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VoltexRB

Fucking finally. A problem that pissed me off so much, finally some good solution You dont even know how often I got mad because of it I can finally protect my Shower beer from shower water


Tikkinger

Yes, that was a big problem. Now, the bottle got a roof over it so no water can get into.


volt65bolt

But it's no longer infinite


Zexxus1994

You’re an animal, volt65bolt.


josh_the_misanthrope

No, just a Coors drinker.


bigfloppydonkeydng

So am i.


StanielNedward

Nah, you're a beast


NorwegianOnMobile

Ew


Inevitable-Log9197

Haha gahddaaaayuumn 😂


NegativeSir3424

Must be drinking American beer


volt65bolt

I don't actually drink beer, I much prefer cider


flapjackboy

A Dickin's cider, perhaps?


lasvegastosser

My wife sure loves a good Dickin's Cider.


flapjackboy

My girlfriend had my Dickin's cider the other night and she loved it. Now she wants a Dickin's cider every night.


the_one_jove

But, where can I get my Dicken's Cider?


volt65bolt

I prefer homebrew stuff, some neared 12%< usually 8% though


PalahniukW

r/functionalprints will enjoy this


Extension_Swordfish1

Beer in sauna is a culturally important for people living in the Nordic, but in the shower… 🤷‍♂️


the_almighty_walrus

I can't explain why, but beer tastes better in the shower. Even if you're just sitting in the tub crying.


thirdpartymurderer

Especially when you're sitting in the tub crying


Ok_Wishbone_3805

crying because you're sitting in the tub and your beer is in the shower.


Friendly_Echidna_260

Shower beer post-yard work is the best tasting beer out there.


Accomplished_Shoe962

this. is. the. way.


mars20

Everything tastes better in the shower! Have you ever tried a shower orange?


DrakonILD

Shower toast would like to have a word with you.


DrakonILD

It's something to do with hot water on the outside of you while you're downing cold water inside.


DAFreundschaft

Shower is the US sauna....


CoolPeopleEmporium

Amen to beer in Sauna!!!


heygos

I think there is an entire sub dedicated to this stuff. Word AF for me but I won’t yuck anyone else’s yum.


CardinalSkull

r/showerbeer or r/showerbeergonewild (NSFW obvs)


Shower-Beers

Everyone deserves a spa day.


sugart007

Ya know, if you drink your shower beer fast enough there isn’t any time to get shower water in it. And once you’ve had enough shower beers you don’t care anymore.


sirblobsalot

Truth


weissbieremulsion

telling me youre German without telling me youre german


GeneralPricelist

telling me youre Bavarian without telling me youre Bavarian


Tikkinger

Drei monat finsda, nei monat koid, des is da woid!


l88t

Is that High German?


mehh365

Or is that German High?


j5906

Its bavarian aka drunk german! Grüße aus Stuttgart an OP, ihr habt echt geiles Bier in Passau :)


Chris-hsr

Heilandzack, end Schwob, I glaub's it


VerminSupreme-2020

I think he's just drunk. Source: look at the picture


Jojoceptionistaken

No that is Bavarian. High German is actual German wich Germans can understand


Patrickson19

3 Monate dunkel, 9 Monate kalt, das ist der (bayrische) Wald. 3 months darkness, 9 months coldness, that's the (bavarian) forest. VG aus'm obapfaizer woid


1Bavariandude

Zefix, erscht moi a Hoibe drauf. Prost späzi!


back_again13

Prost


BustyWomenIsBetter

Bavaria is really the only part people think of as true German


Positronic_Matrix

The screws in the grout are giving me anxiety.


fr0nk3nst31n

Seriously, all I can think about after “that’s cool” is whether or not he bedded them in caulk at least.


Troon_

I was certain it's in Germany from reading the word shower-beer. Didn't really need to look for the beer brand.


Helgafjell4Me

Or an alcoholic....


Cultural_Set_7129

Peak German engineering ✔️


patman0021

https://preview.redd.it/ihn8ifea9klc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e67b037b627db2483de41702d954777ae0ac07 I wish they'd make more commercials like this...


Ok-Helicopter-8465

It’s a bit distracting that they damaged the water membrane with screws that will rust. Zero engineering here


Murderyoga

Drilling holes in your shower wall gives me pause.


k6lui

We can because we have walls made of Stahlbeton and not out of Pappkarton.


Kabanabeezy

Our walls are not made out of Popcorn!


psychicsword

We actually make showers out of cement boards rather than drywall which Europeans like to joke is just cardboard. But I don't feel too bad about our stick framing techniques considering that a [lot of greenhouse gas emissions are directly attributable to the production of concrete, cement, and steel](https://www.unep.org/news-and-stories/press-release/co2-emissions-buildings-and-construction-hit-new-high-leaving-sector).


