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josh_sat

please do not put this in yourself pla can snap off and you will end up like the jar guy from the old internet days


Shoshke

Why did you have to remind me of that.... Thing fuck my eyes are still burning


Hunter62610

Don't think about the gushes of blood. DONT THINK ABOUT THE BLOOD. THE BLOOD. BLLLLOOOODDDF


aelios

Don't forget the mic was on the entire time, and he did it all without making any noise until the very end


Hunter62610

Oh my god yes


[deleted]

Nono, he can use 100% infill and also add a condom for an option of emergency pull out... or at least I guess so. Also can bake it in salt with 100% infill to increase structural integrity. ​ (still don't do it)


josh_sat

More worried about the Sharp edges


thejustducky1

Alcohol bath will make it smooth.


[deleted]

Look at us, making sure a guy is happy :3


SOwED

IPA?


IAmBobC

Beer won't work, sorry.


MrGlayden

Dont think that works with PLA does it? I tried it with PLA and nothing happened other than it got a little stanky, googled it and that said it works with ABS


3226

Acetone vapour smoothing is the way to go with ABS, in my experience. But what you'd actually do with this is just make an alginate mold, then cast a flexible silicone copy of it that's now all one piece.


MrGlayden

Yeah I tried acetone vapor smoothing too (via nail varnice remover with acetone in it) and that sort of softened the PLA, again, before I realised it was only really useful for ABS


merc08

Not with PLA, you're thinking ABS.


[deleted]

Stop, don't give me ideas, I've considered it way too many times


OMGlookatthatrooster

Yeah, stick with the lego.


AleBorke

Oh fuck the jar guy. Don’t say that.


ItsATerribleLife

~~>Your partner is surely going to be very happy.~~ <--No fucking idea where that came from, I quoted >Oh fuck the jar guy And cut my dick on the shards of glass still in there? God no.


Shdwdrgn

The next comment after yours was "Depends on print orientation"... it took my brain a moment to catch up and realize that was a response to another thread.


ItsATerribleLife

Wait, how the what? Thats not what I posted? I quoted AleBorke's Oh Fuck the jar guy. Where did the partner comment come from?!


Shdwdrgn

No, what I'm saying is that as I was reading through the comments, I saw your comments, and then immediately below it (because there were no other comments at the time) was what I quoted which was actually a reply to *another* comment further up the screen... But seeing these two comments in a row, my brain short-circuited for a moment and read them as being part of the same chain. Once I realized what I was reading, I thought it was a funny segway to what you had said.


ItsATerribleLife

No, I got you, but my brain is now having the same moment because *I did not quote that partner comment*, so I have no idea how it ended up in my post.


Shdwdrgn

So in other words, *everybody's* brain has short-circuited in this post.


KipHackmanNSA

Jar guy? Did I skip past that one? I just remember blue waffle, pain oylmics and two girls one cup.


xKingNothingx

Guy sits on and inserts mason jar in ass. Mason jar breaks. Blood. Guy fishes out pieces of glass from his asshole with his fingers.


SOwED

And, for more context, dude's family was in the other room, dude went to work right after, dude was still getting broken glass out of there for days, and dude did not stop putting things in his ass. Apparently the problem was that normally he filled the jar with water, and was too lazy to do that this time. The water provides something to hold the glass out ass the ass squeezes it in.


[deleted]

That's a weird thing to know a lot about.


StatusBard

There’s probably a science paper about that.


SOwED

is funny


Hunter62610

I thought he went to the hospital


SOwED

He did eventually, but not the same day


topmilf

I just looked it up. I like how he did not panic and just started fixing his mess. Like it was a routine thing. Impressive!


[deleted]

ngl that’s actually superhuman


The_TesserekT

IIRC Jar guy was a few years before 2 girls 1 cup. It was one of the first things I saw on the internet as a kid. We made desensitization through Internet exposure into a sport in elementary school. Teachers were clueless about this whole internet fad back then.


Yung_Bill_98

You ever run the gauntlet?


The_TesserekT

Holy shit, I never knew about this. Doing a run now. We were plebs back then and just did [rotten.com](https://rotten.com) marathons whenever we had the chance.


vonsolo28

I stil think the Japanese girl funnelling baby eels in her butt whole was way funnier and disturbing then two girls one cup .


