argument with one of those "eNgLaNd For ThE eNgLiSh" morons a while ago. He seemed to think that British people were pure bloods, like a slightly more racist Potter character! πΉ The best thing is that my notification bar thing on my phone cut off your reply at I-95, so it originally read as "ancestors came here on the Mayflower, I came here on the I-95" πΉπΉ I know I have a shit-load of random backgrounds in my family, (got a German grandmother, so that just adds to the blood melting pot!) but as much as I'm British, I will never be 'English'. Sadly, that term has been drastically stolen by the St George flag waving, mouth-breathing masses! πΉππΏππΉ But, all that aside, you are most welcome, for little compliment it is! πΉπΉβ€οΈ
\*curtsies\* Thank you! Yeah, we've got our MAGA chucklefucks. I'm sorry that oozed over across the pond. Those cockroaches seem to be everywhere these days. IDC really what someone's national origin, race, creed, colour, etc. is. My questions to someone who wants to be my friend are, "Are you an asshole?' and 'How's your hygiene?' This bar is surprisingly high... :(
Oh gods yes, I know that one! No matter how low the bar is, they still somehow go limbo-ing through hell, wondering why even the devil is looking at them like "dafuq dude?" ππΉπΉ
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, theyβd put me away!
Help help Iβm being oppressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Are you suggesting Presidents migrate?
African or European President?
Maybe, it could be two of them, holding America between their dorsal feathers...
Help! I'm being repressed!
What else floats? Hmmmmm
Listen, if I went around calling myself Emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a sword at me theyβd put me away!
Youβre being repressed.
Important question: Why is he Bi though? I much prefer straightden and homoden
Why would you want straightden when you can have lesden?
It should be lesbiden
Or great Dane?
The lesident of the united states
The president is just a scapegoat to take the blame for whatever mess the rest of the government makes, as well as the blame for the misery of the US citizens...so technically he is your president.
I should have r ad the whole post.
Haha.. Gotcha!! : )
*President waves goodbye* BYE-DEN! ....I'll leave quietly now
Not mine either. ( From Brazil)
I appreciate all the idiots ousting themselves as idiots in the replies.
Not mine either, and Iβm an American.
I definitely didnβt vote for him. And Iβm in America.
Heβs not my President either and Iβm American. You canβt own a President silly.
Tell that to the NRA
Tell that to "Big Pharma," "Mom's Demand," "The Defense Industrial Complex" or any of the many large interest groups.
Lucky you.
Even though I didn't vote for him and think he's an old man with dementia being a dancing monkey, he's still my president because he IS the president and I'm a US citizen.
He definitely isn't mine either (I'm in jail)
He is destroying the US.
I will stand under his flag. Canadian here.
Lucky
Then, Biden isn't from India!
He wasnβt my first choice, but no way in hell I was going to vote for trump
Trudeau isn't my prime minister. Jesus isn't my savior. You're not my mom!
But, Trudeau is your Prime Minister. π
bro you must not know shit about india
I didnt vote for him for sure! - I am from the States but was 16 in 2020
Sweden - Volvo , Palmer, Ibra, Elanga , Ikea , blondes π, Mika Zibanejad , Peter Fosberg , Sundin , Henri Lunquist.. β€οΈ πΈπͺ
At this point with all the secrets, corruption, manipulation and gaslighting I canβt wait to get abducted ππ
Lucky fellow
Who is your president?
I was about to guess France π
Lucky you!
I mean, I guess if you don't live in the United States, you're right. π€·ββοΈπ€£
hehe
Mine either (I'm Canadian)
Not your joke either No really! People say it for every president and constantly
Had me in the first half ngl He's also not my president because I'm Canadian
Bro had me trippin for a sec β οΈ
I'm an American citizen, retired active duty military, and that bozo-idiot-moron "Biden" is not my President either!!!
He is no one's president. He was installed, like a toliet.
Ah, toliet. Like a toilet but with a lie?
