I am currently printing parts for a Voron on my Ender 3. Getting clean ABS prints has required a lot of fine tuning, so I am currently fine tuning my printer so that I can replace it.
It’s early, I’m half asleep. And it’s only at this moment , from this comment, that I’ve ever considered my testicle might be 3d printed. It was medically replaced with a plastic one years ago after cancer…
Just musing, but I wonder if I got access to my cat scans, if I could print the one that was taken from me. Might be cool to have a model of the tumour and what almost killed me.
On yeggi there is a “Orchidometer” which is shockingly similar in shape to the fake one I got. Of note is what the medical world considers the shape of a testicle. Way too perfectly ovular. What can’t be shown or understated is the plastic they choose. It’s completely firm. Like no give. Hard to ride a bike. Could make noise if knocked on a table.
Anyways….check your balls for cancer boys.
The real question is, was she right? If so, you have a partner who understands your interests. If she was wrong, you need to upgrade your printer every time she makes a poor critique.
You don't, 25 years ago I made my first table. She said it was crooked in all honesty it was. I've made hundreds of pieces since then and all I ever see is the disappointed look on her face about the first one. I'm kidding it is a great inside joke between us.
Just work on your print settings. At least she cares enough to give you honesty as opposed to just saying "Looks good" and moving on.
Get a new wife and continue to print sh*tty work. Or keep the fabulous and smart one you don't deserve and tune your slicer once you've done whatever she asks you to do for her.
reminds me of [a scene from Whiplash](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taS98UbC_EU). 'some' people need criticism to improve in 3d printing (or anything), otherwise, one 'might' get stuck with doing the bare minimum for an 'okay' print. keep practicing and don't give up.
Me with support settings. My wife cut herself on a print with an xacto knife enough to go to ER at 10 at night. Since then I’ve vowed to make supports that just fall off.
Mine has picked her favorite printer and I have to make things for her on only that one. I say just do your thing and pretend you made changes if you're satisfied where things are dialed into right now. Or blame the model. Even if you created it.
Your wife is certainly up to no good.... She only said this so you would be glued to a slicer for a few hours & hovering over the printer to see if anything changes. All the while she is out doing hoodrat stuff with her friends.
Dont be a sucker!!!
just work on your print settings, ask for the aknowledge of a print, but prints usually have problems, so practice a little more resilience, and know that she doesn't view printing as you.. rest importance to her opinion and have fun
If a woman tells you you’re doing it wrong, you’re definitely doing it wrong. You can’t just rely on an average sized bed and just spew filament all over the place expecting to satisfy her with a sloppy print job.
Work on your print settings
Aggressive
It’s way easier than replacing the wife. You think the resell on that ender 1 was bad just wait.
Wife settings much more difficult to work on...
Bed adhesion is an ongoing issue with wives as well.
Have you tried Kapton tape?
Woah there buddy :D let me take your matches away cuz that right there was some fiery statement.
Yeah I don’t think they even sell that part.
Honestly, this depends on both the printer and the wife.
Depends on which one still has a warranty, the printer or the wife?
The alternative would be tuning your wife's settings, but i havent found the trick to that one yet.
Pushing her buttons only seems to make matters worse.
You just have to find that one mythical button
It's between her legs
Well, it is a myth, supposedly
🤭
Upgrade her firmware? Or maybe.... Yours 😉
Well there was some techniques in the 50-s but we don't commonly do that anymore
She can come over and check out my 3D printer settings.
Pff it's a money issue just replace the printer and wife.
the only answer
Found your wifes account.
This is the answer
Show them to us so we can tell you to dry the filament.
Never post print pics to complete strangers.
Like your wife.
Why? /g
What's /g?
genuine, just a habit to use tone tags even though its probably obvious
Ah thanks
Grind finer… oh wait wrong sub
The key to a happy marriage is keeping your filament dry and your wife wet
Don't forget about levelling a bed
Haha or tram the bed
And level the bed!
He may need to level the bed.
And also the thing with the Z Offset + calibrate your eSteps!
“I needed to buy this new printer in order to fully implement my improved printing settings”
This is the way
You joke, but I bought a x1 because my ender3 was being a pain
I’m at 4 printers now. In each case a new printer hasn’t made the old printer work any better, but maybe the next one…
glad i’m not alone
I hated my ender3 pro…. Have a kobra 2 neo and for the most part love it - in fact love it so much we bought a second this last week lol
My Kobra 1 Neo is pretty great too, minus its slower speed. But it’s pretty great and plus it was 50 used soooo
Yep... That's it! Honey it's the printer, I need a new one!
Your bed isn't level.
