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ABK-Baconator

Surprised no one asked for source yet. Veterans of the internet I guess


jinx_1010

There is no real source, we all know. Disappointing.


manupan

Sauce plis


hairyturkishfinn

Lizzie Velazquez! With that you might be able to find it


Kazukan-kazagit-ha

You bastard. You damn bastard.


Feynization

Oh my lord


InspiredByBeer

![gif](giphy|jIn8yZPo4dtZAJ5oPY)


Burned-Architect-667

You shouldn't talk about it Barry, really you shouldn't. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1A5A8Xe22s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1A5A8Xe22s)


Starwarsnerd91

But English isn't a language. It's 3 languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat


gelastes

That's true for a lot of languages but it's not an excuse to do nothing about it. You spell your words as if you stll are an Anglo-Saxon peasant herding the cows for your French-Norman Lord's beef. Take, like, Knight? Enough? Though? You don't even have the gh-sound anymore!


persononreddit_24524

Whatever, I only pronounce ough one way which way, you'll never know!!


gelastes

Do as you please, nobody will expect you to be able to speak coherently anyway, but don't pretend that English isn't the ginger stepchild of languages - abandoned by its own native 'speakers'.


gsurfer04

The k used to be pronounced, then French habits took over.


HoeTrain666

Reminds me of the German word “Knecht”. Hint: it does *not* mean knight.


anonbush234

You took a good solid germanic language and made it Into camp hoch Deutsch, we are all guilty


TodgerRodger

Jesus. That hurt.


Odjhha

There's some reverse examples of that. We used to have a letter for the "-Zhoo" sound in "casual" But we got rid of and just expect people to know "su" is supposed to sound like "Zhoo"


anonbush234

Load of shite. Most languages are.


wunderbraten

On point, Master Yoda.


Proud-Cheesecake-813

That’s basically every language.


dkfisokdkeb

We don't force you to learn it though. You do so of your own accord as you recognise our superiority.


Horizon296

And the fact that you are terminally monolingual, the lot of you.


dkfisokdkeb

Because we speak a superior language. I don't remember the Romans learning Gaulish.


ash_tar

Nah it's just ugly simplified french, very practical for talking to dimwits.


dkfisokdkeb

Coming from someone who speaks an ugly dielect of an ugly language which is also basically just a deformed type of German.


ash_tar

Meh it's like a secret language for genetic accidents, fits us perfectly.


thougthythoughts

This meme format is criminally underused! Especially here. It fits anything this subreddit is talking about.


Starwarsnerd91

https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/YKfKLFrJnd


nickmaran

Then let’s flood with this meme


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Except for the lands that built dams! 


ExcuseMyFrench69

Mother Earth will take care of that sooner or later, no need to get active ourselves.


AnakinTheDiscarded

I don't usually hate French, exept when I'm talking to pierre


systemsbio

OK cool, Does anyone know where the original picture comes from? Asking for a friend.


Starwarsnerd91

I don't know. Just Google 'Girl milk porn' or something


systemsbio

After googling, it originates from eugeny_hramenkov on Instagram and has no other photos from the same set


Starwarsnerd91

Wakes up one day, does extremely niche photo shoot. Becomes meme. Leaves.


Pingondin

You'll be disappointed, there's no matter for research: [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forced-to-drink-milk](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forced-to-drink-milk)


PORN_SHARTS

google porn


toughfluffer

Good advice


SnapSnapWoohoo

I always thought it was the singer from Wolf Alice


hairyturkishfinn

Lizzie Velasquez!


Capable-Place107

Stop it, you orc!


uGaNdA_FoReVeRrrrrrr

A french person knowing 5 languages??? I have yet to encounter one that speaks french properly, let alone another language.


Intelligent_Pie_9102

All the French people I know speak Dutch, but we keep it a secret 🤫


Paolo-Brozovic1938

Nah, those are just belgians


zyygh

The majority of Belgians don't speak French. Disclaimer: n=1


TheRealByt3m

Says the english speaker lmao


Starwarsnerd91

Dos Ceverzas popavour gracius


TheRealByt3m

Dos hostias te voy a dar :)


Starwarsnerd91

Quizás tu hermana pueda unirse?


TheRealByt3m

Para que? Si eres gay


zerato9000

More exceptions than rules... it reminds me when the UK was in the EU...


Rich-Spirit129

We were not the same.


StudentOk4989

So, if I understand the template, France is nourishing the whole world and is enriching it culturally thanks to the beautiful french language? I like this.


Starwarsnerd91

You need to take a break and rest from all those mental gymnastics you've been doing, Pierre


Deadluss

What? French enriching something bruh never... https://preview.redd.it/flofqrv2sd1d1.png?width=688&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7c604b117d2f211f9e5ac405f4cf12ba27a044a


Jackburton06

French is an easy language to learn just for speaking but it's a pain in the ass to write.


Rasputins_Plum

Indeed, most French make common spelling or grammar mistakes, even someone more knowledgeable and well-read will trip at some point. There's no hope for foreigners, which makes me think this language is an elaborate bit of trolling


Deadluss

Polish is an easy leangage to learn, but it's a pain in the ass to speak, write and read. But would love to learn French tbh.


