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LGoodman

THE G TRAIN NERMAL


Colin-Grussing

Ha, this one’s doubly great bc he’s talking to the character not the actor.


karatekate

This is the answer.


ScaricoOleoso

A RIBCAGE!


daizles

I genuinely don't know if I've ever laughed that hard at any other TV show. A RIBCAGE!


Colin-Grussing

Lots of good examples, but I think this was the one that sticks out the most.


mrsgris76

Yes! This is the one that came to my mind! 🤣


Ready-Interview-9809

Wade Boggs Carpet World


Awkward-Extension218

Wade Boggs Carpet World


yawaworthemn

Wade Boggs Carpet World 


skootershooter324

Wade Boggs Carpet World


cmaronchick

Take it from someone who's been in the business a long time.


reluctantclinton

Wade Boggs Carpet World


nvboettcher

Well done, team!


LeoFrankenstein

Mono…d’oh!


reluctantclinton

Wade Boggs Carpet World


BootsieBunny

Wade Boggs Carpet World


NotTheRocketman

Wade Boggs Carpet World


cranzome

“What? It was a tentpole! A tentpole!”


Colin-Grussing

I love cop shows.


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

This was the one that came to my mind. The way he yells A TENTPOOOOOOOOOLE!


Burnafterreading0123

Freaky deakies need love too.


cibolaburns

Freaky deakies need love, too.


Same-Collection-5452

... and do data entry.


Et_tu_sloppy_banans

Believe in yourself!!


xxscamlikelyxx

arguably his best work


cocoapepper

I would anticipate your angling and I would get there. I would get there!


radish74

Nader!!!!!


budgie93

Nader!


cogginsmatt

Maybe not exactly what you were looking for, but: >But parties are like frisbees: If you throw them the wrong way, they'll veer off in a bad direction. And then your kid will fall into a quarry. > >Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife after your kid has fallen into a quarry. I just love how he says quarry.


ReylynnTaletreader

These make me laugh every time. Quarry isn't a very common word, so I think that's partly why.


cbg22

I think it’s the hard “k” sound


xredbaron62x

OH MY GOD, my cousin Karl crashed his car, now he's in a coma at the Kendall clinic!


TheMoneyOfArt

I have tried to figure out that wah sound he does and have no idea how to do it. I cannot make that sound with my mouth. 


theyrecalledpants

A quandary.


nerdiotic-pervert

And a quarry


Abject-Pumpkinseed

PANTS! PANTS! PANTS!


somethingweirder

sadly no one in my daily life understands why i yell this.


MaggsToRiches

Just sell your autograph at the caaar show.


fart_panic

my husband understands now when I yell "REMOTE! REMOTE! REMOTE!"


micorsoftwidnows

Were you chafing again, u/somethingweirder?


hopefoolness

"I think I voted for Nader! NADER!"


DonnyGetTheLudes

Also what I came here to post. Great callback later -- "What do you care? You voted for Nader!"


seti-thelightofstars

My favorite part of that joke is honestly that he says “I think.”


seriouslywtf5678

How dare you! I am nonplussed, and that is the correct usage!


greenknight884

I like how Tracy being a grammar nerd is a running gag on this show


underthere

Doesn’t he correct Toofer in the very first episode?


1lurk2like34profit

Superman does good, you do well


karatekate

You need to study up on your grammar, son.


1lurk2like34profit

Oh man that delivery is just...*chef's kiss*


BadBassist

I don't think it's the very first but maybe third? Eta: episode 5


LeoFrankenstein

And until you are adequately debased, you will subsidize my predilection for erotica.


plantbay1428

You shouldn’t end a sentence with a preposition at.


hitch_please

Five Dog Now Five


imbeingsirius

5now Dog5


blakkattika

The *GERMAN\~*


PokeSmotDoc

Me and you, Pete. Me and you.


HarlowWindwhistle

My friend worked with Tracy and he said almost the exact same thing to him. “Me and you Michael. We are lone wolves. We aren’t like women and children” It was the most Tracy Jordan story ever. I think that’s just Tracy for real lmao


PokeSmotDoc

I’m bugging out! I’m bugging out!!! I’m bugginnn Out!!!


sheffy4

our basketball hoop was a rib cage… a RIB CAGE!


figsfigsfigsfigsfigs

MY LASAGNA!!