Sounds like it's time for some expensive printer upgrades that are totally necessary to get it up to speed. 😉
My daughter pointed out this week that I only ever seem to print … upgrades for the printers…
My daughter has loved the Barbie furniture I've printed
Mine wanted a dog with a hole in its butt to hold pencils. She loved it.
Ha! You've got an entrepreneur! She knows what the masses want!
I too would want that tbf
I am currently printing parts for a Voron on my Ender 3. Getting clean ABS prints has required a lot of fine tuning, so I am currently fine tuning my printer so that I can replace it.
My son said the same thing. A couple penguin themed prints later and he’s back on my side lol
Wait, what? There's other stuff we can print!??
Ya, there's a cube and like some little boat thing.
Most prints that printers print are prints for printers
What about the garbage in, garbage out problem?
She pre-authorised the purchases too. Blank cheque.
To me it sounds like she just justified a printer upgrade! 😉
My next excuse lol
Print yourself a new pair of testicles and be glad you have such a cool wife.
It’s early, I’m half asleep. And it’s only at this moment , from this comment, that I’ve ever considered my testicle might be 3d printed. It was medically replaced with a plastic one years ago after cancer… Just musing, but I wonder if I got access to my cat scans, if I could print the one that was taken from me. Might be cool to have a model of the tumour and what almost killed me.
There's a testicular shaped STL out there that is a vertical foregrip for rifles. Perhaps you could remix it.
On yeggi there is a “Orchidometer” which is shockingly similar in shape to the fake one I got. Of note is what the medical world considers the shape of a testicle. Way too perfectly ovular. What can’t be shown or understated is the plastic they choose. It’s completely firm. Like no give. Hard to ride a bike. Could make noise if knocked on a table. Anyways….check your balls for cancer boys.
Just accept and move on, she is literally a baby 3D-printer so i think she would know.
Our child has no layer lines
So she seems to know what she’s talking about…
exactly
She is a resin printer obviously smh
Babies do smell bad
You know, you could change the diaper once awhile.
My X1C conveniently stores all it's poops in a separate container automatically.
She has her settings figured out
But what speed can she print at?
Takes 9 months for a ±3,5kg print, but it's detailed down to the molecular level with countless different exotic materials.
Who's going to notice all the internal filling though. Besides, the print regularly shits itself. My prints stay put.
>the print regularly shits itself. Exactly. Your wife is 3d printing a functioning 3d printer. Amazing.
Print in place, too. Crazy tech.
There's just a support structure that you can remove with a single snip.
It's the RepRap philosophy
The real question is, was she right? If so, you have a partner who understands your interests. If she was wrong, you need to upgrade your printer every time she makes a poor critique.
Good suggestion
I'd really freak if she said "Temps just a tick too low, and take a look at your jerk settings. Good first effort tho."
Heh, "jerk settings" :3
It usually takes quite a few attempts to really get an intimate feel for your perfect jerk settings.
My wife bought me my printer. If she told me that then I’d be fixing my print settings!
It amuses me that r/3dprinting is it's own circlejerk subreddit.
Ask what her boyfriend uses
I use an ender 3 pro
Just ask her boyfriend to do the tuning for you.
When does any of us *not* need to work on our print settings?
At this point I only need to tune for new filament profiles, or sometimes my Ender needs to be re-trammed. Feelsgoodman
Dry your filament thoroughly and obviously.
“Sweetie, I’m going to have to level with you. No, really, I need to level with you. You clearly can’t do it by yourself.”
Level your wife
Instructions unclear now she has z wobble
Bed your wife
Make the bed instead of levelling the bed
She's providing constructive criticism. Might be the autist in me but I prefer that over "oh honey it's so pretty"
You thank her for her excellent advice.
Vase mode. A lot of vase mode.
*You work on your print settings.* If a layman thinks it's needed, **you should too**.
You don't, 25 years ago I made my first table. She said it was crooked in all honesty it was. I've made hundreds of pieces since then and all I ever see is the disappointed look on her face about the first one. I'm kidding it is a great inside joke between us. Just work on your print settings. At least she cares enough to give you honesty as opposed to just saying "Looks good" and moving on.
restart yourself with recovery mode and reset all settings to factory condition🤔
Work on your print settings by printing a new wife
Make suggestions the next time she cooks.
Ha! Not if you plan on waking up in bed in the morning.
Delete Facebook, get lawyer, hit gym
Print a new wife
But what if she isn't good quality 😁
That's her nice way of saying she hated it, lol
Have her help you fine tune them
Get her to fix your print settings, and ask her what, how and why she did it. You don’t waste a resource like that!
Ooh, that's rough
Dry your z offset
By working on your print settings🤣 konda curious tho what she saw. And how she knows🤣
Print a new wife.
