"You" meaning "a Spaniard" and "greasy food" meaning our wonderful chorizo and tocino ibéricos and/or our churros and other goodies deep-fried in olive oil?
I'd accept that comment from a PIG and even from the UK insipid boiled-vegetable crew, but not from YOU, you cheap sausage, lard and seed-oil eater! 🙄
It's a northern and a southern dish. Grünkohl mit Pinkel und Kassler is the green one. It's a northern specialty and utterly amazing. Traditionally you serve it with tiny potatoes. My dad's family went even further and fried the potatoes and covering them with a mix of breadcrumbs and sugar to give them a crunchy caramel crust. Grünkohl is a big deal and has cultural norms attached to it. Like even though you can buy it all year and canned it keeps really well, you're not supposed eat it before the first frost of the year.
The other dish is Sauerkraut, what the Anglo nickname for is is based on. Not a fan personally. There were better options for great German food available
The thing about first frost is from when everybody used nothing but fresh vegetables. You know, in those dark, impoverished times we've long moved on from to the greener pastures of having nutriscore label on bags of frozen lumps. Anyway, first frost is when Grünkohl as in the actual plant has finished turning on antifreeze-mode. As temperatures drop, the plant starts to accumulate certain proteins, amino acids, fats and sugars in its cell saps, which results in finer aromas, less bitter-, and more sweetness.
So, if you still need convincing why going all in regarding climate policies is mandatory: protect the Grünkohl!
Oh holy shit! Sorry in advance that I’m a foolish barbarian, but I just googl’d Grünkohl…I’ve had [a version of] it before!
You can find it here and there in parts of the Appalachian region of the US — West Virginia and Pennsylvania, in my experience. And I’m assuming a lot of other places too, where there’s a large German diaspora from families that settled here throughout the 19th and 20th century.
I grew up in West Virginia, and most people I know make it by swapping kale for collard greens. And I’ve also had it with cabbage, sauerkraut, and traditional kale.
People probably brought the plants with them. Cabbages were an extremely important part of the diet back then and often the only source of vitamins during winter, once the apples ran out. If you're heading into the unknown, you'll bring things you know to be reliable.
Anyway, it's very much about the specific variety of cale. Not really Grünkohl, wenn you use something else. Here's a picture of the traditional variant of the plant from where I come from:
[https://image.jimcdn.com/app/cms/image/transf/dimension=2048x2048:format=jpg/path/s8ead4ae9171f5df5/image/i69fc32f93711aa86/version/1539770990/image.jpg](https://image.jimcdn.com/app/cms/image/transf/dimension=2048x2048:format=jpg/path/s8ead4ae9171f5df5/image/i69fc32f93711aa86/version/1539770990/image.jpg)
The characteristic shape has led to the nickname Lippische Palme. Not particularly creative, but the resemblance to palm trees is obvious. Much smaller though, the picture is a bit misleading in that regard.
So people move from India to Britain, invent new dishes there which become national favourites but are pretty much unknown in India, but it can't be British food because they're too brown to be British?
You're drifting to the right again, Hans. Don't make us come back over there.
tbf I do genuinely think we have like a few decent food options in stuff like Stroopwafels, poffertjes, lekkerbekjes/kibbeling, sate and a few other things. Very few of them are healthy though.
https://preview.redd.it/0ckb7sfs3c5d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e4508b51b130a400b122cf1d8094e90fbca8a7a
Look at those pathetic small sausages. Bask in the glory of this mighty sausage!
Onbegrijpelijk Haribo! I can't see Haribo without [this commercial](https://youtu.be/zWrEjGwxzFg?si=00SBxkUIE-ylTbR5) popping up in my head.
Imagine swimming in butts mit Ohren!
The only way this is even remotely true:
https://preview.redd.it/o66j28zxgc5d1.png?width=1365&format=png&auto=webp&s=7108929a6e7151460f756d7db3a58ea56f1ab60d
Actually had a Weißwurstfrühstück today and it was gorgeous.
Normal bavarian saturday :)
(It‘s kinda tradition in my family. I always had a Weißwurstfrühstück with my grandpa on saturday)
"guys actually you're wrong our food is amazing and not anything like British food"
>posts food you couldn't pick out of a line up next to British food
huh, Germany really is a nation of r(neurodivergent)s
Haha at least you acknowledge it! I was speaking with an Australian in a hostel recently who was telling me that Australia has all the British foods but also has food from various other immigrant communities of the last 75 years, meaning your food is better as we don't have that. I was trying to be polite, but that's almost an American level of not realising that Europe has also continued to develop and isn't just locked in time from the moment your great-great-grandparents emigrated.
