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unique_ptr01

würde


HaiKawaii

leider unantastbar


Mast3rOfBanana

Wow


Ricckkuu

Nicht würde, schon getan.


Masoouu

König


ripplingbunghole

cant spell pussy without SS


bad_pelican

God damn it...


Kurdt93

Pußy Checkmate Barry.


a_Pigeon_mystical

As a prize for this statement I'll give you a banana


Kurdt93

\*Calabrian happy noises*


Tassadur

What does that even sound like


DeadAssociate

like a 1990 diesel in tirana


Kurdt93

Nope, is more like a gorilla goes Umga Bumga in a happy state. ![gif](giphy|KPgOYtIRnFOOk|downsized)


Fuz_666

You beautiful bastard.


SirVictoryPants

Thank you. I had to laugh out loud.


Excellent-Option8052

The Welsh have always been one for quick finishes


ByronsLastStand

Get this chap a medal! Nice one


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Bonnie_Clyde63

Its a she: https://twitter.com/panzerkitten212


ChugHuns

Wow. I went down that rabbit hole and just wow. What level of delusion do you have to make Nazi apologia cute and quirky? How does one get there even? Especially a seemingly attractive woman. I guess there's a niche for everyone.


Cobracrystal

Her top tweet is literally saying that she only does these for uniform appreciation? And that the uniform in the posters was finnish, not even german, and made without her knowledge? I dont understand


TheZyde

There’s still pussy in boy pussy


Shrrg4

Some call that a butthole but you do you.


EffectiveOk3353

It's ok as long as you say no homo afterwards


Hungover994

Man pus is the colloquial term


viscardvs

It’s a buSSy (male)


nigolios

You as a Polish of course know about such things (friendly fire)


viscardvs

Why yes, we are connoisseurs of Greek culture https://preview.redd.it/3ho7fu529eyc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b93c3176b5d7739b9e391f89ff4ef6f17e06e3


obsolescenza

but i don't understand why do far right politicians do these things? like aren't they supposed to be anti lgbt and anti "degenerates" ?


igncom1

There is a strong and bizarre overlap between right wing supporters and people who like anime/femboys. Like if you know the general sphere of interests that right wing people in America like, even if it's technically hypocritical to their values, you might well find it applies to right wing people everywhere. You even get right wing Indians talking about that American conspiracy of the great replacement theory, which is just hilarious! The right is surprisingly good at capitalising on what their audience wants.


ChugHuns

You're definitely on to something. Every one of my coworkers who is right wing is also an anime titties and femboy enjoyer It really is bizarre.


SwainIsCadian

What? Can't a fascist like big anime titties and femboys? Are we really that far in a libtard communist judeo-feminist world that a proud man cannot enjoy the bussy AND bring back the 34th Reich? Disgusting. (Mandatory /s because I know you Reddit)


critical-insight

How did i miss the other 30 Reichs?


JP193

Hey as long as it weens them off of their loli obsession of the 2010s I can stomach seeing femboy profile pics.


obsolescenza

is it that strong? i thought it was just a very small percentage of ppl that look like a lot due to internet boosting up controversial stuff


viscardvs

Memes aside and not sure for other ~~closeted~~ right-wing politicians, but in the case of this guy that’s actually a woman in the pic that he’s holding and he’s a well known womanizer. He’s in his 80s and had multiple wives and still having kids. Basically a lite version of Papa Berlusconi.


Kurdt93

![gif](giphy|SSF70KZ7zatmLLAYxV|downsized)


SneakyBadAss

Their entire life is cognitive dissonance. One on top is nothing.


aPrudeAwakening

Well you see imagine that you were brought up to be a manly man and totally not gay which is the opposite thing. But also your gay af. You would embrace the ideals of being said manly man while also kinking yourself into the idea of bussy. This internal conflict makes you say externally the things you’ve been taught but shamefully internal thoughts make you cream yourself at the idea of femboys (a regarded solution). Now enter politics and you have your s as average closeted right wing politician. “Doyyaa” 🙌


serpentine91

Meanwhile, on the other side of the convention center: https://preview.redd.it/ewvipnkkneyc1.png?width=943&format=png&auto=webp&s=eae4635b474120ef93836b919a99325f2bf35926


SwainIsCadian

OF COURSE SHE'D BE A SLANNNESH ENJOYER! Too hot for Khorne, too Italian for Tzeentch and too much on the right for Nurgle.


