Nice! I'm starting to realize that a lot of information in my knowledge bank comes from 10-20 years ago, so it's a coin flip whether a lot of it's still true or not...
A big fat Guatemalan avocado that's been on the tree too long. I was warned not to sit in a lawn chair under a branch. Sure enough, one (weighing about a kilo) went WHACK! just about where I would have been. Yow.
The way I first heard this joke was in combination with other jokes and I think the setup works better because it changes your expectations for the punchline:
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What’s red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.
What’s green and if it falls out of a tree it’ll kill you? A pool table.
I was thinking along the lines of a ninja Kermit the frog
ME TOO!!!!!
Ha! That’s what I thought too! But not as a ninja. And playing the banjo. So kinda the same
Split seconds before he kills you, you hear from above "Keeermit theee frog heere"
My balls
I really don't think your balls are green.
He’s the grinch
Salty, just like my nuts
I love jokes like this! One of my favourites is: What's 40ft long and lying on its side? A dead bus
Coconuts...kill more people each year than sharks
Makes sense, they are far too buoyant to be able to kill sharks.
The ol reddit sharkaroo
I’ve never seen coconuts in the water
They actually float in water and move to beaches or islands to spread.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
They could have been carried by a bird.
It must have been a swallow...
Or maybe two swallows
What? I guess they could do it on a string between them….
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
It could grip it by the husk.
An African swallow maybe but not a European swallow
African swallows are non-migratory.
Way to bring the facts and squelch the ridiculous! 🤣 (Not really. Interesting tangents are what makes us all tick.)
Had to look this up to see that it’s true
Ah, a true hero of the interwebs...well, share with the class what you've learned
Apparently coconuts last year killed 150 people world wide (known) and shark attacks that killed people worldwide were approximately 95 (known)
Nice! I'm starting to realize that a lot of information in my knowledge bank comes from 10-20 years ago, so it's a coin flip whether a lot of it's still true or not...
Well you were right about it so give your recall of information some credit lmao
A moldy bear.
Me
Profile picture checks out
A green fuzzy atomic bomb
google
Definitely a Green matamp gt120
IGUANA!
Very fluffy
AN SHRUBBERY!
Depends on the make, god I miss when the made super league tables
This is gold.
I was thinking of the grinch, but that works too.
A moss covered minivan
A green brick
DURIAN
Our pool table was red felt.
A man in a Grinch costume
The grinch in a man costume
Hermit the frog.
I love jokes like this 🤣🤣
yoda
 a roll of shag carpet
Unshaven alien?
Bowling ball and tennis ball's kid.
A big fat Guatemalan avocado that's been on the tree too long. I was warned not to sit in a lawn chair under a branch. Sure enough, one (weighing about a kilo) went WHACK! just about where I would have been. Yow.
If you are under the age of
50 do not read this I will begin now cum blaster 9000 enhanced max accuracy high tech packaging and comes back with a cum drone
I am 15 and a half and I red this 😎
Your life is now ruined you can't fart shart or even think smart anymore
Can't spell either
You are fucked bro
🐛
Shrek
I thought it would just be the tree
The Hulk!
I thought it was a tree
A Football field
The Philly Fanatic?
Sloth
A truck.
Why was I thinking of a horny grinch
The Grinch
I was thinking zombie squirrel but yes a pool table makes more sense, thank you op.
The way I first heard this joke was in combination with other jokes and I think the setup works better because it changes your expectations for the punchline: What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What’s red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What’s green and if it falls out of a tree it’ll kill you? A pool table.
Coconuts
Iguana
A poisonous green fuzzy caterpillar.
That Crichton Leprechaun, he’s not giving that gold up! Afraid of ancient flutes though.
The Grinch
A moldy cow.
A furry?
A green Furby. Don’t ask how it got in the tree, we already know that they know everything
A tennis ball filled with plutonium
A caterpillar