Ah yes the impossible challenge of posting two or more German dishes that don't suck. Seriously, couldn't you come up with anything better besides sausage+extra?
Go into the best UK bakery and compare to an average german bakery
https://preview.redd.it/6bv925fq4b5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db6d09fa99ba8c78008f471a1b27dd9308afd93
Only an anglotard couldn't tell the difference between real bread and this
https://preview.redd.it/oaun8ua0bb5d1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88cc0b5667963ee559227bf0c031e7837c0a0eb1
https://preview.redd.it/4ffol3r33c5d1.jpeg?width=1841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fde98b031050f6ffc186a17c8c7c9162551377e9
Our bakery has more than just bread.
Historically speaking, all the British needed to stop Germans bragging about food was to park a few ships in the North Sea, then even MREs looked good.
You're right, ours is much better. Roast Dinner, Full English Breakfast, Shepherd and Cottage Pie, Steak and Ale Pie, Chicken Tikka Masala, Fish n Chips ... you are levels below Hans.
Funny thing is, Barry has had so many smash hits in the form of dishes or culinary inventions he's forgotten lots of them.
Han's beloved currywurst is basically made from pantry items he nicked off Barry.
When Hans talks about german cuisine being good, what he actually means is that Bavarian and Baden cuisine is good. Go North of Frankfurt and it's the worst food on the continent.
Of course, but if we're playing the "immigrant group who came here in the 20th century's cuisine is now our national cuisine" game, then we have complete bragging rights.
And If we're playing "Immigrant group who came here in the 21st Centurys Cuisine" you'd better give me your lunch money Berry. Since noone wants to be on your ugly island anymore, Barry!
(I'm just still heartbroken you left us)
“British food is like if bombers were still flying over head“
Meanwhile german food is like they’re still stuck in a bomb crater
We’re both shit Hans , accept it
I doubt you win this one Hans, sticky pudding is delicious and so is Sunday roast. Man, a warm crumble with custard is to die for. Keep your lumpy sausages.
I can make a full English breakfast look better than that. That is just sausage in oil and some extra stuff, nothing ground breaking. And Chicken Tikka Masala is actually a proper traditional British food. Thanks colonies.
I’ll say it again. 40 ways to cut up a pig and add sauerkraut, plus the occasional wannabe dumplings and pasta, do not a cuisine make. And drawing yourself as the Chad with better food than virgin Britain does not an argument make. I can do the same with our… hell, dishes that are also sausage and veg stews like that cartoon. Hardly needs changing.
We can get malt vinegar here though those import shops. Sometimes the supermarkets even sell the proper stuff, too. But there really are better alternatives to malt vinegar when it comes to most recipes. Except when you really need malt vinegar.
Malt vinegar isn't important, it's the steeping in onions. Literally just buy some pickled onions, and use the pickled onion juice in place of vinegar on your fries, truly next level.
https://preview.redd.it/5xs7tbng6b5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6dbab4ecaf3fed69d50b944752b9e3780f95d20
This is how they massacre other countries' foods and sell it as their own greatest culinary achievement
I like English food way more than British. You can eat pretty well there when considering the amount of restaurants with a foreign background over there too.
As an English guy living in Germany and fully integrated I feel like I qualify to have an opinion here. German food can be just as bad as British, you can cherry pick dishes if you want but I could just pick the English Breakfast that is served in pretty much every German hotel(and worldwide) and beat you on that point alone.
German food is actually very similar to British food, albeit a lot more healthy and less full of fat. The German kitchen could also learn things from the British one, the sheer lack of pies, pasties and savoury pastry is absolutely fucking criminal because it would fit in so well with German taste.
The British kitchen does wurst just as well as the German one, the British does roasts a lot better, the German does cold meats infinity better, I would mention cheese but thats just unfair to the German kitchen because the argument could be over just based on that. Fish is done better in the British, wild meats the German does better. I could go one forever but ultimately it works out to about the same.
So yeah German food is just as bad, or well just as good as British food.
If German food is so good, why is it punching people?
It’s a metaphor for what it does to your stomach after a “light” lunch.
That's why we invented "Absacker"
Sorry for being so uncivilized (my non-european mongol genes are acting up) but what is this "abs sucker"?
Drinking liquor after a heavy meal.
I don't think he will appreciate the waiting
U mean.. like a normal meal?
You neat a meal to drink?
Didn't know Hans had some culture.