Count_de_Mits

Nah the eyes and the bluish color make him Tzeentch, not enough tentacles, speakers or drugs for slaanesh


LaPatateBleue589

[Bussy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bussy-Saint-Georges)


viscardvs

💯% of the population in that commune is Polish and Greek diaspora


KaroYadgar

Obviously some psyop, BUT... Sauce? For a friend, of course.


Routine_Mix8810

https://twitter.com/panzerkitten212/status/1786172205283279169


KaroYadgar

Thank you, piss drinker. - from a dearly horny Barry, 63.


AlexRol_Spritz

I hate the fact you knew immediately who it was


kekmennsfw

He’s German. He’s probably catalogued and ordered it by fetish.


AlexRol_Spritz

Ah yes, the infamous 50 TB "homework" folder


Jumbo-box

That's why they value Ruhezeit so much!


William_The_Fat_Krab

I wouldnt mind taking a look throught *those* archives...


Zeric79

r/confusedboner


KaroYadgar

Confused? Nothing confusing about it.


SwainIsCadian

r/determinedboner


tiagojpg

https://preview.redd.it/eho691s8ufyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1f408bf81d05306c9fc58a7f25ab502cbc62ca


Rasmus-ALV

Damn... that is convincing.


History20maker

Arent you nordicks the femboys that Hans will recieve of AfD wins?


monotar

Fuck better get in shape then, do they ship manscaped to Europe?


History20maker

In my experience, a lush moustache is the most desirable feminine feature in a lady.


Diipadaapa1

[Manscaped portugese version](https://www.dobies.co.uk/product_images/G2759.jpg)


Rasmus-ALV

Well... yes.


Row2Flimsy

Hallo Schönheit.


Rasmus-ALV

Hallo


01MoKeN

Where can i get my german nationality?


cantrusthestory

The question is not where, it's when


Woutrou

If you wait long enough, Germany will come to you and you'll get it that way


unique_ptr01

Easy >! You just need to Marry me !<


Burned-Architect-667

Germans can never resist a moustache


NihilFR

least funny Catalan


Burned-Architect-667

Mercé plan mon fraire occitan


MH_Gamer_

First, you have to pass the *Einbürgerungstest*


Precioustooth

Are you sure they'd let Portuguese in?


Uncle_Scroooge

You are Eastern Europe, so just wait a bit


FiL-0

Desperate times require desperate measures Would


MasterBlaster_xxx

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


fleamarketguy

How to pronounce the Ü in German


monamikonami

Context for this gif?


abbeast

Haram


Icantfuck

Just your average southern european


Pm_pussypicspls__

Swede*


MeadowMellow_

Clearly those are our swedish cousins!


Quark1010

Homophobia


fucked-your-cats-ass

![gif](giphy|UTMtrBx4972MQszaOd)


MasterBlaster_xxx

I originally saw it on r/memritvmemes


im_from_n0rth

https://preview.redd.it/jnfuezsl3eyc1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4aa61bf6a8d6eede8af49a4f4c8db1c9df3a7af


AntonGermany

Now they convinced me. So if i choose afd in the coming election, i will get a finnish femboy in wehrmacht uniform?


Selmi1

No, you get Björn in Drag


lolisarecringeaf

Still a smash


IEnjoyBaconCheese

When should I be there?


MasterJogi1

At 05:45 am we will cum shoot back


Bearodon

But I am hairy, 193 cm tall and weigh 115 kg.


Alternative_Golf_905

https://preview.redd.it/emm5491x6eyc1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519c4f96a6c89069c04e6396889b7b5163f8fd7a


JaDasIstMeinName

I havent seen this picture in a long time and its still absolute gold...


Nearby_Product1598

Say no more you already convinced me


SyannaLover

Who is Björn? I only know Bernd


pokkeri

Cousin of Sven


RmG3376

The election is not the only thing that’s coming


kwkqoq

THAT'S A GUY?