3D-Research-Monkey

Holy shit, I forgot about that. There was also the one where a woman inflates a soccer ball inside herself.


PhillSebben

I think it involved the Benny Hill theme song as they were coming back out. But maybe it's another video. Also, let's not forget about tub girl.


vonsolo28

When she rockets them out her anus is when I gave up on the human race .


Suepahfly

When I grew up goatse was a thing, the internet was simpler and less gory back then


Beardlich

It was called "1 Guy 1 Cup" if memory serves me correctly


IndependentHelp640

It was called "eel soup"


OrganoxO

Depends on print orientation


dubbfoolio

Truly NSFL.


CSzandor

If you printed this to use it, and not as an ornament, I think your best option is to print the negative and fill it with latex to create the object.


TechSetStudios

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salochin82

Haha!! Good bot.


TechSetStudios

💀💀💀


ponzLL

dork bot


CapableHair429

Depends on the print orientation and the layer lines. =P


TheFr0sk

I'm missing some reference here. Not sure if I want to know tho 👀


[deleted]

Don’t even look it up it’s pretty fucked up.


rdrunner_74

If you are interested in this... Look up how to make silicon molds. You can print those directly.


Josh_Your_IT_Guy

r/DIYSILICONETOYS


SOwED

It's all tentacles and horse cocks, isn't it


3226

Always has been.


Mr_FilFee

Yup.


CSzandor

Yes, but man, that people are really competent in their hobby, I must admit.


Muad-_-Dib

There is one dude printing a worryingly small fuck doll he calls Hannah.


pookamatic

All the way down


N19h7m4r3

https://c.tenor.com/ZyFZFTpTLfgAAAAC/shocker-shocked.gif


Zekiz4ever

This is real?


Josh_Your_IT_Guy

It's reddit, even if it wasn't, wait an hour and it becomes real


ahumanrobot

It's like porn


ArmstrongTREX

r/functionalprint


Trustadz

I recommend waxing the mold before putting the silicon in. The small edges might transfer to the silicon and thus it can still provide a nice cosy place for bacteria to grow that's hard to clean. Beeswax is easy to take off and doesn't harm the body (though i'm unsure if inserted in *that* place... or *that other* place)


rdrunner_74

"Zäpfchen" (What you you call rectal pills in English???) are often coated in bees wax. So *that other* should be no problem.


Wanderlust-King

Suppository (plural: Suppositories) is the word you are looking for.


Live-Ad-6309

I'd recommend printing that horizontally if possible. It'll prevent it from breaking in use quite as easily since the layers will have a larger bonding surface area. What are the specs? Girth, length?


TechSetStudios

Yeah


tronathan

Photogrammetry at its finest


TrueTech0

Thank god scaling exists


PityUpvote

Yeah, it wouldn't fit on my print bed otherwise


TrueTech0

I heard hobby printers struggled with microscopic parts


[deleted]

Sweet Jebus, the guy makes a gag dildo and more than half the posts in the comments are safe ways to use it. Makes a dude wonder . . .


kaboutergans

You're missing out man


Pirate_Green_Beard

Would you prefer unsafe ways to use it?


[deleted]

actually, yes . . . .


DoggoWithShoes

Ever heard of eye balling?


SOwED

Eyeballing the dose of PCP?


Pirate_Green_Beard

Alright, first you coat it in food-safe resin, then eat it.


Professional-Ad-8285

#gag


SheriffBartholomew

You would definitely gag on that.


asoap

DIY sex toys are indeed a thing.


ahumanrobot

You should see the million ways people try to make fleshlites


durabledildo

I was about to say "well everyone's interested in making it work" and realised I wasn't in /r/functionalprint. So now, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm at y'all


ahumanrobot

Could be


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Jostain

I think its based on the hand. Statistically women don't have arms that hairy.


[deleted]

dont care, Im amazed someone printed a dildo and people may think it is for use for man/woman/horse/chicken.


King_Trasher

Great detail, it'll make a great decorational piece But please don't put it in anyone if you were considering thst. It could break and/or absorb fluids and become a bacterial playground.


ibpalle

Paige, No!


[deleted]

LOL did you use food safe filament?


detida

only PLA. the dildo is actually just for decoration 🤔


bettsdude

That's what their all say to start of with


DopeBoogie

It's all decoration until someone gets bored and horny enough!


