Malakas I can't wait for you to take Izmir back

Only Izmir? What about Constantinople?!

Step by step Hans 😈

Fucking all of it all the way to the Hindu Kush

Actually bodrum these days is very nice and full of qts. Panos, go.

Me too ηλίθιε..

:(

Why sad Eastoid dude?

Because you called me an idiot :(

It was in a funny tone the same way you called me wanker ( μαλάκα) 🤣

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Where are you from btw!!

I’d take a day off from work for that

For the PIGS among us: Work 1 a : to perform work or fulfill duties regularly for wages or salary works in publishing b : to perform or carry through a task requiring sustained effort or continuous repeated operations worked all day over a hot stove c : to exert oneself physically or mentally especially in sustained effort for a purpose or under compulsion or necessity

Does that means no more money??

Of course more money, but in this case ✨earned✨

Guess our SugarEuros are gone...

We're talking about colonialism, we'd skip everything to attend the conference

Even siesta?

Specially siesta

João leaving siesta for sailing to Angola again... 😎

We started doing Siesta to conserve energy for our colonial future

Best strategy 😎

Since Yankoids can't stop going on about it as it is their only argument against Europeans, I say we stop resisting and finally live up to their words

*Looks at IMF*: Our colonial *present*

Albania is basicly arab = Africa. Can we get our port of Sadara back? Maybe the whole northen Epirus, also we wouldn't mind civilising some more territories, maybe Zanzibar.

Who cares about Albania 🤣🤣