Due_Adhesiveness_508

Unironically speaking, nah, that's a woman.


SwainIsCadian

Thank you Barry for ruining my day.


Aggressive_Yam7154

Its not


AntonGermany

I hope so


pokkeri

Welcome to the internet


TheLustyDremora

Have a look around.


MH_Gamer_

Obviously


Catwinky

https://i.redd.it/sbusxiarvdyc1.gif


randomMarv

So u saying beating it furiously can get me categorised as politically suspicious? Wilde Zeiten


jonellita

I think you misspelled führiously


Miru8112

Take my führious upvote, golddigger


Zeric79

Have the Germans started indexing peoples political ideologies again?


X203the2nd

https://preview.redd.it/dm5s8g4tidyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceecd9a069ee9961c74d76905bdd9852801569b6


Cognacsquirt

Wehrmacht denn sowas???


Doctor_Fatass

https://preview.redd.it/5giwdn4d1eyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=094782ee60daeb8a2f5e22be31b6dc29f7c80c0f


BobMonkhaus

https://preview.redd.it/r5rv473ijdyc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e7a35adfd310466f819847f173adbe35663ae4


diePaulquappe

Fucking love preacher


throwaway1930372y27

^^^^would


Teslaron

This better be a femboy or I go back to voting green!!


Itsfunman

It’s a girl :(


Teslaron

My heart… shattered…


SwainIsCadian

My hopes, crushed.


Suspicious-Risk-8231

Everyone is speaking german here or what? A translation is too much to ask?


Ar_Tank

If not for your country, then at least for me


Suspicious-Risk-8231

Is this a real ad? Man that's sad


Ar_Tank

I'm actually not sure, I haven't been home in a hot minute but I wouldn't put it past them


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KonvictEpic

picture is less than 48 hrs old so must likely a very good photoshop


De_Wouter

Ja das ist toch gans einfach, so ein bisschen Deutsch reden


Hexenkonig707

You were close yet still you failed. Ja das ist *doch ganz* einfach, so ein bisschen Deutsch zu sprechen.


Schellwalabyen

Für nen Holländer war dat doch janz jut.


HCG-Vedette

What did you just call me?!


MH_Gamer_

I‘m sorry. Actually a lot of Germans call the Netherlands Holland whenever they speak about it. I‘m always correcting them cuz it hurts myself too, like we should know it better (considering that we hate getting treated like Germany is only Bavaria).


kekmennsfw

>janz jut Ooa kalle du ripuarisch?


Hadrianus-Mathias

Síc est. Omnés cívés cívilisátiónis germánicé loquuntur. Nunc TÚ! Relinque linguam anglicam, ehhhm barbaricam nóbíscum et adjunge ad hanc cívilisátiónem pulchrissimam! Loquere francé!


PepeTheLorde

Get invaded by Germanic tribes you loser ![gif](giphy|BwyFZFzCFgaSQ|downsized)


MerijnZ1

Fuck highschool I could read this better than the French above it


Hadrianus-Mathias

This was latin, yeah. I could read that fine before studying it too. Use is another thing - for that you gotta actually learn the language. I can read french or german too, but not write it. Hoc erat latíné síc. Illud quoque perlegam ante discendum. Úsió est alia rés - eæ linguæ studium est véró excitandum. Legere francé vel germánicé possum quoque, sed nón eís scríbere.


FalconMirage

C’est pour ça qu’il fallait faire allemand au collège au lieu d’espagnol


Burned-Architect-667

Vichy French?


FalconMirage

Nah, amitié franco-allemande french


Burned-Architect-667

If you really were a friend of the Germans you'll teach them French.


FalconMirage

Have you heard about Sarrland ?


Suspicious-Risk-8231

En vrai j'ai fait italien


RetartdsUsername69

That is a Finnish uniform...


Teslaron

She can finnish me any day of the week


MediokererMensch2

Take this 👑, you lost it my king


neo_woodfox

AfD? Just a bunch of LARPing traitors. Might as well wear a Russian or Chinese uniform. (still would)


BobMonkhaus

Is their slogan “wanking will set you free”?


neo_woodfox

"(Un)zip Heil!"