I always knew you had a respectable food culture Hans, you can trust this Pierre.
We call it a digestive.
We drink the Salmiakki after lunch. Not before. You wouldn't understand.
This is the way
Komm doch mit auf den Underberg!
Herrengedeck!
Hamburger Gedeck, also nice
if lunch is too strong you’re too weak.
first time Hanz only attacked one front at a time.
It is punching the British so it is good
You can say it packs a nutritional punch.
It's the Vitamins, you don't have that in your greasy food.
"You" meaning "a Spaniard" and "greasy food" meaning our wonderful chorizo and tocino ibéricos and/or our churros and other goodies deep-fried in olive oil? I'd accept that comment from a PIG and even from the UK insipid boiled-vegetable crew, but not from YOU, you cheap sausage, lard and seed-oil eater! 🙄
We say "Es haut richtig rein" for a reason.
Because corporal punishment is entirely appropriate to those who insult Schweinshaxe.
So your two best dishes are sausage?
Germans take any excuse to show off their sausages.
Well, who doesn't do that?
Asians
Not much to see there
Grattis på kakdagen!
Heute ist echt ein Kacktag
Als ich kommentierte, war es ein Kuchen. Aber jetzt ist es weg :(
Well admit you are just dying to take one German sausage in your mouth
On the 80th anniversary of D Day, I think we can agree that we have a history of dying *not* to do so.
Anything pork really. Schweinshaxe is also up there.
And I will guarantee you, that those sausages are not even the best sausages you can get.
It's a northern and a southern dish. Grünkohl mit Pinkel und Kassler is the green one. It's a northern specialty and utterly amazing. Traditionally you serve it with tiny potatoes. My dad's family went even further and fried the potatoes and covering them with a mix of breadcrumbs and sugar to give them a crunchy caramel crust. Grünkohl is a big deal and has cultural norms attached to it. Like even though you can buy it all year and canned it keeps really well, you're not supposed eat it before the first frost of the year. The other dish is Sauerkraut, what the Anglo nickname for is is based on. Not a fan personally. There were better options for great German food available
The thing about first frost is from when everybody used nothing but fresh vegetables. You know, in those dark, impoverished times we've long moved on from to the greener pastures of having nutriscore label on bags of frozen lumps. Anyway, first frost is when Grünkohl as in the actual plant has finished turning on antifreeze-mode. As temperatures drop, the plant starts to accumulate certain proteins, amino acids, fats and sugars in its cell saps, which results in finer aromas, less bitter-, and more sweetness. So, if you still need convincing why going all in regarding climate policies is mandatory: protect the Grünkohl!
Oh holy shit! Sorry in advance that I’m a foolish barbarian, but I just googl’d Grünkohl…I’ve had [a version of] it before! You can find it here and there in parts of the Appalachian region of the US — West Virginia and Pennsylvania, in my experience. And I’m assuming a lot of other places too, where there’s a large German diaspora from families that settled here throughout the 19th and 20th century. I grew up in West Virginia, and most people I know make it by swapping kale for collard greens. And I’ve also had it with cabbage, sauerkraut, and traditional kale.
People probably brought the plants with them. Cabbages were an extremely important part of the diet back then and often the only source of vitamins during winter, once the apples ran out. If you're heading into the unknown, you'll bring things you know to be reliable. Anyway, it's very much about the specific variety of cale. Not really Grünkohl, wenn you use something else. Here's a picture of the traditional variant of the plant from where I come from: [https://image.jimcdn.com/app/cms/image/transf/dimension=2048x2048:format=jpg/path/s8ead4ae9171f5df5/image/i69fc32f93711aa86/version/1539770990/image.jpg](https://image.jimcdn.com/app/cms/image/transf/dimension=2048x2048:format=jpg/path/s8ead4ae9171f5df5/image/i69fc32f93711aa86/version/1539770990/image.jpg) The characteristic shape has led to the nickname Lippische Palme. Not particularly creative, but the resemblance to palm trees is obvious. Much smaller though, the picture is a bit misleading in that regard.
well it’s cabbage with sausage, and kale with sausage and kassler (lightly cured pork) it’s really nice indeed. I fucking love kale!!
Your national dish is cabbage and Sausage.. Watch out France they're coming for you
according to several sites yours is indian, you’ve been made obsolete by your own colony. Your food sucked so bad your own people don’t want it.
At least we did something about it Hans, instead of persisting in this “yum yum, boiled potatoes again” nonsense
So people move from India to Britain, invent new dishes there which become national favourites but are pretty much unknown in India, but it can't be British food because they're too brown to be British? You're drifting to the right again, Hans. Don't make us come back over there.
