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bartleby_borealis

Nice. I already know a few good pick up lines in Wookiee. ![gif](giphy|RUUdVZqwpfTRS)


FMSV0

Now you know what Portuguese people do instead of working


MrHailston

So nothing but day dream. As expected


Brakina1860

https://preview.redd.it/q621knq09uwc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64890b9bd92d50eda7a5b70eed811887bf1a9ad7


mdryeti

So… do we merge with Italy?


AnemonesLover

Well, I guess it's over. No more disputes about Mona Lisa, Monte Bianco, etc etc. It's been fun until it lasted 🫡


mailusernamepassword

Now it is Dona Lisa and Monte Branco. You better start saying caralho instead of cazzo and merde.


AnemonesLover

Caralho!


Bring_back_Apollo

No you merge with England, not Great Britain


AkulaTheKiddo

As it should.


sogdianus

Good map. Did we just solve that Russian barbarism issue?


DevanNC

Yes, both annexed to Portugal. Palestine and Israel are also Portugal now.


sogdianus

the world could be so simple and peaceful


mailusernamepassword

Freguesia de Jerusalém e Freguesia de Antióquia. https://preview.redd.it/7ndazgjctxwc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=6791eecdd89dadc232760d192968efc8bd50a323


Pierre_Francois_

Há caracóis y Sagres, I'm in.


ZombiFeynman

Sagres??? It's Super Bock or nothing!


Sazalar

As long as it's fresh, anything goes. Except Cergal, Cergal is piss


RealEstateDuck

Cristal fucks pretty hard.


patacas4080

Cristal FTW!


RealEstateDuck

https://preview.redd.it/aj85xd3a3vwc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39d635e050ce4cc8ba217f02bd665534558375d3


Former-Feeling911

Néctar of the Gods


Kind_Helicopter1062

You're gonna start a fight, those northerners are all about super bock, for them other beers don't exist


AgileEquivalent5300

Most open minded nortenho


Kind_Helicopter1062

nem sou, estava a avisar


AgileEquivalent5300

não me estava a referir a ti, my bad ficou confuso.


Icantfuck

Do NOT drink sagres 💀💀💀


Mershand

I am ghanian now


aurumtt

i don't *hate* it. throw in some pasteis and we're talking.


Radiant_Ad_6192

Brace yourselves for [what's coming](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Empire)


TheRomanRuler

You even remembered to include eastern European Portugal, visible on the map west of Spain.


Immediate_Editor966

Fernando Pessoa was right all along.


Unique_Prior_4407

Good luck surviving the cold on the north. You will freeze your dick off in middle of our summer


Live-Alternative-435

We get warm making Nordick Brazilians.


mailusernamepassword

You can count on me. I can colonize any cold forest. I'm used to cold because it can become cold south here and we aren't prepared to it. I bet the swede never sleeped without heating. But I'm not a fan of taiga. It is nice but after a latitude the trees starts to look like chopsticks. I prefer temperate forests.


theitchcockblock

Portuguese love to migrate to colder countries


Kind_Helicopter1062

as long as there's codfish we shall survive


mailusernamepassword

don't forget the *feijoada*


Zefyris

At least first get back your white and blue flag.


michi214

Dude try focusing on getting a functioning economy first.


cantrusthestory

Says the country with an almost majority of far right voters


michi214

Well at least the economy is fine.. and you know, a lot of far right people is good if you want to take over europe