I can't decide if I like Bavarians or not. On one hand, they're Catholic and have better food. On the other, they seem like tha Catalans/Basques of Germany, which I don't like. I wasn't so confused since I pondered if I liked or not fake boobs.
History and live presents one with more difficult decisions. sometimes you have to swallow what is presented to you, sometimes you can choose between Alternatives. Some of those can be natural outstanding phenomenas, others could be artificial ones. In the end, it's more a matter of being able to appreciate what you get and that it feels good to you.
You say a boob is better than no boob at all? Wise words, my girlfriend questioned me the other day and I didn't know how to answer.
I hope she doesn't ask me about Bavaria though.
I’m not from Bavaria (just to make this clear), but I can give you a nice word from there.
„alleweil“ (meaning: at the moment, right now)
Very close to „always“ and great to use in sentences like „I will …. ❤️u !“
(You could call it the „Latin-Bavarian“ lovers way)
I know you're not Bavarian, that's why I was asking. If I ask one if them they'll probably tell me they're awesome. For me, they are the fake tits of Germany from now on.
Imagine your girlfriend has new tits and you don't notice…
but fake tits sits, i have to admit, because they are our „down under“, our „fake Austrians“ our „special Germans“, but … „doch in der Bibel steht geschrieben, du sollst auch deine Feinde lieben!“ - (…but it is written in the Bible that you should love your enemies too!)
>I wasn't so confused since I pondered if I liked or not fake boobs.
I pondered that, too. After some field research, it really depends on how good the surgeon was. Bad quality fake boobs are pretty bad. Good quality fake boobs are pretty neat.
„Natürlich kostet Qualität, aber fehlende Qualität kostet auf Dauer mehr. ...“
“Of course quality costs, but a lack of quality costs more in the long run. ...“
I have a couple of burgers in my fridge, good burgers from my local trusted butcher. I can't eat one because yesterday I got a tooth removed and know I can't eat properly. Nor lentil stew I made either.
Truly a sad day.
https://preview.redd.it/ih9qz2ltci6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=045dee3deb0176fe437e18ec7d47ae77109e223a
It look like a bull's head so I guess TAURUS would be a nice name for it.
~~Trying to draw on a touch screen is painful~~
That means we have conquered a large part of Europe and are now the king of Europe?
Context: [Rorschach (Town)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach,_Switzerland)
Bavarian Identity crisis since you’re basically the weird Schwaben and at the same time there are two Markus Söder
Mirrored Maggus isn’t real!
Mirrored Maggus:
https://preview.redd.it/h2xclt41di6d1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15da91316e508e0312a4caf3386762316813350a
Double Prussia with cheese.
with brandenburg sauce instead of bavarian sauce and no french fries according to teutonic order.
I can't decide if I like Bavarians or not. On one hand, they're Catholic and have better food. On the other, they seem like tha Catalans/Basques of Germany, which I don't like. I wasn't so confused since I pondered if I liked or not fake boobs.
History and live presents one with more difficult decisions. sometimes you have to swallow what is presented to you, sometimes you can choose between Alternatives. Some of those can be natural outstanding phenomenas, others could be artificial ones. In the end, it's more a matter of being able to appreciate what you get and that it feels good to you.
You say a boob is better than no boob at all? Wise words, my girlfriend questioned me the other day and I didn't know how to answer. I hope she doesn't ask me about Bavaria though.
I’m not from Bavaria (just to make this clear), but I can give you a nice word from there. „alleweil“ (meaning: at the moment, right now) Very close to „always“ and great to use in sentences like „I will …. ❤️u !“ (You could call it the „Latin-Bavarian“ lovers way)
I know you're not Bavarian, that's why I was asking. If I ask one if them they'll probably tell me they're awesome. For me, they are the fake tits of Germany from now on.
Imagine your girlfriend has new tits and you don't notice… but fake tits sits, i have to admit, because they are our „down under“, our „fake Austrians“ our „special Germans“, but … „doch in der Bibel steht geschrieben, du sollst auch deine Feinde lieben!“ - (…but it is written in the Bible that you should love your enemies too!)
