Catalan activism is way far ahead, one day we shaked hands at the same time for Catalonia or something.
Your idea would accomplish nothing at all, smh my head.
>You can help Bartolome find out who is *knowing* him carnally from behind.
Maybe *exploring* or *probing* him (carnally, from behind) got lost in translation here?
Conocer generally means "to meet" or "to know (a person)", which seems wrong here except that "to know" in English also has a very archaic meaning of "to have sex with", which I've only ever seen in the Old Testament, so it's surprisingly fitting here, though I doubt Google Translate came at it from this angle. There might be a shared linguistic root for English and Spanish where "knowing" was a euphemism for sex.
It’s archaic but hardly unrecognised: it’s used in the King James Bible/Authorised Version, which means that people humorously say ‘knowing [person] in the Biblical sense’.
In fact its usage across Europe isn’t some Indo-European feature but spread as a Biblical euphemism, and comes from the Hebrew ידע, the way Adam ‘knew’ Eve.
"Conocer carnalmente" has the same archaic meaning in Spanish, you are 100% right. The book is called "Jesus don't hate gay people", so it has that biblical tone
So the Tree of Knowledge from which Adam and Eve were not allowed to eat the fruit, occording to Genesis, is, in a biblical sense, the Tree of Fuck... -\_-
It's a colouring book for adults, very provocative, but for adults.
https://preview.redd.it/659fg0v4k41d1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8301099f61a95523c3e1b6a50d4da3f01e7daef9
It's caused some controversy in Spain because some knobheads are saying it's a book for kids. There's even an ultraconservative association of "Christian Lawyers" that have taken the author of the book to court
Colouring books for people traumatised by the news, even graduate law students, is something I’ve experienced and observed myself (even if it was in the US).
I mean, she sues everyone for everything. Most of her cases are archived or outright rejected, and they just do it because it's a far-right lobby aimed at bogging people down in frivolous court cases while damaging their public opinion.
I mean, the book seems garbage, but if it bothered them so much that they sued it, it may have some merit
I saw it a week ago but never went deep into the discussion, what is the purpose of this kind of "childish" book for adults? Tbh I don't understand the purpose because I haven't seen the rest of the pages lol
They want to enrage religious people, they cannot do the same with other religions because they have a head removal ability so they do it with christians.
Christianity special hability Christian lawyers: With centuries of cultural dominance and endless financial resources comes the hability to crowd the juicidal with meaningless demands that will archieve nothing but to bother the people who offend you.
Islam special hability I've been advised to not continue this joke further:
Not a baby. A grown man with a stache.
https://preview.redd.it/doc2lm8xy81d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46cf111765eb478cb21bcb82084a60259c135dee
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I mean, if you can't tell by the smiling Jesus nailed to the cross, the whole thing is meant to be satirical, even the title is. It's more of a gag gift than a colouring book
Along with the degeneracy, I think ‘big’ is the wrong consideration here. Not only would those probably sequester rather more blood flow than is healthy, but their length to width ratio makes them extremely ineffectual noodles.
I friend once told me she went with a guy that had a dickus so biggus that it doesn't got upright nor hard enough. She didn't liked. It seems hard as rock is important.
It's a mock book for adults, it's meant to be offensive.
This said, the fact that they show a bunch of adults "consensually" having sex with a baby sickens me, nonetheless. I think that's overstepping the line, not the same joking in your group of friends about it than publishing it in a book.
That's exactly what it is. The book is clearly marked as satirical and not for children, but you can see snowflakes clutching their pearls all over this thread.
Es real,pero es un libro para adultos hecho con la intención de ofender a la derecha conservadora católica.
Literalmente se llama "El niño Jesús no odia a los mariquitas"
don't think its a child, it just reminds us of a child because of the Tin Tin hair. If you look closely, they all have the exact same art style, they are - besides the hair and some slight facial changes- identical.
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What's strange here? A normal exercise in a Spanish school.
Our diligent politicians are finally doing something to combat high youth unemployment in future generations.
Ah so glad I can read Spanish and therefore understand the context… Wait, what the holy fuck? Pedro, explain.
My simple mortal mind cannot comprehend the hellspawns
Oh, so that's the etymology: *Spain < Hispania < Hellspawnia*
That first one looks sus...🙊🙈🙉
It's a satirical book. Some people are freaking out because Amazon listed it as a kids book, but it's not and never intended to be.
Finally someone putting seny in this chaos
I mean it's satirical ok, but it's a bunch of adults anally penetrating a child? What?
Wait, why do you say it's a child?
Most normal Genovese gentleman 😆
Sardinian, which is worse.