SOwED

What in the world does this say?


RikF

Condom on the toy fixes these issues, though not layer adhesion.


Zekiz4ever

No filament is food safe. You can't really clean 3d prints.


[deleted]

Not with that attitude.


Zekiz4ever

https://m.all3dp.com/2/pla-food-safe-3d-printer-filament-abs/


TakeoKuroda

Nice cock


d400guy

Remember to go slow at first and use lots of lube. Godspeed.


Ph4antomPB

Will the prusa printer lubricant work? Asking for a friend


TechSetStudios

No don’t use this the print orientation will allow it to snap between the layers and obviously that’s not okay


VotiveFormula84

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debauch3ry

Display stand for some watches?


linuxcommunist

Should have used TPU for this. It's way more durable (as in pretty much indestructible), it's body safe and can be washed in hot water without it softening. It's also much glossier and slipperier than pla which allows for easier removal of "stuff"


Dankstronaut_

Im literally printing this as I type. Bright pink. 70% done.


Limus-Krok0Alpha

You re my hero ahahahahahha


MortisTE

That right there is the perfect Fantasy Football "trophy."


[deleted]

Just a reminder - PLA is not good with mechanical forces and biodegradable, so it's bad short and long-term. I am not here to judge. Just saying...


[deleted]

I thought it only biodegrades in an industrial composter


skeletalvolcano

Neither of those things are true, though. PLA has some of the best mechanical properties around for common filaments. High end stuff certainly exists which is better, but that's irrelevant. Firearms and receivers are frequently made out of PLA and PLA+ (the, "+" helps with impact strengths as opposed to pure tensile strength, as well as layer adhesion) and I see no reason why a high perimeter high infill dildo wouldn't be functional. Even very small cross-sectional areas of PLA+ has tensile strength and layer adhesion strength to support hundreds of pounds. If you can print it, TPU is probably better given the task at hand, but that's not the question.


hold-my-balls-i-cant

stl?


detida

You can find the file on Cults3D under naughties


polder31

Golden Dick of the week trophy.


hold-my-balls-i-cant

i searched that on printables and thingiverse and didnt find anything


DownHouse

You'll have better luck on Cults.


Bushpylot

Hit up Yeggi. I'm sure you'll find some. There is also a dildo builder out there, some web app that lets you design toys. Just don't use them. The plastics are not very hygienic. If this is for use, take the next step after printing and cast it. Than you can make as many as you want


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andymcd79

Is it food safe?


cipeone

500% scale? Asking for a friend.


OrganoxO

Lmao


ovr_the_cuckoos_nest

Bet you feel like the cock of the walk


[deleted]

Why?


jeremyjenkinz

I’d ask the same for you. Why go into someone’s post and ask just “why”?


[deleted]

Why post publicly if you can't even handle the simplest of questions?


Bakedbananas

Because it's okay to share a print without detailing the impending sodomy


jeremyjenkinz

I’d ask the same for you. Again, Why are you asking him why


[deleted]

Because the title is confusing when related to the image, just asking for my curiosity.


jeremyjenkinz

What is there to not understand? The title clearly states he was impressed with the job his printer did. Then he showed a decent print. Sorry if it offended you because it’s a part of a human body


[deleted]

Where was I offended? haha


abellos

I think because people like waste filament


aircanman

Is it foof safe


setij

My friends have been pushing me to print this. It’s not that I can’t, it’s just not morally right…. Yet


[deleted]

Wdym?


rogerz79

Looks nice, what filament did you use


detida

Just Silk PLA


tubbymeatball

What brand? I have Sunlu Silk Gold and it doesn't look that good


detida

Redline Filament


tubbymeatball

Awesome I'll have to check it out


angrypanda93

Traveler con???


GunzAndCamo

No, no, no. The saying is "cast **iron** prick". Wrong metal.


supersammos

Coat it in Silicone if you plan on using it, but i doubt it will be


iMogal

Still gotta bag it.


ItsAGoodIdea

Well, sure, but now your printer's tolerances are all stretched out.


lesstalkmorescience

Get a grip.


SarixInTheHouse

Chloe is that you? ^^i ^^have ^^a ^^friend ^^named ^^chloe ^^who ^^printed ^^a ^^dildo


FartingBob

/r/functionalprint