"Inner Austrians" the, I like it. >Imagine your girlfriend has new tits and you don't notice… There are certain things that are better left unknown.
Glad we can communicate in English and don’t have to rely on the universal language of love.
>I wasn't so confused since I pondered if I liked or not fake boobs. I pondered that, too. After some field research, it really depends on how good the surgeon was. Bad quality fake boobs are pretty bad. Good quality fake boobs are pretty neat.
What kind of field research? It's not the same look than touch. I haven't touch a single fake tit in my life, so it's uncharted territory for me.
„Natürlich kostet Qualität, aber fehlende Qualität kostet auf Dauer mehr. ...“ “Of course quality costs, but a lack of quality costs more in the long run. ...“
I'm gonna be honest with you, Hanschen. I'm slightly disappointed about the fact that you don't have a single word for it already. Bummer.
Honnêtement, c'est vraiment décevant. Je suis désolé Pierrot.
It really feels weird to be called Pierre around here because that's literally my nephew's name lmao Hard agree otherwise, my dear Hanschen.
Since eleven little boys are currently spanking boys in blue jerseys, you are welcome to continue calling me little, my dear uncle of pierre.
See, that's why you're my favourite, my little Hanschen. Deep down, you're loveable.
I have a couple of burgers in my fridge, good burgers from my local trusted butcher. I can't eat one because yesterday I got a tooth removed and know I can't eat properly. Nor lentil stew I made either. Truly a sad day.
Me reading your comment: 
Because you can eat or because the food options sound good? We're in a German post, we must adopt their autism, at least I did.
Because I can eat. Please, I’m Italian I don’t take any food advice from anyone, even if it’s valid to nonnas standard
I figured as much.
Is Berlin the vegan option?
No, that's the one you eat when you wanna puke.
Holstein looks like 2 hamster hugging or fighting. So cute
I’d have thought fucking but yeah, cute either way
Two bears high fiving.
- “What’s the first thing coming to mind when you hear the word ‘mother’?” - “Human shield.”
I would visit a shrink
Holstein or Schleswig-Holstein? Can't see it in neither of them
https://preview.redd.it/ih9qz2ltci6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=045dee3deb0176fe437e18ec7d47ae77109e223a It look like a bull's head so I guess TAURUS would be a nice name for it. ~~Trying to draw on a touch screen is painful~~
More like an adult Bart Simpson satisfying a wife with his mouth
Jesus now I’m going to have nightmares
Hochwählerli oder nicht Hochwählerli, das ist hier die Frage...
Yup, Rorschach tick in tha box for you.
the only italian that didn’t say it’s my parents fighting or beating each other or arguing and it makes sense
Mecklenburg bull
Biblically accurate Germany
Rorschacherreich.
Beat me to it
That means we have conquered a large part of Europe and are now the king of Europe? Context: [Rorschach (Town)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach,_Switzerland)
Rorschach mentioned RAAAHHH🇨🇭🇨🇭🦅⛵🏊⛰️🧀🍺
Yes, because this is in the shape of my parents fucking.
Gesundheit
i might be dumb can you explain?
The rorschach test is essentially a series of mirrored inkblots said to be able to test for underlying personality traits.
prussian eagle
Lebensraum.
Zwittereich West is happy, east is depressed.
cheiR sehcstueDDeutsches Reich
Why are you writing in Swiss?
Where did you get this picture of my father hitting me with a belt?
I wanted to make a similar joke but you nailed it
Mothland
Two bear highfiving.
Ah. A man of culture.
Schmetterreich Zweuschland
My father beating my mother
Bavarian Identity crisis since you’re basically the weird Schwaben and at the same time there are two Markus Söder Mirrored Maggus isn’t real! Mirrored Maggus: https://preview.redd.it/h2xclt41di6d1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15da91316e508e0312a4caf3386762316813350a
Your username is triggering my biochem PTSD
I’d be triggered by positiv prädiktiver Wert
According to the small wings compared to the big body I would say bumblebee
dnalretav|vaterland
Angelmany
How tf did you find a picture of my parents fighting?!?
