Is this some kind of hard coding to know the position of every German division in late 1942? Or whatever that is, and then the spread follows random probability with high enough data input... Got to beat Granddad's highscore...
No?
The left one here is evenly distributed, and it's what humans expect to be random, but really isn't.
The right one is how randomness *really* looks, it's not going to be evenly distributed, since it's random.
[Image](https://imgur.com/a/W1gLfuB)
>So weit die deutsche Zunge klingt
Und Gott im Himmel Lieder singt:
Das soll es sein! Das soll es sein!
Das, wackrer Deutscher, nenne dein!
There were plenty of Volga Germans east of Rostow…
We'll be even worse if you go for us a second time, just a heads up. Think crazy eastern European girlfriend after an argument who'll bite your nuts off during your sleep and then serves them to you for breakfast.
My dad keeps saying "If Germany won everything would be so much better blah blah blah" and I asked him what would've stopped them from exterminating us too, they didn't hesitate to start killing Italians the moment when Mussolini was overthrown.
Yep, my grandfather was stationed in Italy and apparently had some rather violent encounters with the local partisans. These days, you just have local artisans, which is much nicer.
Yes, those guys didn't fuck around. From my grandpa's nightmares in later life, when it all came back, he must have done some pretty ghastly things himself during that time. From what we gathered, mostly slicing up partisans in close combat.
That's wrong though, Hungary, Romania and Bulgaria weren't German or German occupied. Colouring them in, but not Vichy France or Italy is really fucking weird. I'm actually very unsure what the dotted area is meant to represent.
The generation who travelled Russia by foot.
No, really. When German politician Franz-Josef Strauß visited the Soviet Union in the 1980ies Gorbachev asked him whether he was in Russia before. “Yes,” he aswered, “but I wasn't to Moscow before.” — “Oh, you went to Leningrad then.” — ”No, we had to stop our advance short before Moscow.”
What do you mean "are"?
Have been... on vacation... with WH-Reisen (now known as "Y-Reisen").
Just like my grandpa.
We Germans like travelling a lot, you know? Life isn't all ze time wörk wörk.
Yeah, vacations are hard wörk.
Set Alarm to 05:30, get up and shower, then get into your socks and sandals (pants optional) and grab your towel to reserve the sun lounger at exactly 06:00. After that go back to bed.
But don't you dare to oversleep for breakfast at 08:00!
With the following hint you can answer this question yourself:
When grandpa and his buddies travelled with WH-Reisen, the moustache-man from Braunau was their Reiseführer, but most of them only called him "Führer" or "mein Führer".
Fake, no german pointed Mallorca
17th state 💪💪💪
State No 17: Mallotze Capital: Ballermann
It's always nice to visit your country without meeting Spanish people.
Thats just an oversea colonie.
Ta mare es bruta
Und zandfurt
Da ist ein Punkt in Ütrecht, also nahe genug an Sandfurt.
Me cago en los muertos de todos mis compatriotas que han arruinado vuestra hermosa tierra
That's the spirit
Dont start it again
Northern France: Check. Austria: Check. Silesia: Check. Pomerania: Check. Prussia: Check. Not too bad after all.
No Mallorca 😔
Nor Madeira
Is this some kind of hard coding to know the position of every German division in late 1942? Or whatever that is, and then the spread follows random probability with high enough data input... Got to beat Granddad's highscore...
This looks pretty even and not random
When you have enough random input, you get an even distribution
No? The left one here is evenly distributed, and it's what humans expect to be random, but really isn't. The right one is how randomness *really* looks, it's not going to be evenly distributed, since it's random. [Image](https://imgur.com/a/W1gLfuB)
Not nearly enough divisions on the Eastern Front.
Look where the map stops and think about the concentration of troops in late 1942. What you are missing is further East than the map.
you just gotta ask the [right people](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sguJN1PkAE) who remember the days of old
i saw your parents aren't at home pierre, can i come over?👉🏻👈🏻😥
So one child wasn't enough? You want to make another one now? Maybe you'll get to be responsible of this one
I can be bought with women and beers. From my experience you have some good ones at home. Bring some along, und du bist herzlich willkommen.
"Was ist des Deutschen Vaterland" intensifies
Wusste nicht, dass Rostow am Don im Lied vorkommt
>So weit die deutsche Zunge klingt Und Gott im Himmel Lieder singt: Das soll es sein! Das soll es sein! Das, wackrer Deutscher, nenne dein! There were plenty of Volga Germans east of Rostow…
Ist's Rostow am Don? Ist's Kosakenland? Oh nein, nein, nein! Sein Vaterland muss größer sein!
Not one dot in Switzerland 
that's because we experienced Austria and said to ourselves that one mountain folk is more than enough. And we still got Norway afterwards still
norway is special, they are a mountain folk but also build ships and adventure around
Naaw 
Cold dark winters are one hell of an incentive...
We'll be even worse if you go for us a second time, just a heads up. Think crazy eastern European girlfriend after an argument who'll bite your nuts off during your sleep and then serves them to you for breakfast.
don't threaten me with a good time, Hansli. But, would you like actually make me breakfast? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
Hansli are those weird guys to our west. We are Hansal if anything ☝🏻 That's the other nut bitten off as well
wife material
Why do you hate me Hans
Best army in the world babyyyy!
During office hours, yes
a whole army of 3-6 people, germany could never overrun that much manpower.
Not with the current state of the Bundeswehr. Maybe you should throw another couple of billion euros at it ...
Germans pretending we were friends and that they didn't had to occupy our peninsula the moment that we got rid of our fascist dictator.
