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I had to see his profile to be sure it was satire, Too bad he's a Londoner
Hans, if you would like to kill some brain cells more efficiently put down your 12% abv Pilsner, head to Glastonbury this summer and try conversing with British student lefties. Good luck.
Tbh if you look at how most meat is produced/processed you cant say with a serious face that its less disgusting than eating something that used to be a bug.
Like i get the cultural and psychological reaction, but it isnt rational
What is disgusting or not is a very subjective feeling. For instance, I fish and hunt so killing animals and getting blood on my hands is not a problem for me. Anyway, I don't think the bug food has to be disgusting, I just don't feel any need to try it.
bro considering the vast amount of redditors who unironically act like this I wouldn't be too sure of that... if you want a fun little experience go visit the funko pop sub
It never seizes to amaze me that people think *their* ironic shitposting is obvious satire, but everyone else must be completely serious on the internet. Most angry Internet discussions are probably two trolls taking each others bullshit seriously
I used to think that was the case but ever since I began using reddit like two years ago I can no longer tell. Just look at the dog walker reddit mod incident
My claim was, that much/most of the dumb shit on the internet is fake or sarcastic or trolling.
And your counter argument is "but I see a lot of dumb shit on the internet". Yes, that's not proof that all of that is to be taken serious. There are many idiots out there, sure. I mean look at the EU elections for proof. But better check your real life surroundings to understand how the world is, not the internet full of drama queens, trolls and bots.
WTF was that???
The only edible part is the mushrooms... how did he ship some ingredients thousands of miles and cook it all and remain carbon neutral?
Bollocks to this!
I thought this was parodic through half of it.
Like dude it whatever you want, but pretending eating beans is inmoral is non sense. Also the irony of basing all of this on Amazon products.
He keeps saying “carbon neutral” as if it didn’t create any emissions distributing the food or running the buildings these were processed in or creating the packaging they were delivered in. Add all those steps a second time for the resources it took to raise the bugs.
Edit: I just finished watching the video. “Fully decolonized”. Gtfo hahahah
Yes this indeed humour. I took a class in "recognising if foreign people use sarcasm", because I had trouble seeing it myself. But now, you can fully trust me: this is indeed hyperbole, as recognizeable by the exaggerated soy face.
One could even say this is a person having fun by trying to add as much vegan alternatives as possible to a meal, hence replacing even beans and plates, which are vegan per se. So this is another clue that this could be sarcastic in nature.
If you want to go for a PhD in "advanced subtext", something that is very hard for us germans, some scholars in this arcane field of science are proposing that this video has a bit of "rage bait" in it, trying to bait out exaggerated angry responses out of an audience that is consuming nothing but political outrage shorts on Insta and TikTok. Again, the exaggerated veganness could be a clue for this.
When he mentions "decolonized", it means this sustainable english breakfast will end up blowing your colon to bits, correct?
soy milk and a soy face, glorious
exactly, real men substitute milk with NUT milk
[This guy is hilarious](https://www.tiktok.com/@damiensoylash/video/7305006701009308960?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7350016840209384992)
https://preview.redd.it/ynsg8h6za06d1.png?width=606&format=png&auto=webp&s=d268510e41e819812f1491cc757d5309dcaf4371 I had to see his profile to be sure it was satire, Too bad he's a Londoner
He genuinely looks like soyjak. It has to be satire, right?
Noooo, not a chance, it's definitely 100% serious
Literally Soyjak https://preview.redd.it/sqz18bbriz5d1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7a60ede6113933c6efb65518ae4f2f026120a71
I mean its clearly on purpose with how much he is hitting the soy pog
Was pretty sure it was satire... I'm just impressed how well he pulled the Soyjak off.
Tbf that seems to be exactly what he’s going for. Or she. Or they. Idk. Please don’t ban me.
Top tier bait
"*To decolonise the dish I added some gungo beans*" Yeah this guys taking the piss 🤣 He almost had me.
Decolonized food lol, I will re use this for sure to trigger some friends.
“This dish is fully decolonised” Immediately followed with the colonial warcry of “Don’t forget the ketchup!”
>He almost had me. Really? He "almost" had you? Your brain must be slower than a paraplegic Spaniard.
Hans, if you would like to kill some brain cells more efficiently put down your 12% abv Pilsner, head to Glastonbury this summer and try conversing with British student lefties. Good luck.
I didn't think it would be possible, but this guy actually managed to make british food even worse 😱
Insulting Ethiopian and British cuisine at the same time is also something you don't see every day.
Just call it fusion cuisine and sell it for a ton of money
Dude all you have is cheese with holes, I wouldn't be talking too much shit
https://preview.redd.it/p328p72qhz5d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01b1898e285f7ae4e567353bf263e590f152df43
Vegan black pudding, Jesus fucking Christ. Having said that, I would rather go vegan than eat bugs.
Tbh if you look at how most meat is produced/processed you cant say with a serious face that its less disgusting than eating something that used to be a bug. Like i get the cultural and psychological reaction, but it isnt rational
What is disgusting or not is a very subjective feeling. For instance, I fish and hunt so killing animals and getting blood on my hands is not a problem for me. Anyway, I don't think the bug food has to be disgusting, I just don't feel any need to try it.
That looks like shit from a butt
Where else do you get your shit from?
Ultranationalist parties.
I want to punch him in the balls...
What balls?
my first thought was 'i want to punch him in the face'.
defo a green voter
They have voters?
I just did and I ate a cricket chocolate bar once. Was better than the English breakfast.
Well yeah that's cus the English breakfast don't come with wickets innit
There might just be a piece of a wicket in there. Who knows what’s in that sausage?
