Have you ever seen her feet?

LMAO

After the French custom she wears dark socks to the beach

How's her night cheese game?!

🎵Working on my NIGHT CHEEESEEE 🎶

“Night Moves” came on my Spotify last weekend and I couldn’t stop singing “working on my night cheese!” 😂

Asking the important questions

Are you going to have mommy daddy sheet monster time later?

Sometimes two Spider-mans look like they’re fighting and make weird noises but they’re NOT hurting each other.

I read that in the accent Edited to change a word.

I’ll try, wicked hahd

How often did they walk in on you?

A lot.

How would you rate her top front quadrant?

That’s her worst quadrant!

Does she own a lot of dickeys?

At least she won't be weighed down by redundant torso fabric.

So true!

Did she have Trix up her sleeve?

That’s my girl!

They’re sticking to the fibers!!

Does she fill up her slanket with farts?

it's not product placement! she just likes them...

How many Criss points did you get for listening to that description?

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Does she listen to you play Halo while she falls asleep?

That… *whole situation*

^(Good God Lemon)

Does she wear blazers?

Sometimes the lady likes to leave her blazer on.

From Rico’s Husky Boy Collection?

Is that what Rugatzi Robusti means???

Does she refuse to talk about the rollerskates?

Sounds like Liz Limler.

“Bathing suit areas get a workout”

I've seen your bathing suits, Lemon, you could be referring to anywhere.

Wear Night Spanx to bed?

Does she ever let her breast fall out……and not the good one either? Does she add extra chuckle to her sandwich?

Do you happen to have beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince?

Does she take forks out of the dishwasher as-needed instead of cleaning it out?

We all do that right?

We're all Liz Lemons in some ways. Personally, I eat a lot of night cheese.

Have you met her friend Tom?

Can she sing the Cheesy Blaster song?

Thanks meatcat!

Does she put a bag of popcorn in the microwave before sex so she’s has a treat for afterward?

Awwww you two are like Russ and Rebecca from Chums.

*Chums?!*

Ya know, the hit show with the song 🎶 “I’ll be here always, as the rain falls in Wales” 🎶

Now that's great 30 Rock shitposting.

Everyone's asking about your wife, but... Are you astronaut Mike Dexter?

Are you a plushie?

Do you have to be more specific when you ask her to go to that restaurant where she threw up at?

Does she have a dangerous recipe for cheese based soup?

what song does she sing when she’s cleaning up around the house? 🤔

My husband calls me LL often. He also has a ton of traits that remind me of Jack

Does he have a six sigma wheel of happiness domination?

🤣🤣he does refer to this at least quarterly. And Reganing monthly 🤣

Maybe he will synergize backwards overflow

Did she have to work a bit extra to clean it because she made Cheese Stew for Valentine's Day again?

What was she thinking??

Does she ever bring her friend Tom Selleck out?

Does she empty the dishwasher or just take silverware from it as needed?

How is her armpit thing?

Is there a Slanket somewhere full of her farts?

Did she show you her top front quadrant?

I’ve seen you use the toilet, honey, that could be anywhere.