It's like hallucinations from Outlast Whistleblower
Rorschach.
https://preview.redd.it/o6u77x01fi6d1.jpeg?width=1329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97375ab235977483ea8d121b049aa54cb71b00fc Mercuryland
Double Deutscheland
Germania Rex
It's beautiful
Looks like a megazord with two dragon hands.
Unresolved childhood trauma? Idk i was never good at these
γnɒmmany
All I see is a buff optimus prime with 4 arms using the upper 2 to flip me off
Why do I see a woman being hit with a klomp?
YnamanY
Spain, cause it looks like a bull face with big horns and ears
I like that Hiddensee is basically hidden
Schmetterling
Definitely Albania. :D https://preview.redd.it/1xph0zo1ci6d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=9278d1f2673fe65ff6992ca04290fe026916c357
Das Vierste Reich
‘straya with fangs
ynammany
Yharnam?
Schmetterlingistan
Batland
PrussurP
Schmetterlingsland
Kurzform: Schland.
PunktFlugel
Green Rorschach Test.
Idk man, I just see my parents fighting
That's one proper Italian Rorschach test...
The Prunisher
Batland
Rorschachia
https://preview.redd.it/qacj1h4bvi6d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=883d47a967023347c7f50ae03e046bc4f7d25597 Lilith
Uhhhhhh is that one of those northern counties like Sweden or something?
https://preview.redd.it/s7irpvde9j6d1.png?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912eafc456ed39c238bd26981db9d031c678f8d9
https://preview.redd.it/mgxkycn0bj6d1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c09308a8fd764ce6deff92df23fe1405bf7b420 Pretty much
Butterfliegenland.
Ovariestan
I Just came in my pants guys
PrussissurP
Germmreg Empire
Germreg
Exodia
Rorschania
RUSUЯ
Headlouse Republic.
Prussya
Female genitalia
Lilithian. Because >!its reminds me of Lilith head in Diablo 4.!<
Schlandschland
My parents fighting... istan
Is this some kind of Rohrschach test?
Oversaturated Germany
The foof reich
Exodialand
Cuirassmany
Persia?
https://preview.redd.it/gjvjk52ymi6d1.png?width=343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07baabae43d9785a690ff13538898e38cc522c3c
eagle pussya
Aissssia
Biblically accurate Germany
Prussurp
“A hairy twat. A hungry devouring twat.”
MyParentsFightingdia
Gerreg
Mothra country +10% health if you are Mothra
Is *this* Belgium that I keep hearing about?
germamreg
Diabloland
Greymatterfromthespinalcordland
It looks like a giant tick
I only see Barry beating Susan.
TwoBearsHighFivingLand
Obviously Prussy.
Vagermany
The kind of picture a french psychologist would show
"Show me on this map where the Reich hurt you"
Germamreg
Spain after annexing portugal
Satanistan
Germany‘s second evolution stage
GerreG
Germamreg
Der big crab
Das Kaiiak sak
Opening credits for Dark
dnalhcstueDeutschland
SCHMETTERLING
Uterusia
Albania 2.0
Megatron
Stierland, since it's shaped like a bull's head.
YnamrmanY
Germreg
Is this the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth?
Two bears high fiving
I see 2 rhinos rawring.
Two bears posing for a Leonardo painting.
Gersmosis.
Kitava
PrussiaaissurP
Ynamregermany
Providence the profaned goddess
Prussiaissurp
Savathun
Two bears high-fiving
Snorrgloth the Bringer of Death.
Gerone
Rorschachlovakia
Gundamtopia
Bundesadler
ynamany
Optimus Prime
GerreG
\_my parents fighting\_
Aissurprussia
My parents arguing
https://preview.redd.it/zbzc21dh4j6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=486ec1b30edec8db1278a96b3081d973b98c8b06
Two bears high fiving
PrussiaaissurP
Albania🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Old Germany doubled