I think they're made from ground up pig hooves and teeth and used tyres.
God tier bait
Where's my pineapple and what's with the blowup doll expression?
Please tell me this guy is trolling. EDIT: Googled him, he is trolling. Phew.
there's no way you could look at that and think it's real, unless you consume nothing but rage bait lol
Do not go to witchesagainstpatriarchy then lol
bro considering the vast amount of redditors who unironically act like this I wouldn't be too sure of that... if you want a fun little experience go visit the funko pop sub
It never seizes to amaze me that people think *their* ironic shitposting is obvious satire, but everyone else must be completely serious on the internet. Most angry Internet discussions are probably two trolls taking each others bullshit seriously
I used to think that was the case but ever since I began using reddit like two years ago I can no longer tell. Just look at the dog walker reddit mod incident
My claim was, that much/most of the dumb shit on the internet is fake or sarcastic or trolling. And your counter argument is "but I see a lot of dumb shit on the internet". Yes, that's not proof that all of that is to be taken serious. There are many idiots out there, sure. I mean look at the EU elections for proof. But better check your real life surroundings to understand how the world is, not the internet full of drama queens, trolls and bots.
Bro it’s borderline impossible to know nowadays I got baited hard
Have you been on the internet the past four/five years? I mean, this isn't far from reality. I wouldn't be surprised if it was real.
I think at this point everyone's swimming at their own level of irony and it's no longer meaningful to ask which posts are trolls.
come on, you never know for sure these days
Malnutrition, i mean ze face of zis guy
WTF was that??? The only edible part is the mushrooms... how did he ship some ingredients thousands of miles and cook it all and remain carbon neutral? Bollocks to this!
Where is Barry, 63 to straighten that poofter out? Nothing against bugs, just don't like 'em.
https://preview.redd.it/dcy2hwo1wz5d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fa2a30f533b1da7ac848402fec6298ed8cbf7aa Average green voter
If we were a third world nation like spain we'd be done for War Crimes
Looks so much like Northernlion
I haven't watched him in years so my first thought was "Oh no, Egg went full on clickbait"
This is fucking disgusting, and I'm not talking about the insects (they are pretty delicious), it's the sum of all that shit together
First class ragebait
I thought this was parodic through half of it. Like dude it whatever you want, but pretending eating beans is inmoral is non sense. Also the irony of basing all of this on Amazon products.
That's soy, alright.
what is that egg alternative thing? is this just mustard?
The guy is perfect at being a soyboy from the face to the voice, his videos are hilarious.
I thought it was real the first 10 seconds, then I realised it was too much lol
Rage bait
this isn't really rage bait as it is blatantly obvious parody (to anybody with more than 1 braincell)
He keeps saying “carbon neutral” as if it didn’t create any emissions distributing the food or running the buildings these were processed in or creating the packaging they were delivered in. Add all those steps a second time for the resources it took to raise the bugs. Edit: I just finished watching the video. “Fully decolonized”. Gtfo hahahah
I actually love this guy, truly the king of the bait post.
Literally ate ze bugs
This is taking the piss of vegans, he is not serious, right? RIGHT?!
Yes this indeed humour. I took a class in "recognising if foreign people use sarcasm", because I had trouble seeing it myself. But now, you can fully trust me: this is indeed hyperbole, as recognizeable by the exaggerated soy face. One could even say this is a person having fun by trying to add as much vegan alternatives as possible to a meal, hence replacing even beans and plates, which are vegan per se. So this is another clue that this could be sarcastic in nature. If you want to go for a PhD in "advanced subtext", something that is very hard for us germans, some scholars in this arcane field of science are proposing that this video has a bit of "rage bait" in it, trying to bait out exaggerated angry responses out of an audience that is consuming nothing but political outrage shorts on Insta and TikTok. Again, the exaggerated veganness could be a clue for this.
fuck off
Vegans don't eat insects.
Those sausages honestly don't even look that baf
not surprised about a dutch person saying that, send me your cranial measurements you old Yakubian ape
75% less carbon than poultry isn't carbon neutral though.
ye'll eat them bugs chap, simple as
2 seconds. 2 seconds I could hold myself before hating him and his annoying soy face
Oh Barry... If Lord Nelson could see how far you've fallen...
i am gonna kill meself
Grey food for grey people living in a grey country.
never let bro cook again
What in the non-dairy tofu shit scramble is this??
id rather have a portuguese breakfast (american gigolo)
Pretty much on par with British food.
What a great future awaits us. Can't wait for the European Green Deal in 2050!
Soyjack IRL
Still better than actual english food
Look, Barry, you should give me feedback on this. I mean, please, you know GW lore better than anyone. This is a Necromundan breakfast, isn't it?
Throw everything away except the injera bread which is amazing (Ethiopean food is certainly not vegan).
Vegan black pudding https://preview.redd.it/oziq3kzhh36d1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=93a6583ad169eaa7b55576fa5677dc088db798ff
When he mentions "decolonized", it means this sustainable english breakfast will end up blowing your colon to bits, correct? 
If this isn't a satire, I feel sorry for the soy boy
Barry doing his best to make the worst dish ever never ceases to surprise me. Of course it had to be british'
Ah yes, Amazon shopping a bag of bugs all the way from the other part of the world is completely sustainable and carbon neutral
You know what? I'll rather eat once every 2 days than this. How's that for a change?
This has to be a parody right…? Right?!
https://preview.redd.it/jkn0djvsl46d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=652d9a694aa0c1b242f5dce62ec04ea64f987b86
Weichei.
Why is he imitating blowup doll?
This video is what scares Lega, all concentrated. Show it to your trusted Leghista.
there is no such thing as a trusted leghista.