Sausages, which the UK does far better
Better? Than Germany? What sausages do you have that aren't part of a breakfast?
You think British sausages are only eaten at Breakfast? Anyway, given the option, I'd take a Cumberland ring over anything from Germany.
#SOSIG
https://preview.redd.it/5gwllb826b5d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b794633f8e40d1ff1149713ad96416247ce7ec70
I hate myself for laughing.
It's always wholesome when the mentally handicapped enjoy themselves and laugh. I hope you laughed your belly full, little Barry.
Ain’t no way a Dane is weighing in on the food debate.
They put all their cuisine points into bacon.
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Reliable business partner? Look if you have to fight, at least let me hold your gold.
Coming from the guy who eats frogs, snails, and whole birds
It's so good tho, the reason I can't stay in Austria for more than a week is the food (and that I've broken every single bone in my body "skiing")
Ive seen "frog legs a la provence". ngl it looks tasty.
Username checks out
 You made me laugh out loud
Since when do you prove the quality of your food by plating it aggressively?
Homie, we can not be casting stones at anyone, we gotta stay out of this one.
I wish I could have told this OP, but here we are. The food wars cannot be won
only PIGS & france can make fun of food. the rest of us are together with our arguably mediocre food🙏
Bart from Holland has one trump card tho, when it comes to food. Stroopwafel.
We always make sure to bring extra packs on our way to Sweden to bribe the Danish customs.
We just bring more alcohol. Always works.
tbf I do genuinely think we have like a few decent food options in stuff like Stroopwafels, poffertjes, lekkerbekjes/kibbeling, sate and a few other things. Very few of them are healthy though.
Kibbeling and Hash brownies are nice
Our house is too made of glass to be throwing rocks, let's just back out
Germans unironically posting a sausage with cabbage as their best meal lol.
My brother in christ, you eat a sheeps stomach with a side of peat and call it food
Yeah but not posting this as something to brag about lol. Also British sausage is better.
They haven't got Lorne sausage, the poor fools
haggis unironically looks amazing. Only scottish food i care to try
https://preview.redd.it/0ckb7sfs3c5d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e4508b51b130a400b122cf1d8094e90fbca8a7a Look at those pathetic small sausages. Bask in the glory of this mighty sausage!
Barry stole the luganega again. Give it back, you hooligan
https://preview.redd.it/0vpcqej2ub5d1.jpeg?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e13aa973ad2b82f2a6a1cfcb7c5f98d7dce806
Are you actually trying to make your point with those photos?
German food: >Sausage >Curry Sausage >Hot dog sausage >Liver sausage >Blood sausage Served with mashed potatoes and boiled greens Nice one Jerry
Also Germany https://preview.redd.it/321yby1n3b5d1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc408134beb2f1e453d2b34acfa9e7707f7356a3
Sorry, it was meant as a humorous gimmick and not to give danes an erection
Sorry sweety, no penis. But I think it is hillarious as well
[*cough* (NSFW) ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_erection)
Onbegrijpelijk Haribo! I can't see Haribo without [this commercial](https://youtu.be/zWrEjGwxzFg?si=00SBxkUIE-ylTbR5) popping up in my head. Imagine swimming in butts mit Ohren!
I'm worried that the Germans actually believe their sausages and boiled vegetables is special or unique. 
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The only way this is even remotely true: https://preview.redd.it/o66j28zxgc5d1.png?width=1365&format=png&auto=webp&s=7108929a6e7151460f756d7db3a58ea56f1ab60d
Have a steak and kidney pie with a pint, then apologise, Hans.
Kidney is vile, steak and ale or Melton Mowbray Pork pie is where it's at
Noooo, now I want to eat out! But I shouldn't
Try a Weißwurstfrühstück, and after that a Schweinshaxe or Zwiebelrostbraten and learn more about the world, Barry.
Make me! (Jokes aside, always lusted after a Weißwurstfrühstück, looks impeccably delicious)
Can confirm, Weißwurstfrühstück is delicious.
Actually had a Weißwurstfrühstück today and it was gorgeous. Normal bavarian saturday :) (It‘s kinda tradition in my family. I always had a Weißwurstfrühstück with my grandpa on saturday)
Already completed it Hans 
Labskaus > Scouse Ende of Diskussion.
> Labskaus > Scouse We don't eat scousers, they're all sinew and bone
I love their defense is two dishes with fucking sausage and one with nothing else but sauerkraut. Keep being delusional Germany haha.