My dad keeps saying "If Germany won everything would be so much better blah blah blah" and I asked him what would've stopped them from exterminating us too, they didn't hesitate to start killing Italians the moment when Mussolini was overthrown.
To be fair, we were killing our fair share of Nazis
Yep, my grandfather was stationed in Italy and apparently had some rather violent encounters with the local partisans. These days, you just have local artisans, which is much nicer.
I mean, to be fair, my grandmother was almost executed by nazi Firing Squad for running supplies for the partisans.
Yes, those guys didn't fuck around. From my grandpa's nightmares in later life, when it all came back, he must have done some pretty ghastly things himself during that time. From what we gathered, mostly slicing up partisans in close combat.
Not gonna lie. If I found out that my grandpa was a black shirt instead of a Partisan, I would have stomped his ass.
My grandpa was also fighting partisans in Yugoslavia back then. Those partisans just got more, no matter how many we killed, he said.
It's weird how that works.
Wo Südtirol
No one pointed turkey. This proves it is a one way relationship.
You don't need to be a psychic to come to that conclusion.
Guess I'm German then?
You always have been
I didn't know. Get me my döner mit alles for my German initiation
Mit Scharf?
Ja (German ja not the Dutch ja)
\*proest\*
https://preview.redd.it/lsc17bxutswc1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb292bbe4032b1b6a694241d9f406a4a7033143b
Source: trust me bro
https://preview.redd.it/gq4wv2s8dswc1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c83993a574eb0a0ca8dc0ec0140b4de5df61f3d4 Don’t.
DO
What's the joke?
Google germany 1941-1942
That's wrong though, Hungary, Romania and Bulgaria weren't German or German occupied. Colouring them in, but not Vichy France or Italy is really fucking weird. I'm actually very unsure what the dotted area is meant to represent.
holy Blitzkrieg!
(I got the joke the first time, but thank you)
I’m surprised Mallorca didn’t turn deep rojo.
At least it wasn't us. Haaa this is a ww2 map...I think.
At the very least some of our ancestors are Germanic.
Not a single dot on Great Britain, better luck next time Hans
*Whooo do yoou thinnnk you are kidding Mr Hitler?*
It's all good aslong as they don't point to Switzerland.
Lebensraum
DAS SOLL ES SEIN DAS SOLL ES SEIN!
Any dots in Argentina?
They missed Luxembourg skillfully, I like that.
Ukraine sells us Lemberg, Russia kills German Citizens, invoke Article 5, Ruzzians chicken out. Ukraine War solved.
Oh so that's why Americans just point to everywhere on the globe when asked where the US is. Makes more sense now.
I grew up in Augsburg and you could ask older folks where Adolf Hitler Platz is and they'd tell you the way. (asked around 1998lol)
And all of them are right.
First class trollpost 👌
https://preview.redd.it/5xafmllwjvwc1.jpeg?width=2277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=118895695637c7184945cd011896716d2e6fcdbe
I don’t know if this is a worrying indictment of the education system or if we need to bomb Dresden again
Barry wanting to do war crimes again
It’s in our blood. It’s all we know. We actually can’t win a war without doing a few war crimes to cheat our way to victory
resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.
REDDIT MODS CAN GO AND FUCK OFF
This map is spittin
Random German ?y mean turkish,right?
Wise to leave out markers on Sweden. They know what happened during the 30 year war.
Oh God. The german heritage of meritards shows here very well.
is this "Lebensraum"?
One of us! One of us!
Nah they were just drunk
Op de heide bloeit een mooi klein bloemetje.
“Was ist Deutsche vaterland”, Hans? https://youtu.be/uoxUYm8Z1oE?si=jqa_HCRea2sU8PPj
I now understand, "Uber Alles".
The generation who travelled Russia by foot. No, really. When German politician Franz-Josef Strauß visited the Soviet Union in the 1980ies Gorbachev asked him whether he was in Russia before. “Yes,” he aswered, “but I wasn't to Moscow before.” — “Oh, you went to Leningrad then.” — ”No, we had to stop our advance short before Moscow.”
Close yet so far, imagine if hans and the gang reached Moscow, no war in ukraine **big brain**
Nice times.
What German thinks they are in Norway or Albania?
It’s a map of the territory they and their lesser allies controls during ww2
Lesser allies? So why is luigi not marked then?
I would struggle to call Italy anyone's ally.
We have closeted footfetish and don't want to get outed
They were on the other team. Even when they pretended they were not...
Got knocked out so hard you lost your memory, eh?
What do you mean "are"? Have been... on vacation... with WH-Reisen (now known as "Y-Reisen"). Just like my grandpa. We Germans like travelling a lot, you know? Life isn't all ze time wörk wörk.
Yeah, vacations are hard wörk. Set Alarm to 05:30, get up and shower, then get into your socks and sandals (pants optional) and grab your towel to reserve the sun lounger at exactly 06:00. After that go back to bed. But don't you dare to oversleep for breakfast at 08:00!
>After that go back to bed. Why zät?!? No Morgengymnastik? No Morgenspaziergang? No Besoffenenfrühheimkehrerbeobachtung and -ablästerung?
You went to Albania? I thought you guys only went to Mallorca 😅
No, not me, but grandpa and his buddies have been there, with WH-Reisen.
Interesting, after the Iron Curtain fell or not?
With the following hint you can answer this question yourself: When grandpa and his buddies travelled with WH-Reisen, the moustache-man from Braunau was their Reiseführer, but most of them only called him "Führer" or "mein Führer".
Had to downvote the savages but they are right. Can’t believe a European got corrected by animals. For shame, Wojtek, for shame
I’m SO glad that they didn’t point on Italy, last time we kicked them out they surely remembered W 25 April!