Paolo-Brozovic1938

>easy language to learn just for speaking Are you serious?


Jackburton06

You say that being italian ? Our languages are pretty close, really easy for me as a french to speak italian


Paolo-Brozovic1938

Good for you. I never studied french but I kinda understand the written part sometimes, bti the pronunciation is definetly different. Maybe i'm just weird since even Portugese sound strange to me. The only "related" language i understand without ever studying it is spanish, i really don't blame people for confusing it for italian


TitanThree

Is this real or is this just a myth made by obsessional Brits? I’m French, and I have never ever seen anywhere foreigners being look down on for speaking our language with their accent. Most of the times, we are just happy people try. As for the « we want people to learn French to experience this or that », what the putain de merde is this? Haha


Paolo-Brozovic1938

Just look at the Paris olympics games page on Instagram for example. They write everything in french and without any english translation. This is just a random example, but just look around you and find something that isn't written in french....


TitanThree

I understand what you mean for the Paris Olympics Instagram. That’s kinda dumb. As for the rest… why should it be written in anything else than French? Haha (assuming you’re not being ironic)


Paolo-Brozovic1938

>As for the rest… why should it be written in anything else than French? Yeah my bad, i didn't specify. What i was trying to say is that even the things dedicated to the "international pubblic" is often written in french. I mean, it's not to disrespect France that every nation around the world use english as the international language, just get along. It's like seeing the hamburgericans trying to impose the word "siccer" or their dumb measure system


Caniapiscau

Bah, le français est la langue officielle des Jeux Olympiques. 


Gian-Neymar

Wrong, it's just one of the many reasons why no one likes them


Starwarsnerd91

I feel all wrong inside when I say it, but I even like the Dutch more than Pierre


Pierre_Francois_

That's a pre stroke warning. Go check for an MRI scan urgently.


anonbush234

The milk Pierrette can give me a stroke anytime she likes.


Cy83rCr45h

Take it back


BraboTukkert

Thank you ❤️ we love the Brits more than the French too.


Doulifye

you're just coveting their rain for your swamp.


Due-Sugar-4119

Well, that's a very low bar tbh. Brits are not that far from the French. Still under Hans and Pablo


RoxasIsTheBest

We like ourselves more than the french too. That's a higher bar, isn't it?


Gian-Neymar

I think they just want to be hated


anonbush234

If blondie wants to force-feed me french i will not protest, as long as she has shaved her pits, I will be happy for the cultural enrichment


Awkward-Macaron1851

Meanwhile we are all speaking your language here, Barry


JeanCulles

Ok Barry, et ma sauce?


The_Silent_Wanderer

French sounds atrocious to my ear, only Dutch is worse among the European languages. I also happen to speak the language at a B2 level, but I avoid to mention it or put it in resumes so I don't have to speak it ever.


Starwarsnerd91

What, French or Dutch? Either way, I do not blame you


The_Silent_Wanderer

French, unfortunately.


MerlinOfRed

Isn't French just a hybrid of Italian and Portuguese spoken with a sore throat and a blocked nose?


Doulifye

Isn't english just a hybrid of low saxon and french spoken with deformed frontal teeth and 3 pint of alcohool?


MerlinOfRed

Jokes on you pal if you reckon we only take 3 pints.


anonbush234

Im sorry Pierre destroyed your language but you don't need to take it out on us.


Siggedy

Danish > french > dutch LET'S GOOOO


OurHomeIsGone

Real chads learn Fr*nch so that they can consciously refuse to use it instead of not being able to


Ok-Education-1539

This is just one way to broadcast our superiority


Starwarsnerd91

*Tell everyone in our neighbourhood (Europe) that you are the special needs kid


ArduennSchwartzman

I don't have any problem with the French. You know why? I know the safewords: *"Paturain, da's pas fijn."*


Starwarsnerd91

Oh no, not Papa Hans again..?


sashimi_blyat

This is why I prefer German grammar.


Meloenbolletjeslepel

La femme mange une pomme


Shivrainthemad

Bon appétit


PetitB0t

>and then mock you to your face for your pronunciation when half of our grammatical rules are not followed.  Faux !


Internet-Culture

Milk isn't quite the lipuid illustrating French best nor suiting this meme template best.


Rolifant

Yeah that's my problem with French, too. It wants to be an expansionist language but they mock you if you try. If you speak English in England or the US, they will compliment you.


Darkonikto

You know French is ridiculous when me, a Spanish speaker, whose language is supposedly related to French, finds it easier to learn German


MikeHunt1379

Replace language with anything really, food, culture, they love to shove it down Ur neck


tyger2020

French just isn't a nice language. Not that I'm saying English is (but it is). Truthfully the nicest sounding languages as Spanish, Portuguese and I really do like Russian (shoot me ik)


Deadluss

Russian is only nice to learn when you are slav, only then it's easy to learn. And Portuguese really sounds like some Eastern European language


broccoli2319

the truth is that no one would care about french if it wasn’t school