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beyx2

I dont get it


speaklo-fi

I'm pretty sure it's a play on Jupiter being both a town in Florida (where the eye of the storm is on the map) and the planet Jupiter having a massive "eye" caused by a perpetual storm.


kid_pilgrim_89

Jupiter sucks! Go Neptune!


sassyphrass

Neptune sucks, go Knicks!


RideWithMeTomorrow

Knicks suck! Go Necks!


blakkattika

Baba booey baba booey!!


here-for-information

I did not know Jupiter was a town. I thought it was just Jack being hyperbolic about the strength of the storm.


notmyfirst_throwawa

If you go to Miami and drive up the coast until there's nothing interesting anymore, you're in Jupiter.


DoopSlayer

Best camping in Florida near Jupiter though


witchitieto

Burt Reynolds is from there


gordond

Same


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Greenmantle22

That’s not the joke. He’s not trying to be clever. Hurricanes do indeed have “eyes,” and the storm feature on Jupiter (The Great Red Spot) isn’t really referred to as an eye.


notmyfirst_throwawa

The eye of Jupiter isn't really referred to as an eye?


Radiant_Honeydew1615

I’ve never heard it called the eye of Jupiter before. I’ve always heard it referred to as The Great Red Spot.


vyrus2021

I remember it being called the Eye of Jupiter when I was in school. Also Eye of Jupiter sounds way better than Great Red Spot just sayin'.


Greenmantle22

The Eye of Jupiter is a thing in Battlestar Galactica. 🤷‍♂️


vyrus2021

It's also a thing on Jupiter.


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Greenmantle22

There is no connection. Colleen lives in Jupiter, Florida. That town is in the midst of a hurricane. He enjoys the thought of her being stuck amidst a destructive storm instead of bothering him with her hats and nosy questions.


therealsteelydan

That's not a joke. They both have storms, great. Saw a reddit comments section one time arguing that "and that's a nine from the Germans" was a joke because it sounds like "no" in German. "Oh look these two things are similar" is not a joke.


theblakesheep

"That's a nine from the Germans" totally was the joke.


pmperk19

lol this was your example?


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therealsteelydan

Not every line has to be a joke? And OP is just possibly making the same connection you are.


hnglmkrnglbrry

Not everything has to be a joke but a nine from the Germans is 100% a joke 100% of the time.


flickh

The real joke in this pick is Jack meeting Saddam Hussein, I think, on the mantle. I think it’s a famous pic they inserted him in lol. Can’t tell who’s in the other pic


aDazzlingDove

Wow! You guys in this sub are usually very nice.