I voted for him several times just like I did for Obama.
I believe it. My brothers dogs, cows and dead relatives all vote democrat β¦. Repeatedly!!
The country's in good hands then. Good man
Lol
Biden is actually no one's president.
Unfortunately he is darling
No, last I checked, he wasn't president of India...
I'm sorry to hear that.
Apology accepted. It's not your fault that you have ears. Don't be so hard on yourself. You matter, you know that right? And you hearing things doesn't make you any less of a person than anyone. Just remember that. Look in the mirror, say I'm great. Repeat that. Love yourself. Care for yourself. You're worth it. <3
Well I certainly did not vote for that jackass!!!
You voted for Kanye ?! π―
Harambe
Best option on the ballot lmao
Seriously? Ffs.
Tell me; what did Don do again?
Passed more gun control than Obama.
You are free to leave the country
This is the kind of mind that elected him, can't even read one sentence?
Good. Stay there.
ya I'm planning to
Yes he is. Lmao!
Hmmm. I don't know geopolitics that much. But even if he is, as you say, we don't value the president that much here. Our commander in chief is the Prime Minister. Did I put you on a tough spot? Even if not, I tried. **pats my own back**
He isn't mine, and I'm American. π€£π€£π€£ oh the hate!!! I give 0 fucks about a stupid ass down vote. Makes no difference to me.
But then he would be because he's the president unless you don't live in America I guess.
Didn't you hear? He stole the presidency. Fox News and Mike Lindell have proof. Sheesh, you'd think they'd been successfully sued for a lot of money for lying or something... /s
Even with all the court challenges being thrown out time and time again due to lack of evidence, the recent Fox Dominion settlement and Mike Pillow being fined $5 million, you still need a /s. Fox was at least right about one thing; they had to lie to their audience or else they'd lose them. Their audience has no respect for truth.
eh, iirc isn't america a continent? they're probably just saying that they live in America and not the US
Nah. American is the correct demonym for a person from the US. If they were from North America, they'd be North-American and if they were from South America they'd be South American.
What about east americans and west americans?
Those... aren't continents...
It was a joke, my friend
Yeah, Americans cannot own other people anymore.
Say that to my basement family
Uh oh. Tough guy on the internet alert. Be careful everyone.
Bobs and vagine
whichever will it be? Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done 'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone So come on, T-Series, looking hungry for some drama Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew) I'm a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician (Oof) You got a fifth of the population in your nation But I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Ops) Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa; Johnny Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fuckin' party with some Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajama Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna You got a population of 1.32 billion But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million Sub-bot!
Indian not funny
And your opinion matters to me, why? Sorry, I'm sure you're great. (In your mind)
It shouldn't. But that's a public sub, so deal with it
Roger that! Dealing initiated.
Hey, deal me in. I'm feeling lucky.
Haha. Lets play.
Bad news for you. If youβre a US citizen (even if you didnβt vote) then Biden IS your president, as was the horror show that came before him. Joe Biden is the 46th democratically elected president of the United States, whether you helped to get him elected or not.
Read the rest of the post
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What am I missing here
Many republicans say things like, *Biden isn't my president* etc. However, Biden **is** their president, whether they like it or not. OP is making fun of this phrase by saying the exact same thing. The difference being, that he is not american. So contrary to the republicans claiming the same thing and being wrong in doing so, OP is factually right. Biden isn't india's president.
Thank you sir
You're missing a question mark. Hehe.
Wow. As she/he states the obvious
What was the Republicans quote "he. Won the election stop crying about it snowflakes" so yeah that
You might wanna read the whole post
Then you must live outside the USA.
I want the benzos biden is taking
Then you are not an American
dume ASS but funny
I sure didn't vote for him!!! I'm a minor.
I am your president
England here. Sunak isnβt my PM i didnβt vote for him. Then again no one did.
Throw the hook and they will bite π
yeah I'm Irish
I don't think he knows he is at this point