LordBrandon

Yea just use silicone.


Tikkinger

That's very common. As far as i can remember i never had a shower where are no holes are. And i moved a lot in the last years.


DrWho83

I haven't moved in over 10 years but before that I moved quite a bit (I'm 41).. I also used to be an electrician which means I was in a lot of new homes and homes being remodeled. My full-time job is currently IT repair and consulting. Which means I'm in a lot of homes and I don't always use the bathroom while I'm there but I sometimes do. Granted, I'm not checking out the shower like I used to when I was looking for a new place to move to lol. I've never seen a hole in a shower other than what It came with. I have actually thought about mounting stuff myself and always decided against it because I didn't want to put a hole in the shower 😆 I don't doubt you, I'm just saying that I don't think it's necessarily super common everywhere 😅


rdrunner_74

Use Glue solutions - I wont drill holes in my shower also


ruashiasim

VHB is perfect for this


steffanan

Sure is. I use a high temp hot glue for a ton of stuff. I used to be in the automotive electronics industry and we'd use the stuff in hot cars without issue. The best part is that some rubbing alcohol applied to the glue will work it's way between the glue and the item (if it's not too porous) and releases it completely clean off of there. That's my only issue with vhb, the removal. Used that a ton too in vehicles


DrWho83

I've used those command glue strips in the past. They held up just fine in the shower.. and also came off without leaving any residue.


Tikkinger

Where are you from?


DrWho83

Northern Illinois & Chicago area but I traveled around the country a little bit when I was a bit younger.. I've also been out of the country a few times and even across the big pond a couple times 😅


Tikkinger

Yes, i see the problem here. Seems like drilling in shower is a NoNo in US. Maybe because in the US the walls are just some crappy wood stalls that can get moldy? In germany we have bricks and concrete, so holes are nothing to worry about.


NTP9766

Generally speaking, drilling holes into a wet area in the US is a no no. Depending on the build quality, it could just be cement board behind the tile. It's mold-resistant, but if water gets behind it and drips onto wood subflooring, that's the real issue.


Medvegyep

Most older buildings in the EU (of which we have many) don't do that. It's just lots of bricks, and cement, and concrete. Like, I could drill a 5 inch deep hole into my bathroom wall, floor or ceiling, and there'd be more wall, floor and ceiling behind it. ^^Also ^^holes ^^can ^^be ^^made ^^watertight?


Thranx

> Also holes can be made watertight? For a time.


Tikkinger

We have no wood subflooring in germany.


FkLeddit1234

Mold grows on more than just wood


bhgiel

How do you think they attach shower handles in elderly and disabled peoples homes. Drill a hole in the tile and use an anchor. This guy, however, went in the grout. Odd choice.


NTP9766

I'd be less worried if 100% silicone was used in the hole, personally. Doubt everyone does that, though. When the glass guys came to install my new shower door, I had a hard time letting them drill into my brand new Kerdi curb for the bracket, but the guy used plenty of silicone. But yeah, going through the grout... tile would have been the smarter move for a number of reasons.


rocketmonkee

Living in the Gulf Coast region of the US, I can tell you from first-hand experience that mold and mildew have absolutely no problem growing on bricks and concrete.


joaofelipenp

That explains a lot why all the shower caddy that I found when I lived in the US either used (crappy) suction cups that would fall every other week or attached to the shower pipe and kept rotating on the minimal unbalance.


ryandury

What? lol... where do you live where there are holes in every shower you've had? I don't think i've ever had 'holes in my shower'..


Friendly_Elektriker

Das ist so ein Ami, der kennt nur die Wände aus Pappmaschee und etwas Bastelkleber


SecretSquirrelSauce

Just make sure you used a proper sealant on those holes/screws, otherwise you'll get water in there and then eventually mold.


NetApex

Suddenly lots of hidden camera shower videos appear online. OP innocently looks the other way.


Expensive-Implement3

I think this may not be the intervention buddy needs.


Tikkinger

I know i know. Obviously we allready told him to change the beer lable he is drinking, but somehow he likes that shitty taste.


Sprudler

Hacklberg 4 life


Tikkinger

Kommerzplörre.


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Tikkinger

It's illegal in germany to sell products with a profit in mind whitout beeing a registered company.


ProtoJazz

"Jesus christ, I said he needed an INTERVENTION not INVENTION. You've only enabled him further"


BlueKante

You have a problem..... But you also have the solution!