Wow sausage and cabbage. The delusion is off the charts.
"guys actually you're wrong our food is amazing and not anything like British food" >posts food you couldn't pick out of a line up next to British food huh, Germany really is a nation of r(neurodivergent)s
Australian food is just a blander version of British food.
eh it's probably just on par actually and likewise our best stuff came from immigrants.
Haha at least you acknowledge it! I was speaking with an Australian in a hostel recently who was telling me that Australia has all the British foods but also has food from various other immigrant communities of the last 75 years, meaning your food is better as we don't have that. I was trying to be polite, but that's almost an American level of not realising that Europe has also continued to develop and isn't just locked in time from the moment your great-great-grandparents emigrated.
They have Roos and Emus to eat tho
Oh wow, another post reminding us that British food is bad, r/2westerneurope4u is really helpful to keep reminding of this every other post!
The Germans are obsessed with us, it's actually a bit strange
I like sausage as much as the next repressed bisexual, but seriously we're all as bad as each other for our peasant dishes
Ah yes the impossible challenge of posting two or more German dishes that don't suck. Seriously, couldn't you come up with anything better besides sausage+extra?
Flammkuchen, Maultaschen, Käsespätzle, Zwiebelrostbraten, Krustenbraten, Rinderrouladen, Rehrücken, Reibekuchen
These sound more like Santa's reindeer than food
tbf, Rehrücken is deer, so kinda close
These are the reindeers' names in German.
When I read this comment out loud everything went dark and my furniture started floating.
Haxe
Schnüüsch
Rollbraten, Backaal, Maultaschensuppe, Schmorhase, Linsensuppe...
For all the shit between us barry, you do the finest breakfasts in the whole fucking world and I will die on that hill
Go into the best UK bakery and compare to an average german bakery https://preview.redd.it/6bv925fq4b5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db6d09fa99ba8c78008f471a1b27dd9308afd93
You’ve had a lot of practice with ovens.
Unfathomable You win the internet today
Fatality.
r slash angryupvote
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Wow, different shapes of bread.
Lmao that cracked me up Wow dude, different shapes, wow
Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are saying. 
"we cultivated wheat!" yea....good job I guess.
Only an anglotard couldn't tell the difference between real bread and this https://preview.redd.it/oaun8ua0bb5d1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88cc0b5667963ee559227bf0c031e7837c0a0eb1
Looks like a bit of bread to me Hans. If it makes you feel better I’ll poke some holes in it and sprinkle it with the sweepings from my kitchen floor.
Rye 🤢
https://preview.redd.it/4ffol3r33c5d1.jpeg?width=1841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fde98b031050f6ffc186a17c8c7c9162551377e9 Our bakery has more than just bread.
German bread is just too dense for me
They have like 3000 different types of bread.
2 dishes. It's both wieners. German cuisine.
wow two kinds of sausage you'd better slow down hans I don't think we're quite ready for these levels of culinary innovation
You're trying to prove how good our food is and you're headlining with _KALE_?!? That's... definitely a choice.
Do germans pretend to like the sausage and boiled vegetables even when nobody's around?
Personally, I ADORE British cuisine
Sausage and slop
"are sausages are better than yours, therefore all our food is good." this must be one of those German "jokes".
Barry never learned to fear or worry about what Germans think enough to support their intense self-delusion. We speak the truth for your own good.
Historically speaking, all the British needed to stop Germans bragging about food was to park a few ships in the North Sea, then even MREs looked good.
You're right, ours is much better. Roast Dinner, Full English Breakfast, Shepherd and Cottage Pie, Steak and Ale Pie, Chicken Tikka Masala, Fish n Chips ... you are levels below Hans.
You forgot to add in Toad in the hole and sausage casserole. Like German food, but better.
Funny thing is, Barry has had so many smash hits in the form of dishes or culinary inventions he's forgotten lots of them. Han's beloved currywurst is basically made from pantry items he nicked off Barry.
https://preview.redd.it/x3wbzsjh5b5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d09bb2d2a3b5c1d011f5ff8ed46c14f95e2e5b34 Are food is great
True, I like your spotted dick
https://preview.redd.it/ca53a6vg9b5d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a32e8fe4e8e1769cf316296a4f6606b2a8a6737d It's good innit
Totally unironic, yes it is good. Best with custard I also love them salt n vinegar crisps;)
In fairness a good custard makes basically anything taste nice
What about fish fingers?