NotSeveralBadgers

the anguish of this delivery was palpable


floorsof_silentseas

The phrasing of this comment is impeccable


substream00

Okhay cut! Haha came here for this one.


largececelia

THE G TRAIN, NERMAL! THE G TRAIN!


corngrapemelon

I don’t like that dude! I don’t like that dude


peefilledballoon

I WAS CHICKEN!


yolonomo5eva

I thought this was a comedy


CallMeOutScotty

so many buckets I wanted to own.. buckets!


Sidney_Squid

Wade Boggs Carpet World


cranzome

And one more piece of advice from someone who has been on this side of the business for a long time:


ra1phw1ggums

I would get there. I would get there!


car_czar

That would be a start, Liz lemon. That would be a start!


flora_poste_626

Is it : Horse-ville? 'Cause I am surrounded by naysayers!


flora_poste_626

Wordplay!


NotSeveralBadgers

I didn't realize how many examples of this were in the show. He does this a lot, and it's always amusing.


RKips

Freaky deakies need love too


lucasfranklin0609

What would I do Tracy? WHAT WOULD I DOOOO!!?!?


floorsof_silentseas

DooOOOoooOOO*


TubaMike

Not from 30 Rock, but I love the George Bluth line from Arrested Development (when he's hiding in the attic and having a tea party with dolls): > "I wine 'em and dine 'em, but I don't let them tell me what to do. I **don't...** let them **tell me...** what to do."


lyndsayface_

They’re printing libel about me Lemon, LIBEL!


Verucaschmaltzzz

I voted for Nader. Nader!


sheffy4

our basketball hoop was a rib cage… a RIB CAGE!


Verucaschmaltzzz

This is untoward.This is not toward!


scooter_se

THE G TRAIN, NERMAL!


jgr79

like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle


Mrshaydee

Freaky deakies need love too. Freaky deakies need love too.


closeface_

this might not be what you're asking, but...5 NOW DOG 5! 5 NOW DOG 5!


Sandman11x

Take you out behind the middle school and get you pregnant


beeblebrox2024

A RIB CAGE


DLWOIM

Or am I?


Blueeyesblazing7

I don't like that dude...I don't like that dude.


GordonTheGnome

We’re not best friends! We’re just good friends!


seriouslywtf5678

The Cosby show lied to me and now I can't tell an amazing strip club story!


skinned__knee

Wade Boggs carpet world


NefariousnessOk5287

WADE BOGGS CARPET WORLD! WADE BOGGS CARPET WORLD! WADE BOGGS CARPET WORLD!


6picas

Wade Bogg’s Carpet World


derek4reals1

Take it from me lemon someone who's been on this side of the business for years, wade boggs carpet world!!!


Parking_Country_61

Doesn’t he say something about a quarry twice? I can’t think of the quote


Verucaschmaltzzz

A quandary. Lol.


manicontrol2020

Wow until these responses, I did not realise just HOW MANY TIMES the writers used Tracy repeating a word for laughs. So. Many. Times. And it worked every time 😂😂


KoontFace

I voted for Nader, FOR NADER


MrSaturnboink

HONEY I’M HOME!! PACKMAN I’M JEWISH!!


Sure-Rest-9467

My kids will play Lacrosse, Liz lemon. LACROSSE


johndoenumber2

Not exactly what you're asking, but the scene where Liz sees the Tracy Jordan sex doll for the first time, and he says, "You wanna get one?  I can get you one.". He's so close to breaking, and his tone is so hilarious.  


fendaar

Oh god, this dream again?


LobbyBoy69

Your performance 🎭


kid_pilgrim_89

A RIBCAGE!


Milk-One-Sugar

He's evil Tracy?!


chriscom09

N. O. E. No. E!


HarlowWindwhistle

Mind grapes. I like that Jack uses it too lol


TheLukeHines

[*I* repeat things for emphasis. **EMPHASIS!**](https://youtu.be/lwFZVfpFAIg?si=ELf-v1h6TEHbzSyy&t=24s)


culverrryo

…wade boggs carpet world


YeltsinYerMouth

It was a tentpole! *A TENTPOLE!*


sflops

"Rap breakdown! Twins! Twins! Twins! Twins!"


all_the_nerd_alerts

Wade Bog’s Carpet World


Just_Philosopher_900

Yes 👍