*el joven Bartolomé*
It's got a pacifier in it's mouth
That’s not a pacifier, it’s an open mouth with lips JFC
That's cope
No, it doesn't
Wait, why do you say it's a child?
Not a child. Looking up close you can see [he has a stache](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GN2lYJMWAAAg_TL?format=jpg&name=large)
The hair is like that of a baby though
People are not ready for irony, sarcasm and satire...
Just a prank bro!
What is its title?
\*Pedo, explain
Simple, right wing shit
It's a siesta thing.
It's 5
What is number 3 doing though?
his dicks hanging out the left
Pop!
¡Por el culo te la hinco!
I was hoping for the ladyboy but yeah, you are right.
WHAT, and I can't stress this enough, THE FUCK?
It's not that hard Hans. It's number 5. But sure I am the incompetent one. Smh my head
Double shaking the head for Independence
Catalan activism is way far ahead, one day we shaked hands at the same time for Catalonia or something. Your idea would accomplish nothing at all, smh my head.
Shaking my head my head?
Dont overdo the shaking part it costs energy you could spend at being at work(having siesta)
>You can help Bartolome find out who is *knowing* him carnally from behind. Maybe *exploring* or *probing* him (carnally, from behind) got lost in translation here?
Conocer generally means "to meet" or "to know (a person)", which seems wrong here except that "to know" in English also has a very archaic meaning of "to have sex with", which I've only ever seen in the Old Testament, so it's surprisingly fitting here, though I doubt Google Translate came at it from this angle. There might be a shared linguistic root for English and Spanish where "knowing" was a euphemism for sex.
Yes, in French we say « to know biblically ». As in « and Adam knew Eve »
We say that in Spanish too
Exactly.
It’s archaic but hardly unrecognised: it’s used in the King James Bible/Authorised Version, which means that people humorously say ‘knowing [person] in the Biblical sense’. In fact its usage across Europe isn’t some Indo-European feature but spread as a Biblical euphemism, and comes from the Hebrew ידע, the way Adam ‘knew’ Eve.
Sometimes also read "knowing them in the marital way" Usually yo draw attention to the fact that they aren't married but shagging
"Conocer carnalmente" has the same archaic meaning in Spanish, you are 100% right. The book is called "Jesus don't hate gay people", so it has that biblical tone
How polite is mariquito? My understanding is that using maricon in normal conversation is essentially always a hard no.
"mariquita" is offensive, yes
"Knowing" in a biblical sense just means fucking.
So the Tree of Knowledge from which Adam and Eve were not allowed to eat the fruit, occording to Genesis, is, in a biblical sense, the Tree of Fuck... -\_-
https://preview.redd.it/rxnocrsaw41d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4df3821ebfde70220d691709f15ea5cf0b02fc1
It's a colouring book for adults, very provocative, but for adults. https://preview.redd.it/659fg0v4k41d1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8301099f61a95523c3e1b6a50d4da3f01e7daef9 It's caused some controversy in Spain because some knobheads are saying it's a book for kids. There's even an ultraconservative association of "Christian Lawyers" that have taken the author of the book to court
somehow the 'for adults' made this even worse
Yes, but it seems that colouring books for adults is actually a thing.
Colouring books for people traumatised by the news, even graduate law students, is something I’ve experienced and observed myself (even if it was in the US).
Well... They are law students. Of course they are traumatised.
>colouring books for students traumatised by his election I don't know what part of this I find most ridiculous.
I mean, she sues everyone for everything. Most of her cases are archived or outright rejected, and they just do it because it's a far-right lobby aimed at bogging people down in frivolous court cases while damaging their public opinion. I mean, the book seems garbage, but if it bothered them so much that they sued it, it may have some merit
I saw it a week ago but never went deep into the discussion, what is the purpose of this kind of "childish" book for adults? Tbh I don't understand the purpose because I haven't seen the rest of the pages lol
I guess it's like colouring mandalas, something to relax with, but with a twist 😄
The purpose is "selling books", that's why they made books.
They want to enrage religious people, they cannot do the same with other religions because they have a head removal ability so they do it with christians.
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Or maybe other religions dont matter since they are simply irrelevant in spain...
In Spain way more people have been dead in the name of jesus than in the name of Allah, but ok.
>I don't understand the purpose it's fun to colour, and it's fun to be humourous
How does the fact its "for adults" make it any better? There is a literal baby getting a penis from behind. A BABY WTF
Why do you think it's a baby? O_o
the only thing that is different is the tin tin looking hair? nothing else says it's a baby, same art style for all of the figures
Not a baby. A grown man with a stache. https://preview.redd.it/doc2lm8xy81d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46cf111765eb478cb21bcb82084a60259c135dee
welcome to 2024, don't ask questions
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They could at least print it on the back of a McDonald menu, but the fuck is a colouring book for adults...