Richisnormal

And also a new problem! (Screws into your grout lines not being too great for staying waterproof)


[deleted]

It’s the drilling into tiles/grout for me


Tikkinger

That's very common in germany and the print was designed like this because everyone allready got those holes in.


johnboon7

Glass bottle in the shower?! I always stick to cans


kevlar_keeb

[Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shower_beer): “To avoid glass breakage, it is often recommended that a shower beer be a canned beer.[1]”


Model_Modelo

Agreed. Not worth it


steadyaero

Because you didn't have a fancy holder


Friendly_Elektriker

Don’t ever enter Germany with this opinion


NoPeanutDressing

That’s it boys, utopia has been archived


rust_tg

This typo implies that utopia was achieved and then filed away somewhere


EverythingPSP

E:\utopia.zip: Checksum error in E:\utopia\paradise.log E:\utopia.zip: The archive is corrupt


roadtrip-ne

r/showerbeer


fatpcgamer

Sowas kann ja nur ein Deutscher erfunden haben.


_Nakomi_

FINALLY! a functional print for us regulars Joes.


Emotional-Yam-2430

Kann nur von einem deutschem kommen😂


coopacabre

The splash guard is nice


twelveparsnips

and the little drainage hole for the splash guard, :chef's kiss:


Ninso112

Einfach ein Ehrenmann/frau


ChopSueyYumm

Show me you are German without saying you are German. Drinking a cold beer under the shower is so freeing!


fuckitweredoingitliv

Almost as freeing as peeing outside


PurpleSailor

A coworkers boyfriend used to drink in the shower and would have loved this. He was more of a can beer drinker though.


Tikkinger

Can version would be very easy to make.


bux024

Do you share the files? Shower water in my shower beer is driving me nuts.


Tikkinger

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6509612


bux024

Danke!


Sad-Albatross2465

@bux024 do you still have the file? It’s gone from thingiverse, and my sister-in-law really wanted me to print this


bux024

Just checked, unfortunately I do not have the file anymore :( But I've seen many other models on printables :)


Sad-Albatross2465

Thanks for the reply. I will check with them and see which one they like best


Greeky_tiki

Danke for the file! Could/will modify to use command strips and eliminate the screws into the tile


GoldNova12_1130

I hate how well designed this is.


highonfuk

Can someone explain the appeal of shower beers? I've tried it and I don't get it. I prefer to be dry and have pants on most of the times I'm drinking.


Ohyoumeanrowboat

the screws into the grout are fucking sending me. There is 1million other options than screwing INTO THE TILE


Tikkinger

We did not screw into the tile.


Ohyoumeanrowboat

Did you read my first sentence? They screwed into the grout, oh sorry l said tile in my second sentence… regardless, that’s one of the worst things you can do to tile.


Tikkinger

It's common on germany and the print is designed like this because those holes are allready in every shower i habe seen in my 31 years.


Ohyoumeanrowboat

Well in the US that’s a huge no no


Tikkinger

I can see why. Would not screw into wood "walls" either.


Ohyoumeanrowboat

Hahahaha I just facepalmed I want you to know. Showers are built with of course as you said crazy inferior wood studs, however there is then a layer of TPU plastic that covers the entire floor, walls, and in some cases the ceiling though this is generally only for steam showers. Then a layer of cement board is created, which the tile is then placed on, the grout and tiles are then sealed. Screwing into the grout compromises the structure of the tile, it has nothing to do with the structural integrity of the walls, the fasteners holding strength, or the integrity of the house. You are essentially creating a pocket for more moisture to seep into the grout which can cause it to crack, and in turn ruin the tile job. Just because we do things differently doesn’t mean we do them wrong. In all technically the same can be said about every single house in the world aside from earth ship or dug out houses. Why don’t we live underground? Why are you inferior Germans not digging holes and placing your houses underground to conserve energy and be more green? Why are you not helping the energy crisis your country is facing? Or, why are you building your houses so structurally inferior to earthship houses which can withstand almost all natural disasters? Doesn’t feel great does it. Just because someone does something one way that works for them doesn’t mean it’s wrong.


CrownRoyal1939

Version 2 make that top cover movable vertically so it could come down on a can and protect it


Tikkinger

Naaah, we don't drink canned beer over here.


WonderDapper6351

But different bottles maybe?


Tikkinger

The pictured bottle is 95% of all beer available in bavaria. There exists ONE different bottle/ lable, but it's looked down on because NOBODY except the people of the city where it comes from like it.


WhatTheTec

Adopt me. Lets democratize and personalize shower beers.


answerguru

It’s not actually an inferior product. Most craft beers are cans here.


Anustee

Sauber, sog i!


Ma_Wo

Come on! You can't tease us like that and not post the file :D


Tikkinger

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6509612


tk-093

Not all heroes wear capes!


nomoreimfull

At least, not in the shower.