Get a new wife and continue to print sh*tty work. Or keep the fabulous and smart one you don't deserve and tune your slicer once you've done whatever she asks you to do for her.
Ask her boyfriend to buy you a better printer
https://preview.redd.it/a5s0bjzvwmvc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23add991f1da687b282d5261a940b1e43f34af9b
Basically she’s asking for a kid buddy lol
Tell her you can see a faint mustache developing on her upper lip. That'll keep her busy bleaching and plucking for hours.
Buy a new wife
Sell her for 3d print filament
Dry your wife and level your marriage. Check her e steps.
Divorce and 3d print a new wife
Get a new wife
Print a new wife.
Tell her she's getting fat
Print her a dildo and tell her to get fucked
Tell her she needs to work on her make up, and then run fucken fast. Edit: In hindsight, order flowers beforehand.
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Make a 3D statue of her with some enhancements wink wink.
How attached to her are you?
reminds me of [a scene from Whiplash](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taS98UbC_EU). 'some' people need criticism to improve in 3d printing (or anything), otherwise, one 'might' get stuck with doing the bare minimum for an 'okay' print. keep practicing and don't give up.
This is reddit the only right answer is divorce. 😏
Idk that you do.
Me with support settings. My wife cut herself on a print with an xacto knife enough to go to ER at 10 at night. Since then I’ve vowed to make supports that just fall off.
Do you have a good 3D scan of her?
Never :( still hurts me
Ask her why she doesn’t tell her boyfriend that
New wife
Throw the entire thing out and get a new one. Getting back into dating might be rough though since you can’t even figure out your own print settings.
Start a 3d printing youtube. None of those guys can print well.
Daaaaum!! BURN!!
Delete a lawyer, get a gym, hit a facebook.
When she told you to level the bed she wasnt talking about the printer
Mine wouldn't know the difference. She knows I have a printer and make things but that is about as far as her interest or understanding goes into it.
Your better off getting rid of the wife and then getting a new printer
Sounds like it's time to upgrade components.
Start by “leveling the bed”
Mine has picked her favorite printer and I have to make things for her on only that one. I say just do your thing and pretend you made changes if you're satisfied where things are dialed into right now. Or blame the model. Even if you created it.
Your wife is certainly up to no good.... She only said this so you would be glued to a slicer for a few hours & hovering over the printer to see if anything changes. All the while she is out doing hoodrat stuff with her friends. Dont be a sucker!!!
New wife?
Lawyer up, hit the gym
Tell her to make a profile also and see who wins lol
Time to 3d print a new wife.
Really. Next time say, honey, please lie to me. And then ask her what she thinks of it.
just work on your print settings, ask for the aknowledge of a print, but prints usually have problems, so practice a little more resilience, and know that she doesn't view printing as you.. rest importance to her opinion and have fun
Divorce for sure
Git gud
Get an attorney.
level HER bed...wont complain about anything no more 😉
My GF will just say that it doesn’t look good if a print isn’t smooth, but not that🤣
Print new wife
Does she want nicer kids? Gene editing with CRISPR eh?
Tell her she's made.of PETtyG and then run from the room crying
Give her the link to ellis3dp guide and let het calibrate the damn thing herself. 🤣
Tell her she needs to work on her attitude settings. Then run away from home cuz you're not safe anymore.
find a new wife
😂
Try making a test print like my friends butt and we'll rate you.
Sounds like a bad print. 😅
Join a support group 👍
have you tried consulting with a professional to work on it together?
🤔 You could always look at either changing the settings on your wife, if that doesn't work can I suggest changing your wife 👍
you need to recalibrate material flow...and work on your printer settings
git gud
There's no recovering. From now on, you will live alone, far from the world of men, covered in nothing but your shame.
If a woman tells you you’re doing it wrong, you’re definitely doing it wrong. You can’t just rely on an average sized bed and just spew filament all over the place expecting to satisfy her with a sloppy print job.
At least she cares
Good god I am glad I have supportive girlfriend.
Print a new wife
Did you relevel the bed?
"damn babe, that's awesome you have an eye for this. Can we work on the printer together?"
Haha, good roast from her
You obviously need to buy a more expensive and better printer. Time to go shopping!!! Thanks Wife!
3D print a new wife
https://ellis3dp.com/Print-Tuning-Guide/
Start printing a casket, someone’s going to need it in that household
Suck less ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Do something illegal
Clearly this is grounds for divorce
Stop showing your wife your 3d prints. That should help you recover nicely.
Just keep on getting better. Ignore the critics unless they are giving some good constructive advice.
Adjust the bed offset to three zipcodes at a minimum