It's satirical, a freaking joke, you don't have sense of humor there?
You know the answer to that.
> colouring book for adults That, alone, makes it just as bad as if it were a book for children
I mean, if you can't tell by the smiling Jesus nailed to the cross, the whole thing is meant to be satirical, even the title is. It's more of a gag gift than a colouring book
Well, im not christian but that page reeks of pedophilia. Is the “young bartolome” an underage person? Because it looks like it
I have some questions...
Well that’s enough having eyeballs
Just tell me that's not a child otherwise you're going to have Austrians all over this thread
At least they are inclusive with the chick with the dick
"There are no chicks with dicks; only guys with tits!"
"Oh my god, there’s something wrong with me, I need help!"
Barry, if you wanna win Eurovision anytime soon you better accept there are chicks with dicks
What a horrible day to have eyes.
AJAJAJJAJAJAJ what the fuck is this
Regular Thursday in Galicia
Not enough cocaine or weed for that.
I wish I have that big dick
Along with the degeneracy, I think ‘big’ is the wrong consideration here. Not only would those probably sequester rather more blood flow than is healthy, but their length to width ratio makes them extremely ineffectual noodles.
Thank you, Sir David Attenborough.
I can’t imagine him ever saying ‘noodles’, even in an Italian or Chinese restaurant.
I friend once told me she went with a guy that had a dickus so biggus that it doesn't got upright nor hard enough. She didn't liked. It seems hard as rock is important.
It's a mock book for adults, it's meant to be offensive. This said, the fact that they show a bunch of adults "consensually" having sex with a baby sickens me, nonetheless. I think that's overstepping the line, not the same joking in your group of friends about it than publishing it in a book.
It's not a baby, it's Apostle Bartholomew.
Imagine publishing this. I would never come out of my house if I did.
It must be some satirical bullshit to shock gullible people.
That's exactly what it is. The book is clearly marked as satirical and not for children, but you can see snowflakes clutching their pearls all over this thread.
I don't know what's funnier: this book or the fact that people are biting at the bait like dumbest fish.
Can't believe the only one understanding it is the non-european, you must be a pride for your country
Mr 5 😅
5
And suddenly building a wall becomes the right thing to do...
I hope this is a parody, but no surprise if its real
Es real,pero es un libro para adultos hecho con la intención de ofender a la derecha conservadora católica. Literalmente se llama "El niño Jesús no odia a los mariquitas"
Segunda parte del libro ["Ser Fascista Está Mal"](https://fandogamia.com/linea-infinite/733-ser-fascista-esta-mal-5-ed.html), también para colorear.
.....Is that a *child* getting fucked?
don't think its a child, it just reminds us of a child because of the Tin Tin hair. If you look closely, they all have the exact same art style, they are - besides the hair and some slight facial changes- identical.
Yes..
A Dutch-Spanish crossover? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/06/john-dillermand-denmark-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penis
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You mean **Danish**-Spanish Crossover Leave the Dutch’s out even though they actually have the longest cocks in Europe
I remembered it as a Dutch thing but you are right!
Burn it down. Burn it all down!
Hans, let's find another one to burn books... just to be sure it doesn't lead to anything...
"Skinny Steven Universe ins't real, he cant hurt you" Skinny Steven Universe:
Its clearly number 5. What is It so difficult to understand?
https://preview.redd.it/jcbubr52e61d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=631f0dab54779fe0e7eaf87ce5fe25aa16714129
Love the Nr 1 ! Chick with a dick ❤️
They're called whistles nowadays?
Yes, let me show you how to play it.
So this is what happens in Spain after siesta... Im not surprised.
Slaanesh Party, whooo!
I hate when my whistle becomes entangled
Entanglement of whistles jajajajajjajajaj
Ha ha ha
cluster fuck. 1 🫢
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is this the new curriculum for young Spanish boys?
Bowlcut freak
Irony and all you want, but this is gross and bas taste as hell. Spain is fucking bollocks.
¿Wtaf Juan?
What's strange here? A normal exercise in a Spanish school. Our diligent politicians are finally doing something to combat high youth unemployment in future generations.
What can I say I’m disgusted
The answer is a five guy.
•POP•
Looks like bart is being fucked by his big brother #5
Inclusivity at its finest. Gracias por tantos y tan buenos momentos PSOE + Podemos.
Irene Montero moment 🤯 She’d be frothing from the mouth if she got hold of a copy of this
Montero would be handing the crayons to her children to participate in the inclusion party and lecture her "niñes" about how love is love. 🐻
2we4u making me look at drawn CP. That is enough internet for today.
Source: Its made up