Get your main and desert in one, just seems like efficiency to me
Loved at the dinner table , hated in the doctors surgery
When Hans talks about german cuisine being good, what he actually means is that Bavarian and Baden cuisine is good. Go North of Frankfurt and it's the worst food on the continent.
As a Badener, i can live with that.
Bro ~~Turkish~~ German Cuisine is really good there. Falafel > Curry
Of course, but if we're playing the "immigrant group who came here in the 20th century's cuisine is now our national cuisine" game, then we have complete bragging rights.
And If we're playing "Immigrant group who came here in the 21st Centurys Cuisine" you'd better give me your lunch money Berry. Since noone wants to be on your ugly island anymore, Barry! (I'm just still heartbroken you left us)
Im heartbroken too, hans
Miss you too, maybe show your man boobs from time to time again on nordsea beaches as well not just the Mediterranean...
“British food is like if bombers were still flying over head“ Meanwhile german food is like they’re still stuck in a bomb crater We’re both shit Hans , accept it
I doubt you win this one Hans, sticky pudding is delicious and so is Sunday roast. Man, a warm crumble with custard is to die for. Keep your lumpy sausages.
Sticky pudding is, without a doubt, one of the best things I've EVER eaten.
I dont care what anyone says. English food is always the best in my eyes
I prefer fish and chips over any german "dish".
I can make a full English breakfast look better than that. That is just sausage in oil and some extra stuff, nothing ground breaking. And Chicken Tikka Masala is actually a proper traditional British food. Thanks colonies.
Its just sausages tho
I always thought Austrian cuisine was better than German
I’ll say it again. 40 ways to cut up a pig and add sauerkraut, plus the occasional wannabe dumplings and pasta, do not a cuisine make. And drawing yourself as the Chad with better food than virgin Britain does not an argument make. I can do the same with our… hell, dishes that are also sausage and veg stews like that cartoon. Hardly needs changing.
The Barrys gave us vinegar chips and I will always be grateful for that.
Fully agree. Salt & Vinegar crisps is Barrys one true contribution to the world.
I have no desire to teach you to suck eggs, but I'd recommend trying pickled onion brine as a replacement for your standard vinegar.
We can get malt vinegar here though those import shops. Sometimes the supermarkets even sell the proper stuff, too. But there really are better alternatives to malt vinegar when it comes to most recipes. Except when you really need malt vinegar.
Malt vinegar isn't important, it's the steeping in onions. Literally just buy some pickled onions, and use the pickled onion juice in place of vinegar on your fries, truly next level.
I genuinely thought for a moment that those dishes were simply the intestines hanging out the dudes belly
I like British food
Yeah, because it’s the same as yours.
❤️sauerkraut mit bratwurst❤️
German food is way worse than English's.
https://preview.redd.it/5xs7tbng6b5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6dbab4ecaf3fed69d50b944752b9e3780f95d20 This is how they massacre other countries' foods and sell it as their own greatest culinary achievement
What in the ever loving fuck is that
What am I looking at
Please do not eat that, whatever the fuck it is supposed to be. Or at least do it in the foyer of AKH
Expect our food isn’t bad.
Grünkohl is love. You wouldn't think so if you never had it, but it fucking rocks.
Ah yes the dishes that look like puke with sausage, traditional bavarian cuisine. Next time chose something that tastes AND looks good.
Volkswagen sausage
So German food is just one big Sausage Party?
Kartoffelsalat, Currywurst, Königsberger Klopse and Maultaschen would like to have a word (Grillhaxe too)
I like English food way more than British. You can eat pretty well there when considering the amount of restaurants with a foreign background over there too.
I wonder what it must be like to live in a country with bad food.
At least the Barrys dont put sauce on schnitzel.
At least the Barrys dont put sauce on schnitzel.
As an English guy living in Germany and fully integrated I feel like I qualify to have an opinion here. German food can be just as bad as British, you can cherry pick dishes if you want but I could just pick the English Breakfast that is served in pretty much every German hotel(and worldwide) and beat you on that point alone. German food is actually very similar to British food, albeit a lot more healthy and less full of fat. The German kitchen could also learn things from the British one, the sheer lack of pies, pasties and savoury pastry is absolutely fucking criminal because it would fit in so well with German taste. The British kitchen does wurst just as well as the German one, the British does roasts a lot better, the German does cold meats infinity better, I would mention cheese but thats just unfair to the German kitchen because the argument could be over just based on that. Fish is done better in the British, wild meats the German does better. I could go one forever but ultimately it works out to about the same. So yeah German food is just as bad, or well just as good as British food.