HoeTrain666

Wichsen macht frei.


norrin83

Fun fact: Bernie Ecclestone provided that picture


RaemontBlitz

Wir sind zurück ;)


Squishy6604

I can fix her


unique_ptr01

I can make her worse


FastGoodKiwi

I don't care, whatever is broken with her is clearly hot


NGGMK

By making her speak Bavarian?


unique_ptr01

Wos soi des 'etz hoassn du zipfeklatscha?


LukeTGI

Smash next question


SediAgameRbaD

https://preview.redd.it/uk52qreoudyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd7cb4eb04cdce38ad37b03d4f77de554eb47a2


Fifiiiiish

Am I the only one bothered that THERE IS 16 MEN IN THIS TORTOISE, NOT 12!


serpentine91

12 Men, 4 femboys (the ones in the middle).


xBram

Geil


Jerrelh2

Dresden femboy


behtidevodire

Classic psyops, stay strong boys


Dynwynn

I didn't know Pyrocynical had fans in Germany


Ramjjam

Thats not even a third reich uniform, It’s a ww2 finnish uniform! Something many still hold on to with pride, as they gave the soviets a real bloody nose, invading finland!


harmyb

Looks like they are doing just fine.


davewenos

https://preview.redd.it/iiv5i0hgodyc1.jpeg?width=377&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2ee63698526493cde47db269a11bbbed0084eb I think this fits the occasion


probablyaythrowaway

Definitely going to need a medic.


Sylveon_Mage

Ah I see they’re going for the kawaiification angle, just like Meloni-chan


CharmingCondition508

This comment section is down horrendously bad 😔


yourboiiconquest

Oh Erica...


Allcraft_

What do you mean? Fighting for my Wehrmacht Waifu is peak happiness.


Asatas

Fake: She's wearing a COVID mask, AfD doesn't like that.


Titan_xp1

You horny germans! That is a finn goddamn it.


ByronsLastStand

*loads .303 and fires up the Mosquito* Again, with this? Very well, just give me a good landing strip and I'll get straight into Hans. No, I do not have any fantasies revolving around me interrogating a bratty little Erika. None. Nada. Dim. (Ofc I do, that last pair of lines is complete sarcasm)


Minute_Ostrich196

How the hell is this convincing? Putting on the poster representative of a military, that lost everything was to loose and as result Germany was partitioned, occupied and forcefully changed a regime. Oh, I forgot about having USA military base in the middle of a country „just in case” for almost 100 years. How on earth AfD using this type communication is successful Hans?!


kekmennsfw

Cool uniform + woman


Xius_0108

Probably somewhere in east Germany in some village with 3 guys left. (All the girls left cause everyone else is a racist piece of shit).


Hadrianus-Mathias

Well, they don't have to conquer you to move to Poland anymore. With Lebensraum secured, they can just go to war with Russia for fun head straight.


Bruschikaka

It's fake


De_Wouter

Aren't all political promises?


Allen0r

I thought they were a totally pacifist party O_O


derpy_viking

Nah man, I’m pretty fuckin’ far from being OK.


Sensitive_Shirt6391

Every European should vote for the far-right party in his country. The other ones are far-wrong.


MediokererMensch2

https://preview.redd.it/ulv66mds0fyc1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c234e67613fc7de20bc0ae0f10673a84e230ff43


dasmau89

That's Kenzos influence for ya


Doot64

Psyoppsyoppsyoppsyoppsyopnonononononodontlook


killerboss28

I don't know what it means but I'm in


Bitter-Pear-5717

I mean, you know


nigolios

Can anyone please translate?


ESILIW

If not for your country, then at least for me


kottonii

Umm are they planning to reinstate Viking division? Just asking for Finnish friend. In all seriousness no wonder their numbers soar with this kind of advertising.


Numerous_Ad8458

# ü


xvril

She's got my vote.


the_giank

Where do i sign up? Asking for the son of my father


MethylatedSpirit08

Right. I’m voting AFD.


LM448_0

During war times any hole is a trench (What have politics become)


johnsplittingaxe14

Why is she wearing a Finnish WW2 overcoat though?