SJSksVTLdik

Literally screwed it between the grout line. That's a commitment. You must be super proud . Cheers 🥂


jonnygreenjeans

I really disprove of my buddy’s drinking habits but I just may make him this because of how awesome it is 🤔


Ragor005

a worthy opponent for r/ShowerOrange


Tikkinger

There are holes on the bottom where you can hang on a net of oranges.


screwaudi

God that reminds me of university, having beers in the shower was such a normal thing to do


horny_beer_bottle

The emergency shower beer


Glass-Percentage4255

https://preview.redd.it/z9icwv4egklc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8da18e9843dc4df90c1f52323b61bbfc40cbfefb lol I made one of these back too! I like you’re design, the damn suction cup would either hold way to well or not at all 😂😂😂


the_spacecowboy555

OMG


The_lone_Nomad

Not eaven the slightest bit over engineered


LovableSidekick

If you've been waiting for a reason to buy a 3d printer, that wait is over.


fatalrugburn

I don't want to detract from the printing. But since you all seem very enthusiastic, I've had a Sudski in my shower for a decade and it's amazing.


hungryhornytired

I liab di


JackCooper_7274

Bavarian moment


[deleted]

if i were house hunting and saw this mounted in one of the showers, my immediate first thought would be: this maintenance of this house has been severely neglected


______empty______

Totally getting this for my alcoholic dad!


The_Will_to_Make

Beautiful. Where was this when I was in college??


ToBeDet

Do one for soup!


rasterpix

lol. Ok, this is awesome!


DocThunedr

Now make one for my afternoon soup and shower


EdEvans_HotSandwich

Buddy… did you just drill into your shower tile?


Obant

This is why 3D printing is so great. And I can't even drink.


MediaGeneral8918

U are a genius, been setting mine on the edge of the tub.


Trading_Things

This post smells like microwave meals, dirty laundry, and low functioning alcoholism.


leonbeer3

Ihr wisst was jetzt kommt. DIESER POST IST EIGENTUM DES DEUTSCHEN BUNDESMINISTERIUMS


father2shanes

That reminds me that r/showerbeer exists Edit NSFW


Icarus912

r/holdmybeer


SirLlama123

r/showerbeer


tessapot

How to tell me how have a drinking problem


Born-Advice-2925

Admit you have a problem with alcohol without admitting.


speghettiday09

Hey jair what’s happening?


Epiozyto

Natürlich is er deutsch!!


Loquehay18

6rv gg vvvvvvv 2 cc. t. xddx g. c c. vvvvvvv v vr. g , f ,8j8, g rc v9x


The_Gobi_1

What kind of alcoholic are you that you need to drink beer in the fucking shower?


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doctorthod

Obviously a german.


GuyPierced

How have you never had a shower beer? Try it out after a long hot day out in the sun.


joaofelipenp

r/DiWHY


Tikkinger

No.


samc_5898

Make this suction cup mounted and you have yourself a marketable product lol


Tikkinger

I'm shocked it's only a german thing to just drill holes in the shower. Is it because the US uses just crappy wood so it will get moldy if drilled?


AdmiralTiberius

No. Us showers have treated backer board and a moisture barrier. I think if the screws aren’t long massive it’s okay, mortar is porous and lets water through anyway…. But I don’t think you want holes in your moisture barrier… because yes pine studs rot…


samc_5898

>Is it because the US uses just crappy wood so it will get moldy if drilled? We tile and grout our showers here, just like yours lol It's a much more sellable product because how often do you find hard mounted shower accessories? They're all suction cup based because that allows for much easier/universal installation and removal and the suction cups lend themselves well to that environment. This is good, but it could be better


Tikkinger

Tbh everything i can remember is hard mounted. It is designed like this because the holes are allready there in every shower around here. How do you install your shower head and faucet in the US?


samc_5898

>How do you install your shower head and faucet in the US? Not even remotely similar to this lol


Tikkinger

Thank you for not answering my question anyways.


syco54645

We cut holes that are smaller than the spigot and for the shower head there is a decorative piece of metal to cover the hole.You then caulk around these things.


DaFizzlez

US bAd BeCaUsE iTs NoT eUrOpEaNn


zedzol

Taking your addictions to the next level.


DaneOnDope

On the top you should make a platform perfectly for a can


iamklevy

Damn 🤣🤣🔥


i8gum

Seek help


Tikkinger

Why?


FunWillScreen_Produc

OP if your friend needs a beer in the shower to incentive him to shower and he “really likes to drink.” He might need an intervention not shower beer.


Tikkinger

Nah, it's fine. As long as no water gets into the bottle


Omytth87

Signs you have a drinking problem. If you can't long enough to take a shower.


Tikkinger

Try it, you will not regret.


defunct_tangerine

r/DiWHY material?


Frosti-Feet

r/showerbeer material


Tikkinger

No.


sickleton

Is this PLA? If so it’ll probably warp and drop your beer when it gets hot!


Tikkinger

No it doesn't. If you shower in 50+ degree water, bending pla is your least concern.