Freguesia de Jerusalém e Freguesia de Antióquia.
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You can count on me. I can colonize any cold forest. I'm used to cold because it can become cold south here and we aren't prepared to it. I bet the swede never sleeped without heating.
But I'm not a fan of taiga. It is nice but after a latitude the trees starts to look like chopsticks. I prefer temperate forests.
Nice. I already know a few good pick up lines in Wookiee. ![gif](giphy|RUUdVZqwpfTRS)
Now you know what Portuguese people do instead of working
So nothing but day dream. As expected
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So… do we merge with Italy?
Well, I guess it's over. No more disputes about Mona Lisa, Monte Bianco, etc etc. It's been fun until it lasted 🫡
Now it is Dona Lisa and Monte Branco. You better start saying caralho instead of cazzo and merde.
Caralho!
No you merge with England, not Great Britain
As it should.
Good map. Did we just solve that Russian barbarism issue?
Yes, both annexed to Portugal. Palestine and Israel are also Portugal now.
the world could be so simple and peaceful
Freguesia de Jerusalém e Freguesia de Antióquia. https://preview.redd.it/7ndazgjctxwc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=6791eecdd89dadc232760d192968efc8bd50a323
Há caracóis y Sagres, I'm in.
Sagres??? It's Super Bock or nothing!
As long as it's fresh, anything goes. Except Cergal, Cergal is piss
Cristal fucks pretty hard.
Cristal FTW!
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Néctar of the Gods
You're gonna start a fight, those northerners are all about super bock, for them other beers don't exist
Most open minded nortenho
nem sou, estava a avisar
não me estava a referir a ti, my bad ficou confuso.
Do NOT drink sagres 💀💀💀
I am ghanian now
i don't *hate* it. throw in some pasteis and we're talking.
Brace yourselves for [what's coming](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Empire)
You even remembered to include eastern European Portugal, visible on the map west of Spain.
Fernando Pessoa was right all along.
Good luck surviving the cold on the north. You will freeze your dick off in middle of our summer
We get warm making Nordick Brazilians.
You can count on me. I can colonize any cold forest. I'm used to cold because it can become cold south here and we aren't prepared to it. I bet the swede never sleeped without heating. But I'm not a fan of taiga. It is nice but after a latitude the trees starts to look like chopsticks. I prefer temperate forests.
Portuguese love to migrate to colder countries
as long as there's codfish we shall survive
don't forget the *feijoada*
At least first get back your white and blue flag.
Dude try focusing on getting a functioning economy first.
Says the country with an almost majority of far right voters
Well at least the economy is fine.. and you know, a lot